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[–][deleted] 404 points405 points ago

i've seen this picture before. I don't think that's your dog, and i think you are a liar. Is it hard to use reddit when your pants are on fire?

[–]potatoriot 162 points163 points ago

Actually, he's the same person that posted it 12 days ago in r/aww: see here. Notice how it's even the same url.

Just trying to double-dip the karma train in r/funny as well. I guess that's a less serious offense than taking credit for something that isn't his?

[–]acidwashedpanties 52 points53 points ago

I didn't see it in r/aww and I'm subscribed there. I think it's cute. I'd say he's using reddit like it's intended.

[–]potatoriot 39 points40 points ago

I totally agree with you, unfortunately for some reason (and it tends to be the people that spend way too much time on Reddit), get their pitchforks and torches over every repost that ever happens. Some people just don't care that not everyone sees every single post ever submitted and that there are new users joining every day.

Just because you saw something posted before doesn't mean everyone else has as well. I wish people would just let the upvote/downvote system take its course and quit bitching about the whole repost nonsense. If you've seen it before, downvote/hide and move on. If more people upvote than downvote, then that means enough people haven't seen it to warrant posting again.

[–]epicGOPfail 7 points8 points ago

well, potato, they pay good money for reddit, and goddamit, they expect to be entertained!

[–]thedoctorsgirlmariah 2 points3 points ago

Thank you

[–]hamhead 0 points1 point ago

He didn't get his pitchfork out over it being a repost. He got it out over the fact that the poster claimed it was his dog. That being said, it may well be.

[–]jsteyz11 0 points1 point ago

It is the poster's dog, I know him, blah blah blah.

[–]garrisb7514 1 point2 points ago

i dont believe you, tits or gtfo

[–]jsteyz11 0 points1 point ago

Props for knowing I'm a girl.

[–]garrisb7514 0 points1 point ago

it's not the only thing i know ;)

[–]jsteyz11 0 points1 point ago

... Ok.

[–]spazmodic- 4 points5 points ago

I think the problem is with a just few people and it seems worse than it actually is. There are ~2 million readers here and even if 10 people show up complaining something about a repost, that's a very very small and probably non-representative number of people whining in comparison to the whole, yet when you see 10 people in a hate circlejerk you might think it's a serious issue. 10/1940345 = ~0.0005% of the subreddit!

[–]potatoriot -1 points0 points ago

I think you're oversimplifying and disregarding all the people who upvote the repost comments to the top in threads. Youre saying only a few people complain about reposts, but those few people frequently get dozens and hundreds of upvotes depending on the thread. With that, you have to assume that all those people upvoting those comments are in agreement and many would have complained about a repost if that comment wasn't already there. The problem may not be huge, but it is much more common than you make it out to be.

Every time a repost comment gets voted to the top of a thread, it takes away from the discussion and reduces the quality of the post. It just irritates me and I wish it would stop.

[–]bag-o-tricks 0 points1 point ago

Agree. The fact that some people make a special effort to rant about the repost actually makes them more pathetic in my eyes. Personally, some posts/pictures I've seen in the past are definitely worth a revisit. If your aim is to never see the same thing twice on the internet...well, you're on the wrong internet. It is what it is and a posse of neckbeards isn't going to change it.

[–]stanfan114 0 points1 point ago

But I already lit my torch.

[–]CYRlX 1 point2 points ago

Or maybe he just wanted to share a picture with other people who may not subscribe to that subreddit?

Why does everything everyone does on this site have to be about karma?

Dear reddit owners/admins/gods/etc... GET RID OF CUMULATIVE KARMA SCORES SO PEOPLE STOP BITCHING ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE GETTING KARMA.

[–]Blizzaldo 0 points1 point ago

I thought you got no karma for using a repeated link?

[–]potatoriot 0 points1 point ago

Seeing how he has about 3k link karma and his two posts of this Image make up about 98% of that, obviously you can. It's probably worth noting that these posts are in separate subreddits.

[–]Blizzaldo 0 points1 point ago

Well I'll be damned. it's weird how his link karma clearly doesn't add up to the total though.

[–]lisabadcat 8 points9 points ago

Is it hard to use reddit when your pants are on fire?

I was told that that pants were optional.

[–]KimboSpice 35 points36 points ago

Agreed. Saw it maybe 2 days ago titled as "best friends"

[–]DarkXlll 20 points21 points ago

Yeah, me too! Grab your pitchforks guys!

[–]get_the_pitchforks 13 points14 points ago

...and torches.

[–]deepyell 0 points1 point ago

And my axe!

[–]khrak 1 point2 points ago

Posted by the same user.

Also, this from the same user.

[–]0bi-JuAn 2 points3 points ago

And your cotton candy.

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[–]Jawthumb 2 points3 points ago

Probably 9gag, actually. Anyway, the dog in the basket is thecrazyman96's dog, as is the dog in the post. SAME DOG OMG

[–]SrsSteel 4 points5 points ago

Nah, I'd expect more from 4chan

[–]No-one-cares 10 points11 points ago

I guess being a colossal dickwad gets a person top comment?

[–]GhostSongX4 3 points4 points ago

That's how it works on reddit. It's important to berate people who repost shit because it's a sin worse than sodomizing children.

[–]realfinkployd 4 points5 points ago

But he reposted his OWN shit, so it is more of a cross post. Helpful for people who are not in aww (not everyone subscribes to every subreddit).

[–]GhostSongX4 3 points4 points ago

I don't get it either. The hysteria of reposts is completely ridiculous. I mean is seeing a picture of a dog and a kitten wasting precious time that we are totally not wasting on reddit anyways. Hitting the back button takes maybe a second.

To me, everyone who has the gall to insult him for reposting or cross posting or whatever, are just whining, entitled little babies bitching that other people didn't entertain them enough for free.

[–]jordysai 0 points1 point ago

Seriously. Reddit is just full of the most trivial nerdlingers ever.

[–]hookguy 2 points3 points ago

[–]JhackOfAllTrades 2 points3 points ago

For jumping to conclusions without checking first, have a downvote on me.

[–]Kilroy420 0 points1 point ago

It's easier.

[–]GrayFawkes -1 points0 points ago

[–]FerociousImbecile -3 points-2 points ago

On the rag?

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 -2 points-1 points ago

I think you got em, he won't even respond.

[–]sgrodgers10 -5 points-4 points ago

I knew this was fake because the link was already purple. Probably from aww or something.

[–]jsteyz11 3 points4 points ago

He cross posted it, just didn't put that in the title

[–]rothwick -3 points-2 points ago

It wasn't even that long ago, it's like he want a to downvote this shit

[–]seany 11 points12 points ago

I got an idea, guys. Let's downvote the fuck out of every fuck face on here that was too quick to grab their pitchfork. It's a pic of a cat and dog, guys. Calm the fuck down.

[–]cat-a-cat-cat 36 points37 points ago

That's what my face is like after playing with a kitten! We should all play together!

[–]zoodiary8 10 points11 points ago

are you a Dog??

[–]Yoyo8 48 points49 points ago

YES, THIS IS DOG

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[–]Thorus -1 points0 points ago

are you a Dog??

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[–]themansonboogies 3 points4 points ago

Same user name

[–]therm 9 points10 points ago

Goldens are beautiful dogs in every way. Lost mine about four years ago, & still miss her.

[–]TreesRNoMakeMeDumb 0 points1 point ago

I have two myself, a brother and sister. They are amazing dogs, so smart, loyal, and caring. Truly great dogs.

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[–]suckZEN 4 points5 points ago

but those are all submitted by op.

edit: op posted cute photo of his dog as a puppy, kneejerk crusader posted link to karmadecay without checking names

[–]PeterPain -3 points-2 points ago

It's really weird how you're pretending this dog is yours for karma. Karma decay.

Don't use these tools if you haven't a clue what to look for.

[–]froderick 76 points77 points ago

Oh, so this is your dog is it? Interesting... so you also posted it here and here as well? Or are you lying just to get worthless karma? Googling this image comes up with a tonne of results. Identical copies have made their way all around the web. I think you're full of shit.

[–]potatoriot 36 points37 points ago

The same guy made a post with this picture (same url even) 12 days ago in r/aww: see here. Which is an older post than both posts you have linked to in your comment.

[–]GhostSongX4 7 points8 points ago

Who the fuck cares?

[–]CYRlX 1 point2 points ago

froderick is just angry he's not getting the delicious sweet karma that MEANS FUCKING NOTHING.

[–]acidwashedpanties 12 points13 points ago

Hey. Here's a fun tip: Reddit is much better when you don't vote on or comment based on the post title. In fact, if you ignore the post title completely, Reddit becomes positively enjoyable. You seem to have a lot of sand in your panties so I thought I would share this with you.

[–]Jawthumb 2 points3 points ago

I know him IRL, and it is his dog. His adorable adorable dog.

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[–]Jawthumb 0 points1 point ago

EDIT THIS AND TAKE OUT MY REAL NAME PLZ

[edit] HE DID

[–]keith7812 6 points7 points ago

HAHAHA I hope this is serious.

[–]Jawthumb -3 points-2 points ago

It was.

[–]keith7812 10 points11 points ago

Your username is awfully close to your real name for you to get upset about it.

Nobody cares about your first name on the internet.

If you had sent him a personal message instead of a reply, I would have had absolutely no idea what your real name was and never would have cared.

You did far more damage by replying to his comment than you would have otherwise. I kinda thought he just misspelled your username.

That's all!

[–]keith7812 6 points7 points ago

Just kidding - the usage of ALL CAPS to display IMPORTANCE and the usage of "PLZ" also cracked me up.

That's all!

[–]Jawthumb -3 points-2 points ago

ALLCAPSPLZMAHBABYKEITH

[–]leddzepp 1 point2 points ago

Don't overdo it.

[–]jsteyz11 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey I know you XD

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[–]realfinkployd -2 points-1 points ago

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

[–]GraduallyBoomhauer 0 points1 point ago

See you next tuesday.

[–]MammothMan34 15 points16 points ago

Dog: This cat will be my friend!

Cat: Someday I will get my revenge on you dog for this humiliation....someday.

[–]Bekaloha 10 points11 points ago

Have you posted this in /r/aww before? I know I've seen it somewhere...

I JUST WANT TO SNUGGLE WITH THEM

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[–]notandxor 4 points5 points ago

Yes, Especially the redditors who have never seen it before!

[–]realfinkployd 0 points1 point ago

Not everyone subscribes to aww. I don't.

[–]etishuman21 -1 points0 points ago

This is a repost!

[–]Jawthumb 5 points6 points ago

Guys, I know thecrazyman96 IRL, and this is his dog, he's just a karma whore.

[–]dunchen22 1 point2 points ago

How do we know that you're not just an alt account of Thecrazyman96? Hmm?

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[–]jsteyz11 -1 points0 points ago

Goddamn you whore... <3

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[–]jsteyz11 -2 points-1 points ago

I can't even talk to you right now, you disgust me!!!

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[–]cadencehz -2 points-1 points ago

You go to hell! You got to hell and you die!

[–]elretardado 1 point2 points ago

i can has vidya?

[–]SeaWould 1 point2 points ago

He's like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

[–]OneCello 1 point2 points ago

First I read this as "my dogs face after playing with his kitten. And it was a lot cuter.

[–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

I think it's interesting that animals are often intelligent enough to know to be gentle with baby animals.

[–]la_de_daa 2 points3 points ago

KITTEN! MY FAVOURITE THING!

[–]ToDieFor 2 points3 points ago

I would check and see if your dog still has eyeballs :) Kitten claws be sharp!

[–]SeparateCzechs 0 points1 point ago

YARRRR! Beware! For kitten claws be sharp! (Advice Pirate)

[–]Decapitat3d 1 point2 points ago

"Dude, like the cutest kitten I've ever seen. Thanks master." -Dog

[–]niperwiper 1 point2 points ago

I'm one of those assholes who always downvotes dogs because I hate them and upvotes cats because I love them. Hence, I am torn on this picture.

[–]Tugger -3 points-2 points ago

OP is a liar. Repost. Edit: I was wrong. Sorry OP.

[–]WilsonHanks 11 points12 points ago

It's the same person that posted it before.

[–]elvis1403 1 point2 points ago

Golden retrievers constantly look this way / taking a shit/ sleeping / seeing you after you leave the for 45 seconds

[–]jordysai 1 point2 points ago

Shuuper cute

[–]zoodiary8 -1 points0 points ago

yeah, Superb Cute :)

[–]32no 0 points1 point ago

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[–]PeteRoe 0 points1 point ago

Don't really give a shit whos pic it is.

I had not seen it and I lost my shit at it.

[–]whoamiamwho 0 points1 point ago

The dog looks like it's saying "YUM I'm going to eat this kitten"

[–]TacticalNukePenguin 0 points1 point ago

Why is this in r/funny?

[–]jjzook 0 points1 point ago

aint that some shit!

[–]d3310n 0 points1 point ago

Is your dog Brock?

[–]astrograph 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]trevpr1 0 points1 point ago

Did he die?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I <3 Goldens

[–]Ragefacesoflucy 0 points1 point ago

[–]brojas12 0 points1 point ago

"Fuck, I'm so high" -Dog

[–]FuckingSuper 0 points1 point ago

Here's the twist: both of them are dead.

[–]alis96 -2 points-1 points ago

That dog is at a [10].

[–]CirclejerkENGAGE 1 point2 points ago

DAE SMOKE WEED

[–]alis96 0 points1 point ago

Circlejerk was already started. THE CUTENESS CIRCLEJERK.

[–]brassman271 1 point2 points ago

ima roll dis blunt and call it Dog Blunt. When I smoke it, i'll play with my dog after. Fuck cats.

[–]InfiniteSource -1 points0 points ago

Dog: "Stop it!....it tikles...LOL!"....

Edit. Dog: "Downvotes...seriously?"...

[–]fullMETALturban -1 points0 points ago

OOOOWWW!! LET GO LET GO LET GO!

[–]yodaman293 -1 points0 points ago

Given the dead rabbit and fox "friends" yesterday, I am suspicious.

[–]hollander9 -5 points-4 points ago

All these posts keep showing up about dogs and cats playing/cuddling together, so where does the stereotype of dogs viciously chasing cats come from? Are all these dogs just really nice? Are all the cats too young to have been trained to be afraid of dogs?

[–]Lovvi 7 points8 points ago

My 2 dogs decapitated my cat 3 months ago :(

[–]SuddenlySpiders 0 points1 point ago

What kind of dogs? (please don't say pit bulls, please don't say pit bulls)

[–]Lovvi 1 point2 points ago

2 german sheperds

[–]ceiling_goat 4 points5 points ago

If dogs and cats grow up near other dogs or cats, they will usually not have a problem. On the other hand - If they don't, they can see each other as enemies. Also this specific type of dog is veeeeeery friendly.

[–]PretendImGoku 20 points21 points ago

Golden Retrievers poop rainbows and friendship. They are uncomfortably friendly sometimes. But they are so loyal and will protect their humans if anyone picks a fight. They are like Young Goku in dog form

[–]Vesuvias 1 point2 points ago

Oh man you NAILED IT with that description. I've owned 2 Goldens and both farted happy gas and shat rainbows... Seriously best.dogs.ever. I now own a pug/beagle mix, but really miss my old Goldens (they both lived to 15)

[–]armauld 0 points1 point ago

Pug/Beagle sounds freakin' cute.

[–]DrQuailMan 0 points1 point ago

so I should pretend you're a golden retriever instead then?

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[–]rhydik -1 points0 points ago

Fine pussy.

[–]jpbarton1 -1 points0 points ago

Look! God has a picture of me!

[–]H-Resin -1 points0 points ago

"Hey look, God has a picture of me!"

[–]stevesonaplane -1 points0 points ago

You karma whore! that is obviously a banana and a pickle!

[–]yoreatowel -1 points0 points ago

I too have a similar look after playing with pussy.

[–]claudesoph -2 points-1 points ago

*dog's

[–]nobodyspecial 1 point2 points ago

Nasa is safe from a grammar nasa.

Have an upvote.

[–]ironspider12 -3 points-2 points ago

repost??

[–]dejatoo -3 points-2 points ago

You Karma whore

[–]Redebo -5 points-4 points ago

This post must be new, because it's not on the front page yet.

[–]Jessisaurus -2 points-1 points ago

Nope, it's a repost, just different title...which is what seems to be the difference to getting on front page.

[–]electrophoresis -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]ecf_enigma -3 points-2 points ago

Just down vote it to all hell to show him you don't double dip.. Bastard.

[–]Mohawkguy -4 points-3 points ago

/Aww would love this more. Awesome dog and even more awesome kitty.

[–]Ducks_Quackington -5 points-4 points ago

How is this funny?

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[–]EphemeralStyle 3 points4 points ago

You can accuse OP of being other things, but not a liar from this specific case. It looks like this really is OP's.

[–]2hot2sexy4u -5 points-4 points ago

i don't care whose dog or cat this is. this should be in r/aww. i don't ever want to see animal pictures on my front page.

[–]realfinkployd 0 points1 point ago

It was posted in aww several days ago. By the same guy.

[–]makalious -5 points-4 points ago

OP is a genuine faggot.