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Livin the dream, man (imgur.com)

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[–]kellygene 250 points251 points ago

he looks really proud lmfao

[–]watchyourspeed 148 points149 points ago

Keep smiling buddy. Years of porn and pot lie ahead of you.

[–]Shrimpolacola 37 points38 points ago

He should take this as a lesson to be more discrete.

[–]draconic86 51 points52 points ago

fuck that, watching porn is nothing to be ashamed of. And neither is smoking pot. He may as well be wearing a sign saying, "I got caught playing video games and drinking caffeinated beverages, this was my punishment"

[–]TheWringer 15 points16 points ago

Discreet*

[–]bsonk 12 points13 points ago

I don't understand why people would downvote you for providing a simple correction. I might understand it if you had been a dick about it, but this I just don't get. Anyway, have a nice day dude.

[–]TheWringer 13 points14 points ago

Oh shit... I didn't even think I was even being a dick about it. Whoops.

[–]bsonk 9 points10 points ago

You weren't though, that's why I don't understand the downvotes.

[–]haywire-ES -1 points0 points ago

It's because his correction is incorrect, it's spelled discrete. :)

[–]bsonk 9 points10 points ago

No. Discrete means "separate from." Discreet means "stealthy, without detection" or "silent, has the discretion to keep big fat mouth shut about compromising things." They are two words with different meanings. I don't think anyone should be downvoted for not knowing something, so have an uptoke on me.

[–]haywire-ES 7 points8 points ago

Ok, my apologies.

And an uptoke for the enlightenment :)

[–]Hardface 1 point2 points ago

And so he should be.

[–]PurpleUrkle 1 point2 points ago

Can't believe this is still getting upvoted after being posted at least a dozen times.

[–]kellygene 1 point2 points ago

thanks :D

[–]xDougiie 110 points111 points ago

Dem sandals.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

swag.

[–]prose-before-hoes 48 points49 points ago

That was part of the punishment.

[–]xerim 23 points24 points ago

Only if he had to wear socks with them.

[–]prose-before-hoes 16 points17 points ago

Damn dude you just replied to two of my comments in like 30 seconds.

[–]xerim 16 points17 points ago

..Did I?

[–]prose-before-hoes 16 points17 points ago

Yeah, you did.

[–]xerim 21 points22 points ago

Yeaaaahhhh.

[–]joebenation 11 points12 points ago

Shoebies! Get off our beach.

[–]lanbrocalrissian 4 points5 points ago

Oh shit I haven't heard that in years, I just wanna watch rocket power now.

[–]gigglefarting 9 points10 points ago

Better than flip flops that constantly fall off your feet. Or maybe I just don't know how to wear flip flops correctly.

[–]Scaryfedoraman 2 points3 points ago

No, you don't. Gotta hook the toes, man. I fucking love flip-flops.

[–]gigglefarting 8 points9 points ago

I do hook the toes, but then it seems like wearing them is more effort than they're worth. I used to rock the sandals like in the picture because of that, but I moved onto the Vibram FiveFingers 4 years ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Uptake for the vibrams. I still wear flip-flops a lot though cause my vibrant smell like foot sweat

[–]gigglefarting 0 points1 point ago

They do get a stench sometimes, but I've washed those shoes more than any other pair of shoes I've ever had.

[–]mrbugle81 1 point2 points ago

I got Merrell trail gloves and I hate normal shoes now. Barefoot all the way..

wear thin socks so they don't smell.

[–]bsonk 1 point2 points ago

If you think Merrell trail gloves are minimal, you should try on a pair of Vivobarefoots. They feel awesome because the sole is like 3mm thick and you can feel the road and the rocks but not the sharpness of said rocks. They also look like regular shoes.

[–]mrbugle81 1 point2 points ago

I did look for the Vivo but I went the merrell initially to get used to barefoot. The feel through the streets is still amazing.

Vivo do a balck pair that I really want to get for work everyday. I hate my business shoes so much now.

[–]bsonk 1 point2 points ago

merrell initially to get used to barefoot.

transition footwear hurts, not helps, attempts to go barefoot

Vivo do a balck pair

I have those, the Vivobarefoot Ra. They are very comfortable and they look formal enough that I plan to wear them to job interviews and funerals and such.

[–]Wayfarer21 0 points1 point ago

I live my vibrams, but people stare like there's a dog fucking my foot and I don't know about it

[–]brbposting 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for being sane! The only thing good about flip flips (slippers for you Hawaiians) is that you can kick them on and off easily. Sandals are so much better to run in and don't make stupid noises when wet. Buy a nice pair that looks good and you shouldn't have issues as long as you keep the socks at bay.

[–]dicot 1 point2 points ago

Tevas. Can run, jump, climb, boat or swim in them. Essential for free floating river rapids (kids, don't free-float the rapids) and doing the LA bike/beach/surf/eat out weekend w/o switching shoes.

[–]brbposting 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. Which are your favorite kind?

[–]Treez-Its 14 points15 points ago

Oh man. I thought I might the only one to notice...

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

That'll teach him a lesson about getting caught.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Giving you an uptoke wasn't enough, so I'm commenting to tell you how hard your comment made me laugh. Added two years to my life. Thanks buddy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This comment made me more happy than it should have...

[–]reddent420 3 points4 points ago

no reason for anything like to be downtoked. what is up r/trees?

[–]StalinsLastStand 72 points73 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I could live with this punishment 208coms 765pts 4mos funny
Oh God this poor child.. 250coms 758pts 6mos trees
troll parents at their best 17coms 70pts 1yr pics
I wanna meet his parents. 7coms 34pts 9mos funny
I think the picture speaks for itself. 341coms 863pts 8mos pics
Shameless.... Parenting... 3coms 31pts 6mos funny
Sucks to be him 15coms 44pts 1yr pics
This is gonna make his parents mad! 6coms 24pts 10mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]jonjopop 5 points6 points ago

Excellent research, sir. If only I could up vote twice.

[–]JoshMachines 7 points8 points ago

You can. I do that every time.

[–]coredump 4 points5 points ago

The trick is to first downvote. Upvote again and voila, +2.

[–]ThomW 18 points19 points ago

If I saw that I'd give the guy a high-five.

[–]Pessach 2 points3 points ago

I'd wash my hands afterwards...

[–]elwood78 0 points1 point ago

agreed..

[–]thatsnotoregano 74 points75 points ago

"I do things most people do, so this is my punishment."

[–]sexyhamster89 35 points36 points ago

common misconception amongst potheads; not everybody smokes weed.

i'm not an asshole, i'm just a realist

[–]farmerjoe1996 15 points16 points ago

He said "most people" not every single human being

[–]0311 28 points29 points ago

I doubt that over 50% of the world's population smokes weed.

[–]farmerjoe1996 3 points4 points ago

come on man. give us a break.

[–]thatsnotoregano 8 points9 points ago

I doubt 50% of the world's population would punish someone for jerking it and smoking a bowl by standing on a sidewalk with what is supposed to be an embarrassing sign.

This is very obviously in America, where I would wager that 50% of the population has at least tried weed.

[–]j0hnson 7 points8 points ago

in fact over 50% of the US population would like to see weed legalized.

source

[–]LlammaPandaCatClub MFLB 7 points8 points ago

Well 50 percent of people who voted in that online poll, old people wouldn't be online as much and they're always fucking everyone else over, especially in Canadian voting.

[–]aaronpike1 6 points7 points ago

yeah, fuck old people

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Fuck young people who don't show up to vote.

[–]otherside9 3 points4 points ago

The interview was done over the phone, not online.

[–]thatsnotoregano 2 points3 points ago

Additionally, the elderly population is gaining huge momentum with marijuana, politically.

There's a pro-legalization campaign in south Florida targeting them specifically.

[–]acidwashedpanties 2 points3 points ago

Hell yes, it is. Old people are becoming suspicious of the pharmaceuticals being shoved in their faces to "cure aging" and becoming more interested in the substances those industries actively try to downplay. There's nothing that I love more than the healthy hypocrisy of a gun-toting Fox-News-watching red stater who is completely and totally pro-regulation for medicinal pot.

Some of the best and more sincere faces of the marijuana movement are widows who got busted growing pot for their ailing partners.

[–]bsonk 0 points1 point ago

That gives me confidence that there are enough old people in the survey, because who the fuck else has a landline and is home from 9-5?

[–]lyanocoste 1 point2 points ago

let him hope.

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

No, not most people. About 8% of the United States population smokes more than once a year.

[–]Roobitz 2 points3 points ago

source?

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

http://www.samhsa.gov/data/NSDUH/2k10NSDUH/2k10Results.htm#2.2

That's for ages 12 to 17, scroll down for 18 to 25, it's a bit higher, then scroll down for older ages. I was a bit low on my estimates, as I last read the 2009 study, but it's still nowhere near a majority.

[–]Roobitz 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, kind sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]herenseti 0 points1 point ago

Most people have tried weed, and a good percentage still do.

[–]jakebluu -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I think I read that like 25% of Americans have smoked at least once.

[–]Tru-Queer 61 points62 points ago

Step 1: Smoke weed.

Step 2: Watch porn.

Step 3: Stand on curb with cardboard.

Step 4: Do it again the next day.

Step 5: ??????????????????

Step 6: PROFIT

[–]Serious_username 29 points30 points ago

Step 5: Charge redditors for photos

[–]xerim 11 points12 points ago

Step 5: Take a picture of it and put it on reddit for karma.

[–]derpent024 6 points7 points ago

Step 5: Do step 5 again.

[–]xerim 4 points5 points ago

Step 6: Do step 5 again.

[–]derpent024 2 points3 points ago

Step 7: Go back to step 6.

[–]AFrogsLife 21 points22 points ago

You should throw him a nice green bud as you drive by! :D

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 9 points10 points ago

No need to be ashamed!

[–]King420fly 6 points7 points ago

Was he smoking pot AND watching porn at the same time?

[–]Scaryfedoraman 5 points6 points ago

Yeah.

That's how you win.

Source: Personal experience.

[–]Mr_Zand 11 points12 points ago

9/10 would do again.

[–]austindanson 5 points6 points ago

Loving that smirk on his face. Keep up the good work kid.

[–]Coffeeshopman 8 points9 points ago

Horrible parents.

[–]shitterplug -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, shame on them for actually punishing their kid!

Dumbass.

[–]Coffeeshopman 2 points3 points ago

Shaming them in this fashion is reprehensible.

This will only build walls when communication and understanding could bring them closer.

[–]PoopyMcfartface 2 points3 points ago

Yeah... why talk to your kid about these things, when you can just attempt to publicly shame them.

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

Haha... my god. It's called punishment for a reason.

[–]kristiano 1 point2 points ago

Hah, you think this actually taught him a lesson? It's more likely that he'll continue his behavior and maybe even smoke more/do harder drugs just to spite his parents. These parents are clearly ignorant as to what works with kids.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

If it were anything but weed or porn, like theft, you would be supporting it.

Parents are such pussies nowadays.

[–]kristiano 0 points1 point ago

Don't assume what I support, I would never support this because it doesn't work. It teaches humiliation instead of understanding. I really hope you're not a parent with that kind of childish attitude towards children.

[–]YOOLIK 11 points12 points ago

Haha just got caught with weed too man. I feel your pain!

[–]prose-before-hoes 11 points12 points ago

My dad told me he's "suspicious." I told him the bathroom window was open because it was hot when I was pooping.

[–]xerim 13 points14 points ago

Nothin worse than a hot dump.

[–]CaptainTurtle 4 points5 points ago

"uhhh.... ya. I opened the window because... I was... uhh... Smoking pot! Ya, that's it. It reaked of marijuana so I opened the window.

...Fuck"

[–]CheezyArmpit 1 point2 points ago

You must have been high if that was your excuse. I would probably have gone for "my poo smells".

[–]CHooTZ 13 points14 points ago

Not OP's pain, this was posted a number of months ago.

[–]BlckMrkt 1 point2 points ago

Shoulda told her it was Chinese Brussel Sprouts. They are expensive!

[–]Dizfunky -1 points0 points ago

Me too man.

[–]FizzMaster0 2 points3 points ago

I do the same thing, but I don't get caught bro.

[–]AL_E_P 2 points3 points ago

i like the variation of lower-case and capital-letters lol

[–]besst 2 points3 points ago

That kid is going to die from all the hi-5's he's going to get.

[–]captaincannibal 3 points4 points ago

Did you find this picture on holyshitithinkifirstsawthiseightyearsago.com ?

[–]JoeYale[S] -1 points0 points ago

No I actually saw it on thisisafunnypictureandidontspendasmuchtimeonmycomputerasyoutorealizeorcarethatthisisarepost.net

[–]youropinionman420 0 points1 point ago

nice try. but on top of being a repost it still isn't funny.

[–]JoeYale[S] 0 points1 point ago

Eh, to each their own. My feelings aren't hurt.

[–]sexyhamster89 1 point2 points ago

i bet his mom uploaded this while he was sleeping

ULTIMATE SHAME

[–]Pouderpuff 1 point2 points ago

That's the best smug smile I've ever seen. Honestly though, who doesn't Fap?

[–]btoxic 1 point2 points ago

If I saw him on the side of the road I wold give him a high five. Then get him to [5].

[–]tomzo 1 point2 points ago

Best way to deal with it is to enjoy standing there and annoy your parents more!

[–]Ginguh_Ninja 1 point2 points ago

Fuck the parents that are hazing their kid like this.

[–]IngloriousScrewUp 1 point2 points ago

Just another repost on the front page...sigh

[–]hockyboofer 1 point2 points ago

not a bad punishment. enjoy the outdoors

[–]thechapattack 1 point2 points ago

I think public shamings are horrible. Even if the parents thought it was bad why would they want to try and humiliate there son? That could cause a great deal of psychological damage. Also I would smoke this kid out if I saw this in real life.

[–]question-sleep 1 point2 points ago

This only works if what you did was actually shameful.

[–]98erics 1 point2 points ago

if i saw that guy on the side of the road, i would stop and get out and give him 20 bucks. or a nugget.

[–]TheTreesGod 1 point2 points ago

A proud ent...

[–]TjGallagher 1 point2 points ago

this is disgusting

[–]DarkSolace 2 points3 points ago

Ain't nothin wrong with smoke suckin' and hand-fuckin.' uptoke for doing it right.

[–]Fritzman1998 0 points1 point ago

Worth it. .^

[–]DextrosKnight 0 points1 point ago

I hope that kid gets tons of high fives while he's standing there

[–]telldrak 0 points1 point ago

Parents try to publicly shame kid...

Kid makes more friends more easily.

[–]chip812 0 points1 point ago

High Five... You're doing it right...

[–]gibsoncoca 0 points1 point ago

This is more dangerous than pot or porn.

[–]georgism 0 points1 point ago

He should have added "donations accepted".

[–]TheGeekVault 0 points1 point ago

In retrospect that's not a bad punishment.

[–]valkyrie123 0 points1 point ago

Wow dude, you're normal. Too bad your parents are dicks.

[–]AH64 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for posting this, it's never been posted before.~

[–]mrsblonde 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like all my weeknights...

[–]IAMJesusAMAA 0 points1 point ago

Weed and porn at the same time? must have been worth it

[–]Peuned 1 point2 points ago

Did you smoke weed or incense, or enjoy concentrates like oils, Jesus?

Always wanted to ask.

[–]vinegarstrokes420 0 points1 point ago

Keep living it up man, don't let anyone hold you back from what you do best. As for me, time for a smoke and choke

[–]shmeghanrochelle 0 points1 point ago

The grin on his face is priceless

[–]rgraves22 0 points1 point ago

My 14 year old sister got caught shoplifting from Sephoria.. took about 300 in makeup. My dad wanted her punishment (instead of community service) to wear a sign outside of her high school saying "I Stole Makeup and got caught "

[–]EroSennin78 0 points1 point ago

Totally worth it. This will probably make him more popular :D

[–]imtrent 0 points1 point ago

Like a MOTHA FUCKIN BOSS

[–]sweetgreggo 0 points1 point ago

There should be a line of people there giving him high fives.

[–]slainj 0 points1 point ago

if you were a man

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully he learned his lesson: clearing your history, eye drops, and fabreez works wonders.

[–]Peuned 0 points1 point ago

Keep smiling like that, own it, and you'll put mcLovin to shame.

Is he old enough to know that movie? How fucking old young am i...christ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Somebody buy this kid a beer!

[–]poncealyosha 0 points1 point ago

Yes, because shame is a GREAT way to parent.

[–]bryanttt 0 points1 point ago

Apparently the key to massive amounts of karma is waiting 1 month then reposting this picture.

[–]office_ 0 points1 point ago

i like this repost, they waited a while to make it less obvious :p

[–]joshuaseal 0 points1 point ago

i nearlly shit myself reading this and imagining you getting caught lmfOOO

[–]kingart13 0 points1 point ago

honestly, this is really awesome, i don't want to have it myself but seriously how epic is this

[–]treespleaseSC 0 points1 point ago

It could only be better if he was holding the sign above his head and chanting. Future activist!

[–]stankycheez22 0 points1 point ago

new background

[–]Deeok 0 points1 point ago

haha this is high school defined

[–]HAFWAM 0 points1 point ago

his parents deserve to be tortured by wu-tang.

[–]ShpongleHead -1 points0 points ago

r/karmaconspiracy

[–]MilbyZone -1 points0 points ago

As unfortunate as this is.. HAHAHAHAH

[–]hendeeze -1 points0 points ago

If I seen you on the street, Id give you 2 honks and a thumbs up

[–]Alpha17x -1 points0 points ago

So a lot of fist bumps, but not hand shakes man, sorry, and cheers then?

[–]axxxle -1 points0 points ago

Cheer up, buddy. Being on Reddit isn't punishment!

[–]nighttwolf93 -1 points0 points ago

lmao its so damn funny cause he is just smiling with no fucks given. be proud stay proud, keep token..

[–]AirborneAquarium1 -1 points0 points ago

He should also be punished for wearing those mandals.

[–]Cthulhu208 -1 points0 points ago

He knows he's done bong and he wants to make it light

[–]JesseJustChilln -1 points0 points ago

You the man

[–]Firedem0n -1 points0 points ago

Guys...chill out :)

[–]youropinionman420 -2 points-1 points ago

shit like this makes me want to throw in the towel and head to /r/eldertrees

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