Lets not lie, who else's weekend is exactly like this?

webby_mc_webberson · 4 months

There is at least 3 instances of 'masturbate' missing.

LG03 · 4 months

Let's not lie, who else's last five years have been exactly like this?

In my case at least.

FatCheeseMan · 4 months

Only weekends?

SSammich · 4 months

It looks like you forgot, so please try and remember to link to the original artist next time :)

ipromack · 4 months

There isn't nearly enough food in here.

superchunky · 4 months

dude thats my fucking life

funnymonk15 · 4 months

I don't know about you guys, but I pee a lot more often than that.

N2KTachko · 4 months

mines not i work weekends... :(

ZsaFreigh · 4 months

You sleep too much.

NowISeeTheFunnySide · 4 months

Repost. Dr_KarmaMiner is just a reposting account.

jon_laing · 4 months

I'm happy to say I actually spend less time on the internet during the weekend. Of course I work in front of a computer all week, so Reddit and the Internet is an inevitability.

David_Jay · 4 months

I'm on summer vacation. Everyday is like this. I'm so bored.

devilz_devilz · 4 months

few masturbate few get high

borscht_blues · 4 months

I just got my tonsils out, so for the past few days I have been on the couch, drugged up, going through this cycle multiple times each day and it is wonderful.

Ezmchill · 4 months

Let's add drinking alone at least once. D:

oozles · 4 months

Replace weekend with summer.

Icouldbeanyone · 4 months

Remove some internets with [sex/masturbation - drinking - Diablo 3 - Battlefield 3] and you have my weekend.

sabourcc · 4 months

You forgot the booze

weemee · 4 months

What the fuck is even on tv anymore?

HairlessSasquatch · 4 months

This is my every day unemployed life.

berniens · 4 months

pretty well sums it up most times

juliam22 · 4 months

more eating is involved in my day

sigaven · 4 months

The figures should at least be placed on the right positions on the clock...go to sleep at 5 AM, get up at 2 PM.

Arrpea · 4 months

Weekend life? Thats my entire life..Feelsbadman

makehermeme · 4 months

this is painfully true

john-ie-jo-jo · 4 months

Still hitting the 2 year old posts out of the park eh? (See OPs username, and all other posts)

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/aqt4n/lets_not_lie_who_elses_weekend_is_exactly_like/

gummyvitamins · 4 months

Let's not lie, who else's weekend is as shitty as this.

GrooveCombo · 4 months

/r/getmotivated

GldRush98 · 4 months

Nope. I spent 6 hours picking out a new bathroom with the wife. You see what getting married gets you.

dumbkid · 4 months

My entire life since I turned 12

scrappy1988 · 4 months

Needs more beer.

themightyAdam · 4 months

You forgot the wake up/before sleep Smart phone browse.

EightThirtyFive · 4 months

*summer vacation. for me at least?

Agonzy · 4 months

HA, please This is my Weekday schedule

lenchmob · 4 months

Read this anti clockwise. Still made sense.

sabatonpanda · 4 months

For me, 9 hours of sleep and 6 of internet are replaced with arting.

I don't sleep much.

jhoudiey · 4 months

nope. i have one of those things i like to call a job. thus, i don't have that thing some people refer to as "weekends"

phriend2spin · 4 months

Damn people, you only get one life, don't waste it. I enjoy reddit as much as the next guy but still find time for real life experiences.

Legion299 · 4 months

I did this and stayed up to 3, teenager here still /w parents, and my dad got so pissed and grounded me from the computer for a week... fuck that 2 hours overtime I did was NOT worth it

tehpatriarch · 4 months

I'm unemployed so, that's pretty much every day for me

lookieausername · 4 months

Not for me. My computer is dead. All I get to do is stare at the lack screen.

Kretek_Kreddit · 4 months

A little more food, a lot more beer and a bit of sex.

smash790 · 4 months

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septimus379 · 4 months

Mine

Connor6 · 4 months

I can't see it.

NewDrekSilver · 4 months

Yeah... :/

angermom · 4 months

My husband's is exactly like this. Hell, even some weekdays.

your_the_idiot · 4 months

I eat more than this.

Illford · 4 months

last summer, hell yea! this summer, 72 hour work weeks.

itslikeboo · 4 months

Mine's kind of like that. Sometimes I go to a bar alone, sometimes I get laid, sometimes I go out of the house and do things. I usually work out or do something healthy and fulfilling somewhere in there.... but there's a lot of innernets also

IHOPancake14 · 4 months

This describes my Saturday perfectly.Sunday has a couple hours of Mythbusters interrupting internet time.

DetectiveObvious · 4 months

Bedtime starts at 6:00

aronlb96 · 4 months

Summer life...

CmonTouchIt · 4 months

...god damnit

Lord_Vectron · 4 months

Hehehe... Yeah... Weekend.

bd58563 · 4 months

This isn't just the weekend for me.

ValhallaSinking · 4 months

kezza596 · 4 months

Shamefully, yes

d0m1n4t0r · 4 months

Every day :(

trashitagain · 4 months

Me, but I don't think its that funny anymore.

ChasingShad0ws · 4 months

I thought the pillow was a hand at first!

Deadrocks · 4 months

I food at least twice.

plane0 · 4 months

Were on Reddit. Do you think anybody's ISN'T like this??

tastypinetree · 4 months

More like my entire summer.

The_Spectacle · 4 months

replace about three or four of those internet hours with napping for me

KingN · 4 months

On weekends I try to actually make plans

i2WalkedOnJesus · 4 months

No bathroom breaks?

darkhindu · 4 months

Mine looks closer to this.

VelocityVandetta · 4 months

I went to mall with my friends yesterday. Am I making progress?

raddisease · 4 months

I work weekends. This is is my Thurs/Fri.

youbetrippen · 4 months

I go potty a couple of times within that cycle...then again, I'm also on the internet while I go potty.

supermoose · 4 months

In the winter, sometimes.

12khfan44 · 4 months

I went to a funeral this weekend.

keberos · 4 months

Weekend? That's my DAILY life...

IDisappoint · 4 months

We are forgetting AM and PM.... according to this I sleep more than the average person and eat twice a day. which is highly innacurate.... I eat atleast 4 times a die and sleep about half the average person... but the rest of the schedule is about spot on...

felchmaster · 4 months

Go outside. Real quick.

bl33t · 4 months

my weekend? i'm currently unemployed, this is my life.

GuitarGuy93 · 4 months

I work on the weekend... -_-

Whats_a_narwhal · 4 months

Weekend life? More like everyday life.

amazingnachos · 4 months

It's missing Halo Multiplayer, IPA, and candy.

zeldachick182 · 4 months

Having sex should also be in there?

JunkintheBattleTrunk · 4 months

That my friend is a work day, not a weekend.

ca_michelbach · 4 months

There's a lot of alcohol missing from this.

arloun · 4 months

This is back! A buddy of mine in high school made the original 3+ years ago.

CoReCicero · 4 months

When you play competitive starcraft, replace every other internet with Starcraft, and all the sleeps with starcraft. and the eat with starcraft. I need to play more starcraft.

NJ_Lyons · 4 months

Lets not lie, who else's summer is exactly like this?

baemey · 4 months

Fairly accurate, except I didn't actually get out of bed to use the computer.

that_one_asian25 · 4 months

Well mine's exactly like that but I have a life.

TransducerX · 4 months

Ah, it's supposed to go clockwise.

[deleted] · 4 months

Well, I don't have a car so I can't go out at night. During the day I bike, but other than that, yeah. Summer = everyone out of town. :/

ansemstudyy · 4 months

Thats my motherfucking summer.

forever alone

drahcir30 · 4 months

Thank you! This is my life.

Sector_Corrupt · 4 months

Not since I took up running! Now it's wake up, internet for hours, run, shower, internet for hours. Slightly improved!

max9221 · 4 months

Mine has more food involved.

MyFishDied · 4 months

nope. That's my work week.

emptyhead61 · 4 months

This is exactly me at the moment, as both my housemates are seeing their parents this weekend.

Zolty · 4 months

Worked job 1 until 6pm on friday, got off got drunk fell asleep at 10. Woke up 6am worked job 2 until 3pm. Visited Mother in law in the hospital until 5p got called into job 1 until 7pm. Going to sleep now.

Legoben · 4 months

Good to know its not only me.

Ixilary · 4 months

Mine is very close, but I tend to do a bit more than just stay on the internet, although that does take up most of my time.

Jackeroo2 · 4 months

If you include gaming then yes, definitely

mcsweeny · 4 months

That's fucked, get outside you slob

kickulus · 4 months

days are 24 hours, clocks are 12. There's an issue here

FeikoW · 4 months

Yep, it's like that, only slightly rotated. I shouldn't be awake at 4:52am, fuck this, going to sleep now.

ABadPerson2 · 4 months

and the lucky ones get to sit in front of a computer during the week. YOLO! :D

TTPKacey · 4 months

That's my usual weekend. Though my weekend contains much less sleeping. I go to bed between three and six.

ItsBobDoleYo · 4 months

If weekend=summer then yes, absolutely

jade911 · 4 months

Lol you guys need to get a hobby to break things up a little. I just spent 5 hours on my motorcycle and 2 hours at a really nice cafe with my biker mates. I'm currently defrosting at home (winter here in NZ atm, clear blue skies though) and am about to watch batman in bed with my fiancee.

girlonfirex12 · 4 months

Weekend life? Everyday life!

nuts4coconuts · 4 months

There's some more internet between bed and sleep

penis-butter · 4 months

Ahhh to be a kid again.

cellio11 · 4 months

I am glad it's not just me

DrPingu76 · 4 months

I really wish this wasn't true.

Joejoebinkz · 4 months

hell, i made it through that loop about 3.5 times today alone....

icalledshotgun · 4 months

Not me?

J4S1X · 4 months

Mine only consists of work and sleep. I don't get a so called, "weekend."

Carbon_Dirt · 4 months

sigh

Sometimes I get nostalgic for the single life ):

Starchyrice · 4 months

Needs more food.

AlteredQ · 4 months

Let's not lie, how many fucking times has this been reposted.

BretonwasHere · 4 months

Loser, hum humpf

keshav108 · 4 months

I know nobody will give a fuck, but I don't do that only during weekends. Being on holidays, I kinda do it everyday.

KCkento · 4 months

i eat 3 times a day or more like normal people. also, i go to the bathroom.

indeed00 · 4 months

the whole summer will be like this

emorockstar · 4 months

Does not compute. Error: I have children.

KMartProduct · 4 months

I saw this a few hours ago, I swear there were more faces added since I started drinking...

kettleer · 4 months

How bout making an effort to get up and do something? It really isn't that hard.

Thirdyearfreshmen · 4 months

I wish! The waterpark I work at is extremely busy all weekend so I usually work 12 hour shifts. I wish I could do this :(

anemomous · 4 months

That's p much my daily life.

WaruiKoohii · 4 months

Mine used to be, but I've since made an attempt to have a life.

Kennian · 4 months

you forgot Beer...there should be beer in there

brandon_14 · 4 months

lol not only my weekends but my weekdays

kidaokcomputer · 4 months

This is my everyday. D: I need to get a life.

dinogoesmoo · 4 months

I try to throw in some exercise :p

smiles11 · 4 months

Well, shit.

deboed88 · 4 months

If by weekend you mean my life then sure you hit the nail on the head.

claudesoph · 4 months

*Let's

[deleted] · 4 months

Wow, there's no way I'd get up that early.

F4nta · 4 months

There is a huge part of "going out" missing...

gallardoelise · 4 months

Repost

jizzquiz · 4 months

There was a time, for years, where this was me.

Never again.

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