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[–]Dustonthepaladin 4 points5 points ago

Poor Freddie.

[–]LadyMcRed 5 points6 points ago

Aw Fredward.

[–]bowlingforpeasoup 3 points4 points ago

We all know a Friendzone Freddie.

[–]ShitsCrazyMan 2 points3 points ago

Friendzone Freddy is born

[–]risto1116 3 points4 points ago

More like: How it feels when a girl dumps you but retorts with "but I still want to be friends!"

[–]mystifiedglobe 2 points3 points ago

BTW -- so being at least a little sexually aggressive with women you are attracted to has the benefit of making it so that you're never, ever in this position.

If she isn't interested, she won't think you just want to be friends.

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 2 points3 points ago

I just watched a much newer episode of iCarly yesterday, and forgot how small Fredward used to be (it's been about two or three years since I had cable). Aww little Freddie.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

At least that 10-year-old is talking about his problems to the object of them. Man up, frig.

[–]themajor24 1 point2 points ago

He's actually 20 something in real life.

[–]BrainInAJar 3 points4 points ago

How it really works

"I'm not being nice to you because I'm nice, I'm doing it for pussy. Why isn't this working?!"

[–]ClemsonPoker 2 points3 points ago

What nonsense.

They were being nice to be nice, and kept hearing women complain about not being able to find a nice guy. This led them to question why their niceness wasn't being rewarded. They didn't start being nice to get pussy, it just occurred to them at some point that being nice wasn't getting them any pussy...ever.

[–]remhawk99 1 point2 points ago

That not being friendzoned. That is emotional masochism.

[–]TheMagnificentChrome 4 points5 points ago

Thats not what friendzone means.

Friendzoning someone means stringing them along letting them think they have a chance, not being in love with them doesn't mean friendzone. In the image it says she wants to stay friends so she has made herself clear, thus no friendzone.

[–]Link_GR 0 points1 point ago

Actually, what you're describing is "keeping someone on the hook"

[–]Snapbutton 1 point2 points ago

All this friendzone nonsense really just states women are worthless if not for sex, as well as implies all women are attracted to all men.

[–]Sy_Ableman 1 point2 points ago

[–]aahdin 0 points1 point ago

Kind of funny, that guy Nathan Kress is almost 20 now, I think he's somewhere around 17 in that clip.

[–]Areyoumyfriend -2 points-1 points ago

Forever alone