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[–]MrsWiggens 26 points27 points ago

...that's a Britney Spears greatest hits album cover.

[–]dexaler 1 point2 points ago

The whole picture?

[–]allineedis42 2 points3 points ago

That is hilarious and terrifying simultaneously. Hilarifying, would be the term for it, I guess.

[–]amayernican -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote for hilarifying. I love you.

[–]Homo_ferricus 0 points1 point ago

Ah, how'd I end up at Costco?

[–]goblinpiledriver 1 point2 points ago

Well, I guess I don't need to go to bed.

[–]_hiimjohn_ 6 points7 points ago

DADA LIFE!!

[–]kyle69d 5 points6 points ago

fuck yeah DADA LIFE!

[–]OldSpiceSwagga 26 points27 points ago

....I like call me maybe.

[–]HappyDays7 5 points6 points ago

Everyone loves it. Everyone. Some just feel more guilty about it.

[–]classy_stegasaurus 8 points9 points ago

So do I. It's catchy and I can jam to it

[–]headzoo 2 points3 points ago

I feel bad for Carly Rae Jepsen. Her career is over if her next single doesn't blow up the charts. She'll be just another one hit wonder, who is probably pretty talented, but no one will care.

[–]sunkencorony 2 points3 points ago

I really like her song 'Bucket' that came out about 3 years ago, check it out.

[–]headzoo 1 point2 points ago

I'll do that. Thank you.

[–]headzoo 0 points1 point ago

It was alright. She's a very cute girl with a nice voice. I'm not sure I'd go out of my way to listen to this song though.

[–]red_leader1138 4 points5 points ago

The most annoying song I've ever fucking heard.

[–]Turkey_Gravy 9 points10 points ago

I still haven't heard this "call me maybe" song everyone is on about and I'm now going to try to never hear it. It's important to have goals.

[–]videogameexpert 5 points6 points ago

It's like me with watching Titanic. I still have not seen more than 2 minutes of that movie. (you know which 2 minutes)

[–]allineedis42 14 points15 points ago

Is it the two minutes with that guy falling and bouncing off the propeller, making a satisfying "BONG" noise? I laughed. No one else did.

[–]locakitty 8 points9 points ago

I laughed, too.

[–]Turkey_Gravy 0 points1 point ago

I don't know which 2 minutes because I've never seen any of that movie. I don't live in a cave although I realize it must sound like I do.

[–]RedAero 0 points1 point ago

I'm like that with Friends. And a lot of music(Adele for instance).

[–]HappyDays7 1 point2 points ago

It's actually enjoyable and catchy as Hell. It's definitely not the song to look for when you're looking for some artistic pieces, but as far as casual listening goes, it's good.

[–]alvik 0 points1 point ago

Good luck. Just be sure to avoid weddings, parties, and other social events and you should be fine.

[–]helllomoto 0 points1 point ago

You're missing out, man.

[–]Turkey_Gravy 0 points1 point ago

Haha thanks but I'll pass. I'm not into pop music which is how Ive managed not to hear it. I just don't listen to the bubblegum stations.

[–]joss33 0 points1 point ago

Ooh. here's someone that can actually sing doing it then. It's really good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sruQJ12PsI

[–]dfgioxfjnbopyro 2 points3 points ago

Calvin harris got kicked out of a club for not playing call me maybe

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[–]IanR215 1 point2 points ago

Hey I just met you And you're the DJ This's my favorite song So play it Maybe?

No.

[–]kitchen-faucet 1 point2 points ago

Dmak, let me remind you this is the only time you should seduce a 12 year old over the internet.

[–]gluemope 5 points6 points ago

That are some serious speakers. Must be a DnB show.

[–]Malex_Wolf 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, Instagram, the mark of Facebook...

[–]roddie_digital 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone got this image without the text?

[–]unicyclegamer 0 points1 point ago

[–]Raneados 0 points1 point ago

Every time I say I don't understand why people like that song, I get shitty looks.

BUT THIS THING HAS LIKE 2000 PEOPLE WHO AGREE, WHERE ARE YOU ALL WHEN I NEED YOU?

edit: ooh the disco cover is a little better. Ugh who AM I. I don't even know any more.

[–]Rallerboy888 0 points1 point ago

I like the version with TayZonday

[–]xeronproton 0 points1 point ago

[–]FusRoDafuq 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, Call me maybe just came on the radio.

[–]dmak1881[S] 0 points1 point ago

Y U NOT MAKE IT TO IMGUR GALLERY?

[–]hitlerwasright 0 points1 point ago

I don't pay for music. But I'll gladly tell other people what music they shouldn't be allowed to like.

[–]littledorgan -2 points-1 points ago

I am so fucking sick of hearing about that godawful song.

[–]LoriStrode -1 points0 points ago

I don't see what's so wrong with this song. It's catchy. People are just jumping on the band wagon again.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

"play" means something entirely different here