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[–]Sirroyalsego 134 points135 points ago

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[–]Caesarr 51 points52 points ago

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[–]YouHadToBeThere 41 points42 points ago

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A duel in which everybody wins

[–]SirHaddadios 0 points1 point ago

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Holy baby cheezus..

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Jackpot.

[–]Sirmrthbrd 9 points10 points ago

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She looked awesome with the short hair.

[–]mattrox217 32 points33 points ago

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I must say, I prefer her hair longer but she is a great looking lady either way.

[–]Sirmrthbrd 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Commenting to fucking save. Thank you.

[–]Sandyrandy54 0 points1 point ago

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ALL THE KARMA

[–]Sirpearljam9510 1 point2 points ago

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I love you

[–]SirFadsafda 80 points81 points ago

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"No."

~Emma Watson

[–]BringOutTheImp 50 points51 points ago

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I bet her running shorts smell like carnations.

[–]ramotsky 50 points51 points ago

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Probably not. Probably still smells like ass. Probably the best ass you ever smelled though. Probably.

[–]atubofpudding 30 points31 points ago

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I like you, guy. You're very realistic.

[–]ramotsky 6 points7 points ago

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Many nods and quaint gestures good sir. I bet your mustache is quite a hit with the ladies.

[–]soulsonicfunk 10 points11 points ago

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[–]BringOutTheImp 7 points8 points ago

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I confess that I am no ass scent connoisseur, but that sounds like a reasonable assessment to me.

[–]Artem_C 1 point2 points ago

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assessment

i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[–]chocolatemilkman 12 points13 points ago

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I wanna wife the shit out of her

[–]ciberaj 5 points6 points ago

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I don't know why I've never seen her in a sexy way. Maybe because I saw her growing up and feels like family.

PD: I'm not saying she's ugly, I just don't see her in that way,

[–]Omnomnomable 2 points3 points ago

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AMA.

[–]maximumcrisis 9 points10 points ago

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How did this get past my RES filter? Are you a wizard?

[–]mrbriancomputer 1 point2 points ago

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How do I set that?

[–]maximumcrisis 4 points5 points ago

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In the Reddit Enhancement Suite settings console open the filters tab and switch filteReddit on. Then just set up whatever filters you want (I have the keyword "watson" filtered from /r/gentlemanboners, for example). It also has an option to filter nsfw content or, say, /r/circlejerk from the /r/all frontpage (as if anyone would want to).

This post got past my filter because I recently formatted this laptop and hadn't migrated my RES settings yet. Whoops!

[–]mrbriancomputer 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I see. I actually figured it out right before I got this. I swear, RES seems to have handy features hidden constantly.

Thanks for the handy-explanation.

[–]fashizzIe 1 point2 points ago

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So you were trying to filter Emma Watson off of your front page? ಠ_ಠ

[–]maximumcrisis 0 points1 point ago

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Correct. I only filter her from this sub, but this effectively removes her from both my frontpage and /r/all. If I feel like gazing upon her visage, I'm free to open a tab and direct it to /r/emmawatson.

This filter also works double duty; she'll never take up a spot on /r/dashboard that could be used for, say, /u/haiku_robot or my own personal "circlejerk in progress" bat signal.

[–]firstinthefield 5 points6 points ago

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Seat's taken.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's like an army of Emma Watson PR people are in this subreddit...

[–]Sirhebzur 2 points3 points ago

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am i the only one who can NEVER unsee that she looks like that atheist guy? forgot his name

[–]Sirpotifar 3 points4 points ago

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Richard Dawkins. And no, you're not alone.

[–]Holy90 7 points8 points ago

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Gentleman, given the seemingly endless amount of content of Miss Watson, I propose that we rename this subreddit to /r/TheEmmaWatsonAppreciationSociety.

[–]SirJamesxXxEldridge 34 points35 points ago

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That's what /r/EmmaWatson is for

[–]Sirdbeaulieu 8 points9 points ago

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God yes 1000 upvotes

[–]Sirladdy821 6 points7 points ago

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No, she is mine. I called dibs!

[–]AlwaysAppropriate 3 points4 points ago

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Nuh uh! I did!

[–]Sirladdy821 1 point2 points ago

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I challenge you to a gentlemans duel then

[–]Capreolus 10 points11 points ago

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Pistols at Dawn.

[–]Sirladdy821 40 points41 points ago

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Best I can do is water guns after lunch.

[–]Sirkevler9oh 7 points8 points ago

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I can lend my office's nerf guns if need be gents.

[–]SirHaddadios -3 points-2 points ago

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Let me call my expert on duelling.

[–]AlwaysAppropriate 2 points3 points ago

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[–]captainbeaver 4 points5 points ago

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Ok don't tear me apart but I have to ask. WHY do people love Emma Watson so much? She is cute yes, but to be honest she looks a bit young. I just don't get it. Why do you love her so gentlemen/gentlewomen?

[–]SirSwingYaGucciRag 1 point2 points ago

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This is my new background and fb profile cover.

[–]altdetgoe 1 point2 points ago

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considered that too, but think gf would not appreciate it

[–]bdrammel 0 points1 point ago

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Phu.

[–]SirSwingYaGucciRag -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah...girlfriend

Of course

[–]altdetgoe 2 points3 points ago

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wow that's really original dude

[–]SirSwingYaGucciRag 1 point2 points ago

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I meant myself, not you haha

[–]altdetgoe 0 points1 point ago

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oh lol, well, i hope you get emma :)

[–]SirSwingYaGucciRag -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think words can describe the amount of joy that would bring to me.

Thank you :')

[–]aledsape 1 point2 points ago

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This has been the background on my laptop for the past few months.

[–]Babayaga20000 1 point2 points ago

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Get in line

[–]Spaltazar 1 point2 points ago

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This must be the most beautiful shot of her... yet. Stunning.

[–]astroid0 1 point2 points ago

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I am starting to understand.

[–]jamesmech 3 points4 points ago

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She really isn't that special. I think that the only appeal is that fans got to watch her grow up and having to wait till she was legal enhanced her attractiveness. It's borderline pedo, if you ask me.

[–]jonbeckman420 4 points5 points ago

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Wat about if I grew up at the same time as her. D=

[–]jamesmech 2 points3 points ago

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I guess that's different. I still don't see the charm tho.

[–]SgtOddball 1 point2 points ago

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Gad damn she's gorgeous.

[–]Sirvanza23 0 points1 point ago

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Uhguggurglegihuguhhugug

[–]brainlechuga 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SirMooShanka 0 points1 point ago

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This just depresses me.

I'm trying to do a documentary about role models worth having in today's pop culture with Emma Watson as the centerpiece, but she and her people refuse to communicate with me. =[

Oh, my heart...

[–]fishmaster2012 0 points1 point ago

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God I would give my left leg to spend a friggin day with her.

[–]kitd 0 points1 point ago

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Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said "A lovely leg for the role." I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is - neither have you.

Pete & Dud

[–]MacGyvered 0 points1 point ago

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I'm fairly sure she's probably a nice girl in real life. Having said that, blowjob lips... nice.

[–]freejumps 0 points1 point ago

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I know that feel bro.

[–]PerfectDarkness 0 points1 point ago

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Is this girl in a famous movie or something? Twilight? I am kinda surprised by how much interest she's generated. Objectively (or perhaps not) she's extraordinarily plain and dull to me.

[–]rediculator -1 points0 points ago

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Sure she looks good now, but when she turns 30 she'll look like Steve buschemi.

[–]Bulky_Shepard 0 points1 point ago

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I understand that this could very easily happen cough Lindsay Lohan cough but why do you think this?

[–]rediculator 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, good sir, I was being Ironic. She is a beautiful woman and will most likely age well.

[–]davidburns 0 points1 point ago

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No no no.. me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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She is beautiful, but from what I've heard she isn't the nicest person.

[–]ThoseSickBastards 6 points7 points ago

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I refuse to believe this!

[–]Madamefionacinelli 4 points5 points ago

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Well this is shattering. How so?

[–]cdbaksu -1 points0 points ago

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You don't wanna marry her.

[–]i_will_touch_ur_nose -1 points0 points ago

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a-Whaaaaaaa?

[–]oshen -1 points0 points ago

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incredibly average looking. can anyone explain the appeal?

[–]apalebluedot 1 point2 points ago

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She has great bone structure. Plus, I've heard she's fairly intelligent and good-hearted. But I've never met her personally, so I can only go off of word of mouth.

[–]lobosmoose -3 points-2 points ago

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Hold up little boys, Theres a line and in the first one in it

[–]SgtOddball 3 points4 points ago

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We all make mistakes, but proof-reading is your friend.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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why does reddit love her so much. she looks like a little boy

[–]loflrobster -4 points-3 points ago

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One of the most overrated girls of all time.

[–]Kanye_Westicles -1 points0 points ago

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The airbrush is strong with this one.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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When did she become puerto rican?

[–]nk_sucks -1 points0 points ago

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god, gb is beyond pathetic with this girl

[–]SirTalkingBackAgain -2 points-1 points ago

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Emma will be forever mine.

[–]Redimo 0 points1 point ago

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After im dead

[–]SirTalkingBackAgain 1 point2 points ago

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That's not a deterrent, Redimo...

[–]my_Daddy_Died -2 points-1 points ago

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I've had better.