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[–]drakmordis 7 points8 points ago

Like this? There's a bunch of em over at r/coffeewithjesus

[–]wabudd1 1 point2 points ago

You know, Reddit Enhancement Suite provides a nice way of automatically linking to subreddits. Like so:

/r/CoffeeWithJesus

[–]RawrXD 0 points1 point ago

Ohh man these are all so funny. I can't stop laughing!

[–]mechapunch 4 points5 points ago

Honestly, I like this Jesus. Why cure diseases when you can do coke?

[–]Matti_Matti_Matti 4 points5 points ago

I don't think that The Roman Empire had granulated sugar. Wikipedia says that it was a Far East/New World crop.

[–]zephyy 7 points8 points ago

Ah yes, let's point out that the factual inaccuracies in a joke that deals with a man preforming alchemy.

[–]Matti_Matti_Matti 0 points1 point ago

I'm just thinking that the question of alchemy is irrelevant if it's being performed on unobtanium.

[–]moriquendo 3 points4 points ago

Sugar is India's gift to the world. Romans used it as medecine. They used honey to sweeten stuff (even wine!).

[–]NoCowLevel 1 point2 points ago

In what ways was it used as medicine? I've never heard of such a thing.

[–]Capercaillie 1 point2 points ago

Like, if you were too thin or had too many teeth, they prescribed lots and lots of sugar. Works, too!

[–]moriquendo 0 points1 point ago

Here is a Wikipedia link (go down to "Cane sugar in the Muslim World and Europe"). Apparently, it was good "for the intestines and stomach, and taken as a drink to help a painful bladder and kidneys".

[–]NoCowLevel 0 points1 point ago

Interesting, thanks.

[–]drakmordis 3 points4 points ago

Aren't you just the life of the party.

[–]lovesmasher 0 points1 point ago

I also came here to shit on drakmordis' parade.

[–]Fractoman 0 points1 point ago

Should've said he turned their cooking oil into hash oil, or as they called it: "anointing oil."

[–]aaybma 0 points1 point ago

I think you're reading far too much into it.

[–]Carl66 1 point2 points ago

God only ameliorates the minor annoyances of people who already have plenty to survive on. Why else would he help people to find their keys to there nice car? He isn't going to help those who are really needy.

[–]godswordispure 1 point2 points ago

Curing diseases would pervert God's great plan.

[–]code_monkey_steve 2 points3 points ago

"Water into wine, huh. Here's some sage, what can you do with that?"

[–]goofygoobarock 0 points1 point ago

Jesus was way cool. Everybody loved Jesus.

[–]boomception 0 points1 point ago

Is that sub reddit mocking religion or is it actually religious? I went there and most are like this but the little explanation box sounded religious

[–]MrFluffykinz 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]tcb98 0 points1 point ago

Is this true? I want to meet this 'Jesus' guy.

[–]shwng -2 points-1 points ago

This isn't even remotely clever.

[–]FRIENDLY_KNIFE_RUB -2 points-1 points ago

and your a fagget !!! regret your fucking behavior !!!