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[–]TheYuppieWord 93 points94 points ago

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I'm almost positive she is quoting this song.

[–]DDB- 29 points30 points ago

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I immediately though the same thing, though the girl OP posted doesn't seem nearly as physically unattractive as the subject of Paisley's song.

[–]Durpadoo 13 points14 points ago

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Probably thinks she is though.

[–]pancakehiatt 1 point2 points ago

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Or says she is for attention.

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[–]ugly_dog 8 points9 points ago

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orly?

[–]albinomike 1 point2 points ago

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I love it when that happens

Good Job

[–]bearcatshark 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea what I'm doing.

[–]Luthos 9 points10 points ago

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But women are never as unattractive as they think they are.

[–]notsobsequious 0 points1 point ago

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Said by a dude who would bone anything...

[–]TheYuppieWord 0 points1 point ago

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Proof that your past on reddit will come around and bite you in the ass.

[–]albinomike 0 points1 point ago

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just like herpes in real life...

[–]notsobsequious 0 points1 point ago

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Some days I could bite my own ass.

Should I put that quote on my resume?

[–]coodrough568 0 points1 point ago

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yea its always ass backwards. gorgeous girls believe they are unattractive or ugly, fat girls think they're hot and that every guy wants them. ughhh

[–]johnnygrant 4 points5 points ago

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"I'm too much woman for you"

yes yes you are

[–]Iggyhopper 1 point2 points ago

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Wat.

Unattractive girls know they are unattractive too. The overgrown ego can be attributed to anyone.

[–]SharksInSuits -1 points0 points ago

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No, gorgeous girls are fishing for compliments.

[–]GorgeouslyHumbl 1 point2 points ago

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Can't stand ya!

[–]ShouldBeZZZ 18 points19 points ago

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George Costanza is 10x cooler than this Brad Paisley fellow.

[–]shmeed -1 points0 points ago

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word

[–]no_you_didnt_my_bad -3 points-2 points ago

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I think you accidentally a word.

[–]Fredericktonian 3 points4 points ago

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That she is my friend

[–]DutchingtonNJ 0 points1 point ago

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Your friend stole my heart

[–]buffbloom 6 points7 points ago

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Can't believe I just listened to that entire song.

[–]TheYuppieWord 2 points3 points ago

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I can. It's pretty well written, in my opinion.

[–]meetthewalrus 1 point2 points ago

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Country music gets a bad rap, but there are actually a lot of talented musicians going into country

[–]DarthYoda2594 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta say, I'm no country fan by any stretch but I thought it was pretty nifty

[–]TheChosenOne013 1 point2 points ago

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First thing I thought of. Saw Brad Paisley in concert every past few years. The first year we went we got this shot of him during this song. There is not any zoom:

http://i.imgur.com/6w6it.jpg

[–]swagtech 0 points1 point ago

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i'm not too into country music, but brad paisley really breaks the "boring country" mold. His stuff is really fun

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[–]markelliott 5 points6 points ago

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HammerThymeGun

Redditor since:2011-07-05 (11 months and 10 days)

Comment Karma: -13185

real dedication, friend. wp.

[–]illiter-it 1 point2 points ago

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You know it's a quote from a song right?

[–]maxx159 1 point2 points ago

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Your comment is bad and you should feel bad

[–]TheYuppieWord 0 points1 point ago

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Does making an ass of yourself on the internet make you feel better?

[–]ray_quazawski -1 points0 points ago

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Fail troll is fail

[–]webby_mc_webberson 49 points50 points ago

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"I'm a big deal on reddit.com"

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I had a friend introduce me to someone by saying "Dude this guys got 30000 karma" The kid was freaking proud of himself for it to.

[–]Dsch1ngh1s_Khan 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man.. only 20k more karma to go until I become a real life legend!

[–]radicalheadphone 20 points21 points ago

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"Do you make any money off being an Internet celebrity?"

"No, but I-"

Girl leaves.

"THE KARMAAAAAAAAA, IT'S...BUT KARMAAAAAAAAA!"

[–]Faaaabulous 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, so karma doesn't impress the girls? What have I been doing with my life these past few months...?

[–]radicalheadphone 14 points15 points ago

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Commenting to gain the approval of random strangers on the Internet by virtue of a meaningless numerical value despite the fact that the approval is applied via a simple mouse-click and your impression is quickly forgotten?

[–]animate_object 4 points5 points ago

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And that really doesn't impress girls? Are you sure?

[–]radicalheadphone 4 points5 points ago

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Testing will be needed. Get a camera and tell girls you have a lot of Internet points, film reactions, post back here.

animate_object will surely deliver. Waits patiently.

[–]RiPotato 0 points1 point ago

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Because it's worked before....... inmydreams...

[–]NotaMethAddict 1 point2 points ago

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What am I doing with my life?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Wait bu.... :(

[–]notsobsequious 1 point2 points ago

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If I weren't happily married, I would leave my husband for you and your karma!

[–]theseheartswontstop 0 points1 point ago

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I am a female and I am impressed by karma.

[–]_jeth 4 points5 points ago

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I'm big in Japan!

[–]IndifferentMorality 2 points3 points ago

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Like, Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.

_jeth has fear? A thousand times no!

[–]_jeth 0 points1 point ago

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That was AWESOME. Thank you!

[–]SchlagerNinja 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ImNotJesus 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait, I'm going to trade in my karma for the reddit snowglobe. Bitches love snowglobes

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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If someone told me that I'd probably slit my wrists in front of that person in the hopes of causing him/her lifelong emotional trauma.

[–]animate_object 0 points1 point ago

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That might be a little over the top.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe, but i'd be hilarious!

[–]KiiLLBOT 56 points57 points ago

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OP could have at least blurred out her surname.

[–]TheYuppieWord 30 points31 points ago

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The fact that you used surname instead of last name makes me feel distinguished.

[–]ImNotJesus 1 point2 points ago

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Is that a thing? Is one more proper than the other?

[–]TheYuppieWord 1 point2 points ago

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Surname is much more proper than last name.

[–]KiiLLBOT 0 points1 point ago

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I'm British so i'm used to saying 'Surname'

[–]Mikeavelli 0 points1 point ago

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I've come to expect a certain amount of class from users named KiiLLBOT

[–]DracoX872 5 points6 points ago

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Too many emily elkins in this world, I'm mutual friends with one tho

[–]DarthYoda2594 1 point2 points ago

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Mutual friends with someone who looks pretty close to the same. Small world.

[–]DracoX872 0 points1 point ago

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small internetz

[–]thederrrek 0 points1 point ago

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im mutual friends with THIS emily elkins, soooo i get karma right?

edit: nope :(

[–]phooka 1 point2 points ago

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But this way I get to facebook stalk.

[–]barristonsmellme 8 points9 points ago

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Paisley fan?

[–]gunstar69 20 points21 points ago

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All the creepers google emily elkins!

[–]Bohzee 4 points5 points ago

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All the creepers google emily elkinsssssssss...!

FTFY

[–]skakruk -1 points0 points ago

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If someone already found her facebook account, he could share it, obviously it's only for science and nothing else.

[–]ltkillroy 12 points13 points ago

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I'm really glad a bunch of redditors are agreeing with a quote from a country song. It makes me happy, in a cynical and postmodern kind of way.

[–]HappyDays7 7 points8 points ago

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Maybe Brad Paisley is a lot cooler online because the people he talks to don't realize he's a country musician.

[–]thatfilthyfive 4 points5 points ago

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Speaking as a non-country fan, he's actually a pretty cool guy IRL. And plays guitar way better than his shitty songs allow for.

[–]cjuprotennis 0 points1 point ago

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Hands down one of the best living guitar players.

[–]thatfilthyfive 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno about that, but I interned at a studio where one of his albums was being completed and was impressed by both the fact that he and his wife were so super nice to me, and by his warm-up shreds.

[–]Ry_Gor 0 points1 point ago

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That might be stretching it...

[–]Legitdoctor 12 points13 points ago

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"I'm so much cooler online, check out all of that karma."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But i have even MORE karma. Comment karma counts, right guys?

[–]Legitdoctor 2 points3 points ago

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Well, in my case it does...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Who am i to argue with a doctor?

[–]Legitdoctor 2 points3 points ago

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Someone who made me feel uncomfortable and belittled with their name.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry, i'm actually talking to the guy reading over your shoulder.

[–]Legitdoctor 4 points5 points ago

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I have to hand it to ya, i turned around.

[–]CobaltFang 9 points10 points ago

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im pretty confident in saying that im about 75% as cool in real life as i am online

[–]UnderDogs 15 points16 points ago

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man, I feel sorry for you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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1024 comment karma, 7 months

[–]RouseHouse1013 1 point2 points ago

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1252 comment karma, 5 months and 8 days

[–]x755x 1 point2 points ago

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6958 comment karma, 9 months 14 days

[–]Punkgoblin 1 point2 points ago

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That's one exact kilobit! Who's the cool one now?

[–]MNREDR 0 points1 point ago

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And twenty days!

[–]Taterpugg 3 points4 points ago

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I like to think so, but then people see "pug" in my username.

[–]StepOfDub 4 points5 points ago

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Pugs are fucking hardcore.

[–]imaginemehere 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only person with negative self image that doesn't just stop when I get to the internet?

[–]obeythed 2 points3 points ago

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Nope.

[–]user_name2 14 points15 points ago

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I can see why, she's pretty hot in real life...

I'll show myself out.

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 3 points4 points ago

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But... this photo... is on the internet.

I think you've lost touch with the boundary between real-life and the internet.

[–]haiku-bot 1 point2 points ago

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Your comment as a haiku:
I can see why, she's
pretty hot in real life...
I'll show myself out.
For feedback please send me an orangered

[–]intripletime 0 points1 point ago

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I mean, this was terrible, but I doubt I'll ever hear another temperature-related joke, so you get points for originality.

[–]Vaypo 2 points3 points ago

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Me three.

[–]NotTheNews 2 points3 points ago

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*Me too, Emily. Me too.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 8 points9 points ago

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[–]TesticleToe 3 points4 points ago

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That site has literally aaanything.

[–]ccostco13 2 points3 points ago

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That awesome moment when you know the person in the picture on the front page of reddit!

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[–]ccostco13 0 points1 point ago

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it depends on who is asking :)

[–]breenisgreen 1 point2 points ago

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And now we wait for the stalkers.

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[–]Punkgoblin 4 points5 points ago

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[–]intripletime 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think that's a fantastic idea.

[–]SchlagerNinja 1 point2 points ago

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inb4 posts pic and someone else says "I'll be there in 30 minutes".

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Why would anyone go there? She obviously is much cooler just like this.

[–]SchlagerNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Because this. (Where it all began)

[–]ccostco13 0 points1 point ago

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actually, i live next door to her too... this is really weird...

[–]skizfrenik_syco 1 point2 points ago

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no matter where I go, I'm not cool...

[–]noccusJohnstein 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gurgi3 2 points3 points ago

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It's easy for any girls to be cooler online.

[–]jCcrackhead 0 points1 point ago

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No you're not.

[–]livingfields 0 points1 point ago

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i think that applies to us all

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 0 points1 point ago

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dis hit me daep

[–]islandvanillawebring 0 points1 point ago

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Professional tightrope walker.

[–]yentlequible 0 points1 point ago

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That was weird when I read the name first, and recognized it as someone that was in my class. Good thing the picture was different.

[–]shredderooze 0 points1 point ago

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I thought her last name was Ekans. Wish that were the case.

[–]EndersBuggers 0 points1 point ago

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Even on a slow day I could have a three way.

[–]LuckyBdx4[M] 0 points1 point ago

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Removed - personal information -------------------------------->

[–]pzycho 0 points1 point ago

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Katniss?

[–]mayonegg90 0 points1 point ago

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You can do so much better, Jason Alexander.

[–]pineapplelicker 0 points1 point ago

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TALINE!!!!!

[–]Learnincurve 0 points1 point ago

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I want to know how the photographers for these standard year books always make everyone look like they are an extra from a 1990s tween show like Sabrina the teenage witch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm actually considered "uncool" on the Internet.

[–]Blehgopie 0 points1 point ago

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Can't tell if all-time low, or cool as fuck in real life.

[–]redditorforthemoment -2 points-1 points ago

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My YouTube videos have over 2,000 views. Don't fuck wit my crew

[–]Kgquari -5 points-4 points ago

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Brad paisley song. -1 originality

[–]Blehgopie 0 points1 point ago

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Country song. -1 every positive trait ever.

[–]MyNameCouldntBeAsLon -1 points0 points ago

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Because she's probably 14/f/Socal instead of 18/f/Socal.

[–]Ry_Gor 0 points1 point ago

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wut

[–]highschoolerthrowawa -1 points0 points ago

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I go to school with Emily and I am in her year and I feel this really needs an explanation (TL;DR at the bottom)

What's happened is that as of yesterday we finally got our senior yearbooks which were a week late so everyone was in a frenzy to see them. This one girl in our class decided for no reason whatsoever except for maybe to get reblogged with no regard for the personal information of others that she was going to take pictures of people's senior pictures and their quotes. Needless to say, Emily's picture and quote exploded over the internet. I can't say for certain but I'm pretty sure Emily and the girl don't even know each other which makes this whole thing on the creepy side. This tumblr girl could have at least have had the decency to cover up Emily's last name as well as all the other people's last names whose pictures she posted.

TL;DR. Emily never meant to have this go online and this was posted by some random tumblr-feind who she may not even know

[–]CorporateImperialism -3 points-2 points ago

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Maybe if you weren't a Jesus-freak who listened to shitty country music people would like you more..

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[–]Swolebrah 3 points4 points ago

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or shes quoting a song

http://youtu.be/UE6iAjEv9dQ