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[–]SwollenOstrich 22 points23 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

bahaha

[–]anonymous123421 1 point2 points ago

I love how they're all in sync.

It just adds to the horror.

[–]krukzlip 56 points57 points ago

[–]iJason 7 points8 points ago

I have no clue who this is or where the .gif came from, but this kid is a little bitch.

[–]Dr_Adopted 17 points18 points ago

That's Spanky from the Little Rascals.

[–]SaltyBabe 0 points1 point ago

I always hated Spanky.

[–]zaroclow 2 points3 points ago

I always hated you.

[–]SaltyBabe 2 points3 points ago

I knew it...

Also, wtf 6 people disagree with me about ME hating spanky? How can you down vote ME hating spanky? Does someone have some private info I'm not privy to about how much I actually don't hate him?

[–]zaroclow 0 points1 point ago

Hey man, you reminded me of Spanky. Can you blame me?

[–]Gladius01 -1 points0 points ago

I hated that movie, Spanky, and that friend of his who reminded me of PeeWee Hermin.

[–]Zombie_Lover 1 point2 points ago

You mean Bug?!?! For a modern remake, I liked them. Better than we could have expected considering the remake landscape.

[–]Gladius01 1 point2 points ago

Yeah Bug Hall, thanks for reminding me his name, my brain couldn't accept not remembering something. By the way, I never knew there was a remake, I just saw the one from 1994.

[–]Zombie_Lover 0 points1 point ago

There wasn't a remake SINCE 1994, the movie was based on an old TV series. The original was called Our Gang, but most people have called it Little Rascals.

[–]Gladius01 1 point2 points ago

my third TIL moment of the day, I'm on a roll...

[–]Durpadoo 3 points4 points ago

That kid is awesome.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 86 points87 points ago

[–]krukzlip 43 points44 points ago

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[–]Ispiro 13 points14 points ago

WTF... DON'T CLICK THIS LINK GUYS

Trust me.

You'll click it anyway, i know it.

[–]Sporkinat0r 4 points5 points ago

I just couldn't stop watching

[–]Dickfore 2 points3 points ago

Gif is of a a giant donged shemale who's cumming ropes and ropes of semen.

It's NSFW, if you didn't gather.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I didn't click until I read this comment.

I'm not really sure what that says about me.

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[–]DarthChocolate 24 points25 points ago

I was waiting for a tear... You blew it!

[–]EpicJ 3 points4 points ago

Waiting for the picture to load

Not satisfied, so lets out a groan

Still waiting for the tear that never flowed

Makes me wish I could atone

But alas I can't, as I'm on my phone

[–]Sweddy 3 points4 points ago

[–]aaa56434 -1 points0 points ago

Seriously Bro !

[–]JakeSanchard 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]pinkythug 0 points1 point ago

Til cats can cry

[–]brittsuzanne -1 points0 points ago

I can't do it from my phone, but I demand the "crying in the rain" Doctor Who .gif

Deliver!!!

[–]goeraz 3 points4 points ago

sigh okay okay......

[–]brittsuzanne 1 point2 points ago

You sir are a gentleman.

[–]battlemetal 8 points9 points ago

Take the time to play a single player game, like Diablo 3!

[–]ritterbum 0 points1 point ago

exactly what I was thinking

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

[–]Woftles 13 points14 points ago

Her tits are pulsating.

[–]SirSpearsy 1 point2 points ago

I didnt notice that first, but went back and examined for uh....science.

[–]fujiman 1 point2 points ago

For science! Be proud dammit!

[–]Nawti -3 points-2 points ago

Every time I've ever seen this gif posted, no matter where, there are always people who feel required to comment on how sexy/appealing/kinky/whatever this is.

Not that I'm complaining. I'm all for people's minds being the gutter. I just thought that while we're pointing out things we've pointed out before I should point out something I'm sure someone else has pointed out before.

[–]makemejelly49 9 points10 points ago

I find her extremely sexy.

[–]Dr_Adopted 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–]pinkythug -1 points0 points ago

I can picture her stoking my dick like that

[–]jerenept 5 points6 points ago

well wtf am I going to do then? go outside? I don't think so

[–]Stratten 9 points10 points ago

Looks like you're gonna have to go outside.. GASP!

[–]wiffleball_lgnd 7 points8 points ago

bring suncreen and look NO ONE in the eye

[–]Imsorryiateyourcake 9 points10 points ago

But...but...how did you upload this?

[–]oivitz 3 points4 points ago

is going to be cancelled

[–]An_Empty_Bottle 7 points8 points ago

is going to be down

[–]oivitz 2 points3 points ago

Welp, I'm an idiot. Carry on.

[–]WanderingSnake 2 points3 points ago

till tomorrow

[–]oivitz 0 points1 point ago

is not currently cancelled but will be

[–]Imsorryiateyourcake 0 points1 point ago

My interpretation was 'I discovered that my internet was broked, informed that it was going to be down until tomorrow'.

[–]fechera 3 points4 points ago

At-least there will be a ton of blue links waiting for you when you return :)

[–]sycher 2 points3 points ago

I read that as "How I feel hearing the internet is going to be down tomorrow." and it scared the shit out of me.

[–]lupussapien 2 points3 points ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]ToyShades 1 point2 points ago

The cat looks like Garfield.

[–]frapo 1 point2 points ago

When my internet was down for 3 days, all i could think was "man i wish i had bought some porn"

[–]windowwasher89 1 point2 points ago

I just got mine back after not having it or cable for five days so good luck, Ended up finishing the second Game of Thrones and starting the third, only thing that got me through it

[–]L34KY 1 point2 points ago

A wild abra appeared!

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

I won't have internet for about 24hrs starting tomorrow.

[–]bricardo 1 point2 points ago

Download porn today. Problem solved.

[–]Pollywaffle 1 point2 points ago

It's funny because his emotions are expressed through a .gif of a cat.

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 1 point2 points ago

quick better start printing off reddit pages and get blue and orange highlighters ready so you can still upvote and downvote

[–]redditor85 1 point2 points ago

I'm just now seeing the blue on the tip of its tail. Who blue the cat!? Seriously though, anybody know what that is?

[–]Surprise_Lobotomy 1 point2 points ago

I am basically the same way, but with more temper tantrums and slightly less fur.

[–]Britches_and_Hose[S] 3 points4 points ago

That was me a couple hours ago, but after complaining to support and realizing there's nothing I can do about it this is how I feel.

I still have my 3G though, but that can't do much...

[–]Redditron-2000-4 1 point2 points ago

I am in the same boat, but no Internet until Monday... I am going to hit my phones data limit this month :-(

[–]Britches_and_Hose[S] 0 points1 point ago

You wouldn't happen to be in Florida, would you? Some really bad storms down here the past couple days.

[–]Redditron-2000-4 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I drove through those storms on my way back to Texas though. They were nasty.

[–]Niehaus 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like a perfect reason for beer! Then, when your internet comes back up, you can celebrate with more beer. Assuming it stays up on Sunday, more celebration would probably be required.

[–]eXX0n 0 points1 point ago

When this happens, I just use my phone as a wi-fi hotspot.

EDIT: Also; Poor mr. Kittens :'(

[–]N53Nick 0 points1 point ago

Oh deal with it

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

This would be an amazing gif if the camera wasn't shaking. Someone make it stop!

[–]Vague2121 0 points1 point ago

Well, at least you will have time to respond to all those emails...Oh, wait, never mind...damn!

[–]Begerken 0 points1 point ago

That cat looks like he's ready to fap. Pretty sure he's not fapping without internet. That cat is a phony. A big fat phony.

[–]milleribsen 0 points1 point ago

you need to get yourself provisions: this list should keep you through the bad times:

  • Liquor.

[–]hotshotgfx 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dany_C 0 points1 point ago

For that kind of emergencies I have comics I have downloaded, I´m currently reading Marvel´s Dark Reign that I read from time to time , I would also play some DS game .( I´m in the middle of New Super Mario Bros )

[–]iJason 0 points1 point ago

This is a very sad cat.

[–]Orval 0 points1 point ago

Thoughts run through my head of "did I set Steam to offline? What movies do I have on my hard drive?"

Or do what I did when my internet was down for like two weeks: go to McDonalds, open a TON of tabs in Wikipedia, TV Tropes, Cracked, what have you in different browsers. Let them all fully load and then just take your laptop home.

If you open pages on Reddit this way, make sure to remember to load the image/link AND the comments, if you're so inclined.

[–]sprite50 0 points1 point ago

Personally, I don't care that it's a repost since I must have missed it before.

Also, because I just snorted out loud in public.

[–]littlezav 0 points1 point ago

coincidentally thats how garfield feels without his lasagna

[–]jofus_joefucker 0 points1 point ago

Just hibernate through the days without internet.

[–]CountMalachi 0 points1 point ago

I go to sleep early. "The fastest way to tomorrow is by giving up on today." -reddit post from earlier

[–]Klowned 0 points1 point ago

Stay up 36 hours if you have enough notice, then when it goes down, pop some sedatives and go to sleep.

That's what I do.

[–]jaded_gal05 0 points1 point ago

That Scottish fold cat is adorable. Sorry about you being "unplugged"

[–]Chewzer 0 points1 point ago

You do know it's Saturday tomorrow right? What the hell are you doing on the internet on a Saturday?

[–]mike213player213 0 points1 point ago

Hibernation mode.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

bitch please. I went two weeks with out the internet and you don't see me whoring karma.

[–]Sarahmon 0 points1 point ago

Heart = Liquid fudge

[–]pellycanfly 0 points1 point ago

Perfect time to go explore the outernet.

[–]andytheshoeshine 0 points1 point ago

Just take some bath salts, you'll forget how long it has been

[–]CosmicBard 0 points1 point ago

Sleepy?

[–]Lyulf 0 points1 point ago

if you have any kind of smart phone. LEARN TO TETHER!

[–]SoundVU 0 points1 point ago

Tether?

[–]Lyulf 0 points1 point ago

tether.com/ Its an app or a modification of your phone that lets you access the internet though your phone on your PC.

[–]Rallerboy888 0 points1 point ago

3G on your phone? Use it as a modem

[–]fartso 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro!

[–]kirbyking33 0 points1 point ago

Looks like pus in boots

[–]DanielLikesPie 0 points1 point ago

  1. Tether Phone
  2. Reddit

[–]DanielLikesPie -1 points0 points ago

  1. Download shit

[–]killface21 -5 points-4 points ago

Obvious and blatent repost. Gtfo cancer.