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[–]dlandry 15 points16 points ago

I see your Sparrow and raise you one Rick James: http://imgur.com/J2iEl

[–]Deathwish1909 2 points3 points ago

fuck your couch...

[–]AStabToTheEye 2 points3 points ago

[–]AdziiMate -4 points-3 points ago

IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!

[–]dlandry 0 points1 point ago

NO, I'M RICK JAMES, BEEYOTCH!

[–]SrslyNotAHipsterTtly 0 points1 point ago

Saw that one coming.

[–]Kistoff 48 points49 points ago

What?

[–]stoicpenguin 54 points55 points ago

There is a song called jar of hearts, by christina perri. The top part of the image references this song. And in one of the pirates of the carribean movies, captain jack sparrow finds the heart of davy jones, and stores it in a jar. Thats pretty much it.

[–]JeriMouse 29 points30 points ago

[–]Sallymander 6 points7 points ago

The Joker's dad also applies.

[–]JeriMouse 1 point2 points ago

Oooo. I never thought of that. My friend is going to enjoy that one. He loves the joker.

[–]CakesOfHate 2 points3 points ago

Story time!!! When my pap was younger he was roller blading down the road and as he was just gaining top speed a car door opened and the handle was sticking out. His mouth was open, and he caught the handle and tore his cheek. He still has his half- joker scar today. It makes me proud in a very strange way.

[–]JeriMouse 1 point2 points ago

That is one badass story.

[–]gfuller23 0 points1 point ago

Wait, so we actually know what caused the joker's scars? I thought it was intentionally left unspecified

[–]Sallymander 0 points1 point ago

He changed the story every time he tells it. One of them was his father. here http://youtu.be/VmJqPA5Vnj0

[–]Globalwarmingisfake 19 points20 points ago

So it is not funny then?

[–]bigheavyshoe 4 points5 points ago

Correct

[–]Foxhound199 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. I didn't catch either reference.

[–]shyronnie31 1 point2 points ago

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught a cold from the ice inside your soul!

[–]stoicpenguin 0 points1 point ago

I think I actually am catching a cold, so I kind of freaked out a little when I saw this in my inbox. Just thought I'd let you know.

[–]Kistoff 0 points1 point ago

ok, thanks for the explanation.

[–]TheJokerWasRight 7 points8 points ago

I'm a little confused by this image, but I'm extremely confused as to how it's been up for six hours, only has 17 comments, only two of them are asking "WTF does this mean?", and both of those comments have happened in the past 20 minutes.

[–]Kistoff 6 points7 points ago

Yea, I am clueless.

[–]bodi4111 17 points18 points ago

"Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?"

[–]pochaccomaru 18 points19 points ago

I got a jar of diiiiiirt I got a jar o diiiiiirt

[–]yascha 9 points10 points ago

THIS IS THE TALE

[–]Champie 6 points7 points ago

OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!

[–]bzdelta 8 points9 points ago

A PIRATE SO BRAVE

[–]Champie 5 points6 points ago

ON THE SEVEN SEAS!

[–]bzdelta 5 points6 points ago

A MYSTICAL QUEST

[–]Champie 8 points9 points ago

TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA,

[–]bzdelta 7 points8 points ago

RAVEN LOCKS SWAY,

[–]Champie 6 points7 points ago

ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE!

[–]bzdelta 6 points7 points ago

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY!

[–]scribeofmedicine 14 points15 points ago

AND MY AXE

[–]FinchFive 0 points1 point ago

of the jester of tortuga?

[–]tartay745 16 points17 points ago

I have absolutely no idea what this is in reference to or what is going on.

[–]MajeekRorschach -4 points-3 points ago

I think it's a reference to Pirates of the Caribbean. Thank me later.

[–]hubbawubba 17 points18 points ago

Is that Steven Tyler in the top image?

[–]copyandpasta 7 points8 points ago

Livin on the EDGE

[–]mishugana 3 points4 points ago

Wait, the lyrics are jar of hearts?
That makes a lot more sense than Jar of Farts.

[–]DTL918 2 points3 points ago

She's way too concerned with the guy actually collecting the jar than what it contains.

[–]K3fka 0 points1 point ago

I came here for a comment critiquing the grammar of the lyrics; I was not disappointed.

[–]captainjacksparrow 2 points3 points ago

yes. yes i am.

[–]dinkleberg92 8 points9 points ago

Couldn't help hearing her singing "a jar o'farts" in that song!

[–]avfc41 4 points5 points ago

[–]DebacleRoberts 1 point2 points ago

ctrl+farts

I thank you.

[–]J4k0b42 1 point2 points ago

Link?

[–]johnny_van_giantdick 1 point2 points ago

And now I want to watch pirates of the caribbean

[–]BigRedHair 1 point2 points ago

So glad that song is no longer played.

[–]Mileskitsune 1 point2 points ago

to those who are confused, they are song lyrics, don't know whose but they're on my mp3 anyway. and jack has/had a heart in the jar, well he did for like a minute but he looked away and captain defect stole it

[–]matebeatscoffee 1 point2 points ago

I want a girlfriend with that kind of taste in clothing and hair styling. I get so turned on! _

[–]CapnCrayg 1 point2 points ago

Was expecting Zelda reference. Left disappointed.

[–]Harrasshole 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly!

[–]evilcupcake9534 1 point2 points ago

I got a jar of diirt, i got a jar of diirt, i got a jar of diirt, and guess whats inside it?

[–]McDerpenstein 1 point2 points ago

Ayee see what you did there...

[–]UEC0101 1 point2 points ago

[–]gulljack 0 points1 point ago

That's more of a James bond thing

[–]EagleBurn 0 points1 point ago

That was a well done music video.

[–]subtly_irrelevant 0 points1 point ago

So this is what happens when reddit tries to make OC.

[–]cuntstep 0 points1 point ago

Proof that anything will be upvoted on Cake Day

[–]Killingyousmalls[!] 0 points1 point ago

Sorta but not entirely relevant

[–]Aihwa 0 points1 point ago

The Lonely Island is always relevant.

[–]Asabetyyy 0 points1 point ago

AHAH i cant imagine why people would downvote this post. i seriously cracked up. simple jokes are alwasy the best, imo.

[–]SirWinston 0 points1 point ago

I was slightly disappointed with this.... My mind was hoping for a jar of hearts not a jar of dirt with ONE heart. One that isn't even visible :(

[–]she-giles 0 points1 point ago

Lookin' in windows, knockin' on doors, they need to take seven and they might take yours...

[–]drillpill 0 points1 point ago

THUMP THUMP!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]king_hippo77 0 points1 point ago

Hate that song and didn't like this sequel... but somehow the joke worked for me.

[–]AgentKilroy 0 points1 point ago

A man after my own heart.

[–]wandreas 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be similar to "bathtub full of brains"?

[–]trendynick 0 points1 point ago

I like to think it's "jar of farts"

[–]sceneyweenie 0 points1 point ago

"dirt...this is a jar a of dirt."

[–]SrslyNotAHipsterTtly 0 points1 point ago

LINK BITCH

[–]MadModderX 0 points1 point ago

Happy Cake day!

[–]JACKfuckinSPARROW 0 points1 point ago

I approve this.

[–]mpv81 0 points1 point ago

That is one of the lamest, whiniest songs I've ever heard. It gets played at work all the time. Sounds like a 15 year old wrote it. Just wanted to pop in and say fuck this song.

[–]xiaou 0 points1 point ago

Is Steven Tyler making rock videos in drag again? I don't get this...

[–]Littleabby12 -1 points0 points ago

He had a jar of dirt not a jar of hearts...

[–]lizzzard01 0 points1 point ago

The jar of dirt had a heart in it...

[–]Littleabby12 0 points1 point ago

After a certain part.

[–]kpteabo -3 points-2 points ago

I actually really enjoyed that. Happy cake day!

[–]rareturtle -4 points-3 points ago

Happy cake day!