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[–]schmandarinorange 118 points119 points ago

Relevant

[–]GraveyardDiva 49 points50 points ago

somehow, that same picture exists in this style too...

[–]btown_brony 42 points43 points ago

Just add a #YOLO and we're good to go.

[–]lxxwj 12 points13 points ago

And a 9gag logo.

[–]aidantheman18 4 points5 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/PnUCW.jpeg

[–]LlamanatorZ 36 points37 points ago

Needs more comic sans.

[–]B92JOHNSON 8 points9 points ago

We have a strong contender to the champ here!

[–]VashXP 3 points4 points ago

Sir please there is no need for such filth here.

[–]itstheVikShow -2 points-1 points ago

This needs a picture of a dead cat.

[–]FF-Syk 59 points60 points ago

As a disciple of /r/OneTrueGod, I must express disagreement.

[–]JGByron 24 points25 points ago

Thank you friend. I must go pray in order to cleanse myself of this evil. May The Cage be with you.

[–]pxndx64 21 points22 points ago

After finding out about /r/OneTrueGod I have found much more meaning in life.

[–]TheMeaning0fLife 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, it's always cool when that happens.

[–]digivolution 13 points14 points ago

you've opened my eyes sir.. i have found reason again.

[–]remhawk99 2 points3 points ago

On any other day that subreddit would seem odd.

[–]Denten 1 point2 points ago

Our Lord's message can now be spread through song

[–]MeaninglessGuy 1 point2 points ago

"A-B-C-D! E-F-G! H-I-J-K-LEMENO-P!" And so forth. Cage Be Praised, brother.

[–]arcanooito 37 points38 points ago

Would someone please take the time to explain the apparent hatred all the internets have against our Nicolas Cage? I have never LOVED him, and I acknowledge that some movies he's been in are bad/he's bad in, but There are some he's in that I quite thoroughly enjoy.

[–]Forget_the_Oranges 14 points15 points ago

I know what you mean. Most of his movies are OK at best but a few, like Matchstick Men were really pretty good.

[–]arcanooito 3 points4 points ago

I LOVED matchstick men.

[–]Forget_the_Oranges 2 points3 points ago

It really was fantastic

[–]redbeardo 2 points3 points ago

He makes a good movie every 5 years.

Lord of War was excellent, Matchstick Men was worth watching, and The Rock may be one of the most fun summer action movies around (if you like that sort of thing). Oh, and Raising Arizona was hilarious.

But a lot of his stuff shows he's just in it for the money- The Weatherman, Season of the Witch, Ghost Rider 2, Knowing, Next, Drive Angry were all second rate movies.

[–]HappyDays7 4 points5 points ago

He was in Ghost Rider 2 because he genuinely loves comics, and Ghost Rider is one of his favorite characters.

[–]brittnoose 1 point2 points ago

How would you guys rate him in this one?

Genuine curiosity, here.

[–]wheresbicki 1 point2 points ago

I enjoyed him in Kick-Ass.

[–]redbeardo 0 points1 point ago

Well, personally, the movie was pretty awesome and fun. But by no means was Nick the main character- so it worked out well.

It's like Will Ferrel, his best movies are where he isn't the main focus of the film.

[–]Forget_the_Oranges 0 points1 point ago

Ya thats completely true. Unfortunately he is now known for a lot of terrible films when he has done a few really good ones.

[–]worriedblowfish 1 point2 points ago

Wicker man.

[–]VeteranKamikaze 1 point2 points ago

You could populate that film with the best cadre of actors in the history of man and it still would have been awful. This isn't an example of a movie Cage sucked in, it's an example of a movie that sucked that Cage was in.

[–]worriedblowfish 0 points1 point ago

I have to mention it, because it also shows that he really doesn't give a shit about what movies he is in.

Also its hilarious.

[–]nixnaxmik 18 points19 points ago

No idea... I always find him amusing because he's in all these bad movies.

[–]Rationalization_Man 3 points4 points ago

Nicolas Cage isn't necessarily a bad actor, he just did a few bad movies and that's all reddit remembers him for. How can we forget his wonderful performance in con air or national treasure. He's more or less a movie whore who does movies regardless of quality, but he does not deserve all the hate he gets.

[–]arcanooito 1 point2 points ago

So is Sammy Jackson, yet he is in Reddit's Hall of Gods for his worst movie ever.

[–]FattyMcPatty 9 points10 points ago

It seems kind of like a hipster snowball. He's in tons of movies, so I guess he's too maistream. There are people who legitimitely don't like him, but it's nowhere near as hate train. The same with, well, nickelback. The reason they seem to cite most often is "he's in a lot of movies"

[–]arcanooito 12 points13 points ago

Oh, the logic of a mass-cybernetic mind. It's like revers bit-torrenting. Everyone adds a small piece of info to the collective intelligence, and Voila! However, your own addition only gets in if the others upvote it in, so you copy them. The result?

A mind of repetitive garbage filled with nothing but cats, porn, and a strange hatred of Nicolas Cage.

[–]FattyMcPatty 7 points8 points ago

I believe this defines the internet, to a T.

[–]arcanooito 2 points3 points ago

Thanks. I actually came to really like it after I wrote it.

patmyselfontheback.jpeg

[–]TheRollingBones 0 points1 point ago

It's not that he's in a lot of movies. It's that he's in a lot of BAD movies. Guys like Dicaprio, or Morgan Freeman are in a lot of movies too, and well loved over the Internet, because they are generally good actors.

[–]FattyMcPatty 0 points1 point ago

I must be missing it then, but then again I'm no movie critic, so I'm not hard to please.

[–]harrysplinkett 1 point2 points ago

yeah, apparently nickelback is horrible, but everyone wets themselves when they hear "call me maybe". the internets and its 16 year old dwellers!

[–]Iamthesmartest 2 points3 points ago

He's just really easy to make fun of.

[–]arcanooito 2 points3 points ago

makes...sense.

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[–]83alx 5 points6 points ago

YOU TAKE THAT BACK MOTHERFUCKER

[–]arcanooito 0 points1 point ago

explain....

[–]statusone 6 points7 points ago

Can somebody explain to me why Nic Cage is all over Reddit?

[–]ArcaneMonkey 1 point2 points ago

he almost never turns down a role so he tends to be in a lot of bad movies, which people remember more that good ones

[–]breaksomething 21 points22 points ago

I was joking w/ my bf last night that my boss likes Nickelback. Isn't that just crazy?? Anyway, he tells me that a friend of his went on tour with them recently (doing pyro) and he says they are really nice guys! They ate dinner with the crew everynight and when even paid for a crew members wedding because he couldn't afford it. A lot of people like Nickelback, and I guess that's ok.

[–]pushkill 11 points12 points ago

I bet Hitler ate dinner with his crew every night as well, doesn't make them nice people.

[–]r0wo1 27 points28 points ago

Relevant

[–]trowuhweigh991122883 6 points7 points ago

I just spewed hot tea through my nostrils. I hope you're happy.

edit: also, is your name rowan?

[–]r0wo1 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately no :) I hope your nostrils heal quickly!

[–]trowuhweigh991122883 1 point2 points ago

sorry, too much weed, started sounding out usernames... and might I say, you are an endearingly polite redditor! I didn't know they existed :)

[–]r0wo1 2 points3 points ago

No problem! Well thank you kind sir, we do exist! Have a great night! (er morning?)

[–]trowuhweigh991122883 2 points3 points ago

insomnia o'clock is the technical term

[–]skullbeats -1 points0 points ago

That awkward moment when you find Hitler sitting in your seat.

[–]my_bitches_love_me 2 points3 points ago

Oh we're comparing Nickelback to Hitler now?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Well it is such a logical comparison, on one hand you've got genocide of multiple peoples, and on the other unpopular music.

[–]pushkill -1 points0 points ago

Nickelback is very popular and that is the problem. I would argue that just like fascism in pre-war Germany, Nickelback is preying on the sheepish masses who are told who to like and what to buy by powerful entities who have malicious intent. In Hitler's case it was the brainwashing and control of a major population to propagate a new world order, in Nickelback's case it is to leech as much money as possible from simple-minded people to promote corporate dominance that is arguably enslaving our government and people.

[–]JamesEpep -1 points0 points ago

I don't think people are being told to like nickleback. I'm pretty sure they hear a nickleback song on the radio And they go hey that's a good tune. I also wouldn't say that makes them simple minded. Everyone has different tastes yours are no better than anyone.

[–]breaksomething 0 points1 point ago

What a weird thing to say.

[–]VeteranKamikaze 0 points1 point ago

Reddit loves Nickelback. I see way more posts on here assuming anyone who dislikes their music is engaged in a circle-jerk than I see people claiming to dislike their music (I say claiming because Reddit has made it clear to me that this is an impossible opinion to genuinely have)

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[–]StewieBanana 7 points8 points ago

Obviously he had never been on the internet. If he had, he would realize they are terrible people

FTFY

[–]HimTiser 5 points6 points ago

People like you are the ones who continue this Nickelback hating trend. They don't make great music, but it isn't bad. Especially when you people treat it like the plague. There is MUCH WORSE music out there, that is ten times popular, Just look at the the top 100 songs in America right now, it is a fucking disgrace. So i recommend you hop off your hate-bandwagon. Not like I can do anything about it though.

/endrant

[–]pushkill 3 points4 points ago

They are corporate whores who make generic music that is peddled to the sheepish masses. They are just like KISS, the only thing that matters is that you buy your Nickelback album and t-shirt with your monster energy drink at Walmart. The people that control the band are the same ones who are over-charging for music and trying to restrict the internet. Money addiction is a bitch.

There are a ton of bands and groups like Nickelback, they are not special. What is special about them is that they are trying to carve their way into a genre of music that traditionally has exposed groups like this. The numetal/hardcore bandwagon they rode in on in the late 90's has finally died, which is why they are getting more and more country by the minute. Look at the massive shift of bands that used to be "rock" and are now identifying with the country crowd. Its because the audience is easy to sell to, just like the hard rock audience of the late 90's.

[–]HimTiser 1 point2 points ago

You are right on all counts. I just is a mystery why the hate is focused at only a few groups or "artists". It may be generic music but "artists" like Nicki Minaj just genuinely do not belong in the music industry, IMO. It should be a hatred towards what you describe and not a specific person(s).

[–]pushkill 1 point2 points ago

I hate Niki Minaj with all my heart. I think a lot of it has to to with the genre they are trying to latch on to. With boy bands, rap, pop, etc.. I am expecting them to be whores and know from the get-go. Nickelback, and especially Nickelback fans, tend to be in denial about this. There are a lot of rock bands that do the same thing Nickelback does, but they embrace it and wear it on their sleeve. Nickelbacks management seems to have this inane power to sneak Nickelback into hardrock playlists on radio, hence the extreme and pointed backlash from an audience.

[–]HimTiser 2 points3 points ago

Shit, never really thought about it that way. Maybe there is some actual sense to the continuing hatred. Well, I learned something today. Thanks mate.

[–]pushkill 0 points1 point ago

Yup! The same goes for film, TV, and video games. Certain labels/studios are only after your money, and there are franchises built with this in mind. Nickelback is simply a franchise, just like Call of Duty, Twilight, Oprah, MTV, reality television, American Idol, etc... The least amount of effort for the greatest amount of profit is win for these people, fuck the real artists who want to make it on their own and actually express any type of emotion in their work. Look how many remakes and sequels dominate these industries, its because it is the safe option to generate income.

I don't blame them, they see a weak point in the system (ie the masses) and hold so much power that the money flows in. The best thing you can do is to expose them and buy directly from the artists so bands like Nickelback aren't profitable enough to exist. There is not a large enough fanbase for Nickelback to continue on without the massive corporate sponsorship they have surrounded themselves with.

[–]NosyargKcid -2 points-1 points ago

Thank you! They've become one of those bands that are "cool to hate". They must be doing something right, since they keep making music and making money as well.

[–]brunettegirl17 4 points5 points ago

I'm confused.. Does reddit like or dislike Nicholas cage?

[–]crackdog -1 points0 points ago

Personally I wouldn't piss on him, if he was on fire.

[–]anti_rage 11 points12 points ago

Man, I can't get enough Nick Cage. The man is so entertaining.

[–]Mapekus 2 points3 points ago

HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS TO SIR CAMERON PO!

[–]Scalping_Ahead 3 points4 points ago

It's like a Mcdonalds in a Wal-Mart... Best of both worlds!!!

[–]digivolution 5 points6 points ago

I like it. NICHOLAS CAGE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

edit: not nickelback though. they suck.

[–]vertexvortex 4 points5 points ago

Here to make the image more offensive.

[–]kafro 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/lC1sl.gif

[–]worriedblowfish 6 points7 points ago

Obligatory reverse gif

[–]honi 4 points5 points ago

What a circle jerk of a joke. Something that isn't funny in itself but it gives everyone a chance to make a relevant joke and feel included

[–]Choooooch -4 points-3 points ago

It's funny if you think Nickelback or Nic Cage suck; if it's not funny to you, why take the time to post a comment? Don't you have a Nickelback concert to get to?

[–]honi 2 points3 points ago

You know what you're right, since laughter is subjective this can be funny, but this no way resembles a joke.

I post because i have thoughts on things.

[–]JamesEpep 7 points8 points ago

Cool more nickleback and nick cage jokes. How creative.

[–]FattyMcPatty 1 point2 points ago

Also ugg and croc jokes. I'm so impressed by the originality

[–]JamesEpep 1 point2 points ago

It's shameless pandering at its finest.

[–]FattyMcPatty 0 points1 point ago

They're even handing out downvotes. I'm shocked.

[–]remhawk99 -1 points0 points ago

There's even people posting sarcastic comments, implying that these jokes are beneath them. That's totally unpredictable.

[–]FattyMcPatty -1 points0 points ago

It's not even really about it being "beneath" anyone. It's just not funny. Trust me when i tell you my sense of humour is in no way refined, but you don't keep telling a joke after everyone already gets it.

We get it. People don't like these things. It stopped being funny a long time ago, like advice animals and sammich jokes.

[–]theorys 0 points1 point ago

IT'S GETTING BRAVE IN HERE....

[–]JamesEpep 0 points1 point ago

I hope this isn't what you consider brave.

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[–]JamesEpep 0 points1 point ago

It just annoys me kind of, I feel like a post like this just doesn't contribute anything. It's just not my cup of tea. And I figured I'd leave a comment saying that to get a general feel for who agrees with me. And judging by the one or two down votes it got. Not many people saw nor did they agree with me

Edit: apparently I didn't get as many down votes as I thought I did.

[–]FarmerTedd -1 points0 points ago

I like Nickelback and Nic Cage's movies too man, it's okay.

[–]JamesEpep 0 points1 point ago

I like a few Nickleback toons, and say bad things about Nick Cage but he was pretty great in Kickass. People are entitled to like what they want but at this point I feel like it's just a trend to hate on nickleback and nick cage for some reason.

[–]FarmerTedd 1 point2 points ago

Was joking about nickelback and didn't know they had cartoons out there, but Family Man is one of my Christmas movie staples.

[–]TroggyD 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why, but this pictured pissed right the hell off.

[–]pxndx64 1 point2 points ago

I would buy this album.

[–]vincentg777 1 point2 points ago

sad part is i bet you can find him with one of those hair cuts if you went through all his movies

[–]haulincube 1 point2 points ago

Maybe if this picture was "Presented by Tyler Perry"...

[–]sn1ckrs 1 point2 points ago

Now that's a bundle of sticks

[–]BobSeger 1 point2 points ago

Damn, that dude is side-piping like a mofo

[–]enlowmation 1 point2 points ago

I think I can one-up this... http://i.imgur.com/xbXj6.jpg

[–]Quachyyy 1 point2 points ago

Making fun of Nickleback AND Nicholas Cage?

SO BRAVE

[–]jstorm99 1 point2 points ago

That's high praise.

[–]loradey 1 point2 points ago

NSFW tag please.

[–]CumHere 0 points1 point ago

wow I automatically read it as Nickelback and didn't notice it was Nicolas Cage and said NickelCage for at least 5 seconds.

[–]Periculous22 0 points1 point ago

You don't say?

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]cycledude 0 points1 point ago

The picture is cropped but they are actually wearing crocs and uggs

[–]Aaya 0 points1 point ago

"...I think it moved."

[–]Ford_Thunderbird 0 points1 point ago

Never have listened to them but they must be good if their album cover has a 1959 Ford Thunderbird on it.

[–]papasmurf31 0 points1 point ago

Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh

[–]hungry138imp 0 points1 point ago

I was not expecting that. My god it's beautiful.

[–]frankyboy888 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you Nicolas Cage is awesome

[–]Nabonidus3 0 points1 point ago

I am arosed

[–]Anon_y_mous 0 points1 point ago

This might be a little overkill.

[–]redbeardo 0 points1 point ago

Nickelback is proof that even mediocre people can make it in this world.

[–]Beaumont21 0 points1 point ago

Well, I know what's in my nightmares tonight!

[–]SirDerpingson 0 points1 point ago

They should wear crocs and a bing/IE shirt as well.

[–]firebat707 0 points1 point ago

I just want to know does Reddit hate Nicolas Cage or just have a giant boner for him?

[–]Magic1al 0 points1 point ago

Strangely, the singer doesn't look any different...

[–]bsalper 0 points1 point ago

Don't care for Nickleback and I think Nick Cage have some decent movies out there (not recently). BUT what I DO care about is the Death Valley Sound Systems Killer Beats shirt the guy on the left is wearing. I have seen this shirt on House before and wanted one but can't fucking find it anywhere. anyone that can help out I greatly appreciate.

[–]10007638 0 points1 point ago

Guess who's not getting a boner for the rest of the month of June. This guy.

[–]raycluster 0 points1 point ago

Ah, yes. That's what american redditors find funny.

[–]twilightcatlady 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, whenever I was younger, I thought Nicolas Cage sung Nickelback.

[–]StaplerFingers 0 points1 point ago

the scary thing is that nicolas cage actually looks a bit similar to chad kroeger.

[–]RealityPriest 0 points1 point ago

My god the horror! This is all that is wrong!

[–]Daehgems 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, my reaction was the sensation of my scalp shrinking and then tingling.

[–]RetardedNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Dude, way to make it more offensive? Comic Sans! Just saying

[–]ch3lc_v 0 points1 point ago

My eyes are bleeding.

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't "Bieberback" be more offensive?

[–]nigrodamus7 0 points1 point ago

Burn it!

[–]reusablebattery 0 points1 point ago

How'd it get burned?!

[–]Figg1778 0 points1 point ago

Surely, Nickel-as Cage?

[–]M1A1TOMMY 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to fix this and put in Nigel burning a Nyan cat

[–]FireNiggerFruit 0 points1 point ago

hey fuck you man my kids were with me

[–]jax9999 0 points1 point ago

i can see the one on the second from the rights wee wee

[–]TY007MYBUTTY 0 points1 point ago

He is so sporting that semi-pump on purpose

[–]CHIEF_BIG_RIDGE 0 points1 point ago

I actually saw this before it was on Reddit. That is a first.

[–]goboatmen -1 points0 points ago

You saw a re-post on Reddit? Yep. Thats a first. so rare.

[–]CHIEF_BIG_RIDGE 1 point2 points ago

Not the first time I've seen a dick on Reddit though. It's probably just a repost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I've been saying this for years, Nicholas Cage is the Nickelback of acting.

[–]Kscaf 0 points1 point ago

Adaptation

[–]Zappadap -1 points0 points ago

Gross. Just gross.

[–]Leventhall -1 points0 points ago

Change the font to Comic Sans and it would be complete.

[–]AddictiveSoup -1 points0 points ago

Fucking really?

[–]nemptyr -1 points0 points ago

Or the greatest picture on the internet.

[–]donies -1 points0 points ago

I have no idea why but up until a couple years ago I fully believed that nick cage and nickleback were the same person.

[–]trowuhweigh991122883 -1 points0 points ago

Dear. God. Why.

[–]rootedVette -1 points0 points ago

I won't be able to sleep tonight.

[–]PrincessOfChina -1 points0 points ago

But I like Nickleback:)

[–]metalbladex4 -5 points-4 points ago

You don't say?

[–]FattyMcPatty -2 points-1 points ago

So I'm not the only one who thinks chad kind of resembles cage in the when we stand video

[–]Assassin_Ninja_Spy -2 points-1 points ago

...and here comes the shit storm associated with Nickelback...

[–]felixtre -2 points-1 points ago

where's the comic sans?

[–]LittleWho -2 points-1 points ago

I find it disgusting that hating Nickelback is a trend.

[–]Arcadian18 -2 points-1 points ago

You really wouldn't have to change the lead singers face. He already looks like Nicholas Cage.

[–]SquishyWizard -3 points-2 points ago

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