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Coffee With Jesus (Party) (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 month ago by oHenry12
[–]drakmordis 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Like this? There's a bunch of em over at r/coffeewithjesus
[–]wabudd1 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
You know, Reddit Enhancement Suite provides a nice way of automatically linking to subreddits. Like so:
/r/CoffeeWithJesus
[–]RawrXD 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Ohh man these are all so funny. I can't stop laughing!
[–]mechapunch 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
Honestly, I like this Jesus. Why cure diseases when you can do coke?
[–]Matti_Matti_Matti 4 points5 points6 points 1 month ago
I don't think that The Roman Empire had granulated sugar. Wikipedia says that it was a Far East/New World crop.
[–]zephyy 7 points8 points9 points 1 month ago
Ah yes, let's point out that the factual inaccuracies in a joke that deals with a man preforming alchemy.
[–]Matti_Matti_Matti 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I'm just thinking that the question of alchemy is irrelevant if it's being performed on unobtanium.
[–]moriquendo 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Sugar is India's gift to the world. Romans used it as medecine. They used honey to sweeten stuff (even wine!).
[–]NoCowLevel 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
In what ways was it used as medicine? I've never heard of such a thing.
[–]Capercaillie 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Like, if you were too thin or had too many teeth, they prescribed lots and lots of sugar. Works, too!
[–]moriquendo 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Here is a Wikipedia link (go down to "Cane sugar in the Muslim World and Europe"). Apparently, it was good "for the intestines and stomach, and taken as a drink to help a painful bladder and kidneys".
[–]NoCowLevel 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Interesting, thanks.
[–]drakmordis 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago
Aren't you just the life of the party.
[–]lovesmasher 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I also came here to shit on drakmordis' parade.
[–]Fractoman 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Should've said he turned their cooking oil into hash oil, or as they called it: "anointing oil."
[–]aaybma 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I think you're reading far too much into it.
[–]Carl66 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago*
God only ameliorates the minor annoyances of people who already have plenty to survive on. Why else would he help people to find their keys to there nice car? He isn't going to help those who are really needy.
[–]godswordispure 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago
Curing diseases would pervert God's great plan.
[–]code_monkey_steve 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
"Water into wine, huh. Here's some sage, what can you do with that?"
[–]goofygoobarock 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Jesus was way cool. Everybody loved Jesus.
[–]boomception 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Is that sub reddit mocking religion or is it actually religious? I went there and most are like this but the little explanation box sounded religious
[–]MrFluffykinz 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
REPOST
[–]tcb98 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
Is this true? I want to meet this 'Jesus' guy.
[–]shwng -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
This isn't even remotely clever.
[–]FRIENDLY_KNIFE_RUB -2 points-1 points0 points 1 month ago
and your a fagget !!! regret your fucking behavior !!!
[–]sinerswillburn -7 points-6 points-5 points 1 month ago
This comic is completely rude and discourteous. You are being disrespectful to a man who gave his life for ours. I bet you say that it never happened. I bet that you say that there is not God. I bet that you say that there if proof that we evolved from primates? Your proof is no more well founded than my belief. You claim to base your belief on scientific fact - but how do you know that these are facts? Where is your proof? It is nowhere! Major scientific revolutions have overturned theories that were at the time considered near-certain. Current evolutionary theory is likely to undergo such a revolution in the future; it is a "theory in crisis". Your belief is founded on faith, same as mine, so what gives you the right to call my crazy? I believe in God and I can accept that some do not, but I REFUSE to accept that atheism is an excuse for unethical or discourteous behaviour. If you do not like something about a person, such as their beliefs, ignore it. To make fun of it is to condemn yourself to eternal torment.
For this to actually be funny, it needs to be a little more strident.
[–]sinerswillburn -6 points-5 points-4 points 1 month ago
I just don't understand. How can people be so blind as to not see that having a belief is one thing - but to punish and tease another's belief because of it is totally unacceptable. I was not being funny - I was trying to teach somebody some common courtesy.
[–]boomception 2 points3 points4 points 1 month ago
You seem a little over top, and that makes me think you're a troll
Douchebag redditor: says that making fun of others is discourteous, has user name that almost spells "sinners will burn."
[–]TableClothh 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
If course - downvote me. Courtesy does not belong on this subreddit.
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