Better than begging

Comika · 3 months

So this is actually my stand. Proof here

I do this from time to time for the hell of it. Charging one cent is more fun than doing it for free (also some people do give more).

I also do this online here

I also have an album of the people Ive drawn here

Have a great day everybody!

poz_party_animal · 3 months

So that works out to be 60 cents an hour if he is flatout, minus the cost of materials of course. Christ that is depressing.

JCoxRocks · 3 months

Shitty_Watercoulour (rest his soul) would have only charged a hug

iregretjumping · 3 months

Is that Dwight in the middle?

ISayWhatIWantToSay · 3 months

people would give more than 1 cent, and it would attract attention better than a person sitting on a street-side with a cup. Not a bad plan.

shmallowfish · 3 months

obligatory

Orval · 3 months

How could you NOT get this done, just for the laugh? I'd straight up give him at LEAST $1, more if it's particularly un-flattering.

darkangelxX447 · 3 months

I would pay like a dollar for a shitty drawing. It would be interesting to see how they draw. And they would probably end up getting better at drawing by doing this.

cruelton · 3 months

Fairly certain this is the mans site. http://comika.smackjeeves.com/badportrait/ He has some pretty cool comics as well.

majortato · 3 months

he must have spent 2 hours on the shading of that upper lip alone.

FictionalGeorge · 3 months

I admit, the novelty of it would entice me. However I would definitely give the man/woman more than 1 cent.

crushmastac · 3 months

Wow, that's a pretty good Sarah Jessica Parker!

reelaizer · 3 months

bottom middle portrait is not bad.

Iloveangrysheepsex · 3 months

Andrew smith blows goats

callmerui · 3 months

This genius artist is genuine!

doubleas21380 · 3 months

Do you want a mouth?

-Heidecker

Kolumbz · 3 months

Was it napoleon dynamite drawing them?

nixnaxmik · 3 months

Why would you want a new player, and a poor videogame player, to be a healer? Why is healer the role for 'women'? Sexism. Wooo.

andrewsmith1986 · 3 months

Shitty_Caricatures.

tuddlemunce · 3 months

Relevant http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/portrait-of-an-artist.html

Cozmo23 · 3 months

I would buy 100 of them.

nickthename · 3 months

And that's how ShittyWatercolor got his start.

williamshears · 3 months

brilliant

Domineyton · 3 months

What a steal!

johnny_gunn · 3 months

Why would he start at 1 cent?

Come on, at least 5.

RonaldFuckingPaul · 3 months

*Worse

golden_eternity · 3 months

He's selling a portrait of my ex-girlfriend?

bceagle · 3 months

Shitty_watercolour?

ROELtja · 3 months

thing is, if he keeps doing this he would probably get good and eventually be able to draw proper portraits.

vonshavingcream · 3 months

he could get away with a nickle ..

Spudgunhimself · 3 months

I smell the brother of Shitty_Watercolour!

awardnopoints · 3 months

Wow, that reddit ban must have hit shitty_watercolor pretty hard.

wheeldog · 3 months

And still I can't draw that well. I'd give ten cents for one of those.

Billy_Sastard · 3 months

Shitty_Watercolour would be proud.

bashnu · 3 months

Great work.

How was the reaction from the other street artists?

OperatorMike · 3 months

that's only $0.60 an hour MAX

LucifersCounsel · 3 months

No wonder the guy is poor. He's losing money. 1 cent per drawing doesn't even cover the materials cost.

dumbkid · 3 months

Does anyone have the screencap of that dude on the dating site who did really unflattering portaits of profile pics and then showed them to the people?

HusePuse · 3 months

you and Shitty_Watercolor would get along well.

[deleted] · 3 months

This was Shitty_Watercolour before he had watercolors.

SHYS7IE · 3 months

is that shitty_watercolour's unemployed cousin?

D4rkr4in · 3 months

Shitty_pencilportraits.

MajorMin · 3 months

Nice to see Shitty_watercolour can still get work.

theHiddenTroll · 3 months

id napolean dynamite draw these?

omgoffensiveguy · 3 months

That wouldn't even cover his overheads, clearly he's on drugs or on the turps or he'd have factored in ink and paper. It wouldn't even match inflation, he'd have to raise it several cents per day at the rate the US economy is shitting it's pants like a decrepit old man. It is, however, quite a novel idea. Maybe he doesn't need to beg and is just an epic troll? I might try this myself, and have a nice display of bad portraits like he has, however with every paying customer just draw a giant cock and balls on the page and hand it to them straight faced.

ALLBLVCK · 3 months

I was having a convo with my girl yesterday about this type of shit. Bums need to get their act together and EARN instead of BEG. If I see ANYONE playing an instrument I give them all the change I have because I respect the hustle. Fuck lazy bums. They got all the time in the world to think of inventive ways to earn money but instead just beg and shit their pants.

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