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[–]MrBrown89 29 points30 points ago

Thats pretty much exactly how I imagined r/spacedicks.

[–]Oheina 5 points6 points ago

You were greatly disappointed, huh?

[–]RobertJ93 2 points3 points ago

I go here to weird myself out and then rejoin humanity by not going back for another few months. It just makes me feel alive.

[–]AdmiralFace -3 points-2 points ago

I do not know why I keep falling for /r/spacedicks.

[–]IFaps2Crap 12 points13 points ago

That's how I feel walking around the club.. :(

[–]DarthSokka[S] 15 points16 points ago

I got faith in ya man. In fact, I bet you are more like this

[–]IFaps2Crap 9 points10 points ago

You sayin' i look more like Steve from Blues Clues than an alien with an extraordinarily large penis? :( okay

[–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

That's not a large penis, that's a long penis. It's like spaghetti, scaled up, and filled with blood.

[–]IFaps2Crap 0 points1 point ago

Spacedicks?

[–]Deathwish1909 2 points3 points ago

Its truly a hard knock life.

[–]USMCEvan 7 points8 points ago

Man, thats some weird shit you be lookin at. . . . . . Source?

[–]JayDee240 4 points5 points ago

[–]Bl4cBird 1 point2 points ago

"Omg, omg, omg!" It never ends!

[–]FishBonePendant 2 points3 points ago

At least pretend it's for science

[–]k0xfilter 4 points5 points ago

It's allways for science!

[–]USMCEvan 2 points3 points ago

OH! Right! It's for science! Of course, how silly of me to forget..... (Thanks, man, they almost caught onto me!)

[–]DJCapacity 3 points4 points ago

The BEST part.

[–]PunkyBruiser 2 points3 points ago

And it's that part of the internet that usually means my internet time is over

[–]SirVoteALot 1 point2 points ago

[–]H3110MyNam31z 0 points1 point ago

Should probably give this a [NSFW] tag.

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 months I_SHIT_KARMA Aliens... [NSFW] /r/WTF 19 147
4 months kingnight Aliens.[NSFW] /r/WTF 14 115
7 months catalin8 Get your ass in here! /r/WTF 67 266

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[–]maddddiebear 0 points1 point ago

What fucking show is that

[–]FishBonePendant 8 points9 points ago

Some porno where a chick blows some glowing alien dick then takes three feet of space cock up the ass....

Not that I've seen it before...

[–]sb95500 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure if the alien put it in her, "it" would come out the other side.

[–]PinkiePieCupcake 0 points1 point ago

I forgot about that, thank you for re-posting it, I lol'd hard.

[–]KingDingALing1 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a fucking garden hose.

[–]Vidalio 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one disturbed by the fact that it has shoes on?

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that the girl running is Asian. Sooo... that should explain everything.

[–]AdmiralFace 1 point2 points ago

She isn't

[–]gallardoelise 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]LedgeEnd -1 points0 points ago

I've managed to avoid /r/spacedicks for so long... you bastard...

[–]Rainlead -2 points-1 points ago

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]Aemulus -2 points-1 points ago

Sokka... You've fallen low.

[–]Justalittlebitfluffy -2 points-1 points ago

by "that part of the internet" do you mean reddit reposts?