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[–]AntonJokinen 295 points296 points ago

I used to read those mags for laughs. The sex tips are the funniest because half of them had me saying "don't ever do that to me or anyone else, ever."

[–]the_dayman 325 points326 points ago

Flick your man in the balls really hard while giving him a blowjob. It will drive him crazy!

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[–]missmichellini 212 points213 points ago

I imagine it going "nuuuuuu! whyyyyy! i trusted yooou..." as it recedes into your body.

[–]Trick825 96 points97 points ago

No Anikan! I loved youuuuuuu

[–]ookiisask 26 points27 points ago

The younglings. So many slain.

[–]I_am_not_a_black_guy 30 points31 points ago

I don't know why, but I interpreted those uu's as gags. Which then turned me on immensely.

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[–]CrackersInMyCrack 50 points51 points ago

You can move your balls on command?

[–]paralacausa 24 points25 points ago

Balls, I command you to move

[–]monkat 22 points23 points ago

I have the same question. I sure as hell can't.

[–]master_panda 15 points16 points ago

You can't suck them up?

[–]Trip_McNeely 20 points21 points ago

You can?!

[–]corbygray528 17 points18 points ago

I can...

[–]Terminus14 3 points4 points ago

I too can do this. Thought it was something everyone could do.

[–]ABarkingPig 2 points3 points ago

I thought everyone could

[–]missmichellini 11 points12 points ago

The first time I saw my boyfriend do that I was just floored. "YOU CAN MOVE THEM ON COMMAND? WHAT?"

He had a similar reaction when I flexed my kegels. :P

[–]epsilonius 6 points7 points ago

He had a similar reaction when I flexed my kegels. :P

can't everyone move their kegels?

[–]AntonJokinen 49 points50 points ago

I would never hit a girl but this would make me want to.

[–]spacecadetzen 21 points22 points ago

If It's not already a pre-programmed reaction

[–]ChrispyK 51 points52 points ago

Fight or Flight, man. And with our pants around our ankles, it's hard to run away.

[–]amazingGOB 6 points7 points ago

I was about to hit a girl for digging her claws deep into my sack while we were doing the nasty (she would only tighten her grip everytime I tried pushing her hand away), but thankfully I was not that drunk and proceeded to bite the hell out of her left nip. Thankfully, it worked and she let go. And I'm happy to announce no permanent damage! :D

[–]racoonpeople 52 points53 points ago

My boyfriend related a story of his first girlfriend in high school who read these things proceeding to play around with some whip cream while having sex when she got the wonderful idea of putting the applicator up his bum because she had been reading about anal play in one of these magazines.

He took a look at her and asked her if she had a plan on getting it out.

[–]ExLenne 47 points48 points ago

There is nothing wrong with anal play, but the guy should probably be notified beforehand so he can prep. Nothing kills the mood like a shit-covered whip cream applicator.

And yeah, something with a solid base that isn't going to get lost in the bum should be common sense, but if you're getting your sex advice from a magazine designed to make you buy make-up and clothes you're probably not the sharpest dildo in the bag.

[–]Highlighter_Freedom 66 points67 points ago

"probably be notified?" Surely you mean "definitely be asked?"

[–]feilen 27 points28 points ago

Casually over dinner:

"Oh by the way..."

[–]Elsarild 6 points7 points ago

Oh by the way, tonight I'm applying whipped cream directly into my ass. Just thought you'd like to know.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Dear boyfriend, Tonight during sexual intercourse I plan to experiment with a whipped cream can, and will, during the course of the evening, end up inserting the applicator into your anus. Please do not be alarmed when this occurs, as I have it on good authority that you will most likely enjoy this immensely. Sincerely, Your batshit crazy, totally gullible girlfriend.

[–]burf 31 points32 points ago

It strikes me that a sharp dildo is most likely a factory reject.

[–]ExLenne 3 points4 points ago

[–]blondiee_x17 105 points106 points ago

My absolute favourite: "Grab his penis with both hands, and twist in opposite directions."

...thanks cosmo, you just told me to give an indian arm burn to someone's dick.

[–]Black_Leg 115 points116 points ago

"This kills the penis."

[–]Alltehham 27 points28 points ago

Add sand paper to really get him going.

[–]hs22787 2 points3 points ago

Human Centipede 2, anyone?

[–]Up_Yours_Sir 6 points7 points ago

Not hard like an Indian burn. I read that trick a long time ago and do it once in awhile when I'm cranking it. The sensation you get from it is fucking amazing.

[–]lcarium 8 points9 points ago

Funny, I've only ever heard that called a chinese burn.

I guess it's more of a [insert exotic foreign culture here] burn.

[–]mysticrudnin 19 points20 points ago

it makes your arm red

[–]lukas8u 36 points37 points ago

"Lightly bite the head of his penis".

No.

[–]kactus 22 points23 points ago

And the other half?

[–]Jazzeki 35 points36 points ago

the ones he would allow to be done to his worst enemies i assume.

[–]Butcher_of_Torfan 50 points51 points ago

I'm pretty sure most, if not all really weird things women have done to me during sex can be blamed on cosmo. Things like licking my eyelids, "nibbling" the ballsack, giving my fingers a blowjob, licking the palm of my hand, moving it around in circles like a joystick during a handjob, ect. WTF? At this point the Cosmo writerrs must full on trolling their subscribers.

[–]RaganSmash88 56 points57 points ago

Dude, the nibbles and finger blowjobs are hot as hell, have you no imagination?

[–]LoudVoicesinmyHead 67 points68 points ago

ONLY PENETRATION

[–]Muzak__Fan 4 points5 points ago

NO ITEMS. FOX ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION.

[–]ButcherBlues 8 points9 points ago

Blowjob on fingers is so hot, nibbling on ballsack though? Really?

[–]RaganSmash88 12 points13 points ago

Seriously bro. We're not talking chomps, but a little light use of teeth during head is amazing.

[–]SkullyKitt 6 points7 points ago

Also I think in most cases what they mean by 'nibbling' is actually 'lipping'

[–]sanguinekane 7 points8 points ago

I might be putting myself out there a bit, but none of those things sound bad or weird to me.

[–]UptightSodomite 19 points20 points ago

My boyfriend loves it when I suck on his fingers. It gets him hard every time :D

[–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 15 points16 points ago

He probably takes it as a signal that you're DTF.

[–]thoughthungry 7 points8 points ago

Isn't that why it's hot?

[–]chaos_control 3 points4 points ago

I wonder what gave it away?

[–]thoughthungry 3 points4 points ago

Seriously? My BF loves all of the hand stuff you just mentioned, as well as the eyelids (he requested it - I had never heard of it before). From what I've heard from my friends, their BFs love it too.

[–]thatfookinschmuck 7 points8 points ago

Theres been a couple of girls that liked to be choked idk if thats from Cosmo but it did turn meow

[–]CatiusVonRollenum 8 points9 points ago

I don't care if that was a mistake, it made me laugh.

[–]Voixmortelle 5 points6 points ago

I'm one of those girls. Considering it's something a guy does to a girl, I doubt it's in Cosmo (unless it's "Ask your man to strangle you", which would be strange). I discovered I liked it because I was with a guy who liked doing it. It freaked me out for a second, until I realized I was really into the rush it gave me.

[–]munch_the_gunch 1 point2 points ago

Aside from anatomy textbooks, I've never seen the word "frenulum" used in a sentence, let alone trying to be sexy, until i browsed through a cosmo. Bravo

[–]jackioff 131 points132 points ago

Seventeen Magazine, June Edition. My mommy bought me a subscription three years ago... a five year subscription. The advice on dating, style and ... anything is just SO bad. It's like they actually got a seventeen year old to write it.. I couldn't even wrap my head around it at sixteen... three years later, it is all the more ridiculous.

[–]BIG_TONY_TALK 227 points228 points ago

"Here honey, this is how you are supposed to hate yourself."

[–]RadioActiveKitt3ns 66 points67 points ago

I can vouch for this. I used to get the teen versions of a couple of magazines and all it did was make me feel fat, with ugly hair, horrible makeup, shitty fashion sense and not enough allowance/part time wages in the world to buy the cool kid stuff. Which, might have been true anyway, but dammit I don't need a stranger to tell me what I already knew!

[–]nruticat 24 points25 points ago

There there, let me exploit that self-hatred. Here, how about we go guilt shopping together? MONTAGE~!

[–]RadioActiveKitt3ns 9 points10 points ago

Fine. But only if it's set to the tune of cheesy 80's music.

[–]thetampafan9 8 points9 points ago

negative only to the montage song from south park

[–]nruticat 15 points16 points ago

Show a bunch of things, happ'nin at once, remind everyone of what's goin onnnnn what's goin on

[–]Xeeker 7 points8 points ago

[–]LittleWhiteGirl 2 points3 points ago

Super cheap summer finds! All under $100! Then, on top of those prices, each outfit has one "splurge" item that costs $200. I can understand the group dating thing though, for someone who doesn't date often or has protective parents.

[–]QuirkmaGuirk 20 points21 points ago

So, if I understood you correctly: "I am a 19 year old girl that wants you to send me dirty PMs."

[–]4120447265616d6572 16 points17 points ago

jackioff never said (s)he was a girl... dun dun DUUUUN!

[–]nruticat 33 points34 points ago

THE PLOT COAGULATES.

[–]TomFotz 11 points12 points ago

Hopefully scab worthy!

[–]ManHatingNoveltyAcct 12 points13 points ago

No woman would want you, you're a creepy-ass redditor.

[–]Ciarzop 80 points81 points ago

Until he ends up fucking Natalie of course.

[–]IAMA_Neckbeard 64 points65 points ago

Natalie sounds hot though.

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points ago

natalie is hot, she's the shy one that doesnt get attention because the main girl is a total attention whore who's been banged one too many times. But then you get alone with Natalie and make her laugh to crack that spell of "oh she actually has a soul/personality." After that you somehow find out she's also into rock climbing, and you two go on an outting to Malibu to rock climb one sunday afternoon without the main friend you were initially trying to bang.

Afterwards lying on the beach you give her a massage after all the climbing, and start talking about stupid shit...pretty soon you find yourself actually liking this girl, but before you know it her hands are on your knees with that subtle squeeze to let you know it feels good whatever you're doing.

Boom, you're in, and just gave the biggest fuck you to the main bitch.

[–]epsilonius 43 points44 points ago

10/10 would read again and would watch the movie.

[–]justmadethisaccountt 8 points9 points ago

What's the word for that subtle squeeze where both people have to nervously let their intentions known?

[–]wisenheimer 16 points17 points ago

a crotch grab.

[–]ooyat 72 points73 points ago

That's a great way to not get asked out on a second date.

[–]burf 64 points65 points ago

"HEY MY FRIEND IS COMING ON OUR DATE"

"THAT'S GOOD, THEN YOU'LL HAVE SOMEONE TO HANG OUT WITH WHILE I GO GET DRUNK SOMEWHERE"

[–]mimus 20 points21 points ago

That's the whole point of the article I think. It's called "Keep things casual" and has advice to avoid getting pinned down over the summer.

[–]wiseclockcounter 8 points9 points ago

See, I thought they meant "pinned down" as in getting fucked.

[–]dorky2 705 points706 points ago

Yes, because what our young women need is magazines telling them how to play games instead of being open and honest.

[–]Dmax12 207 points208 points ago

Well reading the description, I think they have a different meaning of 'friend zone' than reddit has. More of a "Don't be so serious about a potential relationship" or how I read it "Don't be a mother fuc&%# drama queen" but I can only see a single paragraph.

[–]dorky2 290 points291 points ago

Yeah, but when a guy asks you on a date and you say, "Sounds cool! I'll bring my friends!" It puts him in the awkward position of wondering if you understood his intentions and are rebuffing him or if you're just clueless and he needs to try harder to get you on your own. Better to be direct and honest from the get-go.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

OTOH it can be awkward to be rebuffed by someone you weren't asking out, I once got turned down when I was organizing a movie night, awkward stuff. "uh yea, dave, sally, john, and amanda are here already, but good to know you don't see me that way."

[–]lazydonovan 144 points145 points ago

A good response by the guy might be something along the lines of, "Oh. Never mind then. I'm not interested in your friends. Just you."

OTOH, if you're a particularly perverse individual, the comment of, "Group Sex? This early in the relationship?" might work just as well.

[–]Mathemagicland 45 points46 points ago

"Oh. Never mind then. I'm not interested in your friends. Just you."

I can't put my finger on why, but that strikes me as kind of a creepy thing to say.

EDIT: To be clear, I definitely think the appropriate response in that situation is to clarify what you meant. There's just something a little off about your wording.

[–]Lodur 16 points17 points ago

It's about phrasing and timing. You can lead with a caustic joke about group sex, suavely try and say "this is supposed to be date", or be real with them and say "I kinda was planning for this to be a date".

Approach is everything and even if you fuck up, life's too short to sweat it. You can fuck up -every little fucking detail- and still get the girl.

[–]Mathemagicland 9 points10 points ago

Agreed on all counts.

You can fuck up -every little fucking detail- and still get the girl.

Especially this one.

[–]dorky2 7 points8 points ago

Or you can fuck up and not get the girl and it's still OK.

[–]Jangles 2 points3 points ago

Its the Oh, never mind then.

It makes it sound like its being said less jovially than it would be in real life.

[–]nruticat 67 points68 points ago

On The Other Hand? I have never seen that acronym before.

[–]Thick-McRunFast 78 points79 points ago

Why can't we just use words??!!

[–]Cannot_Sleep 131 points132 points ago

WCWJUW??!!

[–]arabjuice 30 points31 points ago

ICWUDT

[–]_xiphiaz 16 points17 points ago

ISWYDT

FTFY

[–]JELLY__FISTER 8 points9 points ago

IDK my BFF Jill?

[–]nruticat 27 points28 points ago

Because YOLO.

[–]Vozka 60 points61 points ago

How does obviously liking owls have anything to do with this?

[–]face_kill 17 points18 points ago

A fellow QC reader?

[–]Spi_Vey 4 points5 points ago

Qc reader here too...

I even bought the shirt!

[–]lazydonovan 3 points4 points ago

Yes.

[–]nruticat 10 points11 points ago

Okay. My second guess was "on top of Henry".

[–]ihatephilosophy 4 points5 points ago

When I was single this advice would have solved every one of my problems in life.

[–]lazydonovan 3 points4 points ago

I can remember one occasion in my teenage life where the first one would've been the perfect response.

[–]nruticat 4 points5 points ago

cue daydream sequence

[–]hhmmmm 10 points11 points ago

Nothing like being a third wheel on your own date.

[–]crazymuffin147 5 points6 points ago

"ooh I'll bring Natalie along"

"You do understand my intentions don't you? I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

[–]sporkafunk 7 points8 points ago

What I don't get is you tell a guy a million times you don't want to date, but hanging out as friends is cool, then they throw a hissy fit when you reject their advances.

No one is leading you on, you're in a fantasy world.

[–]dorky2 8 points9 points ago

Every situation is different. If a guy has been told straight up that she's not interested, you're right, he's living in a fantasy world. But it's much more common for people to beat around the bush and send mixed signals and confuse each other and end up hurting each other's feelings unintentionally.

[–]willcode4beer 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, but when a guy asks you on a date and you say, "Sounds cool! I'll bring my friends!"

There is only one answer to this, "three way"

[–]albequirky 15 points16 points ago

Still, it's shitty to presume that it should be a group thing. There's still all kinds of room to be honest and open (e.g. "Cool, did you want to invite others, or no?").

I really wish more people would stop being so damn childish about interacting with the opposite sex.

[–]Dmax12 5 points6 points ago

I am very interested here. So the way I see it (as a guy, I'll approach from the dudes perspective)

Guy Inner monolouge (This girl seems like fun to hang out with, I'm not sure I want anything to get serious, so maybe I'll just invite her out as a friend)

Guy: Hey, some friends and I were going to a concert (maybe not the best venue, for getting to know each other, but varies), you think maybe you or your friends might want to come along?"

I am honestly having a hard time finding out what would be dishonest about that.

now counter example being the guy who never says anything, but that's a personality, and its hard to over come that. and I could see that for sure when you say things like 'not being open'.

[–]btguinn 9 points10 points ago

I think what he meant was that the response, "Cool, I'll bring Natalie!" is kind of a shitty presumption, even if it's not meant to be a romantic thing. That response is just inviting along some person who may or may not be welcome.

[–]Dmax12 5 points6 points ago

Fair enough, auto inviting people is IMO very rude, but I don't see a problem with asking if they can come.

[–]thetampafan9 3 points4 points ago

i read somewhere italian culture is like this for like the first few dates, i thought it was a pretty good way of keeping convo going. 3 guys 3 girls bam

[–]Dmax12 3 points4 points ago

maybe your like "hey wanna trade" half way through the date :-)

[–]RahvinDragand 25 points26 points ago

It's really frustrating that it's such a common thing to come up with "strategies" to avoid being honest.

[–]Squideey 5 points6 points ago

Yes. This.

Just be fucking honest.

[–]ExLenne 29 points30 points ago

My sister has had a subscription to Cosmo for many, many years and I've read every page of every issue because it always ends up next to the toilet, and ... these magazines are very anti-man.

They feed into every girls innate fears that all men are just after them for sex, do not want relationships and will only like you if you buy the make-up and clothes that they advertise. And then the only advice they give to solve the man problem is to ... be exactly like you think men are. Relationships can wait, get what you want through sex and cleavage, etc.

But it is all written in a way so that none of that seems obvious on the surface and like you're actually learning something helpful that will get men to treat you with respect and get you the perfect husband by the time you turn 30. Just in time to leave him for a younger man and remarry at 40, which is the new 20.

I'm convinced there are a team of mad scientists running the magazine. It's all very nefarious and clever.

[–]drachenstern 15 points16 points ago

Almost like it was led by a team whose goal was to sell ads and get people to buy their products so that the ad purchasers stayed around, and like they probably had hired some people with social engineering expertise, huh?

[–]SamV 11 points12 points ago

That sounds just as anti-woman as anti man from my perspective tbqh.

[–]RudeTurnip 2 points3 points ago

Much in the way that some people support issues and policies that are not in their own best interests.

[–]dorky2 3 points4 points ago

I think Cosmo and other such magazines are damaging to both men and women.

[–]BallsackTBaghard 36 points37 points ago

Needs moar PUA

[–]fucksmith 11 points12 points ago

Poop Up Ass?

[–]JimmytheCreep 8 points9 points ago

Possums Under Arrest

[–]nruticat 11 points12 points ago

Pretty Unhelpful Advice

[–]choopie 50 points51 points ago

"Throw him a neg: insult his masculinity, but only enough that he feels he needs to prove something to you. Men are extremely insecure about that stuff."

"Don't know any Hot Bros? No problem! Put all the HB1-7's in the friend zone to find out if they have any hot friends or relatives."

"Peahen it up! When he douses himself in Axe body spray, tell him how totally irresistible he smells."

"Find the right wingwoman: Get one of your uglier friends to stand next to you at the club."

"Can't get past that Last Minute Relationship Resistance? Lock the door and tell him the key is in your heart!"

[–]muchmomentum 12 points13 points ago

"Don't forget your furry tophat!" ~mystery

[–]ForeverAProletariat 5 points6 points ago

So Mystery represents PUA huh.

[–]icelolly 5 points6 points ago

I'm about to make a whole heap of generalizations, but I think a lot of these issues stem from the fact that a lot of women hate being rejected. We are much less used to it, thank to society setting it up so men are "supposed" to make the first move. So being rejected is potentially much more crushing to a woman, because we haven't had it happen as often.

So that means that if we were in the guys shoes, we would MUCH rather have our attempt to ask you out be diverted to a group hang than be outright rejected. Or if it isn't a group hang, to reject you in some other way that is not outright. We are trying to be kind, and trying to do the right thing by you. It also makes it much less awkward if we still want to be friends.

If you ask a girl out and she wants to date you, she'll make it happen. If she's fobbing you off then she's trying to not date you without hurting your feelings. She's not playing games with you. Women don't sit around thinking "you know what would be fun? Fucking around with a guys head!"

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

"Hey, I'm not going to fuck you, but I don't want to make you feel like a leper so I'll introduce you to some friends of mine and maybe you'll stop bothering me."

[–]TalieTerror 153 points154 points ago

My name is Natalie. Why is it that even in magazines I'm the loser friend who has to help when someone is having dating issues? Guh.

[–]sexbread 19 points20 points ago

Not really anything that has to do with your post, but I loved your use of "guh" there. I like to use "guh" a lot, and whenever I see other people use it it puts a smile on my face.

[–]TalieTerror 4 points5 points ago

Well I'm glad my misery is funny... Just kidding. You're welcome!

[–]currentlydownvoted 12 points13 points ago

Is this a common thing?

[–]goatworship 6 points7 points ago

It's subconscious. The answer they wish they could give is no, but apparently they aren't comfortable with that word, so they invite along a friend who's name starts with the same letter.

[–]Anathema47 60 points61 points ago

Oh, the latest issue of Cockblock Magazine.

[–]SPAZZEH 212 points213 points ago

Fuck that magazine.

[–]MrKrazybones 358 points359 points ago

It wont let you, it just wants to stay friends because it loves you like a brother

[–]silverhydra 24 points25 points ago

A brother with hot friends that you should introduce her to?

[–]STOP_BEING_RETARDED 11 points12 points ago

In that case.. time for a little wincest.

[–]HAPPY_NARWHA 13 points14 points ago

DID SOME SAY SPIDEY THREAD?!

[–]BreakfastBurrito 23 points24 points ago

Think of the papercut...

[–]sashimi_taco 19 points20 points ago

I'm pretty sure that article was about having casual sex and not letting it become a real relationship when you just want to have sex.

Thats at least how I interpreted it.

Edit: Someone who responded said that it was from 17 magazine and it was about not letting guys pressure you into a relationship. I think wording is what makes everyone confused. Teenage girls don't need to feel pressured into a relationship, nor do teen boys need to feel the need to pressure a girl to be in one. And if you feel she is dragging you along, then you don't really need to be in a relationship with someone like that anyway.

[–]BIG_TONY_TALK 8 points9 points ago

The gloss. It chafes.

[–]tripperda 3 points4 points ago

the magazine says that Natalie would love to do that, too! bring your friends along for a group thing!

[–]starsbursting 6 points7 points ago

Dude, it's only seventeen :/

[–]umann99 51 points52 points ago

Or just say no I don't want to hang out.

That way he can find some new ass.

[–]kactus 13 points14 points ago

Or he can hang out AND find new ass.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

You don't mean.... fuck Natalie?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 58 points59 points ago

[–]Arcantium 38 points39 points ago

Being friendzoned is being intentionally led on while the woman either gains monetary value in the way of gifts and meals or emotional support that is of course not reciprocated. The guy starts to resent the woman because the only reason he is spending his resources is in hopes the woman could be a potential mate. All the while the girl is not only aware of the attraction but encourages it for maximum benefits.

-AutonomousRobot - Fri Jun 15 22:32:16 2012 UTC

[–]Rasassination 24 points25 points ago

poor definition.

First, men can friendzone women.

Second, friendzoning does not imply leveraging gifts or money -- it merely implies a one-sided sexual attraction.

Third, the one friendzoning does not have to be aware of the other's attraction.

[–]Mathemagicland 7 points8 points ago

That's not quite the way I'd like to think of the word. I think it requires not merely a one-sided attraction, but also a failure on the part of the attracted party to recognize that one-sidedness. I agree that this doesn't require intentional manipulation on the part of the attracteee -- it can happen because of that, but it can also happen because said party isn't sure what they want, because they don't communicate what they want clearly, because they don't realize anyone's attracted to them, because the attracted party doesn't listen clearly, because the attracted party is deluding themselves, or for about a dozen different reasons. I've been in the position of being attracted to someone, but fully understanding that they didn't return that attraction and there was no reason to think they ever would, and I wouldn't call that situation "friendzoning".

That's just how I'd like the word to be used, though. I think, based on actual usage, that Arcantium gave a "good definition", and its the term itself as bad. I feel like a solid majority of the time, at least, "friendzone" is used in a very negative sense by men who feel entitled to have sex with the women they're attracted to.

[–]gamesage53 2 points3 points ago

I told a girl that I liked her and was attracted to her. I made it clear how I felt and that there was absolutely no way it could be mistaken for anything else. Two years later we were talking about relationships and stuff. I brought up how I had tried to get into a relationship with her before. She told me that she didn't think I was being serious when I had. Told her that I was attracted to her, liked her personality, and had hoped for it to be possible to get into a relationship with her. Sometimes even if you make it clear, they still don't get it.

[–]makesterriblejokes 7 points8 points ago

I don't get it. How on earth is friend zoning guys going to help a woman seeking casual relationships/sex? It seems more counter productive than anything.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

It's not meant to help her seek a new relationship. It is to tone down a current one without officially breaking up with someone. The whole point is for the girl to be able to find a new boyfriend while still maintaining her current relationship.

[–]mr_sardonicus 22 points23 points ago

This is the first time I've felt compelled to say "this isn't WTF"

[–]macmankev 3 points4 points ago

Better advice: Use your words.

[–]Obex 17 points18 points ago

I'm perplexed by the amount of people in this thread getting mad at this. If you read the article it's clear that they are using the phrase "Friend zone" to mean something different than usual.

Of course there are the people saying "be honest and open" and "dont string people on" But ask yourself if there was a girl (or man) to whom you you had no feelings for other than as a friend and they start testing the water with you, would you go straight to them and say "Hey i don't want to date you" because that's a pretty good way to make all your future interactions awkward and to annoy them if you have misconstrued their actions as advances.

[–]bannanie 3 points4 points ago

I read this article, it was just about not letting a guy pressure you into getting serious if you didn't like him. I don't think this is a terrible idea, or as one person put it, makes her a "passive aggressive bitch".

[–]piratefight 45 points46 points ago

I love that article... "Hey kids, wanna slut it up this summer? Be a bitch and blow off people who try to actually have feelings for other people."

I have a girlfriend, but articles like these are poison.

[–]Agoraphobiac 5 points6 points ago

One of the other suggestions for turning down you guy friend was to say that he reminds you of your little brother. Ouch.

[–]IAMA_Neckbeard 5 points6 points ago

Double whammy: Be emasculating AND a passive-aggressive friendzoning bitch at the same time.

[–]JBro74 16 points17 points ago

How to make him instantly hate your guts: FRIEND ZONE HIM!

[–]FountainsOfFluids 20 points21 points ago

To be honest, I don't think they're using "friend zone" right. You don't friend zone a guy you like. But if you want things to go slow, you might try to stick to group dates for a while.

[–]4120447265616d6572 14 points15 points ago

I believe this is what the article meant.

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[–]JBro74 5 points6 points ago

And what self respecting guy would put up with that shit?

[–]sufrt 8 points9 points ago

man it's really embarrassing to be part of this website sometimes

[–]ProN00b 6 points7 points ago

Why would you want to date someone stupid enough to get dating advice from these magazines?

[–]prattable 9 points10 points ago

*were

[–]PubeStache 8 points9 points ago

One of my worst dates involves making plans with a girl and then showing up at her place only to have an entirely different girl answer the door. Then come to find out we would be picking up two more of her friends and then meeting up with her friend that answered the door! Wtf?! NONE of this was mentioned before hand.

Long story short, kept snapping my gum then found out it was one of pet peeves, kept snapping gum, discovered Jameson & red bull, got wasted, poked friend in her fat belly, $70 bar tab, snapped out of drunkness, passed out on couch, drove home.

[–]IAMA_Neckbeard 14 points15 points ago

One of my worst dates involves making plans with a girl and then showing up at her place only to have an entirely different girl some dude answer the door.

It could always be worse, bro.

[–]nuclearblaster 12 points13 points ago

We should take the writer of that article and burn her as a witch.

[–]banjospieler 5 points6 points ago

Why are they encouraging this kind of behavior?!? If you really want him to know that you don't want to be pinned down this summer fucking tell him!

[–]MisterFabulous 12 points13 points ago

Dear Elisa Benson,

You are an awful human.

Sincerely,
MisterFabulous

[–]daman345 3 points4 points ago

That's actually good advice, if they don't want anything more its better to be honest rather than play someone along.

[–]ferrisssavior 1 point2 points ago

This.. is bad news for me.

3rd date with a girl that I've been talking to, thought it was just going to be us. Suggested making dinner for her, "oh but a few friends are coming, raincheck?"

Great.

[–]Im1ToThe337 1 point2 points ago

I think I just saw this in /r/foreveralone like, 10 minutes ago. Weird.

EDIT: I was right. Here it is.

[–]RahvinDragand 1 point2 points ago

The picture caption implies that this is advice on how to continue having sex with multiple guys without letting them get too attached to you. Not really what reddit refers to as the friend zone.

[–]TheNakedRedditor 1 point2 points ago

If the girl you're interested in gets her dating advice from magazines, you're gonna have a bad time.

Seriously though, this should be setting off some alarms in your head.

[–]dogandcatinlove 1 point2 points ago

Whatever happened to just 'seeing' people? You hang out, maybe go on some dates, shmooze a little. When you decide you really dig that person, then you decide to be exclusive. Until then, there is no commitment, and it's not "stringing someone along" unless you don't let them KNOW that you're not exclusive.

[–]EatBooks 1 point2 points ago

I'm okay with this. It really can be awkward one on one with a person you have so-so feelings for. So why not turn it into a group date?

[–]blondiee_x17 1 point2 points ago

Because honesty never got anyone anywhere.

[–]Fagsquamntch 1 point2 points ago

God the author of that article must be one giant cut.

[–]MauiWowieOwie 1 point2 points ago

I've made it a rule to stop dating women who read Cosmo. Its worked out so far.

[–]Level_32_Igglybuff 1 point2 points ago

The amount of guys misinterpreting this small article segment is hilarious

[–]Bletz 1 point2 points ago

Haha how cruel.

If you don't want to be with a guy, tell him!

[–]maximumreign 1 point2 points ago

Or, just tell him

[–]zedbra 1 point2 points ago

This isn't WTF. This is a stupid ass magazine article that mentions one member of the holy trinity of reddit; friend zone.

This is about WTF as a f7u12 comic.

[–]jabbababab 1 point2 points ago

LOL put her in the BITCH Zone... Leave her at home.

[–]TLDR415 1 point2 points ago

Don't use direct forms of communication to let him know your intentions. Instead do so through vaguely apparent mind games that keep him guessing at every turn. If he asks to have a serious conversation with you about it then tell him you can't talk about it. If he keeps asking about it in a persistent way, then dramatically tell him to "take a look in the mirror". This will give you the moment to spring on his confusion and get on the floor. Next, everyone will do the dinosaur.

[–]codythomashunsberger 1 point2 points ago

Fuck whoever wrote this. It's that simple. Fuck them.

[–]beersANDblunts 1 point2 points ago

no wonder women are such whores

[–]Chrischn89 1 point2 points ago

I dont see the problem. If I were to date a girl which is easily influenced by articles in such magazines I'd consider it as 'bullet dodged!'

[–]silentmikhail 1 point2 points ago

Ok. well does anyone know the location of where this magazine is published and does anybody know how to make a bomb?