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apparently the formula is less legs = more karma (30.media.tumblr.com)

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[–]puppuli 241 points242 points ago

I see what you did there

[–]wesman212 194 points195 points ago

I raise OP a no tail and no head

[–]CprlBeefpants 33 points34 points ago

I bet you that is 100% head and tail.

[–]Eat_Every_Vegan 14 points15 points ago

Nah, there is a significant amount of anus.

[–]Dadonka 6 points7 points ago

Don't forget lips, there's always lips.

[–]Moobs_like_Jagger 3 points4 points ago

"You know what's in those things, Chet? Lips and assholes!"

[–]designerdy 1 point2 points ago

Came for the Great Outdoors reference. Left satisfied.

[–]tordo27 19 points20 points ago

thats hot.

[–]imlost19 16 points17 points ago

dog

[–]karltee 2 points3 points ago

what type of breed?

[–]filipulse 2 points3 points ago

Dachshund

[–]juic0r 0 points1 point ago

i lost it.

[–]Simsmac 16 points17 points ago

I'll help you find it. What does it look like, again?

[–]juic0r -5 points-4 points ago

Don't worry. I found it. Only to see that picture and lose it once again.

[–]Kowzorz -5 points-4 points ago

It doesn't have a tail or head or legs.

[–]DLXII 0 points1 point ago

Oh.

[–]interpolotzi 78 points79 points ago

I'm so glad the original pic was posted. My brain couldn't handle trying to figure out how this dog's life would be any different from having no legs compared to having no legs and training wheels. HOW WOULD HE MOVE HIMSELF?!?! OR TURN FOR THAT MATTER?!

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points ago

I was thinking itd be like an RC car

[–]craigyboy2601 11 points12 points ago

Turbo, Go!

[–]TheBotanist 18 points19 points ago

can you imagine how much fun that would be.... for me not the dog

[–]imlost19 8 points9 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A-ugAYbGRo

[–]admiraljustin 2 points3 points ago

Cat + Battlebot = "OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE."

[–]PemCorgiSelphie 1 point2 points ago

cattlebot?

[–]gijane480 5 points6 points ago

something like this

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

genuinely made me laugh fuckin hard thanks

[–]chargen2 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking like those toy dogs with the string to pull them around with.

[–]Honker 0 points1 point ago

needs a pull string.

[–]biggreenfan 0 points1 point ago

Or one of these.

[–]el__duderino 13 points14 points ago

They feed the dog Taco Bell for propulsion.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

how many miles per encharito do you think he gets?

[–]jamesensor 0 points1 point ago

Initially read that as "feed him the Taco Bell dog".

[–]gamerguyal 3 points4 points ago

It would probably work either way.

[–]PerfectlyFlawed99 2 points3 points ago

or what would happen if he started going down a hill?? i mean its not like he's a slinky!

[–]DorkPassenger 0 points1 point ago

I was hoping for some wiggle-scooter action:

[–]biggreenfan 0 points1 point ago

Like this.

[–]ChaosChaser 0 points1 point ago

Like Roller Racer? But the harness isn't far enough back to take advantage of the dog's full length . . .

Roller Racer 1987 - YouTube

I so wanted one of these as a kid.

[–]nirad 0 points1 point ago

put in a motor that has a sensor that responds to barking as a throttle input. a simple suspension would allow the wheels to turn when the dog leans to one side.

[–]frankie-dr 103 points104 points ago

I feel much better now.

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 12 points13 points ago

So relieved.

[–]psymonp 6 points7 points ago

those videos remind me of playing Spore

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

haha actually i just googled dog with no legs. I post stuff all the time (unsuccessfully) and i never really go for the karma whoring stuff, but i decided to test it out and you all failed miserably. This is my biggest post so far lol.

[–]godsdead 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, Op you asshole.

[–]SoLunAether 0 points1 point ago

The dog's name is Hoppa... He's not going to be doing much hopping anymore.

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

You can clearly see where legs were photoshoped out, even without the original.

[–]digitalulz 0 points1 point ago

If not for you I would have been so confused...

[–]crayzwhiteboy 0 points1 point ago

I bent my head in prayer. “Please, Lord,” I said, “Let there be a TV news story about this.” And the Lord said, “Okay, it’s on Urlesque. Now stop asking for Scarlett Johansson, because that ain’t happenin’.” God really knows His way around the Internet!

[–]zhylo 3 points4 points ago

Treat your religion like your penis, people.

[–]MrDribbles 6 points7 points ago

Rub it in everyones face?

[–]strayclown 6 points7 points ago

Use it to rid yourself of urine and semen.

[–]MrDribbles 3 points4 points ago

TIL I've been going to church for all the wrong reasons.

[–]jetaimemina -1 points0 points ago

god don't know 'bout my Scarlett Johansson nudez

[–]RabidMuskrat93 0 points1 point ago

Oh thank god. The image of that dog without the wheels just sort of scooting around in pity can finally leave my head.

[–]ChipsandGuac 128 points129 points ago

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

[–]terrible_name 535 points536 points ago

Wherever you left him.

[–]Brewster-Rooster 66 points67 points ago

this is so perfect i wouldn't be surprised if you own both accounts

[–]NerdyMcNerderson 10 points11 points ago

No. That's a joke that's been oft repeated around here. There are a few others. For example:

What is black and rhymes with Snoop?

[–]incredimatt 22 points23 points ago

Dr. Dre.

[–]strangethingtowield 8 points9 points ago

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop

FTFY

[–]NerdyMcNerderson 3 points4 points ago

Dammit. You're right. Haha, I can't even tell the joke right.

[–]ScienceParty 5 points6 points ago

Poop!

[–]xilog 17 points18 points ago

A-ha-haaa!

[–]PaullyDee19 4 points5 points ago

try double clicking that sucker. Er, clicking... somehow.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

it*

[–]writesomethingwitty 0 points1 point ago

A terrible joke by a redditor with a terrible name.

[–]lilLocoMan 17 points18 points ago

Since when do dogs have arms?

[–]NotAnotherDecoy 118 points119 points ago

If the forelimbs aren't arms, explain how he's doing this, stupid.

[–]lilLocoMan 9 points10 points ago

Good point

[–]Their_Police 0 points1 point ago

I think he'd do better if he weren't singing. I don't mean to downplay what he's doing, because I'm sure he's put a lot of work into it, and he's actually good at it, but he should stick with what he knows.

[–]fupapack 1 point2 points ago

What's the story of wishbone?!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You made my fuckin day wow haha

[–]Pretzleflex 3 points4 points ago

Yours don't?

[–]lilLocoMan -1 points0 points ago

Allow me to explain the definition of an arm.

An upper limb of the human body, connecting the hand and wrist to the shoulder.

That's what my dictionary says.

[–]HojMcFoj 3 points4 points ago

Allow me to explain that your dictionary is abridged and also poorly edited. Does a gorilla not have arms? Or a kangaroo?

[–]Pretzleflex 1 point2 points ago

My dogs have arms. It's just that they're chew toys and fetchie things. I think we are on separate pages.

[–]Dictionary_Words 1 point2 points ago

ARM.

[–]crwcomposer 0 points1 point ago

ARM.

[–]The-Mathematician 0 points1 point ago

My dog has a gun.

[–]GrumpySteen 0 points1 point ago

arm
2 a : the forelimb of a vertebrate other than a human being

[–]Numlocks 1 point2 points ago

They dont. Didnt you see the picture?

[–]homeless_man_jogging 0 points1 point ago

Since always.

[–]InGordWeTrust 1 point2 points ago

I think a better question is, "Where do I find a tribble?" Those suckers have no arms, no legs, no head... But oddly a mouth.

[–]mari82 0 points1 point ago

arms?

[–]magus424 -3 points-2 points ago

In Photoshop?

[–]vucinic 41 points42 points ago

How does this thing move? Do you just push it and hope for the best?

[–]Monkey_In_A_Tux 26 points27 points ago

I imagined that someone was controlling it like a remote control car

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

The image here is photoshopped. the dog in the original story actually has back legs

[–]zaimdk 54 points55 points ago

How does this thing move?

By farting!

[–]whiskey06 33 points34 points ago

Toot toot! coming through!

[–]edwartica 3 points4 points ago

Considering the price of gas nowadays, that doesn't seem economical.

[–]magus424 6 points7 points ago

It's fake.

[–]chingchonghat 0 points1 point ago

Tail propeller

[–]yellowfish04 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it can shimmy back and forth (side to side) and get some forward momentum with the wheels. I'm curious about how it stops, though...

[–]kabomlamma 0 points1 point ago

Ooh, baby, I like it raw

[–]JRockSr 14 points15 points ago

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because it's not gonna come to you anyway.

[–]Ghstfce 22 points23 points ago

Too bad when you Photoshopped this dog, you castrated it as well. Poor pup.

[–]Fritzed 6 points7 points ago

Well, he did say no legs.

[–]Ghstfce 1 point2 points ago

You...you...

[–]Mayday246 0 points1 point ago

A castration does not remove the penis, just the balls. I know the dog's also missing his dick, but that's just sad, not a castration.

[–]jxj24 1 point2 points ago

You know what you call a dog with no rear legs, and balls of steel?

Sparky!

[–]Ghstfce 0 points1 point ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer.

[–]Nemoder 26 points27 points ago

I used to have a dog with no legs named Smoke. Took him out for a drag every mornin.

[–]throwaway-b31480acf7 104 points105 points ago

Fewer legs. You get no karma with bad grammar.

[–]IThinkYouMeanFewer 1 point2 points ago

Poor choice of username.

[–]laziestengineer 16 points17 points ago

Came here to say that. My latest pet peeve of grammar.

[–]vitalitron 4 points5 points ago

It is an eternal curse, being aware of this mistake. It is everywhere.

[–]mindbodyproblem 4 points5 points ago

I see it fewer often than I used to.

[–]strig 3 points4 points ago

You get no karma with bad grammar

Incorrect, he got over 1000 karma while still using bad grammar.

[–]DorkPassenger 0 points1 point ago

In Soviet Russia, bad grammer uses you.

[–]donaldrobertsoniii 3 points4 points ago

The Cambridge Guide to English Usage notes that the "pressure to substitute fewer for less seems to have developed out of all proportion to the ambiguity it may provide in noun phrases like less promising results". It describes conformance with this pressure as a shibboleth and the choice "between the more formal fewer and the more spontaneous less" as a stylistic choice.

Fewer vs. less

[–]gigitrix 1 point2 points ago

Take that, grammar nazis!

[–]megret 0 points1 point ago

Damn. Even grammar can't overcome peer pressure. I feel so much better about high school now.

[–]WizardsMyName 0 points1 point ago

As I understand it this is only addressing specifically ambiguous situations, not invalidating the general rule.

[–]not_nathan 0 points1 point ago

I'm attached to that particular quibble because I think it's cool that English has baked into it a distinction between natural numbers and real numbers.

[–]Nerdy31415 2 points3 points ago

That's why Redditors hate spiders.

[–]bockh 3 points4 points ago

That's a cool skateboard.

[–]RepostCommenter 2 points3 points ago

Apparently the formula is save an old post = post it again

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Lucky 0coms 2pts 1mo aww
But how does it stop!? 9coms 36pts 9mos funny
Keep on truckin'! 8coms 36pts 9mos pics
How does he stop? 34coms 121pts 9mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]_LordDenning_ 9 points10 points ago

*fewer legs

[–]OneRomaines 2 points3 points ago

/r/animalswithwheels

[–]mccusm8 2 points3 points ago

i want to see this dog attached to a RC car so bad...like indescribably bad

[–]vadergeek 2 points3 points ago

But less karma for poor grammar.

[–]uggghfine 6 points7 points ago

fewer

[–]Goddamn_Wouter 6 points7 points ago

But sometimes more legs isn't all bad either, am I right?

[–]edwartica 6 points7 points ago

I was imagining something like a mash up of the dog and Cthulhu. I think I'm happier with this.

[–]Kruse 1 point2 points ago

Photoshop much?

[–]facelesscog 1 point2 points ago

less legs = more karma

Wait a minute...seriously? HA! Finally, it pays off!
No legs = All the karma?

[–]JohannesVanDoorn 1 point2 points ago

you mean, less legs = more karma?

[–]Patrickfoster 1 point2 points ago

How does it propel itself?

[–]mackenziethelazy 1 point2 points ago

If that dog is real, it cannot be happy.

[–]spaghettieater 1 point2 points ago

HOW WOULD IT MOVE? downhill?

[–]magus424 3 points4 points ago

With the back legs that were photoshopped out.

[–]spaghettieater 0 points1 point ago

I know they were. -__- hypothetically speaking.

[–]Spiritedmold 4 points5 points ago

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

[–]bastard_thought 0 points1 point ago

A child's favorite toy! It looks like all you have to do is add a string.

[–]supaphly42 0 points1 point ago

Better hope the karma doesn't run over your poor little dogma.

[–]Iable-A 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but think spider dog

[–]Siebutsu 0 points1 point ago

At first I saw this as a dog with no legs and wondered how he moved around. Then I felt sad.

[–]KillerCujo53 0 points1 point ago

Hey guys, fake. Bad photoshop. Captain Obvious here to point that out.

[–]tehxen 0 points1 point ago

that looks hilarious

[–]dagav 0 points1 point ago

That thing needs a remote control

[–]GillicuttyMcAnus 0 points1 point ago

You are karma-whoring. No one likes a karma-whore (especially one that can't photoshop).

[–]GuitarGuru253 0 points1 point ago

Dey see me rollin...

[–]M0b1u5 0 points1 point ago

Rear legs taken out with clone stamp tool.

100% lame. :D

[–]super-cres-at-best 0 points1 point ago

Hot, legless, dogs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY7HQEvMzmI&feature=player_detailpage#t=43s

[–]IHAVESEX 0 points1 point ago

*fewer

[–]soulblade64 0 points1 point ago

This totally ruins that joke about where do you find a dog with no legs...

[–]haibanegatsu 0 points1 point ago

what if I told you, that dog is the OP and he tied his legs underneath

[–]mattlikespeoples 0 points1 point ago

Needs more rocket.

[–]underdog027 0 points1 point ago

Getting my saw ...

[–]xxthemattxx 0 points1 point ago

I dont even care if it is shopped, that puppy is still adorable.

[–]IThinkYouMeanFewer 1 point2 points ago

Ahem.

[–]wevcss 0 points1 point ago

Ok so should I just cut off all my pets legs?

[–]llNightwolfll 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if that contraption is fart powered. It'd be like poot poot and away!

[–]smithclan 0 points1 point ago

You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

[–]WinabegoWarrior 0 points1 point ago

I just imagine this dog propelling itself with farts. I don't know why, but I do.

[–]TAWP 0 points1 point ago

*fewer legs.

Ha! Reddit!

[–]M0TP 0 points1 point ago

How does it stop

[–]arodynamicfalcn 0 points1 point ago

this must be the "dog tat has been in some sort of accident" that demetri martin was talking about

[–]Mks_Akwrd_Hpn 0 points1 point ago

Steering, how does it work?

[–]DopeFishIsBack 0 points1 point ago

VERY RELEVANT!!!

[–]AlphaHotel_94 0 points1 point ago

How does the dog propel itself in anything other than a straight line?

[–]Chnge 0 points1 point ago

as n approaches 0 (where n is the number of legs)

k approaches infinity

[–]CaptainJax 0 points1 point ago

let the pup go

[–]TheGreatL 0 points1 point ago

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him

[–]howfascinating 0 points1 point ago

am i the only one who thinks this is incredibly sad and cruel?

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

WHERE ARE HIS BRAKES!? WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WORRIED ABOUT THIS!?

[–]amtorresiii 0 points1 point ago

Does this mean snakes gain the most karma?

[–]Stiller18 0 points1 point ago

I'd make him into spiderdog! :)

[–]Arcaas 0 points1 point ago

fewer legs.

[–]amilberger95 0 points1 point ago

he is more machine than man now

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

Okay seriously, how the fuck does he get around? Does he use his tail as a propellor?

[–]jonnablaze 0 points1 point ago

I need more karma!

[–]onlynameavailable 0 points1 point ago

That pooch looks like he's having the time of his life on those wheels !

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He just coasts for bitches lookin fly as fuck

[–]panton312 0 points1 point ago

Powered by propeller tail.

[–]souzaphone711 -2 points-1 points ago

What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take it for a drag.

[–]Klokateer 0 points1 point ago

alternate. nothing, he wont come anyways.

[–]ualgun -1 points0 points ago

At first, I gave you an upvote because you made me laugh.

But then I removed it because you made me laugh at something like this.

[–]jcoder5 2 points3 points ago

You should give 2 upvotes for that

[–]ualgun -2 points-1 points ago

Ok..

[–]Acieldama -1 points0 points ago

AND HE'S STILL HAPPY.

[–]Njvved -1 points0 points ago

Improper term: fewer legs = more karma

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