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[–]Napolenyan 131 points132 points ago

[–]levicoultify 23 points24 points ago

You're the only one who deserves to be in here.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

You deserve a medal.

[–]Rasputain 4 points5 points ago

All out of medals. Is an upvote a good substitute?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Close enough.

[–]NeverDieKris 5 points6 points ago

Did anyone else see the penis/balls raft?

[–]Smishery 1 point2 points ago

If you notice, about a third down, in the middle of the picture is the real Woof (it looks like someone has already circled him). You can tell it's the real Woof as he is the only one with 5 red stripes on his tail.

[–]NKarman 222 points223 points ago

Fuck it. They're all Waldo.

[–]Shadax 114 points115 points ago

"Ha, found him. That was easy."

[–]copyandpasta 4 points5 points ago

I hate playing with that kid.

[–]fluffypenguin 14 points15 points ago

It was. He's underneath the F. It was easy.

[–]Zwemvest 8 points9 points ago

That's Wenda, his girlfriend. You can tell so by her ponytail.

[–]austinlecuyer 1 point2 points ago

Also the boobs.

[–]DeathToPennies 40 points41 points ago

Your goal in this page is actually to find Waldo's dog. He's the only dog here that has five red stripes on his tail. I put it in another comment where, somewhere.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

scumbag kid always circled this in the library.

[–]LeStraw 18 points19 points ago

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[–]LeStraw 10 points11 points ago

Uhh.. may I ask why?

[–]pokins -1 points0 points ago

i think you do, c'mon... ask him!!

[–]notveryrealatall 1 point2 points ago

can't say I know what you mean. My parents were rich enough to actually buy the book for a good 2 bucks. After I found him myself it was a lot easier to find and circle him in the library.

[–]DerDieDas 0 points1 point ago

Actually if you take a close look at the bigger version of this picture, posted above. you can see that the correct dog is circled as well.

[–]12_Baconed_Narwhals 7 points8 points ago

well then fuck it. we'll take all the dogs and give them to Waldo. they're all now Waldo's dog.

[–]Phapeu 7 points8 points ago

He's actually circled in black in the picture. Just at the feet of the man standing directly over the 'C' in 'FUCK'.

Napolenyan linked to a better version of the picture.

[–]Eazye91 -2 points-1 points ago

...That's a dog buddy.

[–]Phapeu 4 points5 points ago

Have another read of DeathToPennies' comment. The one that I was replying to.

[–]Eazye91 2 points3 points ago

Whoops, sorry mate.

[–]Phapeu 1 point2 points ago

Not a problem!

[–]chokeslam512 1 point2 points ago

I still haven't found the Waldo with the missing shoe in the huge crowd of Waldos (Waldoes?)

[–]DeathToPennies 2 points3 points ago

Wallys, depending on where you are.

[–]xB1akey 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, I just spent 10 minutes trying to find waldo!

[–]DanParts -1 points0 points ago

he's there too.

[–]timrbrady 2 points3 points ago

Wenda.

[–]angrybob4213 0 points1 point ago

I looked for that dog for years. I could never ever find it. I showed it to my best friend. He found it in 30 seconds...

[–]dolphin_police -1 points0 points ago

It's to the left of wenda, under the f.

EDIT: Next to a guy with an orange hat.

[–]fuckinbickety-bam 1 point2 points ago

I´m to stoned to count, but I think I found him.

[–]Eazye91 1 point2 points ago

No, you're too* stoned to count.

[–]fuckinbickety-bam 1 point2 points ago

My bad, too stoned for grammar. Thanks haha

[–]vinnyq12 15 points16 points ago

Always wondered why they call it Waldo in US but Wally in UK?

[–]Sirianjazz 35 points36 points ago

He's also Wally in Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Dutch and Polish..

And being created in the UK, was technically born Wally, but I'm guessing the American name change had something to do with the British Jelly American Jello difference and the need to be consistent with this rule!

I personally think it's all a bit silly... Where as my American friends find it a bit sillo!

[–]Haasts_Eagle 1 point2 points ago

Where does Odlaw fit in? Since its Waldo backwards I always assumed Waldo might have been the original name.

[–]Sirianjazz 4 points5 points ago

If I remember correctly, Odlaw wasn't featured in the original 'Where's Wally the fantastic journey' release but only Wally the Wizard and a scroll. I imagine Odlaw made his appearance later on as it became internationally more popular. I know they added more characters to the revised original books as I repurchased them for my kids not so long ago..

*edit: Yeah, I can confirm this as I just dug out my original 1989 version and have it open next to my kids 2007 version. Odlaw, Wenda and Woof along with a key a bone a camera and binoculars aren't real, they've been shopped into the original pics and clearly weren't actually there and have likely never been on a fantastic journey of any kind!!!

[–]Haasts_Eagle 1 point2 points ago

Awesome! Thanks for going through the effort of finding this out!

[–]Nithel 0 points1 point ago

Huh... I have all of them in my 1989 danish version, (called Holger in Danish)...

[–]Sirianjazz 0 points1 point ago

According to the wiki page, both Wilma and Woof made their first appearances in "the first alternate-format activity book" in 1990 after the classic first three books appeared in 87, 88, 89. Odlaw and Wenda appeared in the second poster/activity book in 1991.

They were then integrated into reprints of older issues later on.

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[–]Splooge_Hero 0 points1 point ago

Nobody has in America, either.

[–]kharmakazy 1 point2 points ago

YOU LIE! http://i.imgur.com/4t3QV.jpg Source: Waldo Geraldo Faldo.

[–]Seithin 7 points8 points ago

He's Holger in Denmark. Yeah... we we're probably high on bacon or something.

[–]gvsteve 1 point2 points ago

And why do Harry Potter books in German say the author is Joanne Rowling instead of J.K. Rowling?

[–]hugglesquish 3 points4 points ago

Because that is her actual name. J.K. Rowling was a pseudonym she took on so that her books would hopefully be more appealing to boys as it wouldn't look like a girl wrote them. She has no middle name.

[–]gvsteve 0 points1 point ago

But why the difference between Germany and the US? Are US readers more sexist?

[–]hugglesquish 0 points1 point ago

No idea. Probably when it got translated to German she figured she was famous enough already to use her real name. The UK version obviously uses the same pseudonym.

[–]ChaosHivemind 0 points1 point ago

He's Charlie in French Canada, France and probably most french-speaking countries, because Waldo and Wally sound pretty fucking retarded in French.

[–]devilwarriors 0 points1 point ago

In french they call im Charlie.

[–]vinnyq12 -1 points0 points ago

Damn French!

[–]L22 58 points59 points ago

Are you sure you found him? I think that's Wenda.

[–]Carsanova 34 points35 points ago

Yeah everyone whose saying he's under the F is wrong, that's Wenda.

[–]monokrome 19 points20 points ago

Image resolution is horrible.

[–]FarmerTedd 25 points26 points ago

Still fapt

[–]Nomiss 4 points5 points ago

Well I'll be, a real English version of that word works.

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[–]jimmytheone45 2 points3 points ago

Mmmmmno.

[–]Shadax 8 points9 points ago

Who the fuck is Wenda?

[–]TARDISninja 5 points6 points ago

It's either his girlfriend or sister, I haven't even held a Waldo book in ages.

[–]Shadax 4 points5 points ago

[–]ChaoticAgenda 2 points3 points ago

I don't think Waldo is in this pic. It's not the entire scene.

[–]farmthis 5 points6 points ago

Pro tip. Wenda is usually looking at Waldo.

[–]hoobsher 27 points28 points ago

[–]mpohalloran8 18 points19 points ago

I found him! but he seems to be dressed as a dog with five stripes on his tail

[–]AnarcistBozo 44 points45 points ago

I forgot what Waldo looks like.

[–]Wangwolf 85 points86 points ago

He's the one in red and white

[–]poop_guy 4 points5 points ago

He's a douche.

[–]BOOMBOXNOTATOY 0 points1 point ago

He's the guy with the face and the shirt.

[–]jimmytheone45 1 point2 points ago

Deeply narcissistic

[–]SeniorTinyMarbles 59 points60 points ago

I think it's a bone...r

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[–]markiv_hahaha 7 points8 points ago

Well, what would we have done without you Captain Obvious!

[–]sithmaster0 1 point2 points ago

Not state the obvious. ...wait

[–]vipatt 17 points18 points ago

If my memory is correct you are actually looking for the dog with five stripes on its tail.

[–]WoAProximity 5 points6 points ago

You are 100% correct

[–]vipatt 3 points4 points ago

I've found it before, I need to pull out the book and go at it again.

[–]marlymarc224 28 points29 points ago

I have this one on my wall =) First off, that's Wenda/Wilma under the F, Waldo's a bit more to the left out of the picture It's actually a pretty easy one, most people find it in under 10 seconds when they look at it for the first time EDIT: I accidentally a letter

[–]kawsaysthebat 10 points11 points ago

Well with that logic I guess I suck at this.

[–]lewigie 1 point2 points ago

Where did you get it from ?

[–]marlymarc224 0 points1 point ago

I got it from a poster sale at uni for $8, it's about 70 by 100 cm

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Firstly, citation?

Secondly, it's not a Where's Wenda/Waldo?. It's a Where's Woof?.

[–]marlymarc224 0 points1 point ago

as...as in this? http://waldo.wikia.com/wiki/The_Land_of_Woofs ghh not even gonna try to find woof

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's circled in OP's pic, I believe.

[–]fortrines 6 points7 points ago

The people are gigantic as fuck

[–]j_heibig 9 points10 points ago

"A book hasn't given me this much trouble since Waldo went to a barber shop pole factory." - Tracy Jordan

[–]LotsOfTime 11 points12 points ago

To everyone looking under the F, that's a chick, Wenda. This specific Where's Waldo is a Where's Woof, Waldo's dog.

He is circled in OP's image, but here's another one without the FUCK.

[–]Inous 2 points3 points ago

You're a God among Where's Waldian's

[–]Hightscribe -3 points-2 points ago

No, I'm pretty sure you can't see Woof's head, only his tail. I'm almost certain he is in the lower left corner.

[–]LotsOfTime 1 point2 points ago

His head is clearly circled in OP's picture.

[–]Hightscribe -2 points-1 points ago

Nothing proofs it is woof...

Edit: "He gets so scared at many of the places he travels to that he hides, leaving only his tail showing. In the classic Waldo Books, only Woof's tail can be spotted."

Second edit: The one you circeld is actually Woof, You were right. However, I thought we could only see Woof's tail like it is the case in every other page of The Wonder Book and in the lower left corner we can see a tail with 5 red stripes.

[–]TM1987 2 points3 points ago

Yup that's wenda

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[–]candid_canid 2 points3 points ago

No, you just get more booze. This will continue until you black out and can no longer continue to drink. When you wake up sober, you may start again at your leisure.

[–]RosieJo 2 points3 points ago

What about the one where they're all wally, but you have the find the one with only one shoe? That's the one where I thought "I don't have time for this pussy shit".

[–]BryanWake 10 points11 points ago

I remember having those books when I was younger. They always had a list of other objects to find other than Waldo....

[–]YeahVeryeah 7 points8 points ago

I actually remember when I first saw a page like this. Maybe... 16 years ago?

Sadly, I wasn't fuck-fluent at that point, so no, that wasn't my first thought.

[–]ronnyman123 2 points3 points ago

[–]Galaghan 0 points1 point ago

Is that Waldo? Or a pixel?

Edit: It's Waldo

[–]Farn 0 points1 point ago

The real Waldo is the one missing a shoe. I could never find him.

[–]janesaysspain 10 points11 points ago

IT"S WHERES WALLY!

[–]glacialinferno 11 points12 points ago

that took way less time than i thought it would

[–]leftylossies -1 points0 points ago

Ya, I was a bit disappointed

[–]fuhhhkinuhhh 5 points6 points ago

I still think Waldo is the guy that wrote the book and the guy you look for is just a decoy he created so he can remain unfound.

[–]SrslyNotAHipsterTtly 1 point2 points ago

Try that circled one.

[–]biz_student 1 point2 points ago

I feel like I'm in a Target commercial

[–]rotorr 1 point2 points ago

DAE see a Wally*/Waldo massacre at first?

*We call him Wally in Australia and New Zealand for some reason. I don't think anyone here's actually named Waldo...

[–]blahblahblahdamn 1 point2 points ago

Isn't this how seizures are made?

[–]lookieausername 1 point2 points ago

How about the one where there's literally NOTHING but Waldo but the real one is missing his right shoe?

[–]relevantusername- 1 point2 points ago

And then remembering that it's one of those "Where's Wally" books where his whole family is missing...

[–]xHelpless 1 point2 points ago

I have this as a poster, and this is by far the easiest Wheres Wally ive ever done.

[–]DeathToPennies 1 point2 points ago

TO ALL: This is not the full section. This is only the second of two pages. In the full one, Woof is in the top corner, left page. I'm afraid I can't verify, as it 4:04 in the morning here, and I have no imgur account with which to share the image. My deepest apologies.

[–]Ruirize 1 point2 points ago

Error: Waldo not found at this time.

[–]Phoequinox 2 points3 points ago

Oddly enough, I've never found Waldo so fast.

Edit: Apparently that's "Wenda". FUCK YOUR MIND GAMES, WALDO.

[–]misfitsfiend313 1 point2 points ago

way to overwhelming to look at

[–]rarajoeyanna 1 point2 points ago

...Why the hell is there a miniature bus in a Waldo shirt?

[–]namrettik 0 points1 point ago

There appears to be a dog wearing some sort of ...time device... above and to the left of the pool. I'm hoping it's not attached to anything that would make the pool a little less populated.

[–]DurpyDurpDurp 1 point2 points ago

What if I told you he wasn't hard to find.

[–]Notoday 1 point2 points ago

That's not even the worst one. There's one where every single motherfucker in a double-page crowd of people looks exactly alike. The real Waldo was missing a shoe and has striped socks.

[–]Deddan 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, I first thought it was a scene of war, with hundreds of dead Waldos.

[–]RAMCADO 1 point2 points ago

Targets everywhere, can't miss. P.S. I thought the same thing.

[–]TumbleDryLow 1 point2 points ago

If Waldo were black, this game would be so much easier.

Just saying.

[–]FuTRoN 2 points3 points ago

honestly they should make a wheres waldo video game hell i would buy it

[–]MaleCra 0 points1 point ago

Same here.

[–]ccasey 0 points1 point ago

So where is he?

[–]Sampsa21 0 points1 point ago

Is that a penis raft in the bottom left?

[–]spaceboundboner 0 points1 point ago

Are those two guys carrying a bone!?

[–]TheLastProphet 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like fuck. Then I found him in about 10 seconds. He's below the 'F'.

Success.

Edit: Apparently, not success. Well, fuck me.

[–]lewigie 0 points1 point ago

I would buy a poster of this.

[–]Rakoons -1 points0 points ago

Why would you even bother trying?

[–]skates90 0 points1 point ago

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY WEARING THE SAME COSTUME

[–]kurt8081 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure it's the one with a circle around his head.

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[–]MorganaLeFaye 0 points1 point ago

That's not Waldo... Look again. That's a chick (hair flipped out, wearing a skirt and there is even a line to show the curve of her breasts). Sorry.

[–]freemdoom 0 points1 point ago

Too old to have ever actually looked for Waldo.

[–]relevantusername- 0 points1 point ago

What I don't get is why did Americans change him to "Waldo" when they found out about him? I don't see the point of changing his name.

[–]Berilium2 0 points1 point ago

Game over.

[–]Delimau5 0 points1 point ago

I have a poster of this in my bedroom!

[–]Notwhoyouassume 0 points1 point ago

Waldo is next to the guy in the red and white striped shirt

[–]Yourothercat 0 points1 point ago

Some asshole always had it circled

[–]cpnyc 0 points1 point ago

And I thought goal was to find subtle sexual innuendos. I saw a dog floating on a dick shaped float....hmmm I feel sick now.

[–]dizil11 0 points1 point ago

i actually own that poster! its hanging up in my room.

[–]DCommander 0 points1 point ago

...when you see it.

[–]SpitN 0 points1 point ago

Actually, no... I thought "alt-f4"

[–]SDcowboy82 0 points1 point ago

o.O

M

[–]DTA132 0 points1 point ago

Under the "F"

[–]rezarf 0 points1 point ago

I had the whole poster of this and was devastated that when putting it on the wall I found him immediately. He's smack bang in the middle of the whole thing and not in this particular part of the poster.

[–]supersmurf 0 points1 point ago

Where is "found_you" when we need him?

[–]Gravity_Cube 0 points1 point ago

I... I never found him.... (sob sob) WHY SCIENCE WHY!!!!

[–]M1A1TOMMY 0 points1 point ago

I already found Him

[–]smdonova 0 points1 point ago

found him!

[–]TheNitroBlade 0 points1 point ago

Where the fuck is Waldo?

[–]ThexJwubbz 0 points1 point ago

Human below the f, Waldo.

[–]TronCorleone 0 points1 point ago

You know you felt you way when you first saw you.

[–]a_very_stupid_guy 0 points1 point ago

What I thought was waldo.. Had tits.

[–]Wufnet2 0 points1 point ago

I thought that it was a where's waldo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Nightmare mode begins NOW.

[–]mj5748 0 points1 point ago

I did it! I found.....fuck

[–]Song_of_Sixpence 0 points1 point ago

When my brother was away at basic, I sent him a postcard like this. He still hasn't found Waldo.

[–]AceWolf 0 points1 point ago

What If I told you, waldo is not in this picture.. Imagine the pain

[–]imbored53 0 points1 point ago

So many Waldogs...

[–]Rion96 -1 points0 points ago

http://imgur.com/GBE17 That's a penis!

[–]Sublime1996 -1 points0 points ago

Didn't find Waldo but I did find a big penis raft at the bottom. Good enough for me.

[–]WoAProximity -1 points0 points ago

Everyone didnt find him.

This is looking for his DOG, and you can only see his dogs tail, i dont actually believe waldo is in this picture.

[–]Ginger-Nerd -2 points-1 points ago

no, i think he is, the dog was just the really difficult one your looking for, there was an Odlaw one in the same book that had a similar concept to it, but everyone else was there...

[–]Philmecrakin -1 points0 points ago

Well fuck you Waldo you clever asshole

[–]kristinadney -2 points-1 points ago

Gave up after a minute. WHERE THE FUCK IS WALDO?!

[–]Sharkinu -1 points0 points ago

Lower right. Is that Gordon Freeman?

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[–]LotsOfTime 1 point2 points ago

That's Wenda

[–]kaystl -3 points-2 points ago

Where's Waldo? BEAST mode

[–]jrbrtshw123 -3 points-2 points ago

found it quicker than ive ever found him, wtf

[–]Trippix -3 points-2 points ago

Surprisingly enough, I found within ten seconds of looking.

[–]pacoman115 -2 points-1 points ago

Found the real ome under the F