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Just the eyes (i.imgur.com)

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[–]iamlegend188 70 points71 points ago

Her face belongs in a chain letter.

[–]lowbudgetbatman 71 points72 points ago

if we get 1000 likes the chicken will give back her eyes!!!!111!!

[–]B92JOHNSON 11 points12 points ago

Give us 1000 likes or the Zombie baby eats the chicken!

[–]georgeaf99 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why she had to be a zombie baby.

[–]lajkabaus 1 point2 points ago

As well as in Coraline's book. Holy shit.

[–]LiamJoseph 105 points106 points ago

It's ok guys, I fixed it.

[–]I_talk_about_stuff 91 points92 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Um5V7.jpg

[–]LiamJoseph 131 points132 points ago

I'm sorry but that cannot be correct. After closely inspecting the pixels, I believe this to be the most accurate reconstruction of the original photo (the hat was, of course, out of frame in the shoop).

[–]A_Robison 7 points8 points ago

haha, sweet bowler

[–]12LetterName 8 points9 points ago

I find it rather Odd.

[–]A_Robison 6 points7 points ago

nice Job

[–]MisterDonkey 1 point2 points ago

You're pretty sharp.

[–]A_Robison 1 point2 points ago

Can't tell if pun thread is still going...

[–]Primal80s 2 points3 points ago

The ol' Reddit Switcheroodle-doodle-doo

[–]Le_Karma_Whore 0 points1 point ago

this, in itself, is worthy of being submitted to r/WTF. Although I am a Karma Whore, I'm a good whore. Not some cheap whore.

[–]cyclopath 75 points76 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/yCVrM.jpg

[–]Phorgasmic 1 point2 points ago

thanks saved my day

[–]Banko 0 points1 point ago

They're upside-down! lol

[–]Lonadar 2 points3 points ago

Stop using my brain as an ass!

[–]super_INEK 66 points67 points ago

looks at chicken first: hey that looks nice. but why does it have those eyes. looks up: OH MA GOD REEKRIS, LORD HAVE MERCY

[–]Ethosia 80 points81 points ago

GET DA WATER NIGGA

[–]Haasts_Eagle 27 points28 points ago

For people who are confused: The hilarious context!

[–]DarumaMan 2 points3 points ago

Thanks mate. I always stumble around Reddit only knowing half of what people talk about.

[–]orthag 1 point2 points ago

If I die laughing at that, you're paying for my funeral.

[–]B92JOHNSON 20 points21 points ago

MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG CHICKENS!

[–]CrunchyHamster 79 points80 points ago

One of the best I've ever...seen.

[–]SomeFakeInternetName -1 points0 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]seaweed_shark 17 points18 points ago

Welp, this'll be in my dreams tonight.

[–]bmxguitar01 8 points9 points ago

When you don't sleep, you cant dream

[–]Neodymium 10 points11 points ago

Actually if you don't sleep for long enough you actually kind of start dreaming while you're awake.

[–]bmxguitar01 1 point2 points ago

Til. I stand corrected

[–]Midnight_Skye 1 point2 points ago

holy shit, thy sounds awesome

[–]rehsarht 2 points3 points ago

Sleep deprivation can cause some pretty heavy duty hallucinations, as well as feelings of euphoria.

[–]SkyWulf 2 points3 points ago

I would not describe it as euphoria. More like pants-shitting terror.

[–]Midnight_Skye -1 points0 points ago

Euphoria? Isn't "euphoric" a word for happy?

[–]movieman94 0 points1 point ago

Actually?

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[–]bmxguitar01 0 points1 point ago

hahaha I didn't try that!

[–]TENKAISOUNDS 10 points11 points ago

I'm in the apple store right now, changing as many desktop backgrounds as possible with this image.

[–]hypnonewt 11 points12 points ago

Reminds me of one of these http://www.infamouskidd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/troll-dolls.jpg

[–]maxysaxy 6 points7 points ago

I have seen many things in my years on the internet, and I can confirm that this is some creepy shit.

[–]payne325 13 points14 points ago

Is that photoshoped, or is there some kind of genuine condition/surgery that has been done here?

[–]Neodymium 65 points66 points ago

Yes, a chicken and a human girl had their eyes swapped. She was blind before but can actually see with the chicken's eyes, although they are a little unfortunate looking. I am lying.

[–]facestab 8 points9 points ago

I think you are lying.

[–]fuckyoubarry 0 points1 point ago

Can the chicken still see? Why would they put nonfunctional human eyes in the chicken?

[–]HINKLO 4 points5 points ago

Just to be fair.

[–]HoaryPlatypus 13 points14 points ago

I don't think it's photoshopped, poor girl just has terrible teeth.

[–]Sil369 4 points5 points ago

should be in /r/creepy!

[–]rehsarht 4 points5 points ago

Send it there and leave it there. Fuck.

[–]K16 4 points5 points ago

Suspicious chicken is suspicious

[–]trampstampchamp 2 points3 points ago

Fuck! That's beyond creepy!

[–]geten123 2 points3 points ago

looks guillermo del toro-ish

[–]AndyMaite 2 points3 points ago

that chicken looks so shifty!

[–]Stinkmonster 2 points3 points ago

I've seen that movie. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3107/2680342845_46309532a8.jpg

[–]Paublo1 1 point2 points ago

Dark Crystal make me happy for one moment then immediately old the next.

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

She looks ready to eat it.

[–]ohheyheyheyhey 1 point2 points ago

This is fucking terrifying.

[–]Cuchulain1803 1 point2 points ago

Hey look. It's jeff.

[–]Conradical314 1 point2 points ago

DO NOT WANT

[–]mishakaz 1 point2 points ago

I hate you so much for this, but I can't look away.

[–]lawnknome52 1 point2 points ago

God help us

[–]moogoesthecat 1 point2 points ago

And that, kids, is how you make Star Wars creatures.

[–]TheRealAntiher0 1 point2 points ago

That is god damn terrifying. I'm not going to sleep well tonight.

[–]scracher25 1 point2 points ago

It's like a face swap, only a lot more terrifying.

[–]Nerozero 1 point2 points ago

I had no idea how well human eyes work on a chicken... Or how batshit scary chicken eyes are on humans

[–]nikiu 1 point2 points ago

What kind of sorcery is this?

[–]effin_dead_again 1 point2 points ago

For reasons unknown to me this picture reminded me of this

[–]DentD 1 point2 points ago

Dammit, now I have to go watch Pan's Labyrinth again...

[–]noking 0 points1 point ago

Do you think it's because her fingers are kinda straight even though she's holding a chicken and that's a bit like how that dude's fingers are straight? Just guessin here.

[–]effin_dead_again 0 points1 point ago

It's the weird ass eyes...

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point ago

Naw, couldn't be. How do you figure?

[–]Kleenex_Destroyer 1 point2 points ago

Burn it at the stake.

[–]youRheaDiSoNfirE 0 points1 point ago

My insides are quivering and I'm scared shitless - happy?

[–]TheCrazyPineapple 0 points1 point ago

Terrifying.

[–]Foxrain007 0 points1 point ago

This will haunt me

[–]buzassy 0 points1 point ago

Someone please do this with the Sun Bear.

[–]Tolojolo 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a Herzog quote where he says the eyes of a chicken are hell and madness.

[–]spurious_interrupt 0 points1 point ago

GO TO SLEEP

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

That chicken looks so fucking shady. I wouldn't trust his ass at all.

[–]machinegunmax 0 points1 point ago

I was watching a horror movie when a really scary bit happened, then opened this. I almost shat myself.

[–]CustosMentis 0 points1 point ago

I can't shake the feeling that that chicken.....knows something.

[–]thornik 0 points1 point ago

Would make a good album cover

[–]srtor 0 points1 point ago

The chicken "Oh god! I am with a zombie!"

[–]syrent 0 points1 point ago

So that's what Brian Peppers always reminded me of!

[–]Normalling 0 points1 point ago

There should've been a warning: do not open this if you are eating a chicken sandwich.

Barf.

(or a little girl sandwich)

[–]lastwind 0 points1 point ago

That is one sexy chicken.

[–]SoMuch4TheLightShow 0 points1 point ago

TIL how terrifying chicken eyes are.

[–]luckybuck 0 points1 point ago

ewok

[–]DentD 0 points1 point ago

Bite the pillow, I'm going in.

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point ago

...dry

[–]duckrodeo 0 points1 point ago

She has Nigel Thornberry's eyes.

[–]happy_little_peanut 0 points1 point ago

Note to self: chicken eyes=nightmare fuel. Got it.

[–]w3sticles 0 points1 point ago

"That's just sad. Oh wait no, it's an eye-swap."

[–]General_Bahlsax 0 points1 point ago

She's cock-eyed bad

[–]AnnoyingOptimist 0 points1 point ago

Photoshop

[–]Floreally 0 points1 point ago

godammit that was like something right out of Coraline

[–]MisterDonkey 0 points1 point ago

Something tells me that chicken's up to no good.

[–]UMadApple 0 points1 point ago

the chicken looks like a pokemon for some reason

[–]Digitalol 0 points1 point ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

Someone get this child to containment!

I need a list of everyone this little girl has come in contact with in 48 hours, including any public places she has been in the last day!

LIVES ARE ON THE LINE PEOPLE!

[–]TerryArchi -1 points0 points ago

The eyes are poping out of those face anuses.

[–]pinkythug -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of pain from naruto

[–]AyoTech -2 points-1 points ago

I saw the chiken first -shudder-

[–]Inessia -2 points-1 points ago

NSFW pls

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