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This still makes me laugh every time (i.imgur.com)

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[–]wickidclown17 59 points60 points ago

this is the only one of these "still gets me" type post I'll accept because this will never get old when you read it in the south park Christmas critters bear voice.

[–]PhairyFeenix 13 points14 points ago

Hail Satan!

[–]nevergaveafuck 3 points4 points ago

Woodland critters!

[–]sillybammy 0 points1 point ago

The time is here, the time is near, it's a woodland critter christmas.

(Hail Satan!)

[–]monkeyridespony 4 points5 points ago

blood orgy!!

[–]unek 71 points72 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/poQ6O.jpg

[–]unek 78 points79 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/DyCQN.jpg

[–]unek 50 points51 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/qwTWk.jpg

[–]unek 49 points50 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/NfaQK.jpg

[–]unek 12 points13 points ago

http://medicalwhiskey.com/?p=5816

[–]Schroedingers_gif 38 points39 points ago

Could have been funny.

[–]them002 8 points9 points ago

Hey, you. Yes, you. You see that link below my comment by "Pakistan_asdasdjkhhsd"?

Yeah, don't click that. It's a guy with his head blown open.

-_-

[–]Schroedingers_gif 4 points5 points ago

I was already on merry way to other subreddits and you had to tell me this.

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[–]Itsatrapski 10 points11 points ago

Picture is of man lying on ground, dead, head completely mutilated/split open. Blood everywhere. Very NSFL.

[–]Garry_The_Snail 5 points6 points ago

Thanks, now I have a hard on.

[–]gm151 6 points7 points ago

NSFL

[–]Companion_Cuby 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck.

[–]Aevee 5 points6 points ago

Beautiful. And you did it all by yourself.

[–]Ikemx 1 point2 points ago

I love me some Ghost in the Shell references.

[–]Zerothe0 0 points1 point ago

Is that Seras Victoria?

[–]Z3F 190 points191 points ago

I may very well go to atheist hell for posting this: http://imgur.com/scP7q

[–]TheAdamantArchvile 76 points77 points ago

That's terrible. And I love it!

[–]turchx 13 points14 points ago

I felt like a could make a comment here about how 9/11 isn't something to make fun of. I live in NY and my friend's father was killed in 9/11. But I have something else to say. Sure maybe you don't find it funny and it's insensitive to you, but then why did you go on reddit in the first place? If you don't think it's something to be joked about, you don't force other people to accept that it's insensitive. If other people find it funny; they find it funny, if you don't, then don't tell the world that you find this not funny and that you should all feel bad for thinking it's funny.

TL;DR If you're offended, who cares? Just ignore it and get on with your day.

[–]AnHonestQuestions 0 points1 point ago

So somehow, when you hurt someone, its their fault?

[–]SuperFLEB 0 points1 point ago

It's a fuzzy line, and largely dependent upon context, audience, and decorum, but it can be. The offense, to coin a phrase, is taken, not given. The "victim" is walking into a place where jokes are made, then being offended because they take an impersonal joke personally.

While I realize, and can even sympathize, with the fact that someone else's offhand remark might connect with you and cause distress, it is the hallmark of a certain maturity and awareness to detachedly step back and realize that it's your distress-- the result of a prick at your personal wounds-- not ill will (assuming it wasn't), and objectively weigh a joke against the bounds of taste.

To do otherwise, and rant off about it publicly, can come off as prudish or thin-skinned. Even in the case where distress is legitimate-- the tale of woe may inspire true pity-- it just manages to throw an awkward wrench into what was a smoothly-running social interaction, and becomes a "wrong venue" decision.

[–]StickiestFingers 1 point2 points ago

My name is Teddy. Welcome to Jackass!

[–]Smallmammalsbigeyes 7 points8 points ago

Hilarious. I understand why some people would consider it unfunny, but it's not like this shit doesn't happen in other countries every week/day. There shouldn't be a subject that shouldn't be allowed to be made fun of.

Long serious comment is long.

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[–]English_Mothafukka 17 points18 points ago

Just because you live a first-world, privileged life free from the horrors of war and random violence doesn't give you license to make light of anything you choose.

Actually, it does. :) I could make light of the holocaust if I so felt like it.

Freedom of speech strikes again!

[–]Han_soliloquy 4 points5 points ago

"It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them." - Mark Twain.

[–]aminaked -4 points-3 points ago

No, it doesn't give you license to make light of anything you choose--not without consequences. Freedom of speech is a fact but if you don't watch your mouth you will see what happens.

[–]SuperFLEB 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, who's modded to the sub-basement?

[–]Smallmammalsbigeyes 8 points9 points ago

It certainly doesn't. Yet, the same people who quiver at the thought of a 9/11 joke, wouldn't hesitate to laugh at a joke about Africa, or North Korea, or the holocaust for that matter.

[–]Protoman89 0 points1 point ago

I have never felt so bad for laughing at something, bravo sir

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[–]Welshie95 10 points11 points ago

9/11 isn't funny, but that picture is. Problem?

[–]theLastHokage 18 points19 points ago

Smokey's repsonse

[–]SimilarImage 39 points40 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 weeks CourtneyStar That's not scary at all... /r/WTF 8 145
1 week cobalt999 FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN /r/WTF 14 106
3 months saganier FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN (xpost /WTF) /r/atheism 8 134

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[–]aal113 1 point2 points ago

Why the hell would someone cross post this to /r/atheism?

[–]bultonic 2 points3 points ago

Only three times?

[–]WolfrikM 6 points7 points ago

See 6 more matches at KarmaDecay

[–]Eggfooyung 0 points1 point ago

It feels like I've seen it all three times.

[–]Scottbot2 0 points1 point ago

personally, my favourite part about this is that it got more points on /r/atheism than it did on /r/WTF

[–]Se7en_Sinner 23 points24 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/aPHBi.jpg

[–]xarlev 2 points3 points ago

what I thought of immediately.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 2 points3 points ago

I love the satanic woodland critters

[–]scamperly 3 points4 points ago

TL;DR

[–]ozpunk 2 points3 points ago

Blood orgy!

[–]mgill355 15 points16 points ago

This should probably get upvoted to the front page at least once a month.

[–]BJoye23 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, we need to make that happen. Oh, wait...

[–]-Shirley- 2 points3 points ago

Okay! Who is that Bear? How came he to be?

[–]LittleCucumber 2 points3 points ago

The reason I find this hilarious is because I imagine it with Pinocchio's voice.

[–]mister1986 2 points3 points ago

Made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A9EBq0Thy4

[–]Ry_Gor 4 points5 points ago

on the scale of wtf did I just watch, I'd give this a pretty good rating

[–]Pap3rkat 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
When people ask why I'm atheist. 0coms 0pts 1hr atheism
That's not scary at all... 8coms 145pts 20dys WTF
Im lost for words 10coms 33pts 20dys atheism
Why? 3coms -2pts 6dys funny
Why do I do this? 1com 5pts 11dys funny
FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN 14coms 106pts 12dys WTF
FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN (xpost /WTF) 8coms 134pts 4mos atheism
FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN 288coms 920pts 4mos WTF
Why do we do anything? 9coms 11pts 1mo atheism
What i say when people ask me why I'm an atheist 24coms 392pts 2mos atheism

source: karmadecay

[–]barnosaur 0 points1 point ago

So... it seems /r/atheism enjoys using this as an answer to why they're atheists... ugh

[–]Shampyon 0 points1 point ago

It seems /r/atheism like using it as a joke answer amongst themselves.

[–]Neadim 5 points6 points ago

Probably my favorite pic on the internet

[–]apollo84 1 point2 points ago

it's not really laughable funny

[–]-Shirley- 1 point2 points ago

Yaaay Insanity!

[–]octodat 1 point2 points ago

Does somebody have the lower pic in a higher resolution? Preferably without text.

[–]Ross302 2 points3 points ago

It's not super great, but here you go.

[–]RebelTactics 1 point2 points ago

Hail Satan!

[–]morganpartee 1 point2 points ago

Wonder showzen, right?

[–]ArQuesta 1 point2 points ago

As I was in Japan just a week ago, kumamon still makes me still think of melon pan. Mmm...meronpan~

[–]cuttlephish 1 point2 points ago

Just so you know this is the mascot of Kumamoto, Japan - Kumamon!

[–]jakelovesguitar 1 point2 points ago

where can i acquire that bear costume

[–]matebeatscoffee 4 points5 points ago

If people keep posting this evil bear raising its arms, I will keep upvoting it. I don't give a fuck.

[–]mamahani 2 points3 points ago

Hail satan!

[–]apf30 1 point2 points ago

and it still doesn't make me laugh even after the 15th time seeing it.

[–]Alpha-Centauri -3 points-2 points ago

this

[–]mr_Jones12 1 point2 points ago

it's one of the woodland christmas critters!

[–]bultonic 1 point2 points ago

Blood orgy!

[–]corrosivedeath 0 points1 point ago

this still is a repost every time

[–]leah_b 0 points1 point ago

Everyone is talking about this being a repost, how have I not seen it before?!

[–]gayrainbowbacon 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I see this I show someone new. And still laugh my ass off

[–]lumberwizhard 0 points1 point ago

Oh, this is beautiful.

[–]lion_queen 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE 0 points1 point ago

Everyone should downvote the shit outta this so the upvote count is 666

[–]walkerb 0 points1 point ago

This makes me hate reddit every time I see it

[–]CatsNarwhalsBacon -3 points-2 points ago

Title: this is a blatant repost, but I want link karma!

[–]FreddeCheese 3 points4 points ago

"Please don't:

Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote. "

http://www.reddit.com/help/reddiquette

[–]CatsNarwhalsBacon -5 points-4 points ago

Was I complaining? No. Just go away dumbass lmao.

[–]dbzfanjake -1 points0 points ago

Repost but still upvoted because its one of my all time favorites

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[–]aminaked 0 points1 point ago

Paradoxically, they're smart enough to downvote the same complaint about reposts.

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

It's a vicious circle.

[–]JustCallMeEro -2 points-1 points ago

Holy shit- I just snorted pb&j all over my computer screen. Unexpected, and glorious.

[–]Orphe -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure that's in Northern Ireland.

[–]Spingebab -1 points0 points ago

It's bonfire night, I see this picture so many times on reddit, for me it just says "bonfire night" an English festival where we burn an effigy of guy that tried to blow up parliament once.

[–]blueGOLDeagle -1 points0 points ago

Fuck it I posted this like a month ago

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[–]ThatJanitor 2 points3 points ago

Nah, man... Pagan religions.

In Sweden, we dance around a pole with two balls. It used to represent fertility. Now it represents... er... uh...

Summer..?

[–]kapaya28 1 point2 points ago

What? My parents are both ministers and I've never even heard of this.

[–]HebrewHamm3r 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is a pagan thing...

[–]notgonnagivemyname 0 points1 point ago

Yep, there is one that happens in the Winter too. Not sure what it is called but I used to go to them when I lived in Italy.

[–]NewRoc914 -5 points-4 points ago

lmfao

[–]Midinite -2 points-1 points ago

I did a project on him and the competition he won. Theres way more where he came from. http://www.yurugp.jp/index.php?uk=

[–]rainbow_turtle -2 points-1 points ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOL

[–]big_bigowski -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you.

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