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[–]Dorminder 5 points6 points ago

at least the thing we worship actually exists

[–]Dudesan 3 points4 points ago

We lived in three places. At home, in church, and on the hockey rink...

[–]jaybong 0 points1 point ago

My mom always bought our clothes from the hudson bay catalogue..

[–]DonOntario 1 point2 points ago

The Eaton catalogue...

[–]jaybong 0 points1 point ago

Damn. That book was a tough read and it has been a while.

[–]XxcontaminatexX 0 points1 point ago

Praise Gretzky

[–]Rabble_Arouser 5 points6 points ago

Also, sweet colours and holograms.

[–]BulletBilll 0 points1 point ago

And transparencies. I just got my $100 dollar bill today and it's awesome, even smells like maple syrup.

[–]Blue_Enigma 4 points5 points ago

And the leaf smells like maple syrup, Fuck Ya!

[–]Jibbz13 21 points22 points ago

Thats why Canada is number one.

[–]BulletBilll 2 points3 points ago

Except our anthem still has "God keep our land..." I just say "We'll keep our land..."

[–]Punkrocker333 4 points5 points ago

This is a repost, but I still love hearing how much my country rocks.

[–]carbonunit357 12 points13 points ago

Canadian here, We still have god in our National anthem.

[–]3diot 5 points6 points ago

Thing is, we still have God in our national anthem but it's not a main focus. I believe it should be taken out but I also believe that God could refer to your God or my spaghetti monster. The real critisism of the anthem is that we have "sons" in it, which is not gender neutral. "True patriot love in all thy sons command."

Also based on the comments, looks like no one gives a fuck it says God in it, and this is a repost.

[–]AngryMooseButt 2 points3 points ago

Tis true about the God reference thing. Had a class last semester where we had a discussion about God being on (US) money. It's more so a reference to something called "civic" or "civil" religion than a Christian God reference. Basically, it refers to an entity which has a set of beliefs or principle or something of the sort. For example, Christian belief in God or a US citizen's belief or subscription (if you like) in the country's values (patriotism, items in the Declaration of Independence, Constitution, etc.) and that can be referenced to as "God." It's like saying "In the principle of the Declaration of Independence we trust" but we can refer to that as civil religion. See also: nationalism.

[–]ORIGAMIDOMO 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but in all thy childrens command doesnt sound as good...

[–]3diot 0 points1 point ago

What about In all of our command? Flows better.

[–]ORIGAMIDOMO 0 points1 point ago

But what about the children?

[–]alittler 1 point2 points ago

Our founders, both Canadian and American, came from backgrounds where religion was more unanimous. Sure, it shouldn't be there, but it always has. At least Canada never added it.

Canada has God in our anthem, but don't give a shit. America didn't, but pretends it always was.

[–]joecan 0 points1 point ago

We removed the mention of god on our coins in 1911, but caved to public outcry over our godless coins. You can try and wiggle your way into a position of superiority on this, but you will fail. Mentions of god in a secular society should not appear in national anthems, currency, etc., we fail at this just as much as the U.S. does.

[–]alittler 0 points1 point ago

:(

[–]MoraineNPingos 1 point2 points ago

"Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, Il sait porter la croix!"

Literally: Because your arm knows how to bear the sword, It knows how to carry the cross.

The French version of O Canada makes it much more obvious which God they're singing about, but since we no longer use swords, I'm willing to see the whole thing as "a part of our national heritage."

Though now I'm picturing a sword-weilding Canadarm launching a cross into space...

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[–]lilshawn 1 point2 points ago

god the fuck out? Yeah!

[–]eXePyrowolf 1 point2 points ago

Same in England. We're proud of Darwin on our notes, then "God save our gra- aww fuck"

[–]theheartlesshero 1 point2 points ago

Who cares really.... its only said once and as a canadian dont you love singing our athem ar sporting events and such?

[–]Popcom 3 points4 points ago

I would prefer it gone, but i'm not to upset its there..guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm Canadian :)

[–]Sock_Lord 0 points1 point ago

Next time school sings oh Canada, I'll replace it with Spaghetti. Patsafarians, unite!

[–]DrArtex -2 points-1 points ago

...Yayyy.

[–]Thejok3r 7 points8 points ago

Good thing you placed those big red circles, I almost didn't see it.

[–]myerscc 2 points3 points ago

I don't care about god in our anthem or god on our coins FUCK YEAH GO CANADA PUT SOME MOTHAFUCKIN SCIENCE ON THAT SHIT

[–]thehorseface 6 points7 points ago

re re re re re re re post

[–]doomisdead 1 point2 points ago

Plus it smells like maple syrup when you scratch the leaf.

[–]MEAT_PLOW 1 point2 points ago

Given the current exchange rate the difference is about two dollars.

[–]the_nerdster 1 point2 points ago

In the defense of the US, we didn't torch Boston for the Celtics losing their playoff series.

[–]jtst 1 point2 points ago

Canada, I love you.

[–]LastBearBender 4 points5 points ago

Well if you turn it around the $100 bill actually has one of our greatest (and least religious) forefathers on it, who actually helped advance science and society.

[–]ChadwickHenryWard 3 points4 points ago

Why are posters in this sub-Reddit so obsessed with British and Canadian money?

[–]MaiLittIePwny 9 points10 points ago

Lots of us are Brits and Canucks. :)

[–]joecan 1 point2 points ago

This doesn't answer the question.

[–]MaiLittIePwny 0 points1 point ago

Just consider it a shameless plug for our own stuff

[–]joecan 1 point2 points ago

Well if it's plugging our own stuff fine... Poutine for everyone!! But these posts are not about that, it's about saying we are better and here is why, and in this case that is nonsense.

[–]MaiLittIePwny 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, point taken. I never looked at it like that before, time to bring the pain with downvotes

[–]OhThyFreshness 1 point2 points ago

I know there is a problem, because I've been on reddit for ~110 days and I've seen this posted 10+ times. I'm honestly hopping that this is a result of bad memory and not karma whoring.

[–]joecan 3 points4 points ago

Fellow Canadians, stop this. We have references to god on our coins, and when it was removed in 1911, there was a public outcry over our godless coins. We also have a national anthem that references god.

But besides all that, it's all about the Benjamins. Turn the bloody bill around and BAM, a scientist.

If you want to have a discussion about the ways in which you feel we are more secular than America, do that, but don't cite things we have no right bragging over.

[–]lickslips 1 point2 points ago

I got my first 100$ bill the other day!

[–]ihatenamingshit 0 points1 point ago

Did you hear we just cured ebola...

[–]Balltron9000 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for reminding me that our money sucks.

[–]total_brony334 0 points1 point ago

*packing bags

[–]Dudesan 0 points1 point ago

Every image of the Queen on our money still has "D.G. Regina" or "Dei Gratia Regina" written next to it, which means "Queen, by the grace of God."

[–]asleeplessmalice 0 points1 point ago

Yes, we get it, our money sucks. It is really worth reposting every other week?

[–]milesdeep88 0 points1 point ago

anyone else notice that the NEW 50 dollar bill looks like it has Christopher Hitchens on it?

[–]dredawg 0 points1 point ago

Until we take the Queen off our money, we have no room to chat.

[–]Jibbz13 0 points1 point ago

I like it.

[–]Supora 0 points1 point ago

If I had one of those for every time this picture was re-posted, I would not have to worry about my crippling student loan debt.

[–]spiritsnail 0 points1 point ago

New policy: I'm downvoting anything I've seen three times or more.

[–]yoduh4077 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. WE GET IT. AND WE CAN'T CHANGE IT. MOVE ALONG ALREADY.

~an American Redditor

[–]jacobhghs43 -1 points0 points ago

Also, American money works in real life, and not just in Canada.

[–]Tukfssr -1 points0 points ago

Lol SCIENCE Amirite dum ameriKKKans dont believe in science as empirically deduced via currency basic LOGIC suggests that this is because they are xtian gOD worshipers which is like worshipping a purple magic unicorn (gay) LOL only a dumb person would do that.

[–]dragos240 0 points1 point ago

Return to /r/circlejerk please. We don't want you here.

[–]Tukfssr 0 points1 point ago

This is one fucking huge circle jerk why would I want to go there when you kids produce 10x more hilarious content

[–]dragos240 0 points1 point ago

Well played, my friend.

[–]Noceboo -2 points-1 points ago

Please stop fucking reposting this shit.

We get it already! She needs that microscope to see your tiny cock.

[–]Kneerak 0 points1 point ago

love it

[–]Oranos116 -1 points0 points ago

[–]hijinked -2 points-1 points ago

For a subreddit of people who claim to be very smart so many posts are unoriginal.

[–]on_that_note 1 point2 points ago

Laziness has little to no bearing on intelligence.

[–]joecan 0 points1 point ago

True, but not being able to recognize who is on the other side of that bill, and the references to god in Canadian society, says a lot about intelligence

[–]keiyakins -4 points-3 points ago

The US one doesn't belong on /r/CrappyDesign? I mean seriously Canada, I could do better than that.

[–]SkyWulf 1 point2 points ago

I seriously doubt you could come close.