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[–]sjhill 71 points72 points ago

Hatters gonna hat!

[–]odms 26 points27 points ago

This is the second time in a row someone has posted word-for-word what I was going to. I give up

[–]HandoStromboli 2 points3 points ago

Godammit...me too...

[–]overly_familiar 4 points5 points ago

Yup.

I am clearly not a beautiful and unique snowflake.

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 1 point2 points ago

Nor am I. But we shall ride this karma train into the sunset, like a glorious... er... Kitten! Yes. Like a glorious kitten.

[–]knowses 0 points1 point ago

I bet he makes a lot of friends when it rains.

[–]HeatSlinger 4 points5 points ago

Yet, still has sun on him...

[–]TwelveHawks 1 point2 points ago

You call that a hat? Nahh. This is a hat.

[–]Digestivez 0 points1 point ago

i was so excited to post exactly that comment, dam you!

[–]Hoffan 0 points1 point ago

Haha, exactly what I was going to say dude :) first thing that came to mind when I saw it :D

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[–]muggzymain -4 points-3 points ago

Downvote for "have my upvote sir".

[–]Creedofrest 10 points11 points ago

Oh you want one? Too bad. Selling people was outlawed a long time ago.

[–]WilsonHanks 4 points5 points ago

Doesn't mean it can't be arranged.

[–]injekted 3 points4 points ago

I don't know. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seem to keep buying them.

[–]BCsprfn87 11 points12 points ago

I thought that was a kid at first not going to lie. Quickly noted the mustache though.

[–]8zunzx[S] 3 points4 points ago

Yeah xD that's hat is so big the guy looks like a kid

Infact everyone does

[–]assassinswolf 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit... I had to do a triple take to see that

[–]J3DImindTRIP 5 points6 points ago

At the Mann Co. Store.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

And it still doesn't shelter his feet...

[–]remhawk99 2 points3 points ago

Mexicans are really small...

[–]alas11 1 point2 points ago

What exactly do you want with a tiny Mexican?

[–]Snolidsteak 1 point2 points ago

"It's an oversized hat..........it's funny. It's funny because it's larger than a normal hat."

[–]tucking_fypo 1 point2 points ago

Ahh, the Urban Sombrero. The hat that combines the spirit of Old Mexico with a little big city panache.

[–]TheNeitherworld 1 point2 points ago

How is that.. I need one. Maybe now I have a chance of not erupting into flames every time I step outside.

gingerproblems

[–]AnkhOmega -1 points0 points ago

I know that feel. It is not a pleasant one.

[–]hookguy -1 points0 points ago

You may be a vampire.

[–]TheNeitherworld 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the term "Daywalker"

[–]Flywn 0 points1 point ago

It's the peacock plume of the hat world.

[–]Matimoo 0 points1 point ago

It's only a matter of time until you can get this in tf2...

[–]gibberalic 0 points1 point ago

All that hat, and his legs are still going to get burned.

[–]machzel08 0 points1 point ago

Angelina Jolie has a few. Ask her where she gets them.

[–]elbekko 0 points1 point ago

Looks like roof or something.

[–]smizzhfx 0 points1 point ago

your personal space will never be violated again!

[–]gamer25 0 points1 point ago

They said I could be anything, so I became a tortilla.

[–]chknoodle_ 0 points1 point ago

He's barely getting any shade!

[–]RobEBud -2 points-1 points ago

in a 3rd world country obviously...

[–]_lord_kanti_ -3 points-2 points ago

So how many gingers invested in one of those already?