Seriously..fuck poison ivy.

PapaSmurfington · 2 months

/r/popping called, you have an appointment with them tomorrow at 3pm. Bring your own needle.

redditorforthemoment · 2 months

Fucking poison ivy seems counter-intuitive this far in the game

ninzaisaworm · 2 months

didn't somone pot a picture of this already and said it was burns..?

SimilarImage · 2 months

Age	User	Title	Reddit	Cmnt	Points
6 months	Sadgasmic	Dangers of Poison Ivy	here	20	15
10 months	lutheranian	I vow to find what poison sumac looks like and avoid it at all costs now.	here	204	174
1 year	aliaschicnine	Poison ivy rash - not for a weak stomach. :(	/r/pics	34	24

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RichDavi · 2 months

This seems more like something Harley Quinn would do...

FSMFLBlunts · 2 months

BOOMER!

shankshank · 2 months

if it offers any condolences, my lab is working on a compound that can be sprayed on the plants, destroying the urushiol that causes that reaction! and it's environmentally safe. :)

Silversilent · 2 months

I saw the NSFW and thought it was going to be this

MeniteTom · 2 months

This looks way more like the work of Giant Hogweed than poison ivy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleum_mantegazzianum

AaronoraA · 2 months

Omfg I wish I had that just to get a needle and pop that juicy ball of puss and see it squirting out from a tiny hole and wait till it flattens out and play with the loose skin all day.

silask93 · 2 months

holy fucking shit i'm glad i'm immune, i feel sorry for ya dude.

davocn · 2 months

First hospital and then pick up a script for steroids... As a long time sufferer of the Ivy I have a few tips... First a WARNING.. Do not go too far and burn yourself... Hot water... It is your savior... Get in the shower and slowly turn the hot water hotter and hotter and keep dousing the infected area until you cannot stand the heat and then still wave the infected area under the stream a few more passes. Histamine causes the itch and really hot water causes the infection to "dump" histamine. You will know you triggered the response when you feel a tingling feeling. AGAIN... do not burn yourself, be reasonable... The itch will subside in all treated areas for several hours... No joke... I know tons of people that do this every time they get the Ivy. Also, anything that dries the blisters will help them heal faster. Chlorinated pool water works well if you have a private pool that no one minds you soaking in for a few hours. I used to use a cup of bleach in my bathtub but I am not sure how safe that is...

eat_fish · 2 months

This picture was so gross I could smell it.

icehouse_lover · 2 months

I thought this had something to do with Batman. I'll be going now.

FixingGosling · 2 months

Yeah... she's definitely my least favorite Batman villain too.

FAdonkey905 · 2 months

Watch out! Boomer!

quaddile · 2 months

well thats what happens when you bathe in it

cupcakedemon · 2 months

That's a burn

sn33zie · 2 months

More like NSFL

BeKindImJustANoob · 2 months

Move to Hawaii. It's the only US state that doesn't have poison oak/ivy. There are a few other benefits too :-D

JTMTL · 2 months

Thanks for helping my diet.

IncredibleFalk1 · 2 months

Reminds me of Left 4 Dead.

Hockeygoalie35 · 2 months

ITS THE FLOOD!

jjdapirate22 · 2 months

i have seen this picture so many times

nickateen · 2 months

You must be INCREDIBLY allergic to poison ivy. I get a rash, but it doesn't look anything like that.

Nomad9611 · 2 months

Speaking of poison ivy... I once got in an argument with one of my friends who said that you won't actually get poison ivy unless the leaf is torn open. Pretty sure this is false.

falafel_raptor · 2 months

Definitely not poison ivy, probably poison parsnip.

WiteLite · 2 months

Funfact, you can boil the leaves and float out the oil to make poison ivy splash potions.

hgeyer99 · 2 months

wtf is that real? I am allergic to poison ivy.. (Meaning I can be within 10 feet of it and get it) I have had it 30+ times (I am 23) and its to the point where it doesnt itch or anything when I get it bc I am so used to it. I have NEVER had it that big or bad before though... and yes I have had it on hgeyer99 jr

EdgHG · 2 months

I saw the picture on the internet 6 months ago. The person who posted that is not the person in the picture.

AwkwardCuriosity · 2 months

The hell did you do... inject your self with poision ivy?

dookiemasterdave · 2 months

I had a similar thing happen to me. I was doing landscaping outside of a car dealership when I was in high school. I was weed wacking a bunch of bushes in shorts (bad idea). The weed wacker wicked up a bunch of tiny rocks that made small cuts in my legs while I was working and I didn't think of anything at the time. I weed wacked sooo much poison poison ivy plants and the juices went straight into my leg. Both my legs looked like this after a week and I needed steroid cream. It was really painfull and my legs turned all scaly like a reptile. It was fun to pop the big bubbles

PokeSalad · 2 months

GOD DAMMIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE REFERRING TO THE SUPER HERO.

AnViLLiaN- · 2 months

Whatever you do don't masterbate.

IPopOutOfCakes · 2 months

Because this is what I thought I'd get when I clicked your link. [NSFW]

xjpmanx · 2 months

Nice try boomer. You won't puke on me.

Rufdog2 · 2 months

And sadly - this is a huge xpost.. I used this picture about 5 years ago for health class. I googled "poison ivy rash" first page... http://allstop.com/poison-ivy-news/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/124873881074i7HJr.jpg

idodoap · 2 months

i don't see why this isn't safe for work.. this is a prime example for why it is unsafe to step foot outside of your cubical..

Kijamon · 2 months

That looks more like giant hogweed burns than poison ivy.

The giant hogweed sap gets on your skin and makes you very susceptible to IV light, hence the burns and the pustules.

ultimatomato · 2 months

And this, dear friends, is why we don't go OUTSIDE!

DrNarb · 2 months

This isn't Ivy...

Richard_4LM · 2 months

Logged in under my comics-specific account... forgot I'm still subscribed to /r/WTF under this account because there are some great ideas for horror comics in this sub... see post title... don't notice sub... assume it's a reference to the Batman rouge... open image...

tl;dr: ...thank my lucky stars I'm sitting on the toilet 'cause I'd have otherwise shit my pants.

Michi_THE_Awesome · 2 months

You should've gone to the ER rather than post this on Reddit. I'm still glad you posted this.

Oirek · 2 months

No dude... Don't fuck poison ivy, you'll regret it...

yourbuddyjoe · 2 months

Please stop abusing the nsfw tag

LSDerp · 2 months

It's pictures like these that make me thankful I'm immune to it.

TemporalShrewm · 2 months

Clicked this thinking it was Poison Ivy from Batman...

OnlyUsingForThread · 2 months

Why is this NSFW?

Dirk2014 · 2 months

That's NSFL, god damnit man.

thegloriouswombat · 2 months

What stops you from popping them?

JayGrayRiver · 2 months

Woah.

weaver2109 · 2 months

I have the strange, sudden urge to pop that big one...

OryxConLara · 2 months

"Gonna need an ocean... of calamine lotion.."

The Coasters

stefanocfb · 2 months

It appears the boils in the right picture on the wrist are suggesting anarchy

bornforthismegan · 2 months

They're staring at me...

samtheshow · 2 months

Hear I was thinking I had bad poison ivy...

TASTY_SANDWICH · 2 months

is it just me or is imgur down 99% of the fucking time now? Every fucking time.

g3n3p4rm3s4n · 2 months

So help me jobs go get yourself some prednisone stat!

tubbstosterone · 2 months

On the bright side, pump one of those things and you have a viral video. Well, something viral.

Freebychoice · 2 months

If you burn poison ivy or oak and breathe the smoke it affects your whole body.

muttonchopman · 2 months

Never eat a cashew, ever.

Whoa_Chill_Bro · 2 months

pee on it. it'll go away in less than twenty minutes.
i'm a doctor.

Obbyy · 2 months

This is what happens when I get poison ivy. I feel for you.

Pride_Of_Scotland · 2 months

BOOMER! QUICK! SHOVE IT BACK!

Barb-Beardskii · 2 months

Oh. MY.

Let's pop this shit.

clinicall · 2 months

If you didn't know, the roots of poison ivy are actually 10x more potent than the leaves. I've seen people come into the ER after they have been digging up weeds in their yard or making room for a garden, unbeknownst to them that even though they don't touch the leaf of a plant, the roots will literally make you want to die.

For your health.

PankyFlamingos · 2 months

Pop it, pop it, POP IT!!!

Zerocool1996 · 2 months

I would so pop all of those.

SgtMartinRiggs · 2 months

O my god the poison ivy ate the center of your body!!!

CRaftsman1459 · 2 months

I JUST WANNA POP IT!!!!!

reiverbell · 2 months

all i could think of was cheese on tortilla chips in the microwave

ruskeeblue · 2 months

You must be from the hills of Kentucky, now try to remember now .... its a three leaf plant.

pear_ball · 2 months

Looks like wild parsnip.

Peteyb99 · 2 months

And I thought my sunburn was bad...

DahnyGober · 2 months

I would be too afraid to come near that with a needle.

chadsexytime · 2 months

I used to get it like that. Hospital told my parents they thought I was a burn victim.

Ares1221 · 2 months

lame repost and title :/

Sprozz · 2 months

Is that what heroin is laced with these days?

PyronicEX · 2 months

After looking at this picture I would say... don't fuck poison ivy.

Puffy_Ghost · 2 months

That looks a lot more like a burn than a poison ivy rash :\

dandiddem · 2 months

FFFUUUuuUUuUuckk that

Miss_Mixmaster · 2 months

I get itchy just looking at that.

WhitePostIt · 2 months

Ah, severe allergy. I'm glad I was never allergic, but because I was outdoors so much and I never really cared, I got it all the time. Eventually my mom got fed up when the usual treatments stopped working and just took me to the doctor to get a steroid shot in my butt cheek. I never got poison ivy again.

arduz · 2 months

WOAH. WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I was not expecting that. :(

IonOtter · 2 months

Hospital. NOW. You are going to be introduced to Silvadine. Prepare to hate life for the next two weeks are your skin grows back.

brillke · 2 months

Ive never had a reaction to poison ivy. When my siblings and I were little, were would hide in the poison ivy and nobody ever found us. Hide-and-go-seek champion!

summertime1217 · 2 months

They should probably get that checked.

embarg0 · 2 months

And here I am, hoping for poison ivy porn.

WTF

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