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[–]Shaneboy888 5 points6 points ago

Are those chairs for real?

[–]curiousinsects 8 points9 points ago

[–]przyssawka[S] 3 points4 points ago

Thanks.

[–]SimilarImage 4 points5 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months Torus2112 The moment I realize I'm on the internet, and it's April Fool's. /r/gifs 8 124
2 months kthxbyee fuck this, i'm outta here /r/gifs 14 213
4 months orionxx Fuck this, I'm outta here /r/gifs 13 360

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[–]mordella1 4 points5 points ago

Not sure how to feel about this... if you are the age of 16-25 I get it... but if you are 25+ it leans over to the point when you shouldn't be afraid thinking about it :P If you are 30+ and you are pretty sure you never want kids you should just go and have a snip-snip, problem solved.

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS 2 points3 points ago

what if you are 30+ and you want kids, just not with her?

[–]mordella1 2 points3 points ago

Then you should be hunting for a new girlfriend a while ago? X)

[–]raginghamster 2 points3 points ago

The most dangerous game...

[–]Mikhial 0 points1 point ago

Not every one wants kids, regardless of age.

[–]mordella1 0 points1 point ago

Yes, that's why I pointed out in earlier post that if someone is 30+ and don't want kids, they might consider snip-snip=problem solved. Of course a semi-joke, but a thought :)

[–]redditcats -2 points-1 points ago

26 here; No kids. Damn, I should start thinking about it. Thanks jerk.

[–]mordella1 1 point2 points ago

... Dafuq? Learn to read. First I wrote: age 16-25 would be understandable to not wanting any kids at all (some start early, but most agree its best to live out your youth first). At age 25, yes, you are allowed to THINK about it. If a partner starts implying he/she wants kids, its time to think about if you are mature enough, if you want to be a young parent, or an older parent, do you never want kids, or if you might want them later on, if you have money enough for kids, etc etc, so if a partner want kids, don't just trow them out, but think about it for a while first. I didn't say anything was wrong if the answer was still no. Then when 30, and still answer is no, it probably wont change. Some have kids in their 40, sure, but its not ideal. I'm not saying its anything wrong with it, but you will be 58 when your kid is 18. I'm 25, don't have kids, and probably will never have them either, but wouldn't walk away right away either if I got a partner who wants them, maybe I would think about it first, maybe my mind would change, maybe that partner would make me want to have children with him/her. I didn't mean to give you a wedgie. Why so serious? I didn't take the original post serious either, my post was meant as a joke. So you are welcome, asshole :D

[–]essofluffy 8 points9 points ago

What's wrong with kids bro

[–]Gh0sts44 1 point2 points ago

Maury would like a word with yoooou

[–]super_dave_cares 1 point2 points ago

what's wrong with you, bro

[–]TheBrokenWorld 0 points1 point ago

Seriously? Kids are the end of everything you love!

[–]toe2thaknee 3 points4 points ago

My girlfriend told me to down-vote this because it's a repost.

[–]Braindawg123 1 point2 points ago

riiiiiight. Your girlfriend.

[–]fenderbender 0 points1 point ago

k

[–]ZeeHypnotist -3 points-2 points ago

Sure thing, boss! Take an unoriginal gif and use a stereotypically comedic issue to connect to it, and you'll get all the karma in the world!

The worst part is, it works.

[–]Misc_Rodriguez 3 points4 points ago

Awww, Reddit doesn't work exactly the way you want it to. How sad.