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all 110 comments

[–]woeb0t 129 points130 points ago

This should be a T-shirt and it should be in my closet.

[–]Apocrypha 30 points31 points ago

The money is in my hand, someone just needs to make it.

[–]Sneaky_phil 16 points17 points ago

I agree someone make this and have my money

[–]robbie9000 25 points26 points ago

I suggest contacting the original artist, who DOES run a store, but doesn't have this particular design for sale. If people express interest, perhaps they'll be able to purchase them direct from the artist, rather than ripping it off like in USAF503's link.

[–]DeathToPennies 2 points3 points ago

Aaaaaand, that's what it sounds like right before your site crashes.

[–]Eggtruck 2 points3 points ago

A thousand times this.

[–]Sneaky_phil 1 point2 points ago

Thank you credit where credits due.

[–]USAF503 -1 points0 points ago

Here you go!

Edit: removed by request of the artist.

[–]robbie9000 1 point2 points ago

Jumping jpeg artifacts, Batman!

[–]Siethron 0 points1 point ago

thought "bubble" was "tube" for a little bit, ah the joys of dyslexia

[–]Sneaky_phil -1 points0 points ago

Thank you!

[–]TheGreenJesusSheep -1 points0 points ago

Aaaaaaaand, we have a winner!

[–]VodkaHappens 0 points1 point ago

I don't wear graphic tees, and I would buy this shit and wear it for sure.

[–]DAVENP0RT 11 points12 points ago

I think I may have found the source.

The t-shirt concept he has for it is bitchin'.

Here's his Threadless page, maybe we can get it printed.

[–]ManicParroT 1 point2 points ago

It's for sale as a print via society6, as he mentions on his page.

Here: http://society6.com/Neilss1

[–]scottneilsonconcepts 8 points9 points ago

Hey everybody I am the original artist DO NOT BUYthe red bubble copy this design (this is just a sketch of the design anyway) is up for scoring on splitreason.com http://www.splitreason.com/design/design_4e41bfd1348fa please vote I would buy it and also maybe send the sites owner (brian@splitreason.com) an email.

Just show him this post and say you would like the design printed and fingers crossed it does.If it doesn't get sold i promise i will upload it to my society6 store http://society6.com/Neilss1 as a t shirt.

Thanks for all the emails guys :D

[–]jctims1519 10 points11 points ago

Tis but a flesh wound

[–]niomosy 1 point2 points ago

Your arm's off!

[–]Jaguscoth 1 point2 points ago

No it isn't!

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 1 point2 points ago

well LOOK!

[–]niomosy 0 points1 point ago

I've had worse.

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 0 points1 point ago

YOU LIE!

[–]itsjustafleshwound 1 point2 points ago

Reporting in.

[–]trampus1 10 points11 points ago

I'll bet it's easier for him to drop the bass.

[–]Apotheosis91 3 points4 points ago

Wallpaper dimensions, please?

[–]Floopadoopa 0 points1 point ago

I just centred it and made the desktop colour white. Works like a charm.

[–]Botunda 1 point2 points ago

upvoted for pure, honest fucking originality

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 0 points1 point ago

upvote for kind words. i did not create this though

[–]Lateon 1 point2 points ago

I read that in a before-the-drop voice.

TIS BUT A SCRATCH BOWWWWWCHUCKACHUCKAWAHWAHetcetc

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 0 points1 point ago

Camelot remix anyone?

[–]labambamamba 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty novice with photoshop, but I had a pop at making this into a wallpaper:

http://i.imgur.com/RyFia.png

EDIT: Also in white http://i.imgur.com/SXXfo.png

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 1 point2 points ago

very nice sir

[–]BlackKn1ght 1 point2 points ago

Somehow i feel relevant...

[–]USAF503 12 points13 points ago

Here it is as a T-Shirt for anyone who wants one!

Edit: removed by request of the artist.

[–]DinViesel 2 points3 points ago

I'd buy a shirt if the drawing wasn't below average. There's some weird anatomy and perspective going on that makes it look like not a lot of attention was put in to it. Just an honest observation, and I hate to have to point it out, but seriously, take a close look at it and ask yourself if you want that on a shirt. Take away all the color and shadows, and you've got a weird, fucked up knight.

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 0 points1 point ago

Mind you're tongue! that's the black knight you're referring to..

[–]atomicoption 4 points5 points ago

Awesome! This is why I clicked on the comments button.

It's too bad American Apparel tshirts suck so much.

[–]Apocrypha 0 points1 point ago

Curious, why do you not like AA shirts?

[–]atomicoption 0 points1 point ago

They're super thin and they run a bit on the small side (but not small enough for me to go up to the next size)

[–]trolloc1 2 points3 points ago

Damn Americans and your good $20 shirts!

[–]ComoImports -4 points-3 points ago

Bought. Fuck yes

[–]poonerang 1 point2 points ago

I'll bite your bloody legs off!

[–]novicebater 2 points3 points ago

needs more crossfader.

[–]jacksokbrooks -1 points0 points ago

You can not have more of something you don't have.

[–]hockal00gy 0 points1 point ago

Yes you can. I currently do not have any hershey's bars. If I purchased a bag, I would have more than I do now. I really want some chocolate right now.

[–]jacksokbrooks -1 points0 points ago

But would you say "I want more chocolate." if you had none?

[–]wewtaco -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]jacksokbrooks 0 points1 point ago

No? If you just arrived at a restaurant and the server walked up and asked what you wanted would you say "I want some more steak."?

[–]realfinkployd 15 points16 points ago

If you don't get the reference, I don't want you on my Internet.

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 0 points1 point ago

agreed

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

I would love to hear a scratch artist get a TraktorPro clip of him saying different phrases then scratching the fuck out of it.

I can't. I am poor. Also- I only use vinyl. So.... yeah. ....

[–]03Titanium 0 points1 point ago

I would be so fucking broke if I bought all the cool t shirts I find. I hope I dont stop wanting cool t shirts if I ever make good money.

[–]aitigie 0 points1 point ago

How can he scratch with one hand?

[–]FlaredNostrils 0 points1 point ago

Droppin' beats and limbs.

[–]trantau 0 points1 point ago

This was made for me!

[–]Olivi-a-Green 0 points1 point ago

I love this movie.

[–]RookieMonster 0 points1 point ago

save, use as wallpaper.

[–]scottneilsonconcepts 0 points1 point ago

I will also make a wallpaper of it tonight guys (I'm in aberdeen for my friends degree show) when i get back to London i'll make a wallpaper of the finished one for everyone to download from my site :)

[–]unborncentaur 0 points1 point ago

I need this in poster form.

[–]velociraptorjockey 0 points1 point ago

I smiled until I saw tis but a scratch. Puns man, get me everytime.

[–]Jaksongitr 0 points1 point ago

This should be turned into a song. A groovy, dirty dubstep song.

[–]WubWarrior 0 points1 point ago

Anyone got it in wallpaper format?

[–]rotub 0 points1 point ago

tis a butt scratch

[–]wild_muppen_appeared 1 point2 points ago

Wrong arm... But otherwise awesome.

[–]Lynchboy 4 points5 points ago

IIRC he got both arms and legs cut off, so it doesn't really matter?

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler -2 points-1 points ago

Still ab better DJ than skrillex

[–]Tastygroove 0 points1 point ago

Knights are producers and live performance artists...duuuuhhhhh....

[–]akr8683 -1 points0 points ago

I feel that this joke has been waiting to be made for decades, and that now it can finally rest in peace

[–]amontes92 -1 points0 points ago

fuck. yes. i need this like he needs those limbs.

[–]HopefulWisdom -1 points0 points ago

Can someone make this into a shirt for me? I will seriously pay money to have this

[–]lindsay17 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 0 points1 point ago

then you are too young

[–]CaptainChunks -2 points-1 points ago

SUN BRO.

[–]DeHussey -1 points0 points ago

praise the suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[–]entbeard -2 points-1 points ago

We are the knights who say wub

[–]pearcewg -3 points-2 points ago

i wonder how many people on Reddit won't get that reference...it is a classic but long in the tooth.

[–]TallWhiteandNerdy[S] 0 points1 point ago

in the words of realpinkfloyd,
"If you don't get the reference, I don't want you on my Internet."