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Congratulations, you have attracted the ShitRedditSays Invasion Brigade^TM ! The front-page of the Fempire has linked to you, and purely by coincidence the following SRSers are here to help you realise the error of your ways:

Active SRS Poster	Invader Score	Fempire Loyalty
aviewfromnihil	1	49.84
Catness_NeverClean	3	50.53
iluvgoodburger	17	46.61

Why is this here? What does it mean?

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[–]Makes_RPG_Stats 28 points29 points30 points 3 months ago

Hurinfan
Hp: 18
Str: 11
Vit: 9
Int: 13
Dex: 11

Special abilities:
Assume Rape: You and one other player go into the closet until you've decided on whether you'll standing next to eachother so that you're touching or standing away in disgust. Say ready, count to 3, then open the closet door. Each player outside the closet calls out rape or no rape during the 3 2 1 countdown. Rape is standing next to eachother, and no rape is standing away in disgust. Make a note of who said what because for each player that is right, the two players in the closet have to give up 20 of their gold to each player who guessed right. For each person who guessed wrong, they must give you each 20 gold.

Hurin as in LOTR?: Pick a player. Whisper the name hurin to them so that no other players can hear and ask them whether "hurin" is from LOTR or not. If they guess right, they gain +2 stack able Int that lasts 5 turns. If they guess wrong, you gain the same bonus but with +4 Int instead.

Passive abilities:
This is bondage: All teammates are relieved because you always seem to tell them it's not how it looks, it's okay. Teammates gain +3 to all stats in your presence as well as you.

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iamkush
Hp: 10
Str: 9
Vit: 15
Int: 13
Dex: 10

Special abilities:
Smoke Myself: iamkush smokes himself and cannot use this ability unless he smokes kush as he declares he's using this ability. If you smoke in real life, you have to toke whether it's weed or tobacco. Afterwards, whoever smoked tobacco get's -3 HP and +3 Dex. Whoever smoked Ganja get's +3 Hp for non vape, +5 for vape in addition they gain +2 Int, and +4 Vit for 2 turns.

Give You An Upvote: iamkush gives someone an orange colored piece of paper they shaped into an arrow before the game began. Whoever holds the upvote gets +5 to all stats. If the player holding the upvote get's takes damage from a player, they must give up the upvote to that player.

Do something for me: Ask one of your friends to find a random object around the house that actually exists. That friend get's 20 seconds to find the object, while all other players wait. The player must give it to you before the 20 seconds is up otherwise they have to hand over 25 gold and lose -2 Int for 3 turns. If they get it into your hands in time, you both get +3 to all stats for 5 turns and you have to give him only 10 gold. If you lose more than 3 times you lose the game.