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[–]t0mbstone 12 points13 points ago

The trick, I've discovered, is to hide every post after you read/view/comment/process it.

This ensures hours of fresh content every day, and you can even move between computers and mobile devices without losing track of your position (because hidden posts are tracked on an account basis, while blue/purple links are simply tracked locally based on your browsing history).

I know it's time to stop browsing when I notice the posts I'm reading are approaching "knights of new" relevance (less than 50 votes). It can take hours to reach that point, though.

Side Note: I highly recommend installing Reddit Enhancement Suite (if you haven't already). The keyboard shortcut to hide items is "h", and there are a number of other keyboard shortcuts to navigate the list, too.

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

I'd never thought of that. Thank you!

[–]ichibandemon -1 points0 points ago

I use RES, and "Reddit is fun" for Android. I upvote and downvote EVERYTHING. If I do that, they never show up on my computer, or phone ever again. <3

[–]Tinkerboots 1 point2 points ago

Same here. before I click a link I upvote, then I don't have to remember to do it later. If I really dislike a link I can just downvote afterwards but that rarely happens.

[–]robertlatka 9 points10 points ago

what movie is this again?

[–]Mike_Wazowski 12 points13 points ago

[–]ninja_for_hire -1 points0 points ago

fight club for faggots

[–]darthbone 4 points5 points ago

Was anyone else totally fucking impressed with him in that movie?

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

Oui

[–]MizzElissa 0 points1 point ago

Is it Youth in Revolt? Just wondering.

[–]Cmaffeo3 2 points3 points ago

"I fucking hate regular Cheerios"

[–]Rumer 2 points3 points ago

Anyone else find that kinda hot?

[–]yasisterstwat 1 point2 points ago

If you browse reddit on your iphone, use alien blue. At the bottom where you hit liad more you can slide the button to the left to hide all read posts or to the right to hide all posts. Theres a little bug with this though. After it loads the new ones if you slide left to hide read itll show the read ones with some new ones, just pull the page down to do a normal refresh again and it refreshes all the read ones. Love this app.

[–]toooffface 0 points1 point ago

Ugh god, he should never ever grow a mustache again.

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

Try the NEW tab. Its always changing.

[–]claudesoph -2 points-1 points ago

*Reddit's

[–]pinksphinx 0 points1 point ago

Exactly why I'm here.

[–]redditorforthemoment -2 points-1 points ago

I find it humorous that Michael Cera's "bad side" equates to flipping over an empty bowl

[–]WiseAwl 6 points7 points ago

No, there's cereal and milk in it. You can see it spill out when he flips the bowl over.

[–]Mike_Wazowski 2 points3 points ago

You forgot the reversing a car and campervan into a cafe and making him overdose on mushrooms.

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[–]AnalBurns 2 points3 points ago

Cool!