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How I take advantage of Steam sales. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 777 points778 points ago

I CAN ALMOST READ THIS.

[–]Subjectdelt4 1082 points1083 points ago

Better?

[–]barryshitpeas 339 points340 points ago

You even reduced the price, I'm definitely buying it now!

[–]Mixed-Signals 18 points19 points ago

GLORIOUS.

CAN WE FIND MORE LIKE THAT?

[–]FranklySinatra 6 points7 points ago

BUT THE WILL OF A TEMPLAR IS STRONGER

[–]xarlev 2 points3 points ago

JONDARR!

[–]illiterate_poet 1 point2 points ago

Pretty awesome that I read that in his voice without meaning to.

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    [–]0l1vR 39 points40 points ago

    7,49 Pounds are more than 9.99 $ ಠ_ಠ Edit2 : I'm dumb, ignore me. Last edit : You have the choice to either ignore me or downvote me :D

    [–]BobotheAngryGamer 70 points71 points ago

    It's in dollars not pounds.

    [–]0l1vR 69 points70 points ago

    Thanks, I'm dumb.

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [–]hydrowolfy 42 points43 points ago

    I'm dumb, ignore me.

    No.

    [–]Schroedingers_gif 22 points23 points ago

    Trying to tell us what to do.

    [–]Jaydn 13 points14 points ago

    Probably thinks he's better than us.

    [–]Makazy1 9 points10 points ago

    I'm not a part of your system

    [–]Ted417 11 points12 points ago

    Maaaaan

    [–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 4 points5 points ago

    You're not dumb. You're human. You're actually wise in that you admitted your mistake.

    [–]Disgruntled__Goat 0 points1 point ago

    Are you THE Barry Shitpeas?

    [–]PleaseDontStalkMe 92 points93 points ago

    Obviously, and now it's actually funny too. Kudos!

    [–]Se7en_Sinner 71 points72 points ago

    The colorblind thank you.

    [–]Pointy130 105 points106 points ago

    The non-colorblind do too. That shit was ridiculous.

    [–]wewd 29 points30 points ago

    There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are colorblind, and

    [–]sebzim4500 16 points17 points ago

    I don't get.

    [–]aryst0krat 45 points46 points ago

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Pssst. Down here.

    It's supposed to make you think you're colourblind because you can't see the rest of the sentence.

    [–]sebzim4500 9 points10 points ago

    Oh. Btw your using ^s wrong.

    [–]aryst0krat 3 points4 points ago

    Shh, I figured it out. It only took me like five minutes of dicking around. The problem was that "(" seemed to be breaking it.

    [–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

    Dammit I'm reading everything in a gentle whisper now

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      [–]herrokan 2 points3 points ago

      colorblind people just cant distinguish colors. they can see letters regardles of color

      [–]aryst0krat 9 points10 points ago

      Oh? Are you serious? I had absolutely no idea.

      No. Idea. ಠ_ಠ

      [–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 1 point2 points ago

      Not if the letter is on a background of a very close color that a colorblind person cannot distinguish, such as what the joke was meant to imply.

      [–]giddyup523 4 points5 points ago

      There are really 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

      [–]ar404 54 points55 points ago

      <3

      [–]cuttinace 5 points6 points ago

      I'm not colorblind but that first word looks a little odd. Does it say SFCHETIY?

      [–]recneps100 7 points8 points ago

      secretly. it does look like it though.

      [–]dulcislol 3 points4 points ago

      Uhm.. Could you, like, tell what the text in the heart says? Why? Oh, no particular reason.. I'd just like to make sure that.. you know.. Oh to hell with it, help a colorblind brother out will ya!

      [–]Jaydn 9 points10 points ago

      It says:

      I SFCKETIY LOATHE the colourblind!

      You're very welcome

      [–]recneps100 3 points4 points ago

      It says "secretly loathe".

      [–]bacon31592 1 point2 points ago

      I'm colorblind and I can read that. The only reasonable explanation is that the shirt is broken

      [–]MarcelloThePug 1 point2 points ago

      Indeed we do

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

      It really blows that I can barely make out that text in the heart.

      [–]boxcarcar 3 points4 points ago

      Much.

      [–]douglasr007 2 points3 points ago

      Expecting to see this on the front page either tomorrow or during the Steam sale.

      [–]TerminalMontage 2 points3 points ago

      Give this man a medal!

      [–]Wingus_ 1 point2 points ago

      yes! a thousand times yes! i would have upvoted the actual picture if he had done this

      [–]Zoccihedron 1 point2 points ago

      Of course that's better. It is 75% off rather than 50% off like in the original post.

      [–]shyguy95 1 point2 points ago

      Made by: ColdStoneCreamAustin

      [–]Ultra-Bad-Poker-Face 0 points1 point ago

      Suddenly, the game is on Mac as well!

      [–]g0_west 0 points1 point ago

      And I upvoted you...

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        [–]mrdoink20 16 points17 points ago

        Lifehack, Black boarder on white letters can be read on any colour.

        [–]enderdog 0 points1 point ago

        I wonder were you got that idea from...

        [–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points ago

        Take a wild guess!

        [–]woofdg79 9 points10 points ago

        Simple graphic design tip: Don't use text color that is complimentary to the background - it hurts the eyes.

        [–]Islandre 1 point2 points ago

        Ooh, I like a challenge.

        [–]zosoyoung 0 points1 point ago

        The repost effect. Quality diminishes.

        [–]spacemane 0 points1 point ago

        Don't worry, 1st grade isn't too hard.

        [–]Gorillaz_Noodle 0 points1 point ago

        O man, I thought my color blindless was getting in the way.

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          [–]Se7en_Sinner 483 points484 points ago

          http://i.imgur.com/jK8tU.jpg

          [–]mrmarmaman 326 points327 points ago

          Except for blue, apparently.

          [–]Ph0X 10 points11 points ago

          The deja-vus, they're all over the place. Am I going crazy? I could swear almost every comment in this thread happened a year ago. I just looked at the comments for 10 minutes and no one is mentioning this. IS EVERYONE IN ON THIS PRANK? I feel like I'm being fucked with ):

          [–]overts 5 points6 points ago

          Yeah, this exact same image with the exact same thread title was also posted. And got to the front page. I'm not a stickler about re-posts either, I don't care, this thread is just weirding me out hardcore now.

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            [–]hotshotgfx 29 points30 points ago

            you got him there

            [–]cycopl 39 points40 points ago

            Unfortunately I doubt a lot of people know how to do that. Probably just throw it in paint, use whatever default font and color is selected and then save it as a jpg, artifacts and all.

            [–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

            they do it in photoshop just so they can set jpeg quality to 1 and pick the least readable colour

            [–]surrealasm_atwork 15 points16 points ago

            alright so it's stupid question time... Is there a way to do this in paint? I tried for about 5 minutes before settling with a text-colour that worked

            [–]jacobchapman 27 points28 points ago

            No.

            Use a better program, like Paint.NET, or Gimp.

            [–]DrOctapu 1 point2 points ago

            In photoshop it's easy as hell. You just use layers and then blending effects.

            [–]WritingImplement 7 points8 points ago

            Yeah, but then you have to pirate photoshop or drop tons of cash on it. While some folks are fine with one of those options, some of us want to do neither.

            [–]douglasmacarthur 1 point2 points ago

            You can get a two-month trial of Photoshop Elements or/then buy it for like $90.

            [–]dan2737 7 points8 points ago

            $90 is a lot of money to be throwing at a couple of reddit submissions.

            [–]Silv-au 8 points9 points ago

            You can't put a price on karma

            [–]hoikarnage 1 point2 points ago

            But karma...

            [–]biggerx 1 point2 points ago

            Gimp is free and does all that. Gimp ftw.

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                [–]UnderTheMud 1 point2 points ago

                Or just add a stroke like a normal person.

                [–]Kvraj 5 points6 points ago

                There actually IS a way to do this in Paint. It won't look as pretty, but will just do, given that font smoothing is turned off (otherwise it'll look really bad once you try moving the text to a different location).

                First you have to know that whatever you have selected, holding [Shift] and moving it will create a trail of your selection. Knowing it allows some neat tricks.

                First, you write what you want on with black color on a solid-color background other than white (make that color your active background color, too). Now select what you just wrote, make sure "Transparent selection" is turned on, hold the [Shift] key and slightly move the text around. Hopefully you just effectively smudged the text around so it becomes bolder.

                Write the same thing the second time, this time with a white font, and place it directly on the black one you made. You can now move

                Ta-da.

                [–]nitid_name 6 points7 points ago

                A quick and dirty way is to write your text in black, copy and paste it two pixels along a diagonal, then paste white text in the middle of the two. It gives a double embossed looking border that works well enough.

                [–]Draber-Bien 1 point2 points ago

                I did this before I knew how to do it in photoshop. It's not pretty, but it works!

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                  [–]g0_west 1 point2 points ago

                  If you don't mind the shame (and boy is there alot of it), you can use roflbot.

                  [–]douglasr007 5 points6 points ago

                  or just use GIMP

                  [–]douglasmacarthur 0 points1 point ago

                  Meanwhile in /r/atheism.

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                    [–]Dexiro 0 points1 point ago

                    Not just that, but when people do use coloured text do they not stop to think "wait this is really hard to read! I should pick a different colour".

                    Seriously you even get people putting dark grey writing on a black background.

                    [–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

                    RED TEXT WILL BE AWESOME TO SAVE AS A JPEG IN PAINT

                    [–]MagicalTrevor09 0 points1 point ago

                    The last time this was posted, somebody commented this exact thing...

                    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                    I think you've had enough karma.

                    [–]TalakHallen6191 0 points1 point ago

                    Nice suggestion and all... but where the fuck is the anti-aliasing in your image? If you're gonna complain about bad captioning practices... please do so while committing an equally heinous crime...

                    [–]GaugeFOREVER 164 points165 points ago

                    Am I the only one that checked steam to see if they were having a sale after viewing this?

                    [–]Raspia 71 points72 points ago

                    I checked the moment I saw Steam and sale in the same sentence. It's nearing that time of year.

                    [–]dan2737 26 points27 points ago

                    I think it starts the last week of June.

                    Prepare.

                    [–]Thorbinator 3 points4 points ago

                    Prepare your anus wallet.

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                      [–]Beanbaker 61 points62 points ago

                      Steam is constantly a sale.

                      [–]dsoltesz 18 points19 points ago

                      OMG CitiesXL 2012 is on sale for $10!!!! Fuck, I already own it. I should probably put down Skyrim and Reddit and go play that pile of neglected games I picked up at the last Steam sale.

                      P.S. I can actually feel my heart rate increase a little whenever I see "Steam" and "Sale" in the same sentence.

                      [–]ddhboy 11 points12 points ago

                      CitiesXL can go fuck itself. Bought the first version, they shut down the MMO part of it. Buy CitiesXL 2011. "We'll put mass transit in this one for real this time guys" Only get buses. CitiesXL 2012, same god damned engine, higher hardware requirements.

                      Fuck you amateurs, Maxis is back and they're launching Sim City 5.

                      [–]normous 5 points6 points ago

                      This sounds EXACTLY like me. Let's be friends.

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                        [–]robsclone 4 points5 points ago

                        It's at least why I came to check the comments. And your thread saved me a trip away from reddit - phew! thx

                        edit: nevermind, i went anyway...

                        [–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

                        You don't already check it everyday??????

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                          [–]Cdf12345 19 points20 points ago

                          Your font color is bad and you should feel bad.

                          [–]RepostCommenter 41 points42 points ago

                          (I almost feel like this is what you want me to do, Wizard.)

                          Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

                          title comnts points age /r/
                          How I take advantage of Steam sales. 221coms 1217pts 3mos gaming

                          source: karmadecay

                          [–]Doopz479 27 points28 points ago

                          Weird how similar the comments in this post are to those in that post.

                          [–]QBontje 7 points8 points ago

                          Haha, right? Even the same fucking pictures and all. Whoa.

                          [–]Vendetta476 0 points1 point ago

                          3 months?

                          Acceptable.

                          [–]surrealasm_atwork 9 points10 points ago

                          So when's the next sale?

                          [–]rubbew 12 points13 points ago

                          The summer sale is going to be at the end of this month.

                          [–]surrealasm_atwork 12 points13 points ago

                          excellent

                          [–]Darksider94 4 points5 points ago

                          PREPARE THE MONEY FORT FOR THE SIEGE!!!

                          [–]TalakHallen6191 8 points9 points ago

                          How Steam sales take advantage of you

                          FTFY

                          [–]Dunge 15 points16 points ago

                          You should at least try them, most games deserve it

                          [–]temidien 9 points10 points ago

                          I love Steam and their regular sales, but many of the sale titles are pretty weak or derivative to a fault.

                          That being said, there are some real non-AAA gems in there...

                          [–]Dunge 2 points3 points ago

                          I played thousands of games, hundreds every year and the percentage of them I would call "a fault" is under 5%. People whine on every games out there for stupid reasons, but to be honest most are pretty good.

                          [–]snoharm 5 points6 points ago

                          I think like any art form, the signal to noise ratio is nowhere near 95%. It's really cool that you can enjoy pretty much any game, but that's more of a personal thing than the standard way people play.

                          Most movies are bad, but most of them can find an audience. Games are similar.

                          [–]NotlimTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

                          Thats not true when you buy a game assuming it will tide you over until your next game. Lets say you played 200 a year(absolute bottom). That means you never went 3 days without a game. Theres been plenty of games I had fun for the first 5 hours but after that found it boring.

                          Every game I buy thats more than $15 i meticulously research beforehand, and when their marketing lies to me I'm unhappy. Likewise many people have different tastes when it comes to playing a game. You clearly have a wide range of tastes.

                          [–]sebzim4500 1 point2 points ago

                          If the marketing outright lied, you could probably get your money back through steam support.

                          [–]kolossal 1 point2 points ago

                          Care to post a screenshot of your Steam Library? Just want to see if this is BS or not.

                          [–]Anon159023 1 point2 points ago

                          Well I'm not him but only about 20 of my games I hate (which is about 5%)

                          Total amount of games: 435 (According to the steam thing on my profile which probably includes mods that are not installed, like dystopia).

                          Here is a picture of it all

                          If you want I can create a list of exactly which games I dislike/regret purchasing.

                          [–]doitleapdaytheysaid 2 points3 points ago

                          Do it up. Steam sale is coming.

                          [–]RC_Matthias 1 point2 points ago

                          Yeah do this.

                          [–]Anon159023 2 points3 points ago

                          Okay I am also gonna highlight some ones that I expected little but got some good stuff out of:

                          The disliked:

                          • The ball

                          • Burn Zombie burn (unplayable because of how bad of a port it is)

                          • Divinity II - The Dragon Knight Saga (tried to play this game after quitting MMOs heard good things from other people though)

                          • Juiced 2: Hot import Nights: I just am not a big fan of racing games

                          • Offspring fling: Was way to easy for me and to focused on time trials for me.

                          • Prince of Persia

                          • Saints Row 2: Bad port, near unplayable for me.

                          • Shadow grounds

                          • Universe at war Earth assault: Hoped to much, got to little, some cool ideas in this game though.

                          • World of zoo, glad I got the pack, not glad this was in it.

                          • Zombie Driver

                          There are some I just shrugged off and wouldn't recommend but I don't regret playing/buying them, especially those that came in a pack.

                          Note: Yes I did like brink, after it got patched.

                          The Unknown Goods (note some of these other people hate, but they scratched a certain itch for me, and some of these aren't really unknown just sorta have faded away):

                          • Ys: the oath in felghana: I wanted a game that could be insanely hard, if you miss a secret.

                          • Solar 2: Flying around as a rock is actually a lot of fun.

                          • Scoregasm and Really big sky: simple but at the same time complex, a lot of fun, though some of it comes from highscoring.

                          • Nation Red: One of the best top down shooters I have ever played, wish there was more than just arena endless zombies for multiplayer.

                          • Legend of Grimrock: If it sounds interesting it probably is for you: Amazing puzzles in this game.

                          • Hitoga Happa (and the rest of the gundemonium collection) as well as jamestown: all really good, was waiting for the next touhou game so picked them up, all pretty good (jamestown I prefer the most).

                          • Dustforce: Like super meat boy, love this game and now has a level creator.

                          • Metro 2033 and stalker (both not truly underrated, but I feel like these should be better known).

                          • Dwarfs!?: amazing I want to play for X game, one of the few aim for a highscore games that I actually love.

                          • Defy gravity: Short; but I highly recommend it for its price, lots of good puzzles, and the final round is actually interesting.

                          • Capsized: good side scroller shooter, IIRC all of it is hand drawn.

                          • AI: War ; My favorite RTS ever, very unique, great AI, very very in depth (DON'T recommend it to newcomers to RTS genre)

                          • EDIT: UNEpic, on desura and other platforms an interesting game, I don't know how to define it, reminds me of castlevania but at the same time not.

                          If you have any questions, comments, or opinions, or want a comment or opinion about a game just ask me, i have also played a good amount of games not on this list because they where cheaper elsewhere.

                          EDIT: On Mods:

                          EVERYONE who has HL2 should try or at least look up the Stanley parable.

                          [–]RC_Matthias 1 point2 points ago

                          Awesome! Feel free to make a separate post about this, I know I got it saved but am afraid it won't get the attention it deserves in this thread...

                          [–]g33n 1 point2 points ago

                          • Shadow grounds

                          Shallow gameplay and hackneyed plot; expected generic monster killing, got supergeneric monster killing.

                          (just adding some support to one that was missing a descriptive sentence)

                          [–]steamsucksgetoverit 57 points58 points ago

                          How I see Steam posts like this.

                          [–]dsoltesz 14 points15 points ago

                          Guilty as charged.

                          [–]WezVC 25 points26 points ago

                          DAE BUY A LOT OF CHEAP GAMES DURING STEAM SALES?

                          [–]herpyderp16 9 points10 points ago

                          DAE PLAY ANY OF THOSE GAMES?

                          [–]12side 3 points4 points ago

                          nope

                          [–]QueIsUseless 7 points8 points ago

                          DAE LIKE SAVING MONEY

                          Ftfy

                          [–]silentdragon 7 points8 points ago

                          But are they really saving money when they start buying games they don't even want? (FYI: I'm so guilty of this.)

                          [–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 3 points4 points ago

                          How is spending money "saving money"? I mean, you're not spending as much as you would at full price, but you're still spending money. So a spending spree during a sale isn't saving any money at all.

                          [–]bluetemplar 7 points8 points ago

                          We are practically losing money if we don't buy all the games on sale.

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                            [–]sulubster 5 points6 points ago

                            I'm a little bothered by the first and last frames. Patrick says shell, not conch, and Spongebob is wide-eyed when he asks that specific question.

                            I know, I sound like a prude. But this may enhance the strip altogether.

                            [–]Kenster362 6 points7 points ago

                            You don't sound like a prude. You do sound like a pedant.

                            [–]AuthorX 4 points5 points ago

                            Would probably give an upvote if I could actually read it

                            [–]nope_cubed 2 points3 points ago

                            You might want to switch around the title: How Steam sales take advantage of me.

                            [–]drebin8 2 points3 points ago

                            ok seriously guys? he even has repost in his name.

                            [–]bashothebanana 3 points4 points ago

                            Lord of the Flies reference?

                            [–]wookie4747 7 points8 points ago

                            I fucking love spongebob, what a brilliant cartoonist/writer combo.

                            [–]nolens_volens 1 point2 points ago

                            Heehh... Spongebob...

                            [–]Ryanthewise1 2 points3 points ago

                            When do they start again?

                            [–]Hello_yellow 2 points3 points ago

                            My computer is not fast enough for new games, so I buy them for later. I can not afford a new computer because I buy games.

                            [–]MyiPadisDirty 2 points3 points ago

                            downvote for FUCKING RED TEXT ON BUSY BACKGROUND WTF FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OP?

                            [–]saarmi 1 point2 points ago

                            Was looking for a online conch wich was like the 8-ball to get all karma.

                            Magic 8-ball will do

                            [–]sVybDy 1 point2 points ago

                            Here's how I take advantage of Steam sales:

                            "Let's see, 13 games for $20. That's pretty cheap. But how many of those games do I actually think I want to play? One... two... okay, two. And together they're only $5. $5 is significantly less than $20. Add two games to cart, purchase, aaand done."

                            [–]whitewateractual 1 point2 points ago

                            Did the conch also tell you to use red font?

                            [–]actualsnow 1 point2 points ago

                            As a color blind Redditor, I am offended by your font color scheme. I am also entertained by Patrick.

                            [–]hoodedbob 1 point2 points ago

                            As some one who is colour blind: Fuck You

                            [–]Bishopkilljoy 1 point2 points ago

                            DAT FONT COLOR

                            [–]Last_Gigolo 1 point2 points ago

                            anyone got the transcription to this? Because I can't read shit.

                            [–]ShesNotATreeDashy 1 point2 points ago

                            Spongebob:Magic Conch, will I ever need this game?

                            Magic Conch:Maybe someday.

                            Patrick:The Conch has spoken!

                            [–]narpas 1 point2 points ago

                            I take advantage of them by buying up games on sale and going to /r/steamgameswap and watching for deals.

                            [–]Munkir 1 point2 points ago

                            Someone needs to fix this and write steam on the shell.

                            [–]teraquendya 1 point2 points ago

                            Half price? Do not ever buy anything on sale unless it is 75% or more on sale. Unless you really want the game.

                            [–]MovingPavements 1 point2 points ago

                            I've always felt this episode was a satire of religion.

                            [–]Demence 1 point2 points ago

                            Killing Floor?

                            [–]MalekTaktak 1 point2 points ago

                            I was thinking of using that episode with Spongebob and Patrick as r/gaming and the magical conch as 4chan (due to the excessive amount of 4chan posts in r/gaming you see)

                            [–]EXAX 1 point2 points ago

                            Rule #1: Don't buy unless 75% off or more.

                            [–]BlueNewtrino 1 point2 points ago

                            I do this too much :P

                            [–]Crystal_Cuckoo 1 point2 points ago

                            Fuck, even the comments are the identical to those when this pic was posted three months ago.

                            [–]esleep 1 point2 points ago

                            Does anyone know what genre I have to look up for puzzle games? I'm new to Steam and there is no Puzzle category or I'm missing something.

                            [–]StraY_WolF 1 point2 points ago

                            How Steam sales take advantage of me

                            FTFY

                            [–]ZebraSteel 1 point2 points ago

                            Haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

                            [–]Scotty2cky 1 point2 points ago

                            As someone with almost no money right now, all I want is a nice cheap sale for Arma 2 so I can play Day Z.

                            [–]choco_dude 1 point2 points ago

                            Just like everyone else my first thought was, "How the fuck did this get back on the front page?" then I saw OPs name, sneaky sneaky!

                            [–]MattB92 1 point2 points ago

                            Only 50% off? Not worth it!

                            [–]GreatGroovyGood 1 point2 points ago

                            TheRepostWizard

                            Relevant username.

                            [–]Steam_Sales 1 point2 points ago

                            I am coming.

                            [–]KSMKxRAGEx 1 point2 points ago

                            Good choice in font colors.

                            [–]PostOfficeBuddy 1 point2 points ago

                            I'm waiting for Civ V to go on sale... I hope it does soon.

                            [–]Digital_Phoenix 2 points3 points ago

                            This subreddit has to have set a record in telling the same joke in a different way.

                            [–]Smaskifa 2 points3 points ago

                            What is this, /r/atheism? That text is unreadable.

                            [–]GRlMMJOW 0 points1 point ago

                            i can`t wait :D

                            [–]Like_a_Rubberball 0 points1 point ago

                            You should have bought cities XL aswel. I just got it and i'm loving it.

                            [–]CommonSenseNoMore 0 points1 point ago

                            I have bought many games my computer can't even handle.. Fuck you Steam sales, fuck you.

                            [–]kolossal 0 points1 point ago

                            102 games installed, has only played 5 of them.

                            Don't succumb to Steam Sales. I did and my wallet is paying dearly.

                            [–]krazykat423 0 points1 point ago

                            So you bought Napoleon Total war?

                            [–]cynicasm 0 points1 point ago

                            The sales get me every time. They should just automatically charge my credit card every time something new goes on sales.

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                            I love this. Thanks for making me laugh. :3

                            [–]TennuyanRyu 0 points1 point ago

                            Came here to say the magic conch has spoken, but it seems OP has beaten me to it.

                            [–]U_Damn_Hipsters[!] 0 points1 point ago

                            Is there an exact date for the sales?

                            [–]charging-my-laser 0 points1 point ago

                            THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN

                            [–]smell_my_thoughts 0 points1 point ago

                            YOU MEAN LIKE THIIIIIS?! LOOOLOOLOOOLOOLOOOLOOOL

                            [–]slycooper2456 0 points1 point ago

                            Will Arma II Combined Operations become a bit cheaper?

                            [–]Frostiejacks 0 points1 point ago

                            red text.

                            [–]bullfroggy 0 points1 point ago

                            Magic Conch, will Half-Life 3 ever be released?

                            [–]cyclopstoast 0 points1 point ago

                            Every effing time.

                            [–]Burnatrix 0 points1 point ago

                            Congratz on front page~

                            [–]and181377 0 points1 point ago

                            What did manic conch say you might need?

                            [–]Lapwner 0 points1 point ago

                            True story. I haven't bought a SINGLE thing off Steam so far at Full Price...I am a cheap bastard.

                            [–]a_stray_bullet 0 points1 point ago

                            Talk about people having shot memories..

                            [–]TheyCallMeSwiss 0 points1 point ago

                            Thanks for using white text.

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                            Not sure if everyone can't read this, or I'm red-green colorblind...

                            [–]Spoogeys 0 points1 point ago

                            re-post

                            [–]micsab 0 points1 point ago

                            Wasn't this exact same topic made like 6 months ago? Complete with the same two top comments?

                            I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!

                            [–]UsernameToLong 0 points1 point ago

                            You are living up to your name.

                            [–]beavisnbutthead 0 points1 point ago

                            did anyone else think the other pointer was theirs?

                            [–]Witcher_Gates 0 points1 point ago

                            Love the comic, but it needs speech bubbles badly. The red tends to blend with the background.

                            [–]mrhelton 0 points1 point ago

                            I very rarely downvote things but I literally can't even read the first pane unless I reposition myself, and I'm not doing that.

                            [–]Pyromaniac605 0 points1 point ago

                            I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't buy games I know I'm not interested in just because they're on sale. Please tell me I'm not the only one...

                            [–]CrazyJT 0 points1 point ago

                            Upvote for the magic conch

                            [–]Oni_Kami 0 points1 point ago

                            You'll never play most of them...

                            [–]smokiebacon 0 points1 point ago

                            Anyone know is Bastion or GTA4: Complete Series will go on sale? I've been wanting to get those!

                            [–]Elite_Monkeys 0 points1 point ago

                            I feel you, I am waiting for Just Cause 2

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