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Over the last year I have grown lazy, anti-social, unproductive, desensitized, and developed a very crude/unusual sense of humor all because of this website. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]a_red_crayola 44 points45 points ago

you forgot you turned 14

[–]FarmerTedd 4 points5 points ago

Silly, chickens don't live that long.

[–]scorpion347 -2 points-1 points ago

This made me luagh so hard my lungs poped out my anus.... this will be my last post if I cant find more duct tape.

[–]3D_bartholomew 0 points1 point ago

Things happen when you luagh

[–]timberwolf5922 0 points1 point ago

He would know. He's a farmer.

[–]immakillufoo 6 points7 points ago

I feel bad for you.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 11 points12 points ago

That's no excuse to repost this for the 44th time. ಠ_ಠ

[–]SmartAssX 16 points17 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/eFUfz.gif

[–]Fiercekiller 1 point2 points ago

You're quite the smart ass, huh?

[–]Why_You_Trippn 6 points7 points ago

desensitized to what, cats? You're a failure because of you and no one else.

[–]CapAhab 0 points1 point ago

Yep, reminds me of the Joe Rogan quote - "Smoking pot doesnt make you a lazy person; you're a lazy person who happens to smoke pot" or something to that extent.

[–]SleepyAstronaut 3 points4 points ago

I doubt you can develop unusual humor from Reddit.

[–]scorpion347 2 points3 points ago

It's late... can someone tell me if this is sarcasm.

[–]SleepyAstronaut 3 points4 points ago

I guess it is, and isn't. Reddit is full of inside jokes, and if you've been here a while, it gets pretty old sometimes. So at first, "Reddit humor" seems really funny, original, and unusual, but after a while, you see how rare something genuinely strange comes up.

So it might seem like you're developing unusual humor, or you could simply be integrating your own usual humor into a well-developed medium.

This is a good list of overused jokes.

[–]chishicaste 0 points1 point ago

I see you found the tape....our plan to kill you by means of a lung-popped-out-of-anus has been foiled again.

[–]scorpion347 0 points1 point ago

Yup... breathing is a little difficult with my wind pipe being squezzed by my ass.

[–]Alteriorid 6 points7 points ago

Well I, on the other hand, have started smoking pot and cruising reddit, but at the same time I started gardening indoors and out, I keep my house clean, I exercise every day, and I quit smoking tobacco. You do't have the right to be mediocre, you are thirteen billion years of evolutionary triumph, now fucking act like it.

[–]mccscott 5 points6 points ago

Yes,you can get a "whoop-whoop"

[–]uptoke_hero 0 points1 point ago

I didn't get a harrumph out of you

[–]mccscott 0 points1 point ago

Would a "P-shaw" appease you?

[–]TheLittlestEmo 2 points3 points ago

This comment has the opposite effect you want it to have. It encourages me to prove you wrong and continue to be lazy as fuck because you're being sort of pushy about it.

Maybe this Courage Wolf stuff works on some folks, though - seems to be popular enough. Not I, though. Not I.

[–]hartlocker 0 points1 point ago

But that sounds hard and it'll take too long...

[–]dane_glisac 1 point2 points ago

that's definitely something you should regret

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

I feel just the opposite.

[–]tuba_man 0 points1 point ago

I think you've got the OP beat by a little bit. Though you've both got most of reddit beat for being able to recognize it.

[–]-Gavin- 0 points1 point ago

And now you have become my first friend. No homo.

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

Let's break that down into its components, because I feel while they sound bad, they're all positive, useful tools.

Lazy: Why waste your energy running around like an idiot when you can enjoy yourself as much as anybody in the comfort of your own home in front of your favorite machine? Sure, there are problems. You might gain some weight, but nobody ever died wishing they'd exercised more. Unless you die of sedentary lifestyle related complications. But that's neither here no there.

Anti-social: Have you seen society these days? You're better off narrowing your scope.

Unproductive: 'Productivity' is a capitalism creation meant to make you feel guilty for not giving all your time and money to some fat cat. Now we can't walk around our own homes without feeling terrible about cleaning something. Another point for society, thanks lots for that one.

Desensitized: Nothing but good things to say here. You'll be the first person people come to in the inevitable dinosaur/zombie/Oprah apocalypse comes about because you'll have already seen it all.

Crude sense of humor: Louis CK. Look how popular the man is! That's all I have to say. He's practically the new George Carlin.

So, yeah. I'd say you're doing pretty fucking awesome, Mr. Redditor.

[–]Ammorn 0 points1 point ago

One of us! One of us!

[–]ofirissmart 0 points1 point ago

"All of my life's problems are Reddit's fault! I don't need to better myself in any way because Reddit!"

[–]melissa0890 -1 points0 points ago

I think this gif is funny, and it always gives me a laugh if the link that leads to it is catchy and creative!

[–]SamuraiShark -5 points-4 points ago

God damn it, that gif could be related to any statement and I would still upvote it. Gets me every time!

[–]Ascher -2 points-1 points ago

I'm in a similar boat, but not because of this website but rather what this website has opened my eyes to

[–]ApatheticOrLazy -2 points-1 points ago

You're not the only one.

[–]bingram -2 points-1 points ago

iiiii... don't know if this is something to be proud of

[–]prappl93 -1 points0 points ago

I thought those were all prerequisites for here...

[–]hiphophippopotamus -1 points0 points ago

Not yet maybe.

[–]Sergio_56 -4 points-3 points ago

No need to be so cocky about it...

[–]darsh_vader -2 points-1 points ago

Over the last year I have grown lazy, anti-social, unproductive, desensitized, and developed a very crude/unusual sense of humor all because of this website (FIXED)

[–]okmang -2 points-1 points ago

desensitized and a crude sense of humor because of reddit? have you seen 4chan?... because don't

[–]WhoTookPlasticJesus -3 points-2 points ago

I recommend opening this in another tab while you watch the rooster.

[–]QuillJS -3 points-2 points ago

Did you start developing odd sex fetishes too? That usually goes along in the package.

[–]celestialwolf -3 points-2 points ago

You sound like me

[–]eisforenigma -3 points-2 points ago

This is my favorite 'I regret nothing' gif.

[–]james9075 -5 points-4 points ago

since joining reddit, i have been 2 points away from failing math, come out of my deppression, been offered a job even though i'm too young to accept, become desesitized to the worst gore that /r/wtf can throw at me, and wasted all of my money on computer games that people have claimed are amazing and revolutionary

[–]statutory_cape -2 points-1 points ago

lol @ r/wtf

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[–]statutory_cape -2 points-1 points ago

Are you not on the internet?

[–]uptoke_hero -5 points-4 points ago

Very crude/unusual sense of humor you say? http://i.imgur.com/vJAoy.png

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