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[–]Color_Bars 128 points129 points ago

Perspective. Brilliant!

Sidenote: I will now refer to masturbation as 'waxing the Ferrari'.

[–]BringOutTheImp 44 points45 points ago

Great, now I will forced to use the term "jerking off" for waxing my Ferrari so there is no confusion.

[–]OmegaArcadia 26 points27 points ago

You just said that so everyone would know that you have a Ferrari.

[–]BringOutTheImp 26 points27 points ago

Every man brags about jerking off at one point in his life.

[–]Color_Bars 0 points1 point ago

If you have a Ferrari then I think you can call punching your clown and washing your car anything you want. Doesn't matter; own Ferrari.

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[–]Color_Bars 0 points1 point ago

I was going to type that, but I wanted to be clear on what I was saying. But with our powers combined, I think we covered all the bases now.

[–]drsebaz -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit.

[–]mellowmarshmallow 6 points7 points ago

I wax my Ferrari everyday!

[–]Kryptonite55 5 points6 points ago

I sincerely hope that becomes a common euphemism the U.S

[–]orcadus 5 points6 points ago

Or Waxing the Ford Pinto

[–]Joe_ManginiPSN 89 points90 points ago

That guy looks like David hasselhoff

[–]WayneSchlegel 40 points41 points ago

It's him. I should know, I'm German.

[–]gripmastah 13 points14 points ago

He is Professional German

[–]WayneSchlegel 1 point2 points ago

[–]VSI 6 points7 points ago

looks more like Bruce Campbell to me......

[–]BrainSlurper 0 points1 point ago

Same here. But then again everything does.

[–]FIunky 11 points12 points ago

Aaaaand back to reality

[–]Ranch3ro 24 points25 points ago

Opp there goes gravity!

[–]run_about 4 points5 points ago

Oh, there goes the rabbit

[–]JakeBloom 0 points1 point ago

He choked.

[–]Appicay 6 points7 points ago

Oh, there goes spaghetti

[–]Zeldr 4 points5 points ago

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti!

[–]BringOutTheImp 3 points4 points ago

Tonight... You...

[–]Zeldr 2 points3 points ago

If you're referencing ATHF, then that episode disturbed the shit out of me.

[–]BringOutTheImp 0 points1 point ago

[–]Willkins88 0 points1 point ago

What do you think he means by, tonight, you? Like its some sort of threat.

[–]MisterWonka 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for forcing my brain to pronounce it 'SPA-guty' so that it would rhyme with 'gravity'

[–]StraY_WolF 0 points1 point ago

It fell of your pocket?

[–]drhone15 -2 points-1 points ago

Gravity IS just a theory

[–]AntonJokinen 54 points55 points ago

This is older than the internet.

[–]wanderingotaku 17 points18 points ago

according to the internet, everything is older than the internet. including the internet.

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 3 points4 points ago

The internet is infinitely recursive.

[–]8-bit_d-boy -1 points0 points ago

Because of Darpanet, this is true.

[–]what_user_name 1 point2 points ago

what about Derpnet?

[–]xtseed -1 points0 points ago

ARPANET

[–]reelmusik 19 points20 points ago

Yeah, but it is a pretty good perspective trick.

[–]Shigidy 28 points29 points ago

His face at the end just kills me.

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[–]Shigidy 3 points4 points ago

I'm touched that you took time to make that.

[–]ColeScheffler 3 points4 points ago

RIP

[–]stickybuttons 10 points11 points ago

Two and a half more air wipes, the he realizes...

[–]amazamy 25 points26 points ago

Well that elevated rather quickly.

[–]Karthaz -4 points-3 points ago

[–]superhappyphuntyme 7 points8 points ago

was i the only one nervous one the whole time. a totaled 458 is funny anything happens to a 250 GTO on the other hand and wars have been fought for less

[–]jaqq 1 point2 points ago

You weren't the only one. I was really afraid something heavy would drop on the car.

[–]italilight 7 points8 points ago

Did anyone else think this was going to be a post about fapping?

[–]acousticat 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I thought 'waxing the ferrari' was something rude. :-0

[–]goeraz 1 point2 points ago

rude? how?

[–]Nimonic 1 point2 points ago

I might be stupid, but I've seen this one before, and for a minute there I thought "this can't be the same one? That car looks completely real".

[–]Elliottism 1 point2 points ago

"Waxing the Ferrari" - If you know what I'm saying.

[–]gallardoelise 9 points10 points ago

Repost

[–]godsdead 1 point2 points ago

When Suddenly... Shut the fuck up.

[–]Freakwilly 1 point2 points ago

I came here expecting a penis reference

[–]JonCee500 2 points3 points ago

sigh, repost...

[–]mrmeatyomega 0 points1 point ago

My Brain!!

[–]Acid_Raccoon 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I fell for it...

[–]Chrischn89 0 points1 point ago

Aaand it's gone...

[–]DalekCaek 0 points1 point ago

Is that a metaphor for the act of male masturbation?

[–]jpdehart 0 points1 point ago

GAH! MY PERSPECTIVE!!!!

[–]thepeterjohnson 0 points1 point ago

"Waxing the Ferarri," step 1: Grab the whole damn thing in your hand.

[–]tarellel 0 points1 point ago

It's all about perspective

[–]FuckYouDoug 0 points1 point ago

Talkov, you have posted 4 front page posts in the last two days. Wyoming is a karma sanctuary.

[–]mamamamia1 0 points1 point ago

awesome

[–]timisanub 0 points1 point ago

Not what I expected..

[–]BOYmanGahShit 0 points1 point ago

I like to think that is David Hasselhoff in the gif.

[–]WrittenOnMyiPhone 0 points1 point ago

Dirk Nowitzki loves himself some Hasselhoff!

[–]FooeyandRubbish 0 points1 point ago

Of course, not many people would own a Ferrari 250 GTO.

[–]Jovaage 0 points1 point ago

So... Very... Old...

[–]torton312 0 points1 point ago

Aah yes, I had that same problem, except instead it was the bank

[–]flamingbiskuet 0 points1 point ago

Waxing the repost

[–]s3borz 0 points1 point ago

i remember theres a motorcycle one

[–]_indeed_ 0 points1 point ago

God wanted his car back.

[–]Shockum 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting it to transform. I am dissapoint.

[–]masterbard1 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when giant hands come from the skies and take my shit!

[–]Norville4 0 points1 point ago

Reeeepooooost

[–]ma582 0 points1 point ago

Waxing the Ferrari, eh? Is that what you kids call it nowadays?

[–]migzors 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure what's worse, that my mind immediately associated "Waxing the Ferrari" as a term for masturbation, or that I clicked a link thinking it was about masturbation.

[–]someone_FIN 0 points1 point ago

I gave this the 111th upvotes... Yep, happiness comes from the small things in life.

[–]someone_FIN -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote*

[–]CaptainJester42 -1 points0 points ago

Waxing the Ferrari sounds like a euphemism for Fapping

[–]turboknight 2 points3 points ago

Congratulations on figuring that out.

[–]aceoftrachs -1 points0 points ago

Waxing the Ferrari if you know what I mean.

[–]SymbolOfStuff -1 points0 points ago

I hate it when giants take away my expencive cars when I'm busy washing them! D:<

[–]WhipIash -1 points0 points ago

Phew, I thought waxing the ferrari was a euphemism.

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[–]Breathing_Balls 4 points5 points ago

We won chess a long time ago.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 0 points1 point ago

But this one had a masturbation joke!

[–]Snoopyalien24 0 points1 point ago

"My car" is the worst titles of them all jeesh

[–]terwilliger -1 points0 points ago

Oh yeeeeaaaaaaa Chick... Chika-chikaaaaa

[–]chrill -1 points0 points ago

[–]LadieLexx -1 points0 points ago

Love a good play on perspective... Well done!

[–]OnlyAMuffin -1 points0 points ago

that was VERY clever, well done sir.. well done!

[–]holy_handgrenade125 -4 points-3 points ago

Holy shit that hand was fucking huge!!

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[–]cloughie 0 points1 point ago

Dude... That's a Ferrari 250 GTO (model).
You confused the prettiest Ferrari ever with the ugliest Lamborghini ಠ_ಠ

[–]Cyrphix 0 points1 point ago

You do know I was kidding, right?

[–]cloughie 0 points1 point ago

Very... funny?

[–]Temptress75519 -2 points-1 points ago

god decided it was time to shut the atheists up for good...do he jacked some dudes Ferrari.

What a vindictive douche.

[–]The_Repost_Detective -4 points-3 points ago

I'm taking you down town