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SAP Level: YouTuber (i.imgur.com)

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[–]XWUWTR 77 points78 points ago

I like to whisper, "Be free."

[–]JANichols89 48 points49 points ago

That's not socially awkward, that's privately disgusting. Unfortunately it's public now, and I have to know that there are at least 80 people in the world who shit in their own hand.

[–]Greater_Omentum[S] 28 points29 points ago

I am imagining people pooping in public and not wanting to make a splash sound, which would alert people in the stall next to them that poop is actively being extruded from their anus.

By the by, you missed a prime opportunity for a semicolon.

[–]ChickenLurker 10 points11 points ago

That was a risky click. But worth it.

[–]karltee 0 points1 point ago

Thank goodness for little thumbnail preview w/link via firefox browser.

[–]povacado 13 points14 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/ohyoutube/

[–]Reflexlon 15 points16 points ago

Anyone else die at laddergoat before reading the comment? My mind is hardwired to equivocate "call of jaurez" to laddergoat.

OH LADDERGOAT, YOU SO RANDOM

[–]Anonymo 2 points3 points ago

I've seen most of his videos, awesome accent and laugh.

[–]Thecobra117 8 points9 points ago

/r/lifehacks

[–]idkbabe 10 points11 points ago

why don't you sick fucks just place toilet paper in the toilet before shitting...

[–]_Collin 1 point2 points ago

Clogs low quality toilets.

[–]_spranger_ 24 points25 points ago

The weird part is 79 people claim to do it...

[–]JohnAbruzzi 16 points17 points ago

Come on. The internet has been around long enough for you to know that people just say shit like this for attention. It's like those Facebook pages that went something like 'Sometimes when I'm bored I lay in the middle of the room and pretend to be a slug'.

[–]gleefulmidget 8 points9 points ago

No way!

[–]k11235 2 points3 points ago

So what only 10 or so actually do it?

[–]PicopicoEMD 3 points4 points ago

Don't be ridiculous.

[–]fishnetdiver 0 points1 point ago

TIL I am not alone in my bathroom habits

[–]_kevindurant_ 2 points3 points ago

IS THAT A DEER? OR IS THAT A DONKAY?

[–]AllYoYens 2 points3 points ago

NO MORE YOUTUBE

[–]BLVD 2 points3 points ago

It's called a "Catch & Release".

[–]whaIe 19 points20 points ago

This may be the absolute worst reddit post of all time. Reasons: 1. Level Level: Level title. 2. Unnecessarily refers to a meme in the title. 3. It's a screenshot of a youtube comment. 4. The comment definitely has nothing to do with the video, and is a common joke that's all over the internet and youtube. This makes it significantly less funny. 5. The picture assumes the viewer is retarded, as it has a giant red arrow pointing to the comment, which is bordered by a giant red box.

[–]thracky 5 points6 points ago

What happens if you have diarrhea?

[–]Icanhazcarrot 6 points7 points ago

I think you'd know if it was diarrhea beforehand.

[–]gopwnurself 4 points5 points ago

Before it reached your hand or what?

[–]UpvotesFor 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for possibly unintentional pun.

[–]sea_santiago 1 point2 points ago

This is a David Sadaris joke. I say him do a whole bit on it a few weeks ago.

[–]sage_of_majic 1 point2 points ago

If you want to reduce poop splash, lay a piece of toilet paper over the "landing zone".

edit: Science!

[–]Halcii 1 point2 points ago

Aw, these knives man!

[–]iscoopyourpoop 1 point2 points ago

This is just a parody of another circulating youtube comment where people say "thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet bowl because it makes less noise."

[–]Mighty_Hare 0 points1 point ago

I'm ashamed to know this is a running joke on 9gag...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I think it pre-dates that. I swear I remember a similar comment from a few years ago.

[–]Mighty_Hare 0 points1 point ago

Well then, we'll have to track down the origin of stealth pooping...

[–]Gockel 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit I love laddergoat.

[–]Little-Nicky-lover 0 points1 point ago

You subscribe to Dopefish too?

[–]polar_bear_cub_scout 0 points1 point ago

Smells more like Foul Bachelor Frog than SAP to me.

[–]JewishArmadillo 0 points1 point ago

The best thing about this post is that the video is about Call of Juarez. If you've ever played that game you know what I'm talking about.

[–]be142 0 points1 point ago

That's not SAP. That's just... Weird ಠ_ಠ

[–]Tdeckard2000 0 points1 point ago

This is crazy! I mean.. mySpace?

[–]PedoTran 0 points1 point ago

what*

[–]777Sir 0 points1 point ago

Dees knives, man!

[–]fotoman 0 points1 point ago

SAP? Thought that was a German enterprise systems software company...

[–]Aseconverse 0 points1 point ago

Or just lay some toilet paper on the surface of the water.

[–]ArbitraryPerseveranc 0 points1 point ago

Lol wtf!

Ninja Poo!

[–]useryourname 0 points1 point ago

Toilet paper laid down first works just as well.

[–]cla2292 0 points1 point ago

It's called a "stealth poop"

[–]uiouyug 0 points1 point ago

Is this the new peeing on the side of the toilet comment?

[–]africaismycat -1 points0 points ago

I have to admit that I did do this on several occasions when I was younger. Nowadays, I just try to schedule being out in public around my bowel movements. (also when I did do it I caught it in toilet paper in my hand rather than bare handed)

[–]lion_queen 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised at how many likes there are..

[–]koolcat2 0 points1 point ago

and 79 people do that.

[–]Toastyparty 0 points1 point ago

that's just another way of asking if you come from reddit. like the narwhal bacon shit. or asking for ice soap. etc

[–]mrsammercer 1 point2 points ago

Stop with this terrible headline format. It is so fucking played out when used properly, let-alone cases like this where it is not. How the fuck is this SAP?

[–]Scarbzscope 0 points1 point ago

i see only one intelligent person here, who actually wrote that you should just place dry toilet paper down first in the toilet. THen shit.

Fcking stupid internet.

[–]KBNGOD -1 points0 points ago

Some one doesn't get the joke!

UNNOTICED WINK

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

Title originality level: Redditor

[–]bigweiner -1 points0 points ago

WAIT WHICH COMMENT ARE YOU REFERRING TO???

[–]fperkins -1 points0 points ago

pro tip: Put a few sheets of TP in the bowl to prevent the plop sound. I do it mostly to prevent any public bathroom backsplash though.

[–]lukeisopinionated -1 points0 points ago

THANKS FOR THAT FUCKING BOX

[–]AttemptingToFitIn -2 points-1 points ago

The video for those who haven't seen it.

[–]NewbCactus -2 points-1 points ago

Title Level: Redditor

[–]OmegaVesko -3 points-2 points ago

Title level: Reddit.

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