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[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

Ask for love = no love.

[–]Huffing 48 points49 points ago

1 whole year and you have learned NOTHING

[–]Exemus[S] -4 points-3 points ago

quite the contrary my dear Huffing. I've learned that karma whoring works. perhaps it is reddit that has learned nothing

[–]yasisterstwat 61 points62 points ago

Absolutely no love

[–]jnespoli118 39 points40 points ago

Yeah you deserve nothing here, cake day or not. Wow.

[–]ignacious 42 points43 points ago

This is a terrible post. This image has been posted thousands of times, and it still remains unfunny. Also, strangers don't care about your online birthday.

[–]Dankycheese 15 points16 points ago

Fuck your cakeday

[–]FuckThe 12 points13 points ago

THIS WHOLE CAKE DAY THING IS ANNOYING

[–]SimilarImage 34 points35 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
5 months hellobandit for my birthday reddit, i give you my favorite gif of all time. /r/gifs 13 141
6 months Swilcan Release the Kraken! /r/WTF 19 342
7 months wtwerner Release The Kraken! here 40 322

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[–]rxninja 16 points17 points ago

Cake day? Better find an old, common repost!

[–]Dutchess_Gummybuns 11 points12 points ago

Oh fuck off, OP.

[–]inn0vat3 13 points14 points ago

Please no: Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

Again, more proof why this rule is necessary...

[–]Guitarable 1 point2 points ago

Summon the mods of r/funny

[–]dmsweeney 24 points25 points ago

"no love" + "cake day" + "Kracken" = instant downvote

[–]TheDukeDude 18 points19 points ago

Ugh

[–]HopeImNotAStalker 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to r/Funny:
You may only post if you are funny.
Please No:
Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

I mean, it's like rule number 2.

[–]the___kraken 3 points4 points ago

that's not me

[–]MusicMagi 8 points9 points ago

Booooo hooooo

[–]InterMando5555[!] 7 points8 points ago

If I could choke you with your cake I would.

[–]capt_feedback 9 points10 points ago

too needy.

And in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make.

[–]Biscoo 7 points8 points ago

Less than no love, get the fuck out of here.

[–]DarkPlanet92 4 points5 points ago

NO LOVE FOR YOU!

[–]kaytINSANE 11 points12 points ago

your cake day post is bad. and you should feel bad.

[–]gameguy285 2 points3 points ago

man Exemus is gonna fuckin kill himself. this thread is brutal

[–]Exemus[S] 0 points1 point ago

nah...twas expected

[–]Surf_Ninja 2 points3 points ago

I would rather drag my ballsack through a field of broken glass than give you your karma.

[–]Exemus[S] -1 points0 points ago

back it up!

[–]Surf_Ninja 2 points3 points ago

I'll send you pics.

[–]Cubeface 5 points6 points ago

This supposed to be funny..?

[–]Bidoofboy 1 point2 points ago

Yes no love.

[–]rynon 3 points4 points ago

This got upvoted?

[–]infantile_retard 5 points6 points ago

No. None.

[–]TheWorldEndsWithMe 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

My only regret is that I have but one downvote.

[–]Kaibunny143 0 points1 point ago

I shall help you dear sir.

[–]trash12345 1 point2 points ago

Probably because no one gives a fuck about your cakeday

[–]nsharp01 1 point2 points ago

Stupid.

[–]HasCatIsProud 2 points3 points ago

ugh, creepy possessed baby gifs belong in /r/WTF

[–]Reichcommander 1 point2 points ago

NO love for you! As this is an extremely reproduced, repost.

[–]NightRedditor 1 point2 points ago

Yeah...no upvotes for karma whoring...but hysterical gif

[–]HatesAllRedditors 1 point2 points ago

HEY GUYS I'VE BEEN USING THIS WEBSITE FOR A YEAR THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME BECAUSE MY LIFE IS HOLLOW!

[–]xXVXx_ZoRG_xXVXx 0 points1 point ago

this should be in r/wtf

[–]scamlikenewton 0 points1 point ago

jesus. do you live in raccoon city?

[–]slightly_inaccurate 0 points1 point ago

I also want to point out that he has two threads, one in /r/gaming that says "My friend doesn't think she's good at making cakes...what do you think?" with this pic http://i.imgur.com/fKrbO.jpg and then one in /r/minecraft that says "Girlfriend made a Creeper cake...exploding with flavor" With this pic http://i.imgur.com/fKrbO.jpg

That's some serious karma whoring out of Exemus.

[–]slightly_inaccurate 0 points1 point ago

Oh and he made another cakeday post in /r/gameofthrones http://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/v50gr/saved_this_for_a_special_occasion/ today. Like I usually don't get enraged by this stuff but I'm enraged by this stuff.

[–]Exemus[S] -1 points0 points ago

people dont all subscribe to the same subreddits. theres no rule against cross posts. if they got upvoted, it means people liked it. i see no problem

[–]delivereddit 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention it's a repost. So not only have you shot yourself in the foot with your whiney title, you've now gone and kicked yourself in the balls (with your good foot that is).

[–]DeDo01318 0 points1 point ago

First I was scared, then I laughed.

[–]nick041 -1 points0 points ago

Wrath of the Titans was terrible. Just a terrible movie. What happened to the Gods in that movie? Where did that armor go? The whole movie seems like it should have been 2 and half hours long but got cramped into an hour and a half. Upon investigation I discovered exactly what happened to that movie; David Leslie Johnson. Who's that you're wondering. He wrote the screenplay for Wrath of the Titans AND....The Walking Dead season 2. YEP!

[–]jakrojan -1 points0 points ago

Okay, this was actually pretty creepy.

[–]onlysayshappycakeday -1 points0 points ago

Happy cake day

[–]OccamsRazer -2 points-1 points ago

Lotta hate for your (re?) post, but all I know is my 5 year old almost choked he was laughing so hard.

[–]StickItUpYourAss -1 points0 points ago

Happy birthday, and you know what you can do with your "cake day"

[–]Exemus[S] -1 points0 points ago

Blatant karma whoring...and yet it works. Let this be a lesson to you Reddit. I have made an example of you.

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[–]delivereddit 3 points4 points ago

Well you two can go jerk each other off. Then re-post it on your next "cake day"

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