Well, are ya?

Merigo · 1 month

There was a group of kids in my area terrorizing a neighbourhood and a man came out with a knife and a kid said to him "You won't stab me!" the man then killed the 18 year old.

teuast · 1 month

"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

USMCEvan · 1 month

Boy, you sure called his bluff!!

tinfins · 1 month

Well I bet THAT guy feels awkward now.

SwineHerald · 1 month

Ah, I see you've played knifey-stabby before.

kaybay3 · 1 month

KHQ, gotta love Spokane :)

Three_Headed_Monkey · 1 month

Striped biologist taunter, extinct:

"What are you gonna do? Shoot us?"

BeatsbyChrisBrown · 1 month

This guy would be the ultimate bad ass if he said this AFTER getting stabbed

hamburgermann · 1 month

Hamboning will save your life one day

pussErox · 1 month

evidently so

idreamin2D · 1 month

That's what happens when you bring sarcasm to a knife fight

London_Bridge · 1 month

Spokane!yeeeeaaahhh!

The_Bearded_Beast · 1 month

holy shit thats my local news station.....

hammerjamm · 1 month

"Do it! You won't!!"

cromagmn · 1 month

Well that guy wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer

RoshoFTMFW · 1 month

Christopher Titus

thesidebproject · 1 month

I like my murder with a pinch of irony.

Ninjasteevo · 1 month

This man would do great on "Whose line is it anyway"

nextyeardc · 1 month

That's a clown question, bro.

SuperBeefyTaco · 1 month

Had someone say this exact quote to me before. He grabbed me and told me empty my pockets. Only thing in my pockets was my knife. So I pulled it out.

Derptard says that and well yeah I am going to stab you asshole.

PancakeMonkeypants · 1 month

If someone had made this up and put it in a movie, that movie would be my favourite movie.

redditcanbeRUDE · 1 month

this would come from spokane

majikmixx · 1 month

Well? Are ya?

ethics · 1 month

In NYC, we had our own case (gun though)... unfortunately she died.

http://www.fightingarts.com/reading/article.php?id=526

lordmalifico · 1 month

Being stabbed, the man stood up and crossed his arms in defiance. "Oh, come on, you sorry, soft-bellied piece of shit, do you call that a stabbing? I've been stabbed worse by a girl scout!"

The stabber looked at the knife and bit his lower lip in frustration. Another stabbing attempt, this one landing square in the chest. "Oh, going for the sternum, like a true wimp." The victim scoffed, ignoring the steady spray of blood from his wound.

The stabber let out an exasperated grunt. A slash across the arm. "Attacking the extremities, you must be new here." He chuckled, rubbing his forehead. "Are you going to do it right are are you just going to keep wasting my time, Esmeralda?"

The stabber began to weep. He shook his head, his feelings clearly hurt. "You know what? You know what? I don't need this kind of negativity." He threw the knife on the ground and stormed off, fighting the urge to cry.

The victim held a hand vertically against his mouth. "Way to run away from your inability to do anything, bitch!" He snapped with a furrowed brow. A man approached him from behind, holding a .38 revolver.

The man turned. "Oh, what are YOU going to do, Nancy? Shoot me with THAT? Where did you get it, in the same aisle as that Wilson's Leather knockoff?"

suff_succotash · 1 month

I feel like the ratio of local news screencaps from Spokane to other local news screencaps making the front page is abnormally high.

BestReadAtWork · 1 month

Oh my god you stabbed me! Why did you stab me!?

Chanma1 · 1 month

SPOKANE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L3gionHD · 1 month

Knife to meet you!

buffalo-mitch · 1 month

Well, they don't call Spokane the Rio of eastern Washington state for nothing.

Richmard · 1 month

Bad Luck Brian IRL

betterthanme · 1 month

I like the cut of his jib.

KrazyNarb · 1 month

Well he did ask for it

Joeyfingis · 1 month

Clearly

washboardsam · 1 month

Several years ago, "what are you gonna do, shoot us?" were the last words of a friend of mine.

GMBeats95 · 1 month

I thought "Get Him to the Greek"

tothesource · 1 month

I imagine it went down something like this.

Meekakitty17 · 1 month

Said the same shit to my mom.

spartom007 · 1 month

Apparently so

gc3 · 1 month

A policeman told me that the most common last words were something like "you don't have the guts to shoot". The cop will ask the shooter, "why did you kill him" and the shooter will say numbly "he asked me to".

SrslyNotAHipsterTtly · 1 month

Don't taunt the black mage.

desugrace · 1 month

The kid wanted to die if he taunted a man with a weapon.

EMPIRESx · 1 month

He was kind of asking for it.

Jeroknite · 1 month

Sometimes, actions really are louder than words. The action I'm referring to is screaming after being stabbed.

Erickonfire · 1 month

Not many things actually make me laugh out loud to myself, but this...

Iable-A · 1 month

Famous last words

Illuscio · 1 month

Holy shit...someone actually watches KHQ. Spokane redittors stand up (Just not to wildly, you might get stabbed...)!

aalen56 · 1 month

Reminds me of this scene from American Gangster.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXCMz340CRg&feature=player_detailpage#t=62s

CountMalachi · 1 month

Why yes, thanks for asking.

Flipao · 1 month

What are you gonna do, downvote me?

Cbeckwith411 · 1 month

There was an officer who worked at my high school who took his job a little too seriously. There was also a student who had very little respect for authority, but a pretty good sense of humor.

One day the student threw a balled up piece of paper onto the floor. The officer, who was walking several meters behind him, shouted to the student something along the lines of, "Hey punk! Are you gunna pick that up?"

The student turned to the face the officer and told him, "Uhh, no. No I'm not."

The officer, quite upset at this point due to his lack of authority at the school, began acting with his emotions. He unclipped his holster and placed his hand on the grip of his handgun.

The student, half-laughing half-concerned, asked the officer, "What are you going to do? Shoot me?"

At this point in the story it would be more exciting to tell you some sort of gun fight took place, but it did not. The officer reclipped his gun and walked away, hanging his head in shame.

tl;dr I'm a white kid from a white suburb.

doomgrin · 1 month

Well yes. Yes I am. stab

TearTea · 1 month

I don't understab this joke. D:

Zigballistic · 1 month

Have an upvote for my LOL

gglol · 1 month

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnYeGqKa3iY

get out of my room dude, what are you going to do

Motley_Sheep · 1 month

Reminded me of this:

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

Pieloi · 1 month

Ah Payne! Ya stabbed me

larSyn · 1 month

Normally I would find this funny, however, last night my friend was stabbed in the back by some punk kid outside of a bar.
I got a sliced across my arm. The fucked up thing is we don't even know what he wanted....he just started stabbing. My arm hurts like a bitch and my buddy is still in the hospital awaiting trauma doctors to check him out. Knives/Stabbing is not funny.

ImSomali · 1 month

I like the cut of his jib.

TheB1ade · 1 month

But if he was "man stabbed" would that not mean he was stabbed with a man?

jneavesiv · 1 month

Up voted for my home town TV station

AwayItThrows90210 · 1 month

i like it when my post does well in karma score

I_Stalk_Girls · 1 month

Nice repost. Seen it on reddit, post it on reddit is clearly the thought process you had.

funny

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