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[–]Se7en_Sinner 95 points96 points ago

[–]JonBanes 21 points22 points ago

This is a picture of a horse exposing its vomeronasal organ to the air. The vomeronasal organ is a secondary olfactory organ (sense of smell) that is thought to detect larger molecules (and potentially these molecules are mammalian pheromones) than the nose.

[–]scornelius 1 point2 points ago

I miss seeing more responses like this on reddit. Granted this is in /r/funny, but none the less.

[–]guydude24 -1 points0 points ago

Was this on the set of Sex and the City 3, The Adirondacks?

[–]Critical_CLVarner 4 points5 points ago

Well I found it hilarious, because fuck that bitch and that awful show.

[–]JustAT-Rex 2 points3 points ago

Jesus, lay off the Sarah Jessica Parker jokes, using them now is just beating a dead Sarah Jessica Parker.

[–]zhiryst -1 points0 points ago

I also made a Sarah Jessica Parker joke once, it didn't go over well here either.

[–]guydude24 3 points4 points ago

...mine was a legitimate question. I heard they had horses in the film... Fuck everyone for type-casting.

[–]gammarayzzz 1 point2 points ago

That's because it wasn't funny.

[–]Vaher 113 points114 points ago

This whole meme makes me lose my shit. Every Time.

[–]Captainpatch 27 points28 points ago

Found it.

[–]unohoo09 6 points7 points ago

Um... Can I have it?

[–]Vaher 6 points7 points ago

You're asking the wrong guy.

[–]BCP27 52 points53 points ago

Oh god. Just the word, "Ermagerd" throws me into a frenzy of laughter.

[–]Narmie 6 points7 points ago

I laughed so hard I started crying when I looked at the picture. Boyfriend asked me what was going on. Showed him the photo and just wailed 'errrrmaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeerd' before collapsing into another fit of weeping giggles.

[–]MadMageMC 5 points6 points ago

"The Weeping Giggles" ... Live, this Saturday at the Blue Rooster! Free beer with cover 'til 9:00! Fish Bowl Margaritas $5.99!!

[–]Trogathor 44 points45 points ago

[–]alm16h7y1 56 points57 points ago

Something is a foot.

[–]Killer_Killa_Tequila 8 points9 points ago

"Foot, why have you betrayed me?!"

[–]FinliOtego 4 points5 points ago

Suddenly, a foot.

[–]syntax138 2 points3 points ago

diving gone terribly wrong

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

I don't think horses are that flexible...

[–]hockal00gy 9 points10 points ago

They are if you break their legs.

[–]silverbeat 11 points12 points ago

It's a plan, then.

[–]LupusOk 14 points15 points ago

I can see the /r/KarmaConspiracy title now: "Redditor breaks poor horse's legs for the sake of karma."

[–]silverbeat 6 points7 points ago

Worth it.

[–]unohoo09 5 points6 points ago

You sick son of a bitch.

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 2 points3 points ago

But...but... it's karma.

[–]mnells 2 points3 points ago

I just laughed so much harder at this than I should have.

[–]Bigman6693 2 points3 points ago

It's okay, you managed to stay below the laugh restrictions of this sub.

Just remember: I'm watching you, you jolly piece of shit.

[–]EagleEyedEnigma 6 points7 points ago

There's gotta be a subreddit for this shit.

[–]diggoran 16 points17 points ago

[–]sigzvp 11 points12 points ago

How cute a subreddit dedicated to my little po... every link NSFW.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 4 points5 points ago

Here's like at least 100 subreddits dedicated to My Little Pony. Most are SFW.

[–]DarthSatoris 1 point2 points ago

There's no escaping Rule 34 I'm afraid, but at least that subreddit filters the icky stuff from the normal stuff, so I'm okay with its existence.

[–]Razer1103 1 point2 points ago

/r/mylittledaww

Much better.

[–]silverbeat 25 points26 points ago

Might wanna [NSFW] that...

[–]LupusOk 5 points6 points ago

Clicking that link was the toughest decision I've had to make all day.

[–]Bigman6693 4 points5 points ago

[–]Arctorius[S] 27 points28 points ago

That something like this exists, destroys whatever faith in mankind I once had.

[–]NikkoTheGreeko 56 points57 points ago

Oh I remember being new to the internet. I was so innocent. You poor soul.

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[–]Steve_the_Scout 13 points14 points ago

To be fair, at least it exists so that it doesn't flood other subs.

Imagine seeing that in /r/WTF all the time.

[–]blazemore 3 points4 points ago

Difference is, people are really into it, it doesn't just exist to give people like you something to laugh at.

[–]Homletmoo 6 points7 points ago

Rule 34, sadly, touches everything. There is nothing you can do to stop it, just be glad it isn't all over the internet (or in most bronies' case, /r/mylittlepony)

[–]Hiredgoonthug 2 points3 points ago

People genuinely enjoy /r/popping

[–]Bigman6693 2 points3 points ago

Why do I always find this link in /r/clopclop threads?

[–]btown_brony 1 point2 points ago

NOPE

[–]Steve_the_Scout 1 point2 points ago

The only thing that I can think of to reply with is "Hey, stop liking something I don't like!"

People will do as they do, and differences come up. That's why humanity is so awesome- the variety.

Besides for every "bad" thing that exists, there exists something "awesome" to balance it out.

[–]Speedingturtle 5 points6 points ago

Hey now, we run a classy place.

[–]XLR8TER 1 point2 points ago

I have no words...

[–]earfffffffffff 15 points16 points ago

[–]DarthSatoris 5 points6 points ago

[–]Brad__Schmitt 22 points23 points ago

Turns out THAT can't be unseen.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 9 points10 points ago

[–]duguamik 2 points3 points ago

[–]hartlocker 7 points8 points ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]Jisaw 1 point2 points ago

Huh. The most extended conversation on there is about how the bread is in the vagina, but it technically counts since it's between the butt cheeks.

[–]OphanTheHateEater 4 points5 points ago

I want to forget that sentence you wrote.

[–]Bigman6693 3 points4 points ago

Nope, sorry.

[–]MoarVespenegas 1 point2 points ago

Okay I've seen some messed up shit but the burning question here is why.
And don't you fucking dare say why not.

[–]heliclopter 4 points5 points ago

It's a looong story.

[–]LupusOk 3 points4 points ago

I have time...

[–]typtyphus -1 points0 points ago

I regret clicking that

[–]earfffffffffff 0 points1 point ago

yeah im sorry

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

At least it's not my childhood being raped. There's that. Right? So it's not all bad.

[–]Lateraltwo -4 points-3 points ago

fucking bronies.....

[–]Razer1103 3 points4 points ago

Some people have unique sexual preferences. It's not our right to approve or disapprove of them.

For some reason, /r/clopclop seems to be the most popular subreddit for outsiders. Why? I don't understand.

I'll just leave these here:

And tons more, but I'll stop here before I get in trouble. These are all SFW.

[–]Lateraltwo 2 points3 points ago

A cartoon about little ponies representing little girls. And there's fictional erótica centered around that. Tell me where I'm supposed to be tolerant of anything even remotely like that

[–]Speedingturtle 1 point2 points ago

The characters in the show are 19-21.

[–]Lateraltwo 0 points1 point ago

Where is your proof or is this a delusional justification?

[–]Speedingturtle 1 point2 points ago

I'm not able to find it right now because dA comments are a nightmare to navigate, but the creator of the show has stated so on her dA account. If somebody has the screen shots or something saved they can provide it. But in truth nobody is required to justify a harmless fetish or kink.

[–]Lateraltwo -1 points0 points ago

When is fantasizing about underage anything appropriate? The answer is never. If you want, I can take you down the rationalization of how enforcing a fantasy on a being, underage human or otherwise, does not fulfil the qualifications of consent and is therefore in complete parallel with rape, but I would imagine that you might already know that as an intrinsic nature of being a socially obligated and functioning member of society- the remaining alternative being incarceration or ostracism. For your other point; anything submitted without evidence can be dismissed without prejudice.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

It's not our right to approve or disapprove of them.

It's my right to judge what I will, just the same as the same is true for others. Quit this liberal bullshit of "it's not our place".

It's completely against dehumanizing to pretend to never comment, or input on other humans lives. Being an asshole about it when not appropriate is another issue.

[–]Razer1103 2 points3 points ago

;_; The truth is, I am afraid I am becoming one of them, and I still don't approve of it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's rough

If its anything like becoming a weeaboo eventually it just gets more, and more natural. Just don't be an annoying prick about it in public, and respect peoples boundaries I guess.

[–]Tacoriffic310 0 points1 point ago

Not all of us only some of us like every other internet fan base out there on the internet.

[–]DalekCaek -1 points0 points ago

No, /r/MLP2.

[–]jcammm 1 point2 points ago

Laughed so hard, the other passengers on the plane must have thought I was a lunatic.

[–]Alex-Cross 1 point2 points ago

I laughed a little harder then I probably should have.

[–]Bigman6693 0 points1 point ago

Don't feel guilty; I'm sure you tried your best to be apathetic.

[–]Arctorius[S] 1 point2 points ago

The meme puritans surprise me.

[–]Secres 1 point2 points ago

Can someone please explain to me what ermagerd means?

[–]NinjaScenester 2 points3 points ago

It's "oh my god" in a retarded way

[–]Secres 2 points3 points ago

Thank you!

[–]kiki_havoc 1 point2 points ago

I cannot give this enough upvotes.

[–]Patric_star 1 point2 points ago

uhmurgerd clurps

[–]10tothe24th 3 points4 points ago

Is every fucking animal with a weird face going to be made into some variation of Berks?

[–]DQpoo 4 points5 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–]magicpantsjones -2 points-1 points ago

Me too, I spit my gum out from laughing.

[–]generouscumshaw -2 points-1 points ago

Me three, I gummed my laugh out from spit.

[–]rylention 1 point2 points ago

It was only a matter of time before Sarah Jessica Parker became an Ermahgerd AA.

[–]Tinkerboots 13 points14 points ago

dem sideburns

[–]Bruce_Bruce 2 points3 points ago

I don't even know why they're together, he could do so much better.

[–]ausstheboss 3 points4 points ago

I like to think he pulls some Ferris Bueller stunts, but instead of skipping school, He cheats on his wife.

[–]MorphotheDragon 24 points25 points ago

AHAHAHA SOMEONE SAID SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE

THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE

[–]rylention 2 points3 points ago

In a desire for upvotes, I chose a cheap way out. You are correct, I accept the downvotes

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[–]generouscumshaw 4 points5 points ago

For shame.

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[–]Sabaqm 4 points5 points ago

Oh no, someone made fun of a shitty unoriginal joke no one gives a fuck about but you, better start looking like a retard till they take it back

[–]bagnoir 1 point2 points ago

I love you for this.

[–]Flamingtoast 1 point2 points ago

Please, lets not make this a thing.

[–]Bloodshot025 0 points1 point ago

Why? I kind of like things. They're nice.

[–]Hatesdeath 0 points1 point ago

This is like my friends when we watch Monty Python and the holy grail. That is the only part they think is funny, cause they are to ignorant to understand the rest of it.

[–]PinkiePieCupcake 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love these posts the best. :D

[–]Daytman 0 points1 point ago

ERMAGERD

PERNCHLINE

[–]ae232 -3 points-2 points ago

This shouldn't be so funny...but it always is!

[–]EliteCorps -2 points-1 points ago

So this is the new derp? Cool brory, sto.

[–]kami0ncina -1 points0 points ago

What does this mean?

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[–]Homletmoo 2 points3 points ago

At least start it if you're going to link to it.

[–]hara78 -3 points-2 points ago

genius.

[–]sirius89 -3 points-2 points ago

This made me laugh way too hard.