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My dogs face after playing with this kitten [FIXED] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]JakOswald 85 points86 points ago

Well in all truth the kitten would be fine. Golden Retrievers are just that, retrievers, they were bred to sit and lie in blinds with duck hunters, once the duck was shot the retriever would do it's thing and bring back the duck, without more holes than the shot created. They have soft pallets and are delicate when holding things in the their mouth. This is a dog known for it's temperament and gentleness, it's not going to savage anything.

Warning - Secondhand anecdote coming - my uncle, when he was a little boy, lost his hamster one day. After hours of searching it turns out the hamster had escaped outside and was returned by Jake, the family Golden Retriever. As the story goes, Jake just kind of opens his mouth and plops out this little wet ball of fur that is my uncles hamster in front of him alive and well.

[–]charleattack 7 points8 points ago

you receive ALL of my upvotes sir.

[–]Le_Karma_Whore 7 points8 points ago

So pretty much just one?

[–]mrsnakers -4 points-3 points ago

It's shopped.

[–]Fapologist 5 points6 points ago

You don't say?

[–]Thunder112496 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for username.

[–]original-finder 113 points114 points ago

Original Submission (100%): My dogs face after playing with this kitten [D]

Posted: 3h before this post by Thecrazyman96 (fixed by Jawthumb)

This comment generated by an automated bot. Is this match wrong?

[–]Flawlesss 9 points10 points ago

I've actually been trying to learn to program Python, but I would like to see an example of code that is actually useful (well relatively speaking of course). I would be really grateful if you could show me the code that went into making this bot. =D

[–]DrunkDrSeuss 8 points9 points ago

http://code.reddit.com/wiki/help/faqs/originalfinder

[–]Flawlesss 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]simoniacjack 147 points148 points ago

Wait so.. you just took someone else's comment image from the original thread and reposted it here for karma?! I have seen your comment acknowledging the creator, it does not alleviate my disappointment in you.

[–]CCNezin 26 points27 points ago

Why does everyone assume that people repost stuff for karma? Why does it always have to be about karma?

[–]thegreatwhitemenace 15 points16 points ago

what else is worth living for?

[–]SpermWhale 22 points23 points ago

Bacon.

[–]sniperharrison 5 points6 points ago

i like you

[–]Jawthumb 1 point2 points ago

It's true, I did it all for the bacon.

[–]jus10time 1 point2 points ago

If it means anything, the sub is /r/funny and I thought it was funny. Therefore I upvoted it because of its relevancy to the sub. I thought that was how reddit worked. My mistake, I guess...

[–]slabh8r -1 points0 points ago

Dogs.

[–]Britzer 7 points8 points ago

Because people that don't care about karma observe Reddiquette and post [fixed] shit and such things in the comments below the original, instead of opening up a new thread to reap link karma.

[–]skeletalmonkey 1 point2 points ago

Downside of this thinking is you only see said [fixed] stuff in the comment thread. And for someone who doesn't browse all the comments you'd quite often miss stuff like this.

[–]Britzer 0 points1 point ago

That's why it's called Rediquette. It's for people using Reddit the way it's meant to be. By browsing the comments of a link we like.

  1. People try to reap link karma and create new posts. Upside: People that don't know how to use Reddit may see it, though lots of downvotes will be had from people that observe Reddiquette. Maybe someone gets through and we see the [fixed] stuff. The casual Reddit user may have seen the original, may have not. If yes, it is an adavantage.

  2. You observe Reddiquette. People will start using the comments, because it gets more valuable. Also things will have more structure because it is threaded. Everyone wins. But you can't reap cheap link karma.

Reddit simply works better if people observe Redditquette.

[–]CCNezin -1 points0 points ago

But why should it be posted in the comments section? Obviously, people upvote it outside of that section so people still find it funny.

[–]Britzer 2 points3 points ago

Because otherwise a lot of people won't get the reference. What were threads invented for? If more people would observe this, it would also add value to the comments section.

[–]CCNezin 0 points1 point ago

Many people don't go to the comments of posts. Many, many people. It's much more likely to be seen as a thread. If a person is browsing the subreddit, chances are they have seen the original, and if they haven't they could just do a search or look in the comments. Plus, if people don't like [FIXED] posts, they could just install RES and block them.

[–]Britzer 0 points1 point ago

That's why it's called Rediquette. It's for people using Reddit the way it's meant to be. By browsing the comments of a link we like.

  1. People try to reap link karma and create new posts. Upside: People that don't know how to use Reddit may see it, though lots of downvotes will be had from people that observe Reddiquette. Maybe someone gets through and we see the [fixed] stuff. The casual Reddit user may have seen the original, may have not. If yes, it is an adavantage.

  2. You observe Reddiquette. People will start using the comments, because it gets more valuable. Also things will have more structure because it is threaded. Everyone wins. But you can't reap cheap link karma.

Reddit simply works better if people observe Redditquette.

[–]skeletalmonkey 1 point2 points ago

As someone who doesn't read the comments that often I would have completely missed this quite funny image if it hadn't been posted on its own.

I'm only in these comments for the original-finder link.

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[–]Beanbaker -1 points0 points ago

Not cool.

[–]Jawthumb 0 points1 point ago

What's not cool? That I gave him credit? I'm terrible sorry. Next time I post I'll make sure not to tell anybody who made the content. If it's OC, I'll make sure to credit somebody else.

[–]Beanbaker 0 points1 point ago

Not cool that you posted his content from the comments. Don't be a smartass, karmawhore

[–]eagleapex 6 points7 points ago

Why did you fix it?

[–]Kraftik 13 points14 points ago

The internet whispered into his ear sensually, "just do it".

[–]eagleapex 2 points3 points ago

Internet ruins everything!

[–]slabh8r -1 points0 points ago

Nike owns the internet?

[–]Cereal_Grapist 0 points1 point ago

He stole it.

[–]Quacksbro 8 points9 points ago

http://imgur.com/JMPy7&cLpn2 A helpful gif for those who couldn't notice the difference :)

[–]TardMuffins 5 points6 points ago

Never mind the bunch of bitches that are complaining.

You did a nice photoshop job and I found it funny. Good job Jaw!

(In before butthurt bunch of complaining bitches downvote this comment and call it a day)

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[–]xanderjanz 1 point2 points ago

you're getting down voted to hell because you should have just not posted it. Also linking to the source isn't enough by all of our standards.

[–]Jawthumb -2 points-1 points ago

It's fine for them to downvote the original post, but to downvote the credit is bad for the creator.

[–]TardMuffins 0 points1 point ago

Well thank you for sharing!

[–]MS2rt 3 points4 points ago

lol, I immediately burst into laughter.

[–]krayoncolorz 1 point2 points ago

the original was a lot better.

[–]raffytraffy 0 points1 point ago

still adorable.

[–]RageEveryday -2 points-1 points ago

Brace yourselves, the PETA members are coming...

[–]DrDan21 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/1m1B5.jpg

[–]HeyYouYoureAwesome 0 points1 point ago

Your kitten isn't very good at hide and seek.

[–]doctapeppa 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck did this get so many upvotes? This should be a comment in the original thread.

[–]ChickenLurker 2 points3 points ago

RES > filter > [FIXED]

Your problem has been solved.

[–]RagingScud 0 points1 point ago

"What cat? Haven't seen one!"

[–]Reaperdude97 0 points1 point ago

EAT NERMAL!

[–]Raffster 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean? After? Playing? I would say more like wait a sec; one more bite and I'm done here...

[–]givealittlelove 0 points1 point ago

The way it should be

[–]SirWompalot -1 points0 points ago

Bravo.

[–]Jawthumb 0 points1 point ago

Hey guys, I immediately credited the original creator of this image, but it was down voted to hell so nobody could see it. Here is the crediting comment. I didn't post this to karma whore, I posted it because I thought people would find it entertaining. I don't give two shits about imaginary internet points.

[edit] phrasing

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[–]333kyary 31 points32 points ago

And a big fat "fuck you" to Jawthumb

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[–]stferago 4 points5 points ago

What an asshole. How is SnakeGrunger gonna pay his bills without that karma?

[–]fwerp 1 point2 points ago

Yeaaaah, stop downvoting this you guys. Upvote this comment, downvote the post itself. You're burying the credit to the original.

[–]Kniepic -4 points-3 points ago

Well so long as he gets the credit I guess it alleviates the fact that you lead such a sad and pathetic life in need of such validation that you karma whore other people's works for just a tinge of that validation...

Wait..no it doesn't...you're still shit.

[–]Synergythepariah 3 points4 points ago

OH NOES OP IS SHIT CAUSE HES GETTING MEANINGLESS INTERNET POINTS!

[–]Kniepic -5 points-4 points ago

I always look at it as if he is willing to stoop so low for something that doesn't matter...what does that say about him when it comes to something actually important?

[–]I_Argue_With_People 2 points3 points ago

I look at it like, hey, I didn't read the comments of the original picture and therefore had not seen this picture. Now I have. At the end of the day, meaningless internet points are still meaningless internet points.

[–]fwerp 2 points3 points ago

Not fair. If you cancel a night out with a friend because you don't feel like going, it doesn't mean you're going to cancel a meeting with a client because you don't feel like going.

We're humans, we're going to slack on shit that doesn't matter sometimes because it doesn't fucking matter.

I think it was rude that he posted a picture someone else did for karma, but I'm not going to judge him for it.

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[–]fwerp 0 points1 point ago

But they do care. :/

[–]Jawthumb 0 points1 point ago

Because people are dumb.

[–]Synergythepariah 0 points1 point ago

This is always fun logic.

If he's willing to do that for something that doesn't matter that might mean he does it because it's incredibly easy to get away with it.

Just because someone does something shitty over a small thing doesn't mean that they'll do it over something that isn't small.

Not saying that it never happens, merely stating that you can't really generalize.

Now if OP regularly did this sort of thing, if every submission they have made is a [FIXED] post, Now then that sort of logic may have credence.

[–]Kniepic 0 points1 point ago

If he's willing to do that for something that doesn't matter that might mean he does it because it's incredibly easy to get away with it.

Or he just that kind of person. I think I'll err on the side of caution.

[–]jus10time -4 points-3 points ago

I love reddit.

[–]shamananana -4 points-3 points ago

That these "FIXED" posts are still making it to the front page, just goes to prove that humanity is made up mostly of fucktarded idiots. They need to be overruled by someone smarter than them, such as an automated system which bans these fucking reposts. And tells the morons posting "FIXED" crap to the front page to comment in the original thread.

[–]Toenails100 -3 points-2 points ago

You shouldn't play with your food.

[–]terrorismofthemind -5 points-4 points ago

Did I just step through a wormhole that brought me back a couple weeks? WTF is this repost, OP? There's not even any context.

[–]marceillius -1 points0 points ago

Veery clever material. I can't wait for antoehr

[–]AliasUndercover -1 points0 points ago

You bastard! That's hilarious!

[–]wdafxupgaiz -3 points-2 points ago

epic. a redditor winning karma off of someone else post with just a slight alteration.

[–]SpaceMagician -5 points-4 points ago

This is shooped.

[–]21007 -4 points-3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/yCq0n.jpg

[–]Alien1993 -4 points-3 points ago

Cindy.

[–]Ilooklikevalkilmer -5 points-4 points ago

this......is.......AUSOME!!!!!

[–]walshy420 -5 points-4 points ago

down the fuck vote.

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