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Took Some Balls (imgur.com)

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[–]IAmFunnyAMA 50 points51 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNLJLIwzrc8

Here you go Reddit

[–]NurRauch 2 points3 points ago

A Youtube comment: Apparently he sprayed his hand with some kind of hormone that identified him as a fellow wasp, so he didn't get stung.

[–]LUIGI2323 1 point2 points ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE. NOPE.

[–]KDrichard[S] 1 point2 points ago

This video has given me an irrational fear of wasps from this day forward.

[–]FuckingHippies 9 points10 points ago

There's no such thing as an irrational fear of wasps. Fuck wasps.

[–]Cerelius 78 points79 points ago

I was waiting for someone to put their balls in that

[–]KDrichard[S] 79 points80 points ago

WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE R/SPACEDICKS?

[–]Cerelius 33 points34 points ago

OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

[–]Potato-baby 16 points17 points ago

FAGETS!

[–]quinncyjones 15 points16 points ago

I've seen this gif a few times, how do you think he doesn't get stung? I've always wondered that...

[–]wolv 11 points12 points ago

they're drones. no stingers.

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[–]wolv 5 points6 points ago

In case you're not actually an idiot and want to know

[–]kamali16 5 points6 points ago

They look like wasps, thought

[–]wolv -1 points0 points ago

Same thing goes for male wasps.

[–]quinncyjones -1 points0 points ago

I'm not, I was kidding.

[–]Cjguitarguy 19 points20 points ago

The bees have probably been smoked. If you put smoke in an area with bees, they get all relaxed and mellowwwww, hence the lack of stinging

[–]IkeoftheOkies 25 points26 points ago

Sorry to rain on the parade, but I've seen the backstory to this .gif. The guy with the balls covered his hand in some type of pheromone that identifies him as another wasp.

Wasp logic.

[–]nielsenal12 1 point2 points ago

Really? i heard it was actually just a bunch of male wasps and they just done sting or something along those lines.

[–]LeazZ 8 points9 points ago

Well, I heard those are really just midgets in suits.

[–]smokingbluntsallday 36 points37 points ago

same thing happens when i get smoked out

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

Judging by your username, you're pretty much perpetually mellow then.

[–]andytuba 0 points1 point ago

There are worse ways to live.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I myself am a fan of being pretty much perpetually badly coked out and giving myself a prison tattoo with a cartridge of fountain ink and a sewing needle dipped in rum to sterilize it.

[–]nomnomchikhan 4 points5 points ago

They aren't bees. I don't know if the smoke has the same effect on wasps, but that's what those are.

[–]quinncyjones 2 points3 points ago

Oh gosh, thank you. :D I've seen this hundreds of times and now I can stop worrying about this poor man.

[–]IkeoftheOkies 4 points5 points ago

It's late, so I'll copy-paste an earlier response:

Sorry to rain on the parade, but I've seen the backstory to this .gif. The guy with the balls covered his hand in some type of pheromone that identifies him as another wasp.

Wasp logic.

[–]Cjguitarguy 0 points1 point ago

Haha no problem :) It's still freaky though! Like it doesn't guarantee he won't get stung. Shudders I don't like bees :P

[–]quinncyjones 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I don't much like things that crawl and fly and make a GOD awful buzzing sound.

[–]leahcim314 0 points1 point ago

I imagine you won't like flying insects then.

[–]zShwagg -1 points0 points ago

Creepy? I think more like scary as FUCK. I'm scared shitless of bees. I didn't look at this gif more than two seconds, I don't even know what happened.

[–]Illwisherinattic 0 points1 point ago

They look pretty high. Is that why none of them fly away?

[–]TroyMantis 0 points1 point ago

Those aint bee's they are the male 'drones' of the wasp species, stingless.

[–]Jaime17_16 0 points1 point ago

Ya but these are wasps. And they don't get mellow, they fan away the smoke with there wings. It's an instant "drop what youre doing" reaction to keep the nest safe.

[–]pantsonfire123 0 points1 point ago

Hey! When I get smoked I get all relaxed and mellowwwww too!

[–]TakeyoMedicine 0 points1 point ago

Don't care. Fuck everything about that.

[–]Conquerz 0 points1 point ago

They don't have their actual stingers, look closely. Its just their back side with no stingy thing.

[–]g1bb0n 0 points1 point ago

Cocaine, most likely.

[–]reddit_on_hardmode 12 points13 points ago

It's not that bad. I have my wasps taken in to Petco every six weeks to have their stingers clipped. They just rub their butts on you. It's actually kind of cute.

[–]SCHROEDINGERS_UTERUS 11 points12 points ago

Why do you have wasps?

[–]TheWorstFish 6 points7 points ago

"Hey, Jake, what do you do for a living again?"

"Oh, I just clip the stingers off a wasp."

[–]Rayat 2 points3 points ago

When wasps rub their butt on you it's cute, but when I do it I get a restraining order.

[–]Require_More_Mineral -1 points0 points ago

I'm telling PETA.

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[–]cpumatt 2 points3 points ago

I like you.

[–]NowiElevate 2 points3 points ago

If I remember correctly, the last time this was posted someone explained that if you put some sort of wasp pheromone on your hand and then pick them up they wont freak out or sting you.

[–]500CID 0 points1 point ago

Or if they are drone honey bees, the males, do not have stingers, have done this in the fall at my friends apiary.

[–]NowiElevate 0 points1 point ago

Wait. Are these wasps or bees? I thought they were wasps at a glance but now I'm not sure.

[–]500CID 2 points3 points ago

They don't look like bees to me..

[–]GuitarFreak027 42 points43 points ago

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

[–]JohnAbruzzi 21 points22 points ago

You can't see the out of shot gun pointed at his/her head though.

[–]l34512 3 points4 points ago

I read: "OPENOPENOPENOPEN"

[–]nihilite 9 points10 points ago

I read SHUTTHEFUCKUPSHUTHEFUCKUP

[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point ago

ISTHISHOWYOUNOPE?

[–]yeepzor 4 points5 points ago

These can't sting you... Still it'd feel weird to have all those crawling over you.

[–]wittyism 2 points3 points ago

What are they?

[–]flamingflipflop 1 point2 points ago

attempted suicide by allergies!

[–]Lhabs 1 point2 points ago

Or some PCP

[–]Lolrama 1 point2 points ago

Those are not bees. Those look similar, but are not bees.

[–]Zythrone 1 point2 points ago

Bigger balls than me...

Once I out walking, the place I needed to be was just ahead, but there was beehive in the tree with bee's buzzing around in front of me.

Instead of walking through them, which was possible... since there wasn't too many in the path...

I was like "Nope" and went around... which took half on hour compared to the 30 seconds it would have taken me to walk through the bees...

[–]Tofu_Punk 1 point2 points ago

I would totally have done the same, not gonna lie.

[–]feignrmk 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks these look like wasps and not bees? Ie, this dude is even crazier than everyone here seems to think?

[–]putu22 0 points1 point ago

If he only did this with spiders.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 1 point2 points ago

I think it would have been downvoted to oblivion out of fear. Then it would be the daedra's problem.

[–]Their_Police 0 points1 point ago

Just one more mineral?

[–]Require_More_Mineral 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. I would require more, but there was a character limit.

[–]pandaham 0 points1 point ago

That's a big handful of no thank you.

[–]drowningfish17 0 points1 point ago

the amputation afterwards must have been a bitch though

[–]gammarayzzz 0 points1 point ago

Get yourself a nice handful of nope.

[–]Azulsky 0 points1 point ago

Right after he coated his arm in RAID

[–]Jamesh134 0 points1 point ago

why? why? why? why? why? why would you do that?

[–]ProfMoustache 0 points1 point ago

They're stingless bees

Those things couldn't hurt you if they wanted to, which they probably do.

[–]BedOnARock 0 points1 point ago

Too much nope. Oh god

[–]BlackSmokeDemon 0 points1 point ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

[–]TheCons 0 points1 point ago

I could have sworn I read a comment somewhere about how these particular wasps couldn't sting (or were subdued somehow).

[–]fadaboutyou 0 points1 point ago

If there waa only some way I could stop my intense need to masturbate, I know just the solutiom th this problem!

[–]nowsouless 0 points1 point ago

the things we do for karma

[–]MKiley117 0 points1 point ago

ALL OF MY NOPE

[–]YourbestfriENT 0 points1 point ago

NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.NOPE.

[–]rbr8299 0 points1 point ago

All of my NOPE

[–]armauld -2 points-1 points ago

I'm not wearing my contacts and i watched this on my phone, but I thought he grabbed a handful of flies until I read the comments. I'm strangely relieved he grabbed bees.

[–]PR0CT0R 3 points4 points ago

wasps.

[–]armauld -2 points-1 points ago

Oh, that's somewhat worse. Maybe wasps can't sting if they can't get some speed up.

There's just something stomach-turning about a handful of flies.

[–]Imsecretlyfapping -2 points-1 points ago

Speed..? They land to sting you. How is having dozens of stinging wasps in your hands less scary than flies?

[–]armauld -3 points-2 points ago

Flies aren't scary, just really gross. I realize most people won't agree with me though.

Also, I was just guessing with the wasps, I really know nothing about them.

[–]nihilite 0 points1 point ago

Im just guessing here, but have you ever been outside?

[–]armauld 0 points1 point ago

I've never grabbed a handful of flies outside, have you?

[–]OnlyAMuffin -1 points0 points ago

bath salts .. not even once

[–]Jesssdfisher -2 points-1 points ago

Saw hand going towards bees. Shouted "NO!" and exed out.

[–]paulieindy -2 points-1 points ago

One simply doesn't have balls to be able to do this.

[–]F18Dubbs -2 points-1 points ago

More like bath salts. O_o

[–]saltmarsh -3 points-2 points ago

Hornet's Nest

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[–]Zythrone 0 points1 point ago

That kills them.

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[–]Zythrone 0 points1 point ago

The stinger, idiot.

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