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[–]Jernon 128 points129 points ago

[–]unfortunatejordan 57 points58 points ago

And please, it should also be noted:

Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments.

The artist deserves the traffic for this one.

[–]SeaborgiumReddit 7 points8 points ago

Careful, according to World of Trust the site has some malware (though I'm not sure how trustworthy World of Trust is in the first place.)

[–]that_physics_guy 3 points4 points ago

It's Web of Trust, just FYI

[–]SeaborgiumReddit 2 points3 points ago

Not sure why I always call it that; thanks.

[–]cheeseberrypancake -3 points-2 points ago

Its just as trustworthy as Wikipedia

[–]smacksaw 2 points3 points ago

Funnyjunk should sue us all for this.

[–]nruticat 3 points4 points ago

Seriously. I still don't understand how people are doing this at all, let alone in the middle of the Oatmeal/Funnyjunk copyright debacle.

Link to the original. Give credit where it's due. Don't be a fucking asshole.

[–]disc2k 6 points7 points ago

they do, its just that the people that link to imgur get upvoted more

[–]Eriiiii -1 points0 points ago

because imgur is a trusted site while every one of these doodle "cartoonist" have their own site that frankly I have no reason to trust

honestly these cartoons are rather shit.... this one tastes like shit

[–]Damaband41 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure if it wasn't on imgur no one would have clicked it.

[–]DOWNVOTE-BOT 1 point2 points ago

Got quite a few virus warnings upon clicking this (using Kaspersky). Caution.

[–]thatsumoguy07 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, may you walk outside and have it rain skittles and half-nude women/men (mattering your preference).

Seriously though, always link back to the original comics.

[–]TheSpitefulCrow 2 points3 points ago

How high are these half-nude women/men raining from? This could get pretty ugly.

[–]Kelvara 6 points7 points ago

Half nude half parachute.

[–]thatsumoguy07 2 points3 points ago

Already planned this out, your yard is now a giant jumping castle.

[–]Lying_Cake 23 points24 points ago

The only time shoving a cannoli up your ass is acceptable.

[–]InfintySquared 19 points20 points ago

You'd think so, really, but I think you might be pleasantly surprised at how regularly shoving a cannoli up your ass becomes socially acceptable.

[–]PolyWhats 4 points5 points ago

No one said anything about doing this in public!

[–]billmcneal 4 points5 points ago

The surgeon general has said that interorectogestion is more effective for digestion, though there is no evidence whatsoever for this.

[–]PhoenixDGrey 66 points67 points ago

This leaves a bad taste in my ass...

[–]Leftenent 11 points12 points ago

POONTAH

[–]jobud9 10 points11 points ago

[–]McNicken 3 points4 points ago

you are the best kind of person

[–]getoutofheretaffer 3 points4 points ago

"...have trespassed on our sacred land."
Reminds me of Just Cause 2.

[–]Leftenent 2 points3 points ago

Thank you

[–]trollsconstantly 1 point2 points ago

everytime you poo, steve will be laughing

[–]lollemons 33 points34 points ago

Wait, how did a genie have geometry homework if he's been stuck in a lamp this whole time?

[–]InfintySquared 66 points67 points ago

He was held back a century.

[–]Welshie95 7 points8 points ago

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

Oh God, I knew it was the ostrich, but I doubled clicked really fast on the image and I got the Brian clone melting...

[–]XenoXilus -1 points0 points ago

I'm still confused :(

[–]Posts_Karmadecay 11 points12 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Any wish in the world?... Worth it. 2coms 2pts 9hrs funny
Taste Buds 74coms 710pts 5mos funny
Only a true friend 0coms 11pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]IncompleteReply 30 points31 points ago

What an ass.

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[–]Obligate_Aberration 16 points17 points ago

You can edit your original comment directly by clicking the "edit" button on the bottom. Welcome to reddit.

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[–]qw1ks1lv3r 14 points15 points ago

You can on Alien Blue.

[–]Toxic_Sewage 1 point2 points ago

Not all people have an Apple product. I have a reddit app on my Android. No editing.

[–]thestapler42 2 points3 points ago

He said "autocorrect on iphone"

[–]Mightymaas 0 points1 point ago

I also have a reddit app on my android. Editing.

[–]Rcw80 0 points1 point ago

Android bionic. No editing on mine either. I can not even get my reddit pro on it. Just ' reddit is fun' ( only random,only front page, no subreddits, no commenting, or voting. ) really sucks..guessing I'm going to have to pay the $2 or $3 and install it.

[–]hellfirex93 0 points1 point ago

I have the bionic and reddit is fun. You can do all of that. Editing I don't know about. Try clicking comments and the main link to comment and reply. Also it might be outdated?

[–]Rcw80 0 points1 point ago

No, all up to date. I will try what you said, and see if that works, thanks!

[–]DaCeph 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is fun allows editing

[–]johnmcawesome 7 points8 points ago

Where's that similar image bot, he's gonna flip out.

[–]ZapActions-dower 4 points5 points ago

I think this kills the bot. I don't know that he can handle all the reposts.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

the guy who runs the bot isn't at all opposed to reposts. he runs the bot to provide links to previous postings which might contain additional information relevant to the content.

[–]luke95836 0 points1 point ago

Oh.. I can't on my iPhone app... I did it on my comp tho.

[–]ripass0205 42 points43 points ago

I can not stop laughing at this.

[–]bboy20 13 points14 points ago

[–]FlavoredGelatin 1 point2 points ago

Taste buds in his ass? Smart.

[–]ninjannie 1 point2 points ago

He would get very good at enemas.

[–]malaia 1 point2 points ago

At first I didn't get it. "So what, now he can stick yummy stuff up his ass to taste it. That's a neat trick......oh wait a minute......eeewwwwwww"

[–]DeedTheInky 1 point2 points ago

Kind of reminds me of this.

[–]poop_monsterOutsourced moderator[M] 1 point2 points ago

Removed. Rehosted Webcomic. Please read the sidebar.

[–]sjoiner95 1 point2 points ago

-highfive-

[–]poop_monsterOutsourced moderator 0 points1 point ago

o/

[–]sjoiner95 1 point2 points ago

\o this is awkward.

[–]poop_monsterOutsourced moderator 0 points1 point ago

[–]baconpiex -1 points0 points ago

apropos

[–]da1hobo 1 point2 points ago

The real dick move is that now the other guy has to choose between undoing the first guys wish, giving up his wish, or getting whatever he wants in the world. Epic trolling.

[–]anAccountUntaken 1 point2 points ago

It is one wish for the both of them. Not one wish for "each" of them.

[–]bobshmo 2 points3 points ago

This comic (even though I've seen it several times) + alcohol = upvote. As I typed the last sentence, I literally forgot what this comic is about...

[–]Aldovar 0 points1 point ago

That dude is NEVER having delicious spicy food again. Thanks for ruining his life, Steve.

[–]Jewbot69 0 points1 point ago

so does that mean he had a wish left to unwish it or was that only 1 wish for the both of them

[–]Warwickist 0 points1 point ago

Well at least now Tasster (that's his name now) will be able to fire a mighty laser of projectile vomit into Steve's face as revenge on account of the terrible taste.

[–]IPLAYSKYRIMNAKED 0 points1 point ago

What lamp did this white trash genie come from?

[–]pdonoso 0 points1 point ago

I always laugh my ass off with this

[–]Hot_Beef_Injection 0 points1 point ago

Oh man I cracked up. He will forever have to taste his own butt hole

[–]gingerbreaddude 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean shit move

[–]Spiritjump 0 points1 point ago

repost of a repost

[–]gearsNcogs 0 points1 point ago

i read this while on the shitter. i keep alternating between being horrified and laughing.

[–]big_bigowski 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you.

[–]Earthbeard 0 points1 point ago

No matter how many times I see this it is still awesome, especially if he eats taco bell from now on.

[–]DucSteve 0 points1 point ago

Why's everyone gotta hate on Steves :(

[–]GrandpaLou 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, sir, for the best laugh I've had in days.

[–]Epegi 0 points1 point ago

"I wish that I could change my physical appearance and abilities (internal and external) at will into whatever I desire at any time."

Ass-bud problem solved as well as becoming the ultimate shapeshifter.

[–]billytidrow 0 points1 point ago

Very odd grammar in the post title.

[–]SPAZZEH 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when your name is Steve. :|

[–]DatJwalka 0 points1 point ago

I just fell from bed with laughter....

I've seen this so many times... Never laughed till now... Why? I don't know.

[–]Imxset21 0 points1 point ago

Fun Fact:

Due to the way that the peripheral nervous system works and how the central nervous system is organized, this wouldn't actually accomplish anything. Why? Because you would need an equivalent sensory mapping somewhere in the cerebro-spinal tract (e.g. the medulla) so that you could experience and parse this new sensory information.

TL;DR Adding taste buds to your anus is actually just as effective as adding an eye to your leg (which has been done).

[–]ragsta 0 points1 point ago

What a cunt.

[–]Platypusgirl13 0 points1 point ago

I would kill the guy

[–]riley1219 0 points1 point ago

This has been posted like 8 times now. Stop it.

[–]sarge485 0 points1 point ago

LOL sucks to be him

[–]guitartablelamp 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't this be way less effective without a smell receptor there too?

[–]moral_orel 0 points1 point ago

Hopefully he ate healthy.

[–]lukaskywalker 0 points1 point ago

he definitely should've waited second, there's not telling what the other guy will do to him. great comic tho haha.

[–]ColumW 1 point2 points ago

Easy solution: Make your wish to be able to morph your body in various ways. Just make sure that it somehow includes being able to remove the taste buds.

[–]LaBambas 10 points11 points ago

Actually, I think they had one joint wish.

[–]ColumW 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you are right. I missed that.

[–]scubaguybill 3 points4 points ago

Optimal response: "I wish the taste buds were Steve's."

[–]Atheren 1 point2 points ago

The ability to turn anything into anything disregarding physics and i don't need to have knowledge of how the fuck it works.

I want to fly? Make a pill out of a speck of dust that lets me fucking fly.

I don't want taste buds in my anus? Pill for that too.

[–]odd84 1 point2 points ago

AKA omnipotence without omniscience.

[–]Kavanaugh 1 point2 points ago

Yup, shapeshifting is definitely wish worthy. Your move, steve.

[–]ColumW 0 points1 point ago

Steve is fucked. Literally. You see, he's used up his wish, but I can beat him half to death with a mace/club hand, and shove my spiked foot up his asshole. See how HE likes changing his asshole around.

[–]Rufert 0 points1 point ago

It has been a long time since I laughed so hard the tears came. Thank you, I needed it.

[–]Zincsaucier93 -2 points-1 points ago

Now steve's friend has to make the choice to either undo steve's wish, get back at him, or just use the with for something else.

[–]Realworld 7 points8 points ago

I'll grant the both of you ONE WISH.

Note that he did not say "I'll grant each of you one wish".

Steve just used up the one and only wish offered.

[–]dicer 10 points11 points ago

Sadly, I think that was meant to mean one wish between the two of them.

[–]Lying_Cake 1 point2 points ago

Typing impediment.

[–]super6logan 0 points1 point ago

"I wish the sensory data from my intestinal taste buds went to Steve's brain instead of my own"

[–]Lareit -1 points0 points ago

It's easy. I wish to transfer the tastebuds in my ass into his.

Boom, you win.

[–]TexanAtheist -1 points0 points ago

Reply with "I wish my shit tasted delicious!"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

they only get one wish between them, not one each.

[–]TexanAtheist 3 points4 points ago

Well, my plan is fucked :/

[–]weshootdouchebags -1 points0 points ago

Repost. Fuck you.

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[–]Ravuno 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

And you know this how?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Independent research. Google, mostly.

[–]Ravuno 1 point2 points ago

Mostly?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Other sources were required to test the credibility of Google's results.

[–]TheBSReport 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't it taste like something though, it should have some distinct thing about it even if you could not connect it to any of the other foods you eat?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, please find out and tell me because I want to hear your opinion on the matter.

[–]TheBSReport 0 points1 point ago

Well you claimed it has no taste. How are you sure of that?

[–]snowball666 -1 points0 points ago

I wish to give my asshole taste buds to him.

[–]cclsn3 -1 points0 points ago

"Is this a homosexual joke", in Stewie Griffin's voice and "like a sir" accent.

[–]puravida1024 -2 points-1 points ago

I cried laughing and almost threw up my dinner.

[–]fortywinx 1 point2 points ago

No. No, you didn't.

[–]pgan91 -2 points-1 points ago

I didn't find it too funny.

Imagine if somebody did this to you. I'm pretty goddamn sure I would have beat him half to death.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

nah man i wouldnt. no way.

[–]JacobMHS -2 points-1 points ago

No one ever believes me about this, but I coined the phrase "dick move".

[–]literacolax -1 points0 points ago

That made me laugh pretty hard. Made my day.