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[–]IIoWoII 24 points25 points ago

[–]slightlights 6 points7 points ago

Is that what tumblr is like? Except more girly?

[–]PerogiXW 0 points1 point ago

[–]RandomWeirdShit 0 points1 point ago

Tumblr is only girly if you follow a person with a girly personality. All I ever see on my dash is porn, music, nerd shit, video game shit, "a lot of the shit I saw on Reddit a week ago" shit etc. I think you're talking about Pinterest. That site is a cesspool of estrogen.

[–]FutureMad 1 point2 points ago

Instant subscription.

[–]GetHandsome 91 points92 points ago

I don't think "enhance" means what you think it means.

[–]Engineer3227 27 points28 points ago

There was a novelty account a few months ago called something like "CSI Enhance" and he did some awesome work. He would enhance OP's picture and then show something funny.

For example he would keep zooming in on the sunglasses someone was wearing until finally the reflection of what was being looked at could be seen.

I haven't seen that account around for awhile which is too bad. It was one of my favorite novelty accounts.

: - (

[–]wanderingotaku 46 points47 points ago

Yeah. He didn't zoom at all.

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[–]Larillia 1 point2 points ago

These are conversation enhancers in the same sense that porn is a "marital aid".

[–]iamleighanne 0 points1 point ago

Enhance-Intensify, increase, or further improve the quality, value, or extent of.

I can understand the context op is using the word in.

[–]Brooke34 33 points34 points ago

[–]HickoryDickoryDank 2 points3 points ago

What is this from?

[–]Gooberpatrol66 3 points4 points ago

The video is always better.

[–]OutinFields 0 points1 point ago

I love how the maker put so much effort into lip-syncing it and then just decided to mess up his jaw, just to fuck with Heavy.

[–]I_can_fluff_myself 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a fish eating food.

[–]Zhang5 0 points1 point ago

[–]srwim 20 points21 points ago

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 22 points23 points ago

It's great to have a convenient place to go to get your .gifs when you need them. Imgur-hosted, even, not to mention alphabetized. I have saved your post, and plan to return often. Thank you, and have a very happy cakeday.

[–]mjwarsocki 1 point2 points ago

My phone just had a seizure.

[–]hannahbirdy 4 points5 points ago

what is that alan rickman one from?

[–]Sepsis08 48 points49 points ago

You should have titled this "Most overused gifs on reddit."

[–]Engineer3227 2 points3 points ago

The Star Trek ones are rarely seen although the gif of Sisko's face palm has been spotted a few times on reddit.

The "Sweet Jesus!" one is also Star Trek although people who haven't seen that movie wouldn't know it. It's Zefram Cochrane from Star Trek: First Contact.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zefram_Cochrane

[–]KellyTheET 1 point2 points ago

That one is one of my new favorites. The absurdity of the whole package just make me chortle.

[–]All_Tan_Everything 4 points5 points ago

so only new things are good?

[–]bo87 1 point2 points ago

You've probably never heard of them.

[–]mccaddensa16 1 point2 points ago

No, but overused ones are absolutely not good.

[–]duvakiin -2 points-1 points ago

actually some of those are the less popular versions of overused gifs on reddit. so no

[–]HipsterTree 11 points12 points ago

[–]daae23 11 points12 points ago

I always thought "facepalm" was Captain Jean Luc Picard, not that black guy from American History X...

[–]Purple_Herman 8 points9 points ago

Don't front on Captain Sisko, son.

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[–]madplayshd 2 points3 points ago

You are looking for this pic:

http://i.imgur.com/4XRU8.jpg

[–]sovietsrule 0 points1 point ago

Me too, I thought there was hair in the picture...I guess I was wrong

[–]17Hongo 2 points3 points ago

[–]calmateguey 17 points18 points ago

[–]NonPermissive 7 points8 points ago

Probably the most overused overused of the lot.

Why do all my typos come off as some sorry attempt at wit?

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[–]bo87 0 points1 point ago

And still breaks me every time.

[–]Loftedbeef 3 points4 points ago

Those are great but this is what i like for this is gonna be good. (its incomplete and not even the gif, but i know every one's seen the real one)

[–]shadowdsfire 3 points4 points ago

I can't believe you didn't include this one

[–]jackpotman 1 point2 points ago

Happy cake day motherfucker :)!!!!!

[–]allhailsanta 1 point2 points ago

The most saved post on reddit

[–]trollfessor 1 point2 points ago

I'll figure out how to bookmark one day.

[–]MIDNIGHTZOMBIE 1 point2 points ago

For the first time ever, someone posted something decent on their cakeday.

[–]Killhouse 1 point2 points ago

You've set the internet back ten years.

[–]someshooter 1 point2 points ago

You forgot this one I think

[–]Bottleman 1 point2 points ago

I like the gif 'Black guy struts in with a chair and sits on it saying Dis gun be gud'

[–]SOPA_NO 1 point2 points ago

How long did it take you to upload that?

EDIT: 20 minutes later, here's my .gif collection.

[–]JarlofDenmark 1 point2 points ago

Why is the Doctor watching me, and where is this from?

[–]umenthum 1 point2 points ago

I'll try to list the origins of these, please comment and help me out with fixes, additions, and more specific information about which episode some of these came from, for those interested.
Allright man

All right, All right, Whatever

Are you Fucking kidding me?

Are you not entertained?: Russell Crowe in "Gladiator"

Ass!

Bullshit!

Dis Gon b Gud!

Deal with it!

Eww...

Facepalm: Avery Brooks in "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"

...Fine: Sam Lloyd in "Scrubs"

FFFFUUUUUCCKK!!!

Fuck Everything

Yeah! Fuck Yeah!

Fuck you: Colin Mochrie in "Whose line is it Anyway?"

GAAAAY!!: Its a meme

Get the fuck out!

Good for you

ha ha ha! ...yeah: Matt LeBlanc and Mathew Perry in "Friends"

Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!: Kermit the Frog in ""...?

Hell yeah: Tiger Woods playing golf

I ain't even mad

I don't care: Johnny Depp in "Willy Wonka" (2005)

Wow! I nearly gave a fuck!

It's been decided: President Barrack Obama signing ... into law

It's on bitch!: John Lithgow in ...?

I regret nothing

I win!: "Scrubs"

I will never get this image out of my head

I've made a terrible mistake: Will Arnet in "Arrested Development"

I'm watching you...

Make it stop!: Ben Savage in "Boy Meets World"

NO!: Conan O'Brian?

Nope: nope.avi

Not funny

:O

WWWOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!

Oh god no: Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino"

OK, I'm out: "Friends"

Omg, I won!

Shit just got real: Martin Lawrence and Will Smith in "Bad Boys"?

Sigh...: Robert Picardo in "Star Trek Voyager"

Sweet Jesus!: James Cromwell in "Star Trek: First Contact"

That shit ain't funny!

Waiting...: Muppets

WTF is wrong with you?!: Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show"

whaaaaaat??: Muppets

Who gives a shit!: Harrison Ford

Witchraft!: "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"?

yes... thank you for your input

You're awesome!

You will fail

You've come so close: Tom Hiddleston in Thor

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!

Thanks to: imdb.com and knowyourmeme.com for reference,

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[–]lego_ninja 1 point2 points ago

I kept expecting her to get stabbed or something...

[–]Chrisfromthefuture 1 point2 points ago

I bookmarked this.

[–]JANichols89 1 point2 points ago

Is that Jason Momoa in the dis gon b gud gif? And if so can someone tell me what that's from? Actually I would enjoy an answer regardless of whether or not that's actually him.

[–]jimmym007 1 point2 points ago

[–]Nickotine87 0 points1 point ago

Ultimate repost of reposts. Happy Cakeday good sir.

[–]TheInfamousRedditor 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone have a link to the Kate/Jon Gosslin one? It was titled "Not Funny."

[–]scaryballoonman 1 point2 points ago

I can't find it either :|

[–]Brohanwashere 1 point2 points ago

[–]2legittoquit -1 points0 points ago

[–]lionlake[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, that's a good one for my list

[–]nanltech 0 points1 point ago

Where is the ffffuuuuccccckkkk from?

[–]chad353 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone tell me what the first gif is from?

[–]lurkallthethings 0 points1 point ago

At first all of them were the first gif. I thought that was the joke and it was hilarious to me, then I checked the comments and was dissapointed.

[–]superkamiokande 0 points1 point ago

What movie is the James Cromwell gif from?

[–]NickConrad 0 points1 point ago

Head like a fucking orange

[–]lolcheme 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for Carl Sagan's 'deal with it'. I've never seen that before..

[–]TheBelt 0 points1 point ago

I love thumbs up chewing asain guy.

[–]Locusthorde300 0 points1 point ago

What movie is the "Eww" one from, it's awesome

[–]baronxs 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 0 points1 point ago

Khal Drogo on #7

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

Is that gray haired Alan Rickman?

[–]AzureBlu 0 points1 point ago

The "I WIN" gif is the best. gif. ever.

[–]laportez 0 points1 point ago

Woooaaaaahhhhh

[–]CosmicPube 0 points1 point ago

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 0 points1 point ago

Oh, so this is how you people always have the right gif for any given scenario.

[–]RD_Is_Best_Pony 0 points1 point ago

Nice

[–]nonpromqueen 0 points1 point ago

[–]Foley1 0 points1 point ago

The only GIF I will ever need. http://www.emotionreply.com/small.php?s=52

[–]ozymand1as 0 points1 point ago

Reaction images rarely add to a conversation. They are simply the new emoticon.

[–]ClemsonPoker 0 points1 point ago

Well, at least they're an upgrade on that front.

[–]ozymand1as 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure? These days, people post the reaction image and nothing else, this not adding to the conversation. It's just the same emoticons being spammed for free comment karma.

[–]ClemsonPoker 0 points1 point ago

Compared to emoticons, yes. There is a much wider variety, meaning more can be expressed, and some (not many, but some) of them are funny the first two times you see them.

The fact is that most people don't have the ability to make high quality posts on a consistent basis without the use of memes and reaction GIFs.

[–]ozymand1as 1 point2 points ago

Exactly right. Reaction images are funny at first then kind of suck later on due to overuse.

[–]jessperk 0 points1 point ago

Pretty excited to see Alan Rickman in this post.

[–]2222lil 0 points1 point ago

This was a nightmare to view on mobile.

[–]Sneak4000 0 points1 point ago

dat kermit

[–]mrland 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]lordmarkthe1st 0 points1 point ago

This is my favourite post to date. So much goodness I have a sitffy

[–]smilingjester 0 points1 point ago

Dude i love you. no homo.

[–]Berkbelts 0 points1 point ago

"It's on Bitch" is my favorite. His face when he says bitch is awesome. Also this make me realize I need to start watching Angry Video Game Nerd again.

[–]Rotuyoh 0 points1 point ago

This is awesome, but just a question. When will you ever need this .gif in a conversation?

[–]synthion 0 points1 point ago

  1. Something unexpectedly scary/gross

  2. A sudden and unexpected realization

[–]bo87 0 points1 point ago

upvote for AVGN.

[–]sticktothecraithur 0 points1 point ago

Wow. A whole page of gifs. My internet has no idea what to do.

[–]sjhaakie 0 points1 point ago

[–]j3n1fur 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! Bookmarked.

[–]ZombieMozart 0 points1 point ago

That cookiemonster gif is amazing.

[–]Hime_Takamura 0 points1 point ago

[–]lunastella 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir...

[–]unr3a1r00t 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. Thank you! Happy cake day!

[–]Driftwood44 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap, a Sisko facepalm? Sweet.

What's the Alan Rickman one from?

[–]trekkie_becky 1 point2 points ago

[–]just_joshing 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered, what exactly did Ed Helms win?

Now that I look closer, is that actually Ed Helms? It looks so much like him - is this from a show/movie or is this just some random guy on a game show? I always thought it was just a lookalike but unless someone tells me otherwise, I'm starting to think it's actually him.

[–]mattv1 4 points5 points ago

Not Ed Helms, and it's a clip from The Price is Right.

[–]just_joshing 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, no more sleepless nights of wondering "Was that actually Ed Helms in that gif?" I hope I'm not the only one that sees it.

[–]duvakiin 1 point2 points ago

no. once you said it was Ed i actually believed it for about 5 seconds until i saw mattv1's comment

[–]ewwe_ewwe 0 points1 point ago

The one with Kermit shouldn't be "holy crap, holy crap." It should obviously be "YAAAAAAAAYYYYY!"

[–]ForAllThat 0 points1 point ago

Any way to save them all at once?

[–]SirArthurTrollington 0 points1 point ago

If you have Firefox you can download the DownThemAll extension.

[–]ForAllThat 1 point2 points ago

I'm afraid I'm using Chrome :)

[–]citylightmeadows 0 points1 point ago

upvote for the cook gif :]

[–]BlaikeMethazine 0 points1 point ago

I came to the comments to make sure it was him.

[–]duvakiin 0 points1 point ago

one of those was just a picture. i got ripped off!

[–]HashRunningRapist 0 points1 point ago

You're doing the lord's work, son. I am now ready to wage war on Facebook.

[–]258707 0 points1 point ago

10/10 would book ark again

[–]11oops -1 points0 points ago

Wow. If only there was an entire subreddit dedicated to shitty images like this. Then we could make reddit comments even more unbearable!

[–]WackyWarrior -1 points0 points ago

Yay. Now I am set for life. What else could I possibly need?

[–]Up-The-Butt_Jesus -1 points0 points ago

who's the chick in red are you fucking kidding me who is she cuz i wanna find out and then call her and penis her a time or four

[–]doubleplusepic[!] -1 points0 points ago

[–]TheFifthCan -2 points-1 points ago

Can we get a zip file of all these? I kinda don't want to have to go through 54 gifs saving them all. I don't think anyone else wants to do that either.

[–]Bulit0 1 point2 points ago

You can use the software found here to easily download the whole album.

[–]TheFifthCan 0 points1 point ago

Cool, thank you!

[–]HashRunningRapist 0 points1 point ago

Well you kinda don't have to then.

[–]TheFifthCan 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[–]drjeats 0 points1 point ago

http://www.downthemall.net/ - The only browser extension I bother having installed.

[–]ksmash -2 points-1 points ago

Ignore this comment

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[–]lionlake[S] 2 points3 points ago

Well that's what the meme says yes, but I didn't think it was really suitable for the GIF

[–]donniedarkofan -1 points0 points ago

A suggestion if I may, the famous "I rule!" scene/quote from American Beauty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqYggG9tk5s

[–]skevimc -1 points0 points ago

Good Guy Lionlake: posts on his cake day". Earns the upvotes.

[–]DarkDom -1 points0 points ago

Excellent. Bookmarked.

[–]implosionsinapie -2 points-1 points ago

James Rolfe and David Tennant are le best. Good stuff!

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[–]shadowdsfire 0 points1 point ago

*Insert RES link here for easy karma *

[–]sovietsrule -2 points-1 points ago

You win my upvotes and respect.

[–]Calvinator56 -2 points-1 points ago

ive created multiple accounts to upvote this 0.0

[–]Littlefox7 -2 points-1 points ago

This is extremely handy.

[–]WonderOwOcat -2 points-1 points ago

Happy Cake Day^

[–]toflobster -3 points-2 points ago

Lul

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[–]lionlake[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you sir, I shall do the same