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[–]jzimbert 652 points653 points ago

I don't care how they choose to pronounce it. If they spell it with only two vowels, I'm going to pronounce it with only two vowels.

[–]mordacthedenier 184 points185 points ago

[–]feureau 19 points20 points ago

Has anyone gone meta with that subreddit yet?

[–]randomgoat 43 points44 points ago

I pressed the crosswalk button with no intention of crossing the street today... Hack the planet.

[–]GrammarFailure 2 points3 points ago

several times a week.

[–]UTC_Hellgate 101 points102 points ago

[–]AffableJack 29 points30 points ago

Hey, Ace... you got any more of that gum?

[–]captain9 43 points44 points ago

that's none of your damn business and I would appreciate it if you stayed out of my personal affairs

[–]mhelliwell 14 points15 points ago

You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy.

[–]WalCs 12 points13 points ago

[–]damngoodcheese 15 points16 points ago

"Things belong to the people who use them not the people who create them."

We made this website what it is we shall name it what it is....

[–]toejam10 9 points10 points ago

You and I will fight the great fight

[–]Dairhenien 6 points7 points ago

Exactly. It's supposed to be pronounced "jif" instead of "gif" too, but you won't see me going around talking about peanut butter when I mean a photo file format.

[–]DaCeph 1 point2 points ago

I saw that post too

[–]KnoxVegas325 18 points19 points ago

pronounced "image-er" rater than "im-gur." Well TIL...

[–]bigbluemofo 12 points13 points ago

I wholeheartedly agree. There are some hard and fast rules to language and word construction. It's shit just like this contributing to the general degradation of grammar, spelling, and written communication.

Why is it so easy for so many people to treat language as if it's entirely subjective? No one does this with math. I can't just decide that 2+2=5 because it sounds cool to me. And, likewise, no matter how hip I think it may be, b-o-b does not spell 'bill' (nor is i-m-g-u-r pronounced with 3 syllables-this is not a matter of opinion).

[–]eye_patch_willy 1 point2 points ago

Math never changes, it never has and never will. Language does change, it always has, and always will. There are rules but they are not as rigid as you imply.

[–]weenerhole 5 points6 points ago

AGREED. LOGIC ALL THE WAY!

[–]ImBeingSeriousHere 1 point2 points ago

Hell yeah. Spell what you pronounce and pronounce what you spell.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I read your username as "jizz 'em, Bert!!"

[–]minecrafterambesten[!] 1 point2 points ago

Which is why you should pronounce it the correct way: im-jerr

[–]BriskSC 373 points374 points ago

I'm still going to pronounce it im-grr.. I don't give a fuck.

[–]Oididoi 132 points133 points ago

I second this motion.

[–]nyjets4life6 98 points99 points ago

everyone in favor?

[–]Oididoi 60 points61 points ago

abstentions?

[–]avocaz 93 points94 points ago

motion passed.

[–]Oididoi 116 points117 points ago

The pronunciation has now officially been changed, all opposed can fuck off.

[–]Former_Manc 28 points29 points ago

Hear hear.

[–]NotaMethAddict 30 points31 points ago

[–]nullCaput 1 point2 points ago

Ima-gwar?

[–]ReyTheRed 171 points172 points ago

Screw that. I shall pronounce it however I damn well please.

[–]HadManySons 64 points65 points ago

Just like .gif

[–]theiginator 27 points28 points ago

[–]HadManySons 91 points92 points ago

TL;DR Also, ghiff!

[–]kingwolfos 26 points27 points ago

TIL PNG was intended to be pronounced "ping"

[–]Br0ski 39 points40 points ago

My entire life is a lie. First imgur, then GIF, now PNG?

[–]TheMoro 4 points5 points ago

HOLD ME

[–]Rasputin_PoleSmiter 1 point2 points ago

The trifecta. I know that feel, bro.

[–]Domaurefilla 13 points14 points ago

How else does one say it? I thought it was "ping"...

[–]SirCannonFodder 12 points13 points ago

How it's spelt. I mean, you wouldn't pronounce the abbreviation of "Papua New Guinea" as "ping" either, would you?

[–]pa79 10 points11 points ago

Why jiff? The G stands for Graphics and I will continue to pronounce it so. And imgur will remain 'imgoor'. Say I said so!

[–]4LostSoulsinaBowl 15 points16 points ago

If I invent a word, and I mispronounce it, it's still wrong. If he wanted it to be pronounced jif, he should have spelled it that way.

[–]theiginator 3 points4 points ago

It's not being mispronounced. Words beginning with 'G' can have a hard or soft sound. The file format 'gif' is correctly pronounced "jiff", and intended by its creator. By your line of reasoning, the words 'genetics' and 'giraffe' should be pronounced ghentics and gur-aff.

[–]SirCannonFodder 4 points5 points ago

Tell me, where is the soft g in "Graphics Interchange Format"? Hint: It's not in "Graphics", which is what the G in GIF stands for. If he wanted his precious abbreviation to be pronounced with a soft g, maybe he shouldn't have made it stand for a word with a hard one.

[–]IHaveToBeThatGuy 2 points3 points ago

So SCUBA should be "Scuhba" instead of "scooba"?

[–]theiginator 1 point2 points ago

There aren't rules for acronym pronunciation. 'G' can get either a soft or hard sound. The creator of this word chose to use a soft g sound. Acronym pronunciation must not always rely upon the words within the acronym. If that were the case, jpeg would be pronounced J-pheg.

[–]Rasputin_PoleSmiter 6 points7 points ago

Fuck that; if I have to pronounce it with a 'j', you best believe that shit is going to be a soft 'j'. I'm going to tell people all about the hilarious "yiffs" I saw last night and if I recall correctly, that's a turbo creepy form of Japanese porn (come to think of it, it's redundant to mention "creepy" when describing Japanese porn).

[–]Cycix 1 point2 points ago

Yapanese porn.

[–]joshuran 13 points14 points ago

hard g, as in gumption, gratuity, gynecologist

[–]doomboy1000 29 points30 points ago

From now on a few select people will pronounce those jumption, jratuity, and jynecologist.

[–]sambeano 17 points18 points ago

Jynecologist for va-jynes?

[–]HadManySons 12 points13 points ago

No no, va-ghynas.

[–]Jisaw 7 points8 points ago

Va-guy-nahs?

[–]kingwolfos 1 point2 points ago

You may be onto something here. That makes much more sense.

[–]sleepfighter7 2 points3 points ago

[–]pedropants 9 points10 points ago

...and graphics interchange format. Damn straight.

[–]Lochsexmonster 8 points9 points ago

Wait, people pronounce it another way?

[–]jimb3rt 24 points25 points ago

Choosy developers choose .gif

[–]chaqalaqalaqa 6 points7 points ago

The correct way to pronounce it is with a soft g, as in "jiffy"

[–]PotConnoisseur 3 points4 points ago

"jiff"

[–]youstolemyname 1 point2 points ago

Joint Photographic Experts Group

Using this logic, JPEG should be pronounced JFEG

[–]jimb3rt 3 points4 points ago

So it's pronounced "grif"?

[–]koy5 1 point2 points ago

It's funny I know who that is, but I only know rooster teeth through their pod cast. I love listening to them have fun and I play their pod casts on long drives all the time.

[–]Resentable 4 points5 points ago

Following that logic, .jpg's are now pronounced "j-phags"

[–]spacecadet06 1 point2 points ago

but at least gif could conceivably be pronounced as jiff, it has all the correct letters for that to be the case. Imgur...where the hell does the "age" come from?

[–]weapongod30 2 points3 points ago

"Img" is short for "image." That's where it comes from.

[–]NotAMoron 1 point2 points ago

I shall continue to pronounce it Imma-goo-er.

[–]todenyyrgoal 127 points128 points ago

TIL: Majority of redditors are freaks about grammar and pronunciation until a majority of them fail to properly pronounce something. Then they just don't give a "flying fuck".

[–]Br0ski 12 points13 points ago

prescriptivism vs descriptivism

[–]szchm 1 point2 points ago

Oh, fuck prescriptivism. We've got a solid phonetic system, and English doesn't need to be any more tortuous and bewildering than it already is. We just need people to make sure nobody invents any more words until they understand the existing system.

[–]mutatedllama 1 point2 points ago

Let's be fair; it's not even a real word.

[–]tokeyoh 58 points59 points ago

i thought it was ihm-jer

[–]shanna1221 11 points12 points ago

Upvote because, 1, me too, and 2, like the only pronunciation spelling I've seen on this page that is unambiguous!

[–]creepyeyes 6 points7 points ago

This is how I say it as well, though I accept I'm wrong. That being said, I'll still probably keep saying it this way.

[–]personman 1 point2 points ago

This is obviously the only acceptable pronunciation. It has the soft g of 'image' but doesn't invent vowel sounds from nowhere.

[–]Soonermandan 42 points43 points ago

I call it "Image U R".

[–]base9 31 points32 points ago

Said as Yoda.

[–]Riddlerforce 5 points6 points ago

"Image U R," I call it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

judging by this thread, the minority you are

[–]sometimes-i-lie 1 point2 points ago

Fucking yes.

[–]FaithwithinReason 6 points7 points ago

Judging by this thread, we are the minority.

[–]squatdeadpress 1 point2 points ago

I thought I was the only one. I also had my own way of saying meme.

[–]SanJose_Sharks 73 points74 points ago

Most people call it "imgur".

[–]SomeGuyWithABoner 39 points40 points ago

Imm-ger is how I have always said it in my head.

[–]Br0ski 1 point2 points ago

everyone calls it imgur

[–]scylus 1 point2 points ago

For me it's "imh-guhr," hard syllables like saying "Mordor" or maybe a Dothraki word.

[–]H3llo_People 26 points27 points ago

Yeah, like I actually have people to talk to.. Psssh.

[–]Buscat 7 points8 points ago

imm-jurr.

[–]Anticitizen-Zero 68 points69 points ago

I assumed it was pronounced "imager" because it's a website that hosts images.

I really don't know what an "im-grr" is.

[–]JarlaxleForPresident 13 points14 points ago

we are the only ones. it's spelled pretty retarded, but deduction should fill in the gaps.

[–]doozerman 23 points24 points ago

We are the logical chosen few

[–]alternateF4 1 point2 points ago

img = image

ur = yur

edit: if you say it fast it sounds like immature.

[–]alcoholiccactus 4 points5 points ago

I honestly didn't know there wasn't an a in it for months. Thought it was imagur, and the u was because they could.

[–]creepyeyes 2 points3 points ago

Well, look at how it's spelled. Imgur. There are two vowels, which suggests two syllables. The first is "Im" with a soft "I" because there are two vowels between "i" and "u." The next is "gur," which is using a hard "g" because I guess that's the more common way that letter is used. So, it comes out as "ihm-gurr." Or, as OP wrote it, "im-grr."

Personally I've always said "Ihm-jurr" because I recognized the g was from the word "image" and so it was probably a soft g.

But seriously, look at how that name is spelled and tell me where the "a" in "imager" is hiding.

[–]Kopiok 1 point2 points ago

I've always pronounced it "Image-er" and I will TELL YOU MY LOGIC~

I've always used "img" as short hand for "image" and as such I have always expanded the abbrev. in my head to the sound "Image". Therefore, Imgur = "Image"+"ur" = "Image-er"

[–]youstolemyname 1 point2 points ago

img = image

Do you call .img files "img" files or "image" files?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

I always pronounced it im-gur

[–]Jckruz 36 points37 points ago

Im-grr for life!

[–]HiyaGeorgie 16 points17 points ago

They host Gifs and Jifs there as well.

[–]oatmealdestroyer 5 points6 points ago

The past few months have been a lie to me.

[–]LizYellowSourFruit 17 points18 points ago

Did you know meme is "meeem"

[–]redfreetrog 21 points22 points ago

I say meem, but my brain wants to say it 'mem', like the french word for same; as in: cette image est la meme chose que celui la.

[–]statusone 45 points46 points ago

Lol, what do people actually say 'me-me'?

[–]abithozak 19 points20 points ago

Oddly, the person who told me how to pronounce imgur correctly mispronounces meme this way.

[–]donandino 10 points11 points ago

I've heard a lot of people say it like "meh-meh"

[–]DulcisLuna 1 point2 points ago

Also, may-may.

[–]ryumast3r 2 points3 points ago

My friend pronounces it this way and I can't help but want to strangle him every time he does.

Also, it sounds like "sister" or girl in general in Chinese.

i.e. ni shi piaoliang meimei (you are a pretty girl).

[–]tofuwaffles 2 points3 points ago

i say maim

[–]Englishmuffin1 1 point2 points ago

Erhmahgerd...maims

[–]dolenyoung 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was like maim..like how meme (same) is pronounced in french with one o' those accent thingies on it.

[–]7_legged_spider 2 points3 points ago

[–]Jewtheist 4 points5 points ago

The first time I read The Hobbit, I read Bilbo's name as "Bib-lo" for the whole book.

[–]uk2knerf 1 point2 points ago

prefects were perfects for me till the movie came out.

[–]10tothe24th 2 points3 points ago

If you wanted people to pronounce your company's name correctly, you should have spelled it phonetically.

[–]DarthSokka 17 points18 points ago

[–]Larius 5 points6 points ago

Hmm I feel like upvoting and downvoting at the same time... BECAUSE IM-GRR

Also meh-meh.

[–]Tyranichomp 2 points3 points ago

LIES!!!!!!!!

[–]tahez 2 points3 points ago

Jokes on them, I pronounce it "image-grr".

[–]ThickRedWine 4 points5 points ago

I made the same face while reading the title....

[–]BrandoGil 4 points5 points ago

ER MAH GERD!

IM GUR

[–]420BlazingButterflie 6 points7 points ago

I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

[–]Lington 4 points5 points ago

I've always pronounced it image-er, just because it was easier to say. Never was sure what was right

[–]creepyeyes 1 point2 points ago

I say "Im-jurr" because that's even easier.

[–]ManInTheMirage 8 points9 points ago

Image-er? They're missing a vowel for that.

[–]DuchySleeps 11 points12 points ago

Img is short hand for image, img is generally read allowed as 'Image and not' whatever the pronunciation of 'img' would be.

So it's only common sense that Imgur would be the amalgamation of Image and er, right?

Reading all of these messages makes me question my sanity. WHAT IS RIGHT, MANINTHEMIRAGE? WHAT IS RIGHT?

[–]HolyCheck 5 points6 points ago

You are right. Reddit's general reaction has boggled my mind.

[–]creepyeyes 5 points6 points ago

It's not exactly common sense, since really nowhere else in English do you see an abbreviation WITHIN a word that is pronounced as it's long version.

[–]EmpyralT 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, but I pronounced it like that every since I first saw it and I didn't give a flying fuck if it was wrong... it just felt right.

[–]Lorinefairy 1 point2 points ago

Wait, isn't it "im-grr?" On April Fool's Day they made it im-giraffe themed..wouldn't that have been a pun on the name?

[–]lizzzard01 1 point2 points ago

I still need someone to tell me wether "4chan" is supposed to be pronounced as "four-chan"(like Jackie chan) or "fortune". I feel like an idiot not knowing.

[–]imacyclops 1 point2 points ago

Baby carrots are just regular carrots that have been cut into adorable tiny carrots.

[–]FMM08 1 point2 points ago

Wa... wait... wh... what? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

[–]Suggested 1 point2 points ago

do the creators call it that or something? how do you know?

[–]PotConnoisseur 1 point2 points ago

This thread reminds me of this...

[–]forceuser 1 point2 points ago

I still read it as "Image your"

[–]goodadvice00 1 point2 points ago

am i really the only one who pronounces it eye-em-gee-you-are

i-m-g-u-r

imgur

[–]coffeegurl 1 point2 points ago

I thought memes where pronounced me-mes...until my sister called me out! Felt like I had been lied to by my brain! It was fun making roadrunner sounds every time I saw a meme. Now it's not.

[–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I was way off, I was thinking they were running for something like "Image Guru" but didn't want to put it shortened as "Imggur", simply removing a "g"

I still will continue to pronounce it as what everyone else has because it is how you read it.

[–]vision4bg 1 point2 points ago

[–]Saint_drums_n_stuff 1 point2 points ago

Forever calling it im-grr. Zero fucks.

[–]StrychnineSteve-O 1 point2 points ago

The grammar nazi in me wants to keep pronouncing it im-grr but after how hard I laughed, I may reconsider. Ah, inner conflictions, how you keep me up at night.

[–]ChrisTex 1 point2 points ago

"Er-mah-ger!"

[–]Kcry 1 point2 points ago

I always thought of it as, Image You Are

[–]GreenyGaming 1 point2 points ago

My take on the pronounciation is EEM-GHUR

[–]Taonyl 0 points1 point ago

I'm sad I had to scroll this far down to find somebody with the same pronounciation.

[–]ZeekySantos 1 point2 points ago

I always thought it was "Im-Gur". Fuck their stupid word.

[–]Dravved 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was "Im-jur"...

[–]epepepturbo 1 point2 points ago

"Im-jur." There is no "a." Imagur. Imgur. Personally, I call it "icky icky icky zapoing." Either that or "Jesus Christ, AGAIN? FUCK IT!!!"

[–]Phoequinox 1 point2 points ago

TIL I've been pronouncing it correctly all along.

[–]FloWolFs 1 point2 points ago

I explained this to my GF the other day. The End no punch line.

[–]dazmond 1 point2 points ago

Using -ur instead of -er very strongly implies a hard g, especially since there's no other apparent reason for it.

[–]IrakNbakNbak 1 point2 points ago

IM GUR DAMMIT!!!

It is like that Tom Hank's movie where the group wanted to be the ONEDERS and have people pronounce it the WONDERS, but everyone said OH NEED ERS.

You can't just say something is pronounced one way if everyone pronounces it another, language doesn't work that way!

[–]soldierofbordom 1 point2 points ago

yanno, just fucked the past 2 years of surfing that site...sticking with im-grr anyway. ez on the tongue to say it

[–]B0ldly_Going_N0where 1 point2 points ago

It is and forever will be im-grr.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I always pronounced it I-M-GR.....

[–]notrightmeow 1 point2 points ago

Nope, I'm going to pronounce it "im-grr."

Insert deal with it gif and we've got a badass meme here.

[–]crispinito 1 point2 points ago

It has been too long of an exposure. The im-grr is too strong in me to change it now.

[–]Tebasaki 1 point2 points ago

Im- grr and meh-meh all the way baby.

[–]megustameme 1 point2 points ago

MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!

[–]Woolybear96 1 point2 points ago

I'm still gonna pronounce it imm-grr.

[–]gumby_arobics 1 point2 points ago

am i the only one around here who has always pronounced it "image-er?"

[–]disharmonia 6 points7 points ago

...you pronounced it 'im-grr'? 0_o

I dunno. It was immediately apparent to me upon encountering it for the first time that it's meant to be pronounced 'imager'

Maybe it comes from doing HTML. When I say 'img src' outloud I say 'image source', not 'imj srs'. So to me, 'img' immediately parses as 'image' when reading.

[–]ohno 1 point2 points ago

I think you're on to something when you say it might come from your html experience. When you see img you translate it to 'image', but most people see 'gu' and pronounce a hard g. That's the rule in English.

[–]akakaze 5 points6 points ago

For some reason I have alwasy spelled it, even in my mind: it's pronounced "I-am-gee-you-are."

[–]CaveExplorer 5 points6 points ago

I'm not going to change.

[–]IEatPierogiesForever 6 points7 points ago

Wait. Wait. Seriously, guys? An image sharing site called imgur with a hard g? Seriously?

I'd take im-jrr, fine, but im-grr? I am seriously mindblown at how/why so many people didn't consider the context here. I SERIOUSLY DON'T EVEN

[–]Deep-Thought 4 points5 points ago

tell me of a word in the english language where gu makes a soft g sound.

[–]JarlaxleForPresident 3 points4 points ago

agreed. the hosts gave the users way too much credit.

[–]nix-xon 1 point2 points ago

[–]i_start_fires 4 points5 points ago

Either you pronounce it im-gur or you're wrong

[–]treydestepheno 1 point2 points ago

fuck that shit! there's no A in imgur!! fuck them all in the ass with a dray cactus!!

[–]Slimjim0617 1 point2 points ago

A website that hosts images, and people call it "im-gurr"...

[–]thatguy73 1 point2 points ago

It's pronounced "imjer" case closed!

[–]kenzsmith123 0 points1 point ago

just figured this one out myself

[–]idontnoah 0 points1 point ago

I haven't ever said it out loud nor plan on it so I couldn't care less.

[–]filya 0 points1 point ago

It's not "I am goor"??

[–]MrBoog 0 points1 point ago

So, completely expressionless?

[–]Yitvan 0 points1 point ago

That will be my face if anyone expects me to change my pronunciation of these things

[–]SuperBeast4721 0 points1 point ago

Wait. It's pronounced that!?

[–]SoggyDonuts 0 points1 point ago

I always pronounced it as "image girl."

I thought it was an abbreviation.

[–]pacificskydiver 0 points1 point ago

I've been pronouncing it "image-gur" this whole time. The fuck.

[–]Terminzman 0 points1 point ago

Is it 9gag or 9gage like game?

[–]gregthewhat 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was Imag-gwer (only one G sound)

[–]todenyyrgoal 0 points1 point ago

I always had that right but for some reason I still can't wrap my head around the pronunciation of meme.

[–]lizzzard01 0 points1 point ago

I always pronounced it as "Im-jir"

[–]moniemonie 0 points1 point ago

Im-goor, (rhyming with im-lure)

[–]Pikathunda 0 points1 point ago

I know the feeling....

[–]ab103630 0 points1 point ago

IT IS????

[–]Taylor1018 0 points1 point ago

then they should put something between the M and the G. and do you pronounce it L-O-L cats, or lawl cats?

[–]pawws 0 points1 point ago

This should go on /r/TIL

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

THE FUCK?!

[–]domrein 0 points1 point ago

Now you've ruined it.

[–]ZrftBn 0 points1 point ago

I never said the word before, but I always heard it in my mind as im-grr.

[–]AbCynthia956 0 points1 point ago

Says who?

[–]tehpatriarch 0 points1 point ago

I reject your reality, and substitute my own.

[–]Fiercekiller 0 points1 point ago

I've heard tales of that website. I heard it used to work all the time.

[–]ancan 0 points1 point ago

HOLY SHIT I FEEL STUPID

[–]mrpbatista 0 points1 point ago

I REFUSE