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[–]Toyotaobsession 29 points30 points ago

How does one drink alcohol perfectly?

[–]Pike1914 5 points6 points ago

Very drunkenly.

[–]Schtefon 11 points12 points ago

"Perfectly" should have gone after "as a teenager".

[–]mattonreddit 13 points14 points ago

or before "describes."

Also, I think Reddit has had enough of this repost. Put it up! We've seen it!

[–]JeriMouse 2 points3 points ago

But it makes me giggle every time...

[–]mattonreddit 2 points3 points ago

Fair enough. Carry on!

[–]Greenerguns 2 points3 points ago

The misplaced modifiers. They burn.

[–]Courage_now 3 points4 points ago

Wish booze did that to me, reminds me of the first time I dropped a pill at a club

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

This morning I woke up thinking, "I wonder if I'll see that gif of the puppy licking a lemon." I don't know why I considered the possibility that this gif wouldn't be posted today.

[–]luellasindon 2 points3 points ago

But it's a lime, not a lemon!

[–]SimilarImage 10 points11 points ago

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[–]miba 1 point2 points ago

did i miss the dog puke?

[–]PirateLordBush 1 point2 points ago

Ghost, come!

[–]MomoTheCow 1 point2 points ago

This describes my first attempt at cunnilingus.

[–]theskinnysloth 1 point2 points ago

My first time would have the dog falling asleep on the toilet after an hour of throwing up.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 3 points4 points ago

[–]Ihadacow 0 points1 point ago

There needs to be more puking.

[–]billyfalconer 0 points1 point ago

Classic modifier misplasia.

[–]AssCommander 0 points1 point ago

oh..OH! Mothafucka! Oh! OH! OH! WHOA! WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!

[–]smbrct41 0 points1 point ago

*This perfectly describes my first time drinking alcohol as a teenager

[–]Littleabby12 0 points1 point ago

This is why I loved family gatherings so much because I got to drink wine. Felt like a female sir.

[–]Kaibunny143 0 points1 point ago

So like a miss???

[–]Littleabby12 0 points1 point ago

That does work. Wish I could have thought of that....

[–]djtheassasin2012 -5 points-4 points ago

Upvote for fellow fluttershy enthusiast.

[–]DanaTheGiraffe -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I had more upvotes to give you.

[–]Purefruit -2 points-1 points ago

When I was a baby, my dad decided that it was a good idea that his sons first non milk food should be a bit of a grapefruit. I than decidet to sing him the song of my people for a couple of hours.

[–]TBS96 -3 points-2 points ago

When I drank for the first time. I just thought, "oh, that's cool". And then I continued doing whatever I did.