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all 38 comments

[–]penischeck 39 points40 points ago

Ever heard of childhood obesity?

[–]part_of_me 10 points11 points ago

parenting. you're doing it wrong.

[–]penischeck 0 points1 point ago

Being fat and doing it right.

[–]Baptist_redditor 7 points8 points ago

Almost literally a shit-eating grin

[–]PoweredByTequila 28 points29 points ago

Is that the Michelin man's baby?

[–]ljmahoney 6 points7 points ago

I got the poo on me!!

[–]boobear46 -2 points-1 points ago

Joe Dirt

[–]user_without_a_soul 1 point2 points ago

damn babies. always stealing my nutella and blasting their nursery rhymes at 1:00 in the afternoon.

[–]arisakicksass 14 points15 points ago

Is it just me or is the babies legs disgustingly fat.?

[–]PearlofaGirl 4 points5 points ago

definitely not just you. it's always sad to see obese kids

[–]Octopuskneedsyou 1 point2 points ago

are you kidding me? She's a baby! Babies are supposed to be fat. That way, if they get sick and lose a few pounds they don't die. A Healthy baby is a fat baby.

[–]JamesTheIII 2 points3 points ago

still gross.

[–]Master_Of_Everything 2 points3 points ago

I completely agree good sir.

[–]foreskin_piss_bomb 9 points10 points ago

For everyone worried about what a fatass that baby is, I've seen fatter babies turn out to be skinny kids and teens.

But HOLY SHIT that's a fatass baby!

[–]razz0rt 3 points4 points ago

And here we have a 9Gag user in its natural habitat.

[–]xSPYXEx 3 points4 points ago

What you guys don't realize, is that it's not really a fat baby, nor is she actually eating the Nutella. She's actually a bioengineered Nutella hive; her body naturally produces nutella and her creators have to squeeze out the extra nutella before she pops. She's vomiting the raw Nutella for processing before she goes back in the box while her hive body produces more.

[–]sinferno 3 points4 points ago

this is more disgusting than it is cute, give this kid a fucking salad

[–]karma_virus 5 points6 points ago

20 years later she breaks some poor girl's couch and refuses to pay for it.

[–]ljmahoney -1 points0 points ago

But she'll feel so bad, she'll cry all the way.

[–]chewy732 3 points4 points ago

Looks like one gnarly dirty sanchez

[–]pixelat0ry 3 points4 points ago

Come on guys... I was fatter than this as a baby and I'm now a healthy weight teen. It's called baby fat and a lot of people are born with it and will burn it off later into their childhood. You guys jump to obesity WAY too quickly...

[–]WeLoveKanjimari 2 points3 points ago

I'm not 100% on how diabetes works but I'm pretty sure feeding a child the size of both its livers and its pancreas in Nutella is a surefire way to get it.

[–]YouOnlyHaveOneLiver 1 point2 points ago

You only have one liver.

[–]jbless3 1 point2 points ago

Ever heard of the diabeetus?

[–]tbar2themax 1 point2 points ago

Kill it with fire.

[–]Snulleru 1 point2 points ago

look! a fat baby! :D so cute

[–]laxkid418 0 points1 point ago

the right start to a healthy lifestyle!

[–]statusone 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly, early onset diabeetus. "It's McDonald's that made my child fat, I will sue, I will!"

[–]ljmahoney 1 point2 points ago

Shirley you will sue

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

that baby is ADORABLE!! :D

[–]Battlesoldier8618 0 points1 point ago

Oh god.. Im sorry for the baby :( A JAR OF NUTELLA? Seriously?

[–]dirtygoat 1 point2 points ago

don't feed dogs chocolate!

[–]J3ff009 -1 points0 points ago

That coming from a dirtygoat

[–]Diachy -5 points-4 points ago

That is an insanely ugly child, gaaaah.

[–]Unholy-Knight -2 points-1 points ago

I bet the parent is fucking fat as well

[–]Doinyourmom05 -5 points-4 points ago

I sincerely hope this isn't your child. Letting her get that fat is like giving her a gun to play with.

[–]karilou07 -1 points0 points ago

I don't think that the baby is actually an unhealthy weight, but it definitely doesn't seem like a good plan to let her just gorge on Nutella. I feel terrible just eating a spoonful, and I'm like 10 times her size. O.o

[–]haru101 -2 points-1 points ago

i wish it was still exceptable for me to do that...