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[–]linkingday 250 points251 points ago

You crack yourself up by showing yourself pictures you found on the internet? I think we all crack ourselves up in that case.

[–]exiledprime 16 points17 points ago

This comment made me laugh, therefore I wrote it. I'm hilarious just like OP!

[–]Whickno 109 points110 points ago

implying that's OC

[–]NotaMethAddict 61 points62 points ago

Rule of thumb: Every iPhone conversation ever is fake.

[–]CartmanVT 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, when I post my iPhone conversations I always remember that I don't own an iPhone. To not look poor and uncool, I use the powers of the internet to rewrite my messages to look like I have an iPhone. But now some people on Reddit know... Which means there's only about an hour before the hive mind knows...

[–]pants_full_of_pants 1 point2 points ago

Not to mention, probably a repost.

[–]YoureInAGhostStory 19 points20 points ago

[–]crime_and_oats 5 points6 points ago

>not knowing how to imply properly on reddit

>2012

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 56 points57 points ago

Seriously, if you find something on the internet, just assume someone on reddit has already seen it.

[–]Krall12 12 points13 points ago

And if you actually texted that, assume someone on reddit has already seen it.

[–]kelscarriere 45 points46 points ago

WHY DO PEOPLE STILL THINK THEY CAN TRICK THE INTERNET?!

[–]NotaMethAddict 13 points14 points ago

Because karma.

[–]MTGandP 6 points7 points ago

Up there I see 733 karma saying it worked.

[–]GhostSongX4 4 points5 points ago

Why do you get offended when they try? Assume it's a lie, laugh at the funny and move on. What is so hard about that?

[–]flamants 3 points4 points ago

because they fucking can. for as lazy and and untrue as this is, it's still on the front page of /r/funny.

[–]jackdarton 36 points37 points ago

Why do you crack yourself up? This is one of the oldest known funny back and forths on an iPhone.

[–]panda_nectar 10 points11 points ago

I like that. I'm gonna start calling my texts "back and forths."

[–]ScalySalmon 10 points11 points ago

I've seen this before, its not you.. haha

[–]reddit_on_hardmode 16 points17 points ago

Apparently, I'm the only person who noticed your name. This is still stupid, though.

[–]struggan 4 points5 points ago

Downvote for Doctor "OP" DickMiner and upvotes all around for you fine commenters!

[–]Shock_Value 19 points20 points ago

Nothing has never not happened as much as this didn't happen.

[–]Linton58 2 points3 points ago

You'll be shocked at how much it never happened.

[–]thewooboost 11 points12 points ago

Why? It's a re-post, and an unfunny one at that.

[–]Pyrrhic_failure 2 points3 points ago

Siglemic?

[–]Eridiel 2 points3 points ago

This is the grill's urn!

[–]nomorefappingforme 1 point2 points ago

Exactly my thoughts. But was it the urn?

[–]Kairick 5 points6 points ago

If I ever find you, I'm going to throw poo in your face. Because your brain is obviously slightly devolved from the rest of us, almost chimp like, and you like to show us shit we have already seen. So I praise you with more shit, to your face.

[–]buttontufting 1 point2 points ago

I love how the reaction was simply "Oh" hahahhaha

[–]Brouje 1 point2 points ago

do you sometimes turn into a completely different peson, specifically the one who posted this about 3 years ago? If not, then I am not amused and you should not be either.

[–]zombiezelda 1 point2 points ago

Oh

[–]orphan_tears 1 point2 points ago

[–]KC_Newser 1 point2 points ago

At the time of this comment, this post has 735 upvotes. Fuck you reddit. Fuck. You.

[–]_Rick_Astley 0 points1 point ago

that's not you. that's a definite repost.

[–]dkl415 0 points1 point ago

The funniest part is, George Foreman named his daughters Georgetta, so it almost works. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Foreman#Family.

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 0 points1 point ago

only one is named that... the boys are all georhe

[–]Siksnihn 0 points1 point ago

ARGHHH FUCK YOU

[–]averagejoe1994 0 points1 point ago

I wanna know who keeps upvoting this shit

[–]sadistmushroom 0 points1 point ago

I downvoted you to 666 you devious bastard.

[–]BioSim00 0 points1 point ago

Professor Oak sent you a text?

[–]reksbanner 0 points1 point ago

Get out

[–]mattcnz 0 points1 point ago

It's time to play everyone's favorite game: guess the last digit!

[–]prettyraddude 0 points1 point ago

The person didn't spell "girl" wrong in the first place, they just added an l at the end.

[–]DrMonocle 4 points5 points ago

The person didn't spell "girl" wrong in the first place, they just added an l at the end.

How is that not misspelling?

[–]prettyraddude -1 points0 points ago

OP responded with "I'm a grill" I guess, mocking the way it was spelled? OP probably read it wrong, I'm not saying it wasn't a misspelling.

[–]dutch010 0 points1 point ago

I have the inability to crack myself up

[–]pibroch -1 points0 points ago

Ok, this was funny, whomever did it.

[–]subtly_irrelevant -2 points-1 points ago

This link's a reproposterisation everybody!

[–]GearsOfZelda -3 points-2 points ago

They didn't spell it grill, just girl with an extra l at the end.