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What's going on in my head when my gorgeous coworker walks by [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]ibluemyself19 363 points364 points ago

but even before she can get her knickers on, i've seen everything, i've seen it all.

[–]Step_right_up 106 points107 points ago

So it's a comedy then?

[–]lateness 82 points83 points ago

No... it's about what would happen, you know, if these things were possible.

[–]Maxamillionaire 46 points47 points ago

And then I ride off......On the grass.

[–]gallowglass10191 21 points22 points ago

I play a sort of James bond type figure

[–]M1ke52 11 points12 points ago

"one of them is bending over, two of them are kissing"

"they've turned lesbian?"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I'm kind of tipsy and just reading "on the grass" in his voice and seeing how he delivers that line fucking killed me.

[–]minecrafterambesten 14 points15 points ago

Is that from something? It sounds familiar.

[–]freddit52 43 points44 points ago

Patrick Stewart episode of Extras.

[–]minecrafterambesten 8 points9 points ago

Ah yes thank you! I remember that now.

[–]DiscordianStooge 11 points12 points ago

I'm sure you saw everything.

[–]ClockworkPenguin 37 points38 points ago

It's from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M

[–]blindfaith22 0 points1 point ago

I am proud to report this link is purple

[–]gregoreoski 615 points616 points ago

Dat slight butt jiggle

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] 306 points307 points ago

Toight like a toiger.

*Edit: What have I done??

[–]mrfluffleballz 124 points125 points ago

Schmoke and a pancake?

[–]jordanbeff 87 points88 points ago

Cigar and a waffle?

[–]mrfluffleballz 84 points85 points ago

Flapjack and a cigarette? No?

[–]jibbyjabbeee 84 points85 points ago

Bong and a blintz?

[–]mrfluffleballz 78 points79 points ago

Pipe and a crêpe?

[–]jordanbeff 78 points79 points ago

Well then there ish no pleeeeaaashing you.

[–]mrfluffleballz 22 points23 points ago

That's not right.... o.O

[–]jordanbeff 38 points39 points ago

peels skin off eats it

You see? I am peeeeeling.

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      [–]FacePalmPro 1 point2 points ago

      Fag and a flapjack. I use this daily at work, as does a co-workers 80 yr old mother. :)

      [–]chewp911 8 points9 points ago

      Daily? Everyone must fucking hate you by now.

      [–]FacePalmPro 0 points1 point ago

      No, to be honest, I'm calmer than the kid that works part time, but we are always goofing off, (read IT). Two guys get up to smoke every 20-30 minutes and that is the cue.

      [–]chewp911 1 point2 points ago

      You say it every 20 minutes?......

      [–]FacePalmPro 0 points1 point ago

      No, I say it once a day, sometimes not at all. But they picked it up and say it when they are ready for a smoke. For instance Johnny gets up and says "Bob, fag and a flapjack?" Generally things I say in person that get a good laugh are adopted and overused. The funny part is that now Johnny's mom uses it. Also, not real names.

      [–]jessiemoin 14 points15 points ago

      That's a keeper.

      [–]MrJuwi 8 points9 points ago

      Save me for myself.

      [–]PancakesAreGone 2 points3 points ago

      No... Just a schmoke.

      [–]juru1876 38 points39 points ago

      Thanks a lot. Now I'll be thinking about this when I pass by my coworker. Shes fucking gorgeous, but also married to a huge guy that works in the same place.

      [–]anymooseposter 98 points99 points ago

      It's ok, in sure it'll work out by season 3.

      [–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

      Stay on Dwight's good side. You will need his help someday.

      [–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] 31 points32 points ago

      Ah, the old huge boyfriend dilemma. I know this well.

      [–]bozzwtf 9 points10 points ago

      I imagined you sounding like Tyrion Lannister when you said this. Oh and props on post. Hilarious.

      [–]Goatse_Wan_Kenobi 0 points1 point ago

      I suffer from the tiny boyfriend dilemma :( FML

      [–]rustyrobocop 1 point2 points ago

      Dude, where's your winning attitude?

      The guy is big? Cool, bigger target.

      [–]KingoftheGoldenAge 0 points1 point ago

      It was on TV last night, too.

      [–]copyandpasta 16 points17 points ago

      I present to you...\

      From the source below.

      [–]StickySnacks 17 points18 points ago

      It's Bigfoot!!

      [–]herroazn 10 points11 points ago

      you know what they say about big feet wink wink

      [–]BruceLeesDad 58 points59 points ago

      They-- They be sayin' "Damn, you got some big feet".

      [–]Tom2Die 1 point2 points ago

      I'm commenting here just so you know at least someone got this reference. I was amused.

      [–]Dralun 0 points1 point ago

      After it being on the front page every other day, most people got it.

      [–]Tom2Die 0 points1 point ago

      I wasn't aware it was. I saw that episode the other day on...nick at night but early morning?

      [–]NINJACAT77 3 points4 points ago

      Don't you DARE say big shoes!

      [–]DominatingMrPants 10 points11 points ago

      Big socks

      [–]NINJACAT77 2 points3 points ago

      ...fuck you.

      [–]StickySnacks 1 point2 points ago

      Muffins!

      [–]poorlychosenpraise 0 points1 point ago

      That you're a good driver.

      [–]Tusaa 7 points8 points ago

      and did I see a slight drop of sweat roll off her ass?

      [–]semi- 2 points3 points ago

      Probably the string that was attached to her clothes to pull it off like that.

      Or a side effect of the telekinesis used to rip her clothes off like that. Either way.

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        [–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] 177 points178 points ago

        Source. For science.

        [–]WasherDryerUnion 120 points121 points ago

        You can see her boobs when they are running through the forest! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE! ENHANCE!

        [–]i_cry_evrytim_ 79 points80 points ago

        or just watch porn

        [–]Kowzorz 181 points182 points ago

        It's just not the same.

        [–]Timett_son_of_Timett 159 points160 points ago

        Seeing boobs that want to be seen kinda defeats the purpose of being a creepy internet dwelling troll... which we all are at some level.

        [–]hermit1808 60 points61 points ago

        holy shit he's right...

        [–]Forlarren 39 points40 points ago

        which we all are at some level.

        Some level? I have been grinding so long I hit level cap years ago. That shit is at max level.

        [–]Timett_son_of_Timett 3 points4 points ago

        Did you hit the level "Fap" years ago too! nudge nudge wink wink

        [–]MrDeckard 11 points12 points ago

        To quote Doug Stanhope "That's titty you're not supposed to see."

        [–]andrewsmith1986 9 points10 points ago

        I was on bourbon street last night and this chick in a USA shirt was being talked into showing her tits and the crowd started chanting "USA!USA!USA!"

        I'll be honest, I wanted to join in on it.

        [–]Timett_son_of_Timett 1 point2 points ago

        No one would have held it against you, buddy.

        [–]DuchySleeps 1 point2 points ago

        Honest to god the same thing happened in Austin during sxsw. It's weird how people can become overtly patriotic in the presence of breasts.

        As if showing how proud you are of our country will get you any where closer to them.

        [–]Mcelite 2 points3 points ago

        but it's HD!

        [–]4c51 0 points1 point ago

        Shai Wear did an advertising campaign that was porn.

        [–]Namika -2 points-1 points ago

        I never understood why more people don't realize this.

        Like I'm playing LoL and my friends on Skype are always like "holy crap look at that character's tits! Oh man, they need to release a version of that picture where you can see her cleavage!" I'm like, really guys, its called porn. If you want to see tits, just go look at tits. You don't need to spend all the effort and work to try and see them in non-porn settings.

        [–]Todomanna 6 points7 points ago

        Not all tits are the same.

        [–]Sparling 5 points6 points ago

        here ya go

        [–]Minim4c 2 points3 points ago

        Awwww jeahh...

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          [–]the_robo_boogie 16 points17 points ago

          that's a hell of an underwear ad.

          [–]splatterdash 8 points9 points ago

          What's the song playing in the background?

          [–]moltencheese 62 points63 points ago

          http://hahgay.com/

          [–][deleted] ago

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          [–]Brohanwashere 5 points6 points ago

          Episode of Community.

          [–]effilctar 2 points3 points ago

          It doesn't loop. 6/10.

          [–]Brohanwashere 4 points5 points ago

          It replays if you click on it.

          [–][deleted] ago

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          [–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] 29 points30 points ago

          Nope. Just a tactic of a karma whore.

          [–]anaemic 11 points12 points ago

          They can market all they like, only an actual retard would pay 24 bucks for one pair of boxers.

          [–]akrabu 1 point2 points ago

          It doesn't matter. You will never forget that brand name. Every fucking time you see that gif from now on you will think of that underwear company. Maybe when you see a girl eating an apple you might think of it. Maybe when you see the hot girl at the office your imagination will now follow this script. You clicked a link and sold some of your mind's real-estate. Of course you will never buy that crap. So why the fuck do you need that shit in your brain?

          [–]TechGoat -1 points0 points ago

          My brain deletes its browser cache every Friday at 6PM, so I think I'm okay.

          [–]drizzt5 0 points1 point ago

          As long as it is entertaining I don't mind.

          [–]NewPass1 0 points1 point ago

          Lol, that subreddit is filled with more paranoia than SRS and Mensrights combined.

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            [–]Mcelite 2 points3 points ago

            Damn! You cannot tell how hot she is from the GIF.

            [–]retroshark 5 points6 points ago

            wow, thank you for both this post and the gif. the comercial is absolutely spectacular. i wonder what they used to achieve the effect? probably a combo of a very big fan, strings pulling the clothes off as well as partially torn clothing. very very cool!

            [–]tonight__you 1 point2 points ago

            I am that old, Asian man.

            [–]copyandpasta 2 points3 points ago

            I present to you...

            [–]jubbergun 1 point2 points ago

            That has got to be the most enjoyable nonsensically bad ad of all time. Are they selling underwear? Is it biodegradable underwear, or does your world change just because it's sooooo cool? I don't know, but there's a topless chick, so I don't care.

            [–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] 1 point2 points ago

            Since when do ads have to make sense to sell? When's the last time you saw a perfume/cologne ad? Fill in the blank: _______ sells.

            [–]daveoodoes 6 points7 points ago

            Horse semen.... Did I win?

            [–]jubbergun -1 points0 points ago

            True, but it least I have some idea what they're selling...though I guess I did get "underwear" out of the ad, so 5 points to Gryfinndor.

            [–]traal 0 points1 point ago

            The underwear isn't even see-through.

            [–]phillynov 271 points272 points ago

            This isn't NSFW enough

            [–]mayoandfries 69 points70 points ago

            I was thinking the same thing. Not even a little side boob

            [–]wufoo2 43 points44 points ago

            Sit across the desk from your boss and the corporate sexual harassment officer while this plays back from your browser history, then say that.

            [–]Bacon_Hero 48 points49 points ago

            They didn't say that it was safe for work. Just that it wasn't as unsafe as they would like.

            [–]NewPass1 0 points1 point ago

            And that doesn't apply to reddit in general?

            [–]didistutter 1 point2 points ago

            Not really. Your co-workers can bitch all they want if you're surfing during working hours, but having porn on your screen can get you sacked pretty quickly in most jurisdictions.

            [–]Quorgol 6 points7 points ago

            I tried so hard to see nipple. Alas, even 30+ cycles later there's nothing. I wish there was a way to see all the boobs I could ever desire for free... Waiiiit just a minute!

            [–]ronnyman123 0 points1 point ago

            At least we have a shadow.

            [–]elperroborrachotoo 1 point2 points ago

            Naturally Suitable For Work.

            [–]tora22 25 points26 points ago

            It looks like a drop of water slides down over her butt in the last few frames. Probably one of my foreveralone tears.

            [–]Overeacting 10 points11 points ago

            How the fuck did you notice that?

            [–]Atersed 5 points6 points ago

            You mean you haven't been staring at that ass for the last five minutes?

            [–]tora22 3 points4 points ago

            Dude it's over her bum. I am looking at her bum.

            [–]anonimyus 89 points90 points ago

            Dat bad posture

            [–]Atersed 28 points29 points ago

            God damn this was the first thing I noticed. The second thing I noticed was that I might be slightly gay.

            [–]rustyrobocop 3 points4 points ago

            You are fully gay, but that's a good thing.

            [–]scy1192 11 points12 points ago

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lordosis_behavior

            [–]Demmitri 2 points3 points ago

            TIL high heels make woman to adopt lordosis behavior, making them look sexy.

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            [–]KFloww 36 points37 points ago

            That's one hell of an anterior pelvic tilt she has going there. It's too much, and that's why it appears her stomach is sticking out. This happens from shortened hip flexor muscles because of sitting for extended periods. If she was to lose some of that pelvic tilt you'll notice her stomach flatten.

            [–]CasualTea 57 points58 points ago

            anterior pelvic tilt? 2/10 would not bang

            [–]IThinkImFunny 3 points4 points ago

            This is how I know I spend too much time on /r/fitness.

            [–]dioxholster 0 points1 point ago

            I always noticied it but never knew what to make of it. It seemed to me to be a feature only in women, I don't mind it, better than the "arch" going the other way hunchback style. What do doctors say about it, is it bad?

            [–]KFloww 1 point2 points ago

            Yeah it has the down sides with the stomach sticking out but it also puts your back in a really weak position. It extends your abs which makes them weaker. It's really just a sign that you should be stretching a bit more.

            [–]JKSacha -1 points0 points ago

            I don't understand, she has a great body but looks bigger by the way she is standing.

            [–]novemberrrain 10 points11 points ago

            Yep, lumbar lordosis will make it appear that you have a "pooch" when in fact it'd be gone if you tuck your tailbone slightly and engage your lower abs.

            [–]UraharaZR 5 points6 points ago

            Lumbar Lordosis - comming at Metal Dome only on sunday! Tickets on sale! Lumbar Lordosis!!!

            [–]ItWillBeMine 17 points18 points ago

            But no one thinks this girl has a pooch...RIGHT? Comments like this give people eating disorders, I swear.

            [–]novemberrrain 12 points13 points ago

            I don't think she has a pooch, but I do believe that if she corrected her spinal alignment her stomach would appear flatter. No eating disorder necessary.

            [–]vinniedamac 5 points6 points ago

            I have this problem, how can i fix my posture?

            [–]throaway_acer 3 points4 points ago

            http://inhumanexperiment.blogspot.com/2009/11/5-simple-exercises-for-correcting.html this question is asked on /r/fitness a lot, and this resource seems to help people (:

            [–]novemberrrain 1 point2 points ago

            I think I accidentally just sent you two copies of a PM...

            [–]camelFace 1 point2 points ago

            Stretching, you may also benefit from corrective strength training: could be tight hamstrings and/or glutes, weak hip flexors, abdominals, intercostals, or serratus anterior, or maybe a combination of all factors.

            Your spine ain't nothin' to fuck with. See a physician -- not a chiropractor, but a real doctor. Someone who deals with athletes and the military if possible. They will be able to make an accurate diagnosis as well as prescribe proper treatment and put you in contact with a qualified physiotherapist and/or rehabilitative strength and conditioning coach. Chiropractors will just charge you money to fuck you up even worse.

            [–]vinniedamac 1 point2 points ago

            Thanks for the advice!

            [–]wufoo2 -1 points0 points ago

            Leg lifts.

            Edit: I take that back. I scrolled down for a better look, and realized she's built exactly like my wife, whose body I adore.

            [–]SilentLettersSuck 1 point2 points ago

            Why? It has nothing to do with being fat and everything to do with posture. It can be fixed by stretching or weight lifting or jsut being mindful of your APT.

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            [–]SilentLettersSuck 3 points4 points ago

            Her stomach is fine. Even with the bad posture, her stomach is flat. So yeah, she doesn't look like she is fat at all. She's cute as hell. She just has bad posture. It's crazy obvious from a side view, too. If she was overweight, though, it would make any "belly pooch" look even worse. Luckily, she isn't.

            Sometimes I wonder if people are okay with it because it makes their butt stick out and look bigger.

            [–]bat0u 9 points10 points ago

            recorded by Marmalade Effects

            [–]PhiladelphiaIrish 29 points30 points ago

            This is a good reminder that there's a reason I wasn't given telekinesis.

            [–]pureskill 4 points5 points ago

            For further study of the matter, see the film Zapped!

            [–]Malgas 3 points4 points ago

            Relevant.

            [–]GotDatPandemic 0 points1 point ago

            That was awesome. Is this entire show worth watching?

            [–]Malgas 0 points1 point ago

            Yes, although Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan (both near the end of the series) are hands down the best in my opinion.

            [–]elrobinto 39 points40 points ago

            It's very decent of you that you keep her underwear on.

            [–]hermit1808 9 points10 points ago

            that would defeat the purpose of this seeing as it is an underwear comercial

            [–]headzoo 22 points23 points ago

            God damn, the female form is amazing.

            [–]MonotonousMan 3 points4 points ago

            Especially hers. Yow.

            [–]Alexnader- 0 points1 point ago

            It's actually an example of anterior pelvic tilt which is considered less than optimal health-wise. It does emphasise her butt nicely though.

            [–]headzoo -2 points-1 points ago

            Yes, but it gives her that hot little belly!

            [–]not_nathan 8 points9 points ago

            Couldn't tell if the OP was imagining themselves as the auto-stripping woman, or the coworker.

            [–]RepostCommenter 41 points42 points ago

            What's going on in my head when I see this posted for twelfth time

            Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

            title comnts points age /r/
            Telekinesis 14coms 160pts 6mos nsfw
            Interesting (x-post) 1com 27pts 1mo nsfw_gifs
            Undressing...fast. 13coms 201pts 1mo nsfw
            BEST GIF EVER !! IMO ! 16coms 60pts 3mos gifs
            If you're a hot chick , me and every other straight guy here and on the planet do this to you in our minds 2coms 14pts 5mos funny
            what (NSFW) 19coms 119pts 5mos gifs
            clothes explosion (NSFW)ish 122coms 792pts 5mos WTF
            In Paranormal Activity 4, the ghost is a rapist. 24coms 129pts 6mos pics
            When girls find out about my family money, they 7coms 18pts 7mos funny
            Wardrobe Eufunction 136coms 783pts 7mos pics
            Wardrobe malfunction 27coms 281pts 7mos gifs

            source: karmadecay

            [–]Zapper_Zen 1 point2 points ago

            You're my new hero.

            [–]gunstar69 25 points26 points ago

            Cant stop looking at this.

            [–]ieatwhatforbreakfast 1 point2 points ago

            i've seen this before... several times... and yet i still just looked at this for way too long

            [–]justinduane 1 point2 points ago

            That minuscule wiggle in the booty is mesmerizing :P

            [–]POOP_ON_YOUR_FACE 1 point2 points ago

            That little giggle of her ass is give me a raging boner.

            [–]kakkoii 1 point2 points ago

            Not safe for the workplace indeed.

            [–]theturban 1 point2 points ago

            I wish my employer would just hire less hot people. I feel like all the hot girls in town are concentrated in my store. Sucks.

            [–]horcruxesWUT 6 points7 points ago

            All I could think was... her posture is terrible.

            [–]nacho17 6 points7 points ago

            I can't stop watching this

            [–]Bronchito 5 points6 points ago

            Those scissors make this seem very dangerous

            [–]runswithpaper 1 point2 points ago

            Best part is they remembered to do the hair, genius!

            Edit: also I believe this is from a music video

            [–]Renmauzuo 7 points8 points ago

            It's actually from an underwear commercial.

            [–]seksimowdelz 1 point2 points ago

            Link pls?

            [–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb[S] 5 points6 points ago

            Source.

            [–]garands 0 points1 point ago

            I read that as, "I was down on my head when a coworker walked by."

            [–]haiku_robot 3 points4 points ago

            I read that as, "I 
was down on my head when a 
coworker walked by."

            [–]MrRampage11410 0 points1 point ago

            How come the wind never does that for me? i am disappoint

            [–]BigPapaZ 0 points1 point ago

            If you look at her crotch, it looks like she's getting a boner that then rips all of her clothes off

            [–]iamdanhi 0 points1 point ago

            If I could have any super power...

            [–]JMunn21 0 points1 point ago

            Nice of her to model that for you.

            [–]Gefpa 0 points1 point ago

            This is my favorite gif of ever

            [–]wspnut 0 points1 point ago

            If you play it in reverse, it's like she's learning her lesson:

            http://img.reversegif.com/19466.gif

            [–]staroverblue 0 points1 point ago

            i have those panties. they're from pact, and a percentage of your purchase goes to the charity of your choice. pretty rad sexy coworker lady.

            [–]solarfish27 0 points1 point ago

            Am I the only one who's mind plays a paper tearing noise like, " shhriipp!" , in my head every time the clothes rip off?!

            [–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

            I like the way her bum jiggles!

            [–]adhocadhoc 0 points1 point ago

            Sweet Marian Joseph Christ. This is now my favorite .gif

            [–]kikster199 0 points1 point ago

            Reminds me of the time my slutty ex came to class with a huge fucken hickey

            [–]grumdrig 0 points1 point ago

            Repost. I'm not sure how many times I've seen this before, but now you can add at least 40 to that number.

            [–]Strange1130 0 points1 point ago

            Every time. Doesn't help that I work in the offices of one of america's largest luxury retailers. sexy. women. in. heels. always.

            [–]thefi3nd 0 points1 point ago

            This is now my phone background.

            [–]SlyFox28 0 points1 point ago

            as a lifeguard, all of my coworkers walk around like this already.

            [–]clario6372 0 points1 point ago

            Yeah! She's recycling!

            [–]rain1111 0 points1 point ago

            uhhhh source?

            [–]NoRoses 0 points1 point ago

            I think I watched this about 42 times before coming to the comments.

            [–]hatemoneylovewoman 0 points1 point ago

            I've found my superhero power.

            [–]Shadradson 0 points1 point ago

            This is why all girls should play fruit ninja.

            [–]nooknstuff 0 points1 point ago

            You missed a spot.

            [–]lexicological 0 points1 point ago

            from a girls POV... If only changing were this easy!

            [–]jfa1985 1 point2 points ago

            she needs to fix her posture

            [–]mahade -1 points0 points ago

            This animation demonstrates the superpower I want to have.

            [–]baconpiex 4 points5 points ago

            And then she tries to cover up, but it's too late. I've seen everything.

            [–]Raisedshoulder 0 points1 point ago

            Does it always seem that the hot ones are the ones in HR?

            [–]420BlazingButterflie 0 points1 point ago

            I'm a strait woman and I find this gig fasinating to me :)

            [–]RichSnitch -1 points0 points ago

            I know that feel, bro. I've got 2 new girls at work who are amazing. It's hard to not check them out. I hope I'm not caught and get found out for the creeper I am.

            [–]nerdyfitnessguy -1 points0 points ago

            Too much anterior pelvic tilt, do not want.

            [–]Unidan -1 points0 points ago

            My body is ready.

            [–]pcd84 -1 points0 points ago

            By getting stuff done, you mean sleeping

            [–]rifrif -1 points0 points ago

            oh god. her low back must hurt so much from sticking it out like that all the time.

            i had to watch it for like a whole minute to figure out why the gif was bothering me. and its her posture :(

            [–]ibetrollingyou -1 points0 points ago

            The great thing about being me is that I can actually visualise myself having sex with somebody with the correct/enhanced body size

            [–]carsonogin -1 points0 points ago

            I could watch her ass shake all day.

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