Asked my dad if he wanted to hang out on father's day...

webby_mc_webberson · 2 months

Father here - I'm delighted today because they've all politely effed off. I have the house to myself with reddit & David Attenborough narrating The Life of Birds in the background.

Radtastik · 2 months

My dad is spending fathers day in the backyard. Tanning. In a thong.

JustForCancer · 2 months

I called my dad for Father's day. This is difficult and expensive to do from Malawi, Africa, calling the U.S.

This is how it pretty much went down:

Me: "Hey Dad! Happy Father's Day!"

Dad: "Who is this?"

Me: "It's me... (my name)."

Dad: "Oh... how's it goin..."

Me: "Pretty good, you? Got anything planned?"

Dad: "Nope just sitting at home doing nothing wondering when time is going to stop."

Me: "Oh Dad, get out and do something fun."

Dad: "Maybe I'll watch some TV, prolly just smoke a pack in the garage."

Me: "I do know how much you enjoy cigarettes."

Dad: "Well, thanks for calling, stay away from the AIDS."

Me: "Will do, bye Dad."

Dad: (fumbling with cell phone for 10 minutes) click.

drunk_otter · 2 months

One of the best uses of that gif I've seen.

liveryowl · 2 months

....And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man on the moon When you comin' home dad? I don't know when, but we'll get together then son You know we'll have a good time then

odonne89 · 2 months

He told my mom, "Tell them not to waste the gas." Love you dad!

mechanicus · 2 months

You must be Eric Foreman.

tulip_jefferson · 2 months

I love this. With the Euro Cup AND the US Open (golf) going on, he wants all of us to fuck-off.

_youngdeezy_ · 2 months

when i was 8 i asked my dad what he wanted for father's day and he told me the best present would be leaving him alone.

tisnf · 2 months

"I used to stack fucks like you 10 foot high in nam, now bring me my coffee." Quote from your dad ?

ara_p · 2 months

That's kinda sad, actually.

BDS_UHS · 2 months

Reminds me of the scene in Arrested Development when Gob asks Lucille if she wants to hang out, and she slowly shuts the door in his face and calls Gene Parmesan to tell him "my son is trying to get me out of the house."

pasmeme · 2 months

I just got off the phone with mine. Glad that's over with. He's introducing his new girlfriend to my little brother and I'm so glad I live on my own 3hrs away. Like, I don't care that she is 17years younger than you, and I don't care how nice her titties are. I don't care!

darius42 · 2 months

Your dad is Clint Eastwood?!

avioneta · 2 months

That's pretty much my old man - but he's been there for me every time it really mattered.

TryAgainMyFriend · 2 months

Hahaha, this is awesome. I imagine this was what my father was doing when I asked him what he was doing for Father's day -- his voice sure sounded like he was making that face.

Articunozard · 2 months

I love my father and all but it's pretty fucking cool that your dad is Clinton Eastwood.

NaeblisEcho · 2 months

I walked up to my dad and told him "So...happy father's day". He was surprised that I remembered and cared enough, smiled and shook my hand. It was weird.

buttpirates · 2 months

Ahhh fathers day the most confusing day in the getto

ThatCrankyGuy · 2 months

My dad had the same reaction.

The fuck is a father's day? Go do your work.. so much for that.

chris1710 · 2 months

Hurrah for Hallmark Holidays

YellowSensation · 2 months

Your dad also looks likes he hates asians

Sp3rt3cs · 2 months

My son says, "what is that man crying about" .

Skankitup · 2 months

I always try to spend one on one time with my dad but I don't think he gets it because he always ends up turning it into a family event. For instance, Ill ask him if he wants to watch a movie and he'll end up bringing my mom and sisters and I dont have it in me to tell him that I just want to spend time with only him. Or maybe he just doesn't like me.

m40ofmj · 2 months

I am pissed that they never made a pirate movie where clint eastwood was the captain. I have been pissing off everyone in my family for the last 20 talking about this. Not some prancy pirate movie like that disney shit, which I like a lot, but a real one where he his crew just slaughters other pirates and steals their shit, they rape and plunder, and resort to rampant homosexuality onboard. the whole movie he just makes animal noises at everyone, and has a few short lines. basically unforgiven on the sea. No one is as grizzled as him, he defines that shit. I just wanted there to be a point in a movie where hes on the ship and they all ask him whats going to happen now, because some fucked up shit happened, and hes just like ....we're going to kill everyone.... and then death happens.

[deleted] · 2 months

On fathers day every year my wife goes away with the kids for the weekend.

Then I count up my cash I have put aside over the year and hire a moderate-high priced call girl, and go do heroin with my school friends she doesn't like me hanging out with.

Woke up late this afternoon, great weekend.

manonthemount · 2 months

lucky, i have an overly attached father that would sit on my lap all day if i let him

insult_from_your_dad · 2 months

The gift that I would really appreciate on Father's Day would be your absence from my day.

kaitkiddo · 2 months

Hey that looks familiar! Can you add long hair to this gif? It's appropreiate for mothers day as well.

jsnoogs · 2 months

I originally felt bad for having to work and my mom being away during father's day mainly because we did a bunch of shit for my mom on mother's day. Then I remembered my dad doesn't give two shits.

rathum2323 · 2 months

that's cold.

FFSrandy · 2 months

:( My dad would give anything for us to do that today.

greenriver572 · 2 months

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Edurna · 2 months

Ouch.

GMKO · 2 months

inb4 you're adopted

Xswitch24 · 2 months

Me and my dad make it a thing to hang out at least every Sunday with one another, so it's something we are used to! Luckily Fathers day falls on such a day :P.

lampnerd · 2 months

as a father i can vouch for the veracity of that

IamSuperCereal · 2 months

I wish Clint Eastwood was my dad ;_;

RobotCoffeeHouse · 2 months

asked myself if i wanted to see that clint eastwood shaking his head gif one more time.

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McTauntaun · 2 months

my father: Your brother decided to surprise me with a visit... which is unfortunate.

Benjypap · 2 months

What he's actually thinking: "God damnit I hate that train."

Tythus1 · 2 months

Dude i love you! I am trying to find something to get my dad for fathers day, hes the hardest person to buy for! But now i remember he loved this movie! Ty!

BobDorian · 2 months

Same thing happened to me.

Capps14e · 2 months

I know that feel bro.

Blow-it-out-your-ass · 2 months

At 1st the companies we're fucking with you by making everything seems on sale ALL THE TIME. Now that you're in that groove, it's time to go for the real low emotional blow, family/friends/life partner.

"(generic holiday) is here! Why not show (x person or people) how truly special they are in your life with this (appropriate product) now ON SALE just in time for (generic holiday!)"

deancomeautela · 2 months

Sadly mine did the same thing :(

The_Gooch_Goochman · 2 months

That's the face my family made when I dug Dad up to hang out with him.

He didn't seem to appreciate the hard work I put in to see him, either.

Just laid there.

Dick.

electricmice · 2 months

so you can only hang out with your dad on father's day? is hanging out with him suppose to be some kind of prize or favor to him? that's why it's fucked up.

williamspensfan · 2 months

I don't know what my Father is doing for today. I never met him. sigh

Stomo · 2 months

Upvote for being a nice person.

ruhnay · 2 months

WOULD.

andrewjackson5 · 2 months

I love Clint, wit so sharp you could dice tomatoes with it.

AwareButAloof · 2 months

Hahaha! Priceless

luis0232 · 2 months

Your dad is Clit Eastwood?!

crime_fighter · 2 months

best.

my dad would have the same reaction.

and that to me ..are the best dads.

goosetuff79 · 2 months

Very Red Foremanesque of him.

prisonearby · 2 months

My dad spends his Father's Day milking his prostate.

shtoops · 2 months

That head shudder speaks volumes.

macadactyl · 2 months

I went fishing with my father.

onereporter · 2 months

The best uses of that gif I've seen

Ian1234567890 · 2 months

You must have pissed on him!

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