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[–]THATgeekyknitterguy 114 points115 points ago

I'm hiring that bear to follow me around and shrug when I do dumb things. And eat my rivals.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]baronxs 14 points15 points ago

No it's not.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]johnny_appletits 7 points8 points ago

sorry for your loss :/

[–]BICEPS 5 points6 points ago

What happened?

[–]Dukelicious 8 points9 points ago

It must have been serious, he left 7 karmas on the table by deleting the 2nd post.

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

he just said something stupid and got downvoted.

[–]BICEPS 0 points1 point ago

But he got also upvoted...

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

because he said something that slightly recovered from the stupid comment. you didn't miss much

[–]BICEPS 0 points1 point ago

This only makes me more curious

[–]Lebenpiv 38 points39 points ago

Sir, you are wrong. Sun Bear is THE MOST photogenic animal.

http://imgur.com/DfehI

[–]BeerKiller 87 points88 points ago

There is a sun bear at the St. Louis zoo. Every time I visit it is sucking itself off with that special tongue. Must be bored.

[–]Jeremy252 97 points98 points ago

Sounds like he's living the dream to me.

[–]Dylanthulhu 16 points17 points ago

The last time I went to the St. Louis zoo the sun bear was sitting next to a log with his front legs on it like it was a table and just staring back at the crowds of people looking at him... with his tongue hanging out.

[–]DanaTheGiraffe 5 points6 points ago

plotting his vengeance, no doubt.

[–]Graham1020 0 points1 point ago

Images of these would be fantastic to say the least

[–]littlelion2k 6 points7 points ago

If I could do that, I wouldn't just do it when I was bored. I'd do it until I starved to death.

[–]patt 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, baby, you heard me. Tongue like a bear!

[–]MeowMixDeliveryGuy -2 points-1 points ago

Okay Mr. Bear Killer. Like I'm going to listen to you on ANY subject whatsoever pertaining to bears! Psshh... thinking you're so clever and stuff. Actually, hey -- wait a second...

Alright, ix-nay all that por favor. Totally read your username wrong. Now... kindly excuse me while I shamelessly make a quick exit via this conveniently placed and also open window. Thanks.

[–]ratm_66 29 points30 points ago

So, I know it's Debbie Downer but you should be aware what these Sun Bears go through in Asia(mostly China).

Their bile is a popular ingredient in traditional Chinese medicine, so these Sun Bears are "farmed" for their bile which means they are locked up in crush cages with a spigot inserted into their gallbladder which is drained 3 times daily.

It's the most horrible LEGAL torture of an animal anywhere in the world, and it needs to stop. The ingredient in their bile is cheaply and safely made synthetically so there is no reason for this abuse to continue.

Here's a website detailing what happens to the bears, and it's also a foundation to help bears who have been "farmed"-

http://www.animalsasia.org/

[–]Toadlilly 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for posting this. People may not want to know, but everyone should be aware of what happens to these beautiful peaceful animals.

[–]MeowMixDeliveryGuy 3 points4 points ago

I just read my comment and realized it sounded a bit insensitive. Basically, it just boggles my mind how anyone could have even come up with the idea of doing such a horrible thing.

[–]MeowMixDeliveryGuy 0 points1 point ago

I wonder who the first guy was to say, "Hey! See those ugly-ass bears over there? No no, the ones with the fruit roll up tongues! Yeah, why don't we -- and stay with me here now -- why don't we go kill that fucker, open him up and start experimenting with his bile?! I don't know, I just have a really good gut feeling about this! Who's with me?"

I also wonder this same thing about the guy who invented pumpkin pie.

[–]Paul_Langton 1 point2 points ago

"Alright guys! So we've got this fuckin' delish pie-thing, right? We've tried apple, blueberry, and raspberry so far.. Seems like everything gets a million times better once you pie the shit out of it! How 'bout we take a pumpkin and make it actually taste good?"

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 284 points285 points ago

[–]tophat_jones 21 points22 points ago

I like the way you managed to capture the essence of derpiness exuded by the bear.

[–]theinvisiblenobody 7 points8 points ago

That's fantastic! You have to do one for pic 7 too, please!

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 102 points103 points ago

[–]roodypoo926 8 points9 points ago

It only took 11 minutes? Bravo.

[–]theinvisiblenobody 4 points5 points ago

You're awesome, thanks SW!

[–]tilacog 4 points5 points ago

Sir, would you also do one for pic 4 too, please?

(I am still trying to understand wtf is happening at that photo...)

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 53 points54 points ago

[–]beachjustice 2 points3 points ago

Oh... That's a hand and that bear is fine. I thought that bear was deformed and seriously injured...

[–]TheTedinator 1 point2 points ago

SW saves the day!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I actually really like your drawing style. It reminds me of Quentin Blake's illustrations in Roald Dahl's books.

[–]Kowzorz 7 points8 points ago

Reddit's like "NO IT DOES NOT REMIND YOU OF QUENTIN BLAKE'S ILLUSTRATIONS!"

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

D:

[–]13deadbunnies 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[–]ansemstudyy 0 points1 point ago

The name fits, too. Just not the "shitty" part

[–]last-resort-username 0 points1 point ago

How about #6. I feel as though we need your take on #6.

[–]Arvald 0 points1 point ago

i need an autographed copy of this.

[–]grandmasterethel 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of this book for some reason...

[–]ABZR 1 point2 points ago

One of my favorites. Awesome

[–]Prosopagnosiape 0 points1 point ago

Woo! Do them all!

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit -3 points-2 points ago

You know who else made shitty paintings?

[–]Piernitas 10 points11 points ago

Your mom

[–]GayForPaulRudd 3 points4 points ago

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[–]tweek17 1 point2 points ago

Neville Chamberlain

[–]BWEM 1 point2 points ago

not your finest work, friend.

[–]discovery721 0 points1 point ago

Hey, look it's Trapped_in_Reddit!

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker -1 points0 points ago

Hey, look it's Trapped_in_Reddit!

[–]BetterThanOP 39 points40 points ago

ursaring?

[–]came_here_2_say 10 points11 points ago

That is exactly what I thought of when I saw this http://i.imgur.com/7PFpt.jpg

[–]vpbells 6 points7 points ago

It's an alien

[–]flashlightwarrior 8 points9 points ago

Lickitung!

[–]theinvisiblenobody 17 points18 points ago

This guy disagrees with you.

[–]beachjustice 1 point2 points ago

Beautiful yet able to skin your face with giant claws..

[–]Xuis 34 points35 points ago

[–]Harodan 6 points7 points ago

Flashbacks... of... Amnesia Dark Descent...

[–]OhNoOboe 6 points7 points ago

[–]verik 0 points1 point ago

NOPE

[–]sullman_ 14 points15 points ago

I think one of those is dead...

[–]carriegood 5 points6 points ago

The one where they're pulling up his lip? I also thought it was just a head.

[–]casmafen 1 point2 points ago

"Oh this is a nice picture albuuuuuoooohhhhh that's a dead bear"

[–]CynicalTyler 0 points1 point ago

Nah I bet the zoo tranq'd him for medical care.

[–]cyberbemon 27 points28 points ago

[–]neon_kid 4 points5 points ago

Not gonna lie... a tear rolled down my cheek. :(

[–]MeowMixDeliveryGuy -1 points0 points ago

An upvote for doing the Lord's work.

[–]cyberbemon 1 point2 points ago

:)

[–]MeowMixDeliveryGuy 0 points1 point ago

cough now upvote me too cough

[–]cyberbemon 0 points1 point ago

done :P

[–]ecclectic 11 points12 points ago

How does a tongue that long fit in their mouth?

[–]jakeis38 43 points44 points ago

Its like a fruit roll up

[–]Craigellachie 29 points30 points ago

"That's what"

-she

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Come on, you know that feeling

[–]Jexium 20 points21 points ago

he doesn't even have to chase down prey, they fall over laughing right up until he strangles them with his tongue

[–]houseofbacon 11 points12 points ago

There's a sun bear at the zoo in DC that had surgery to have the lower half of this jaw removed. That bear looks retarded and high 24/7, poor guy.

[–]Paul_Langton 1 point2 points ago

Here's a picture of what that looks like.

[–]Snowyjoe 1 point2 points ago

What!? Why? Was it infected!?

[–]ERich2010 0 points1 point ago

similar thing happened to the one at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. his tongue is constantly hanging out of his mouth.

[–]Max_Exploder 9 points10 points ago

The chicks love him...

[–]TheSnake66 7 points8 points ago

Looks pretty badass second picture down.

[–]scsoc 8 points9 points ago

Agreed. Looks like a cobra bear.

[–]Teradoc 7 points8 points ago

"Don't feed the Yao Guai...that is all." - Three Dog

[–]Paul_Langton 1 point2 points ago

Those fucking things.

[–]Bixby66 5 points6 points ago

"I am beautiful...in every single wayyyy....words can't bring me down..."

[–]Richard_Noggin 10 points11 points ago

Legend says his DNA is 100% pure derp.

[–]aquasucks 2 points3 points ago

Derp-N-A

[–]craigsblackie 11 points12 points ago

Here's me hugging a sun bear in Malaysia: http://i.imgur.com/VH6eD.jpg

[–]s0crates82 18 points19 points ago

Hug may not be the right word here.

[–]neffered 12 points13 points ago

"Gingerly touching."

[–]beachjustice 5 points6 points ago

That's just about as close as any typical man will get to hugging a bear. Otherwise, your balls would be too big to get your arms around one.

[–]snarksneeze 0 points1 point ago

If this is you... explain your username.

[–]thangle 3 points4 points ago

I once volunteered with my mom to go help an animal rescue ranch do some construction. Spent all day digging a trench through pretty solid limestone so they could run a pipe to the bear cages. When I was done, and all gross and sweaty, I got to go meet the sun bear they had. He spent like a half hour licking my hands and arms because of the salty sweat. They're goofy for sure.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Idk, that second one is pretty pimp.

[–]mysticdickstick 3 points4 points ago

The chest pattern looks like an ancient Egyptian or Mayan necklace.

[–]wethrgirl 1 point2 points ago

That's actually why it's called a sun bear, I was told .

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

I silently suspected.

[–]armchairepicure 3 points4 points ago

Their parenting skills may also be questionable.

[–]titsorwecanjusttalk 2 points3 points ago

Dem traps

[–]Deznok 2 points3 points ago

the 6th picture is actually pretty cute.

[–]redditor85 2 points3 points ago

Cobrabear!

[–]the_sleeper 2 points3 points ago

[–]MeowMixDeliveryGuy 7 points8 points ago

How is the http://i.imgur.com/mgunR.jpg one not a meme yet? Call it the Are You Fucking Serious Bear. Or preferably something funnier and wittier, because reading that again makes me want to downvote myself.

[–]talitus 10 points11 points ago

I hope you get sodomized by a pack of coyotes.

[–]CartmanVT 1 point2 points ago

So do you mean the pack of coyotes to be shoved into his butt hole or that they all push a phallic object into his poop chute?

[–]talitus 1 point2 points ago

A pack of coyotes sodomize his butt with their coyote-cocks.

[–]nihilite 0 points1 point ago

What, you mean against my will?

[–]MeowMixDeliveryGuy 0 points1 point ago

Oh you!

[–]Bumblebree 1 point2 points ago

It's actually pretty adorable in a "honey, don't let the neighbors see it" kind of way.

[–]BioSim00 1 point2 points ago

It's like a derpy bear version of Gene Simmons.

[–]futbol2005 1 point2 points ago

It looks like a cobra in the second picture. Forget ligers, I'm pretty sure I've found my new favorite animal.

[–]SgtSplacker 1 point2 points ago

Bet he's popular with the ladies...

[–]CanusNero 1 point2 points ago

I swear I saw a creepy Yogi the Bear parody on some late night program on Adult Swim or something when I was younger and it looked just like this. That shit scarred me forever.

[–]oysterpirate 1 point2 points ago

I can identify with the Sun Bear. That's pretty much how I look in pictures too.

[–]TGPrankster 1 point2 points ago

Can someone explain what the heck is going on in the 4th pic? Is that something coming out of his nose? wtf?

[–]aJrenalin 1 point2 points ago

I think the second last photo is adorable.

[–]R88SHUN 1 point2 points ago

it must be horrible living in a perpetual state of about to sneeze.

[–]Yeti100 1 point2 points ago

I beg to differ!

[–]Shesaidshewaslvl18 1 point2 points ago

My dreams are going to be so fucked up tonight.

[–]RunsWithBaboons 1 point2 points ago

VRONG! Sun bear is MOST photogenic animal in verld!

[–]raegunXD 0 points1 point ago

He looks like my dog..

[–]icameforthemusic 0 points1 point ago

In that first picture he's staring at ridiculously photogenic guy

[–]purecanadian5 0 points1 point ago

2

Batbear....

[–]Diabolic67th 0 points1 point ago

Fifth picture, Robert DeNiro.

[–]zephyy 0 points1 point ago

PRAISE THE SUN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

SO CUTIEEEE

[–]Ski360spin 0 points1 point ago

Pick tongue tie?

[–]soggy_cereal 0 points1 point ago

Aww... :) I know one of those bears. Slurp Derp! She lives at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. When she was 13 she had her lower jaw removed due to cancer, causing her tongue to hang out all the time, but luckily it doesn't interfere with her eating.

[–]gitykins 0 points1 point ago

SO I'M WATCHING THE RABBBBBBITS TONIGHT.... tonight... tonight....

[–]TicklingMark 0 points1 point ago

He's a mothafucka on the 6th pic...

[–]tenny_bear 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Predator when it's teeth are shown...

[–]Pelican_Fly 0 points1 point ago

WHAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]SonOfSamJackson 0 points1 point ago

If I had a tongue like that I'd be so popular with the ladies.

[–]heymrk 0 points1 point ago

Grizzly: So Black, let's get the invites together for the Bear family reunion.

Black: Yes, as long as that idiot Sun doesn't get invited.

Grizzly: Oh God, yes. That fucking derp always tries to eat the picnic basket instead of the food inside.

[–]AlwaysTurning 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know if this bear is at all an evolutionary relative to the sloth? Just curous, to me it looks like a giant vicious sloth.

[–]The_Norwegian 0 points1 point ago

The 6th pic is hilarious. Looks like he's given up all hope.

[–]Mindoption 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the nightmares, Saarrex.

[–]sfitzer 0 points1 point ago

WAAASSSUUUPPP?

[–]Houstonack 0 points1 point ago

Oh god. Its like a cobra in that one picture, i'm afraid its going to spit poison or something.

[–]imasunbear 0 points1 point ago

You take that back!

[–]TheRinger1976 0 points1 point ago

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

Oddly enough, I know a guy that looks just like the bear in the first pic (minus the gargantuan tounge).

[–]MerlynsBeard 1 point2 points ago

how is there no mention of the bile farming in the wiki?

[–]Mcfuggit 0 points1 point ago

Is that a retarded bear?

[–]thevarmint 0 points1 point ago

so majestic...

[–]palaxi 0 points1 point ago

Did he lick the birthmark off of his chest?

[–]a11city 0 points1 point ago

Pedobear?

[–]Skreech2011 0 points1 point ago

So...is it part snake...possibly King Cobra?

[–]jostler57 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry to do this to your childhood memories, but it had to be posted:

Boo Boo Runs Wild - an Adult Swim take on Yogi Bear

[–]ramsay_baggins 0 points1 point ago

When I was a kid I saw one of these giving itself a blow job at Belfast Zoo. My dad thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen as I asked what it was doing.

[–]timelighter 0 points1 point ago

5th picture = Glenn Beck crying

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Why am I not surprised it's asian.

[–]Smokestain 0 points1 point ago

This is worth being some kind of Creepy Pasta. All I could think of when opening it was "Oh my fucking god."

[–]Prosopagnosiape 0 points1 point ago

His friends call him 'Fun in the Sun' Bear.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

That 2nd pic I swear makes the bear look like a Cobra.

[–]allothernamestaken 0 points1 point ago

DAT TONGUE

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Looks like I can add another entry on to my "Things you shouldn't fuck with!" List. Those teeth look terrifying!

[–]theelemur 0 points1 point ago

Looks kind of like an alot.

[–]Siouxsie2011 0 points1 point ago

It's long enough, but does he know how to use it?

[–]dragoliger22 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not entitling this album "LOL Derp Bear is Derp!!!"

[–]210zach 0 points1 point ago

Sun bear don't give a shit.

[–]ZiggyZombie 0 points1 point ago

Every Chinese Zoo I have been too has had these and they always do tricks for food. I am not sure how I feel about it. If they were never taught the tricks its pretty cool, if they were then I feel sad.

[–]manbrasucks 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me? I want to fuck that bear in every picture.

/s

[–]ZeitPolizei 0 points1 point ago

Picture 2 = Flatbear

[–]CmonTouchIt 0 points1 point ago

[–]iwasapolygon 0 points1 point ago

HAHA awesome. The bottom one is how I felt last time I drank too much gin and had to wake up early.

[–]meawkitteh 0 points1 point ago

omg no so cute

[–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

What's wrong with the second one?

[–]Snowyjoe 0 points1 point ago

I thought this one was very cute.

[–]SandstoneD 0 points1 point ago

That's one ugly sonofabitch

[–]Terazokie 0 points1 point ago

Well, that first image is going to haunt my sleep now; fantastic.

[–]Trenchleaf 0 points1 point ago

they are however, my favourite bear.

[–]The_Antagonist 0 points1 point ago

See, you say unphotogenic, but what you mean is ugly.

[–]blondiee_x17 0 points1 point ago

That first picture is fucking terrifying.

[–]Camazotz19 0 points1 point ago

I bet that thing could give one hell of a blowjob.

[–]Van_Wilderr 0 points1 point ago

COBRA BEAR!!!!!

[–]kickinwarrior07 0 points1 point ago

Gene Simons Bear!

[–]ph0kus 0 points1 point ago

I would totally kick it with a sun bear.

[–]Cryptic0677 0 points1 point ago

They look ever better without hair.

[–]Faydre 0 points1 point ago

Cutest bear, ever.

[–]MustHaveCleverHandle 0 points1 point ago

Christ Jesus that thing's ugly.

[–]sheraknima 0 points1 point ago

Photogenic or not, it's still funny as (insert funny thing here).

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

The fuck kind of derp level is that.

[–]Tyrlidd 0 points1 point ago

Considering the 4th picture the bear has been decapitated, shouldn't this be tagged nsfw?

[–]exdevlin -2 points-1 points ago

Waiting for the followup "Berks" meme on this guy.

[–]HawaiianDry 0 points1 point ago

Ehrmagerd....sern behrs!!

[–]cold_fire149 -2 points-1 points ago

With a tongue like that I bet his mate can hardly.....puts glasses on.....bear the pleasure.

[–]Calebcummings -1 points0 points ago

He a honeybadger

[–]whythefucknotdanjel -1 points0 points ago

well that thing looks like it came straight from the oatmeal comic.

[–]lucas-hanson -1 points0 points ago

Herp derp imma burrrr.

[–]SkateboardG -1 points0 points ago

What is the purpose of the yellow semi circle on its chest?

[–]GentlemanBasterd -1 points0 points ago

Number four looks a little tired... http://imgur.com/YFdJM

[–]NightRedditor -3 points-2 points ago

Ok redditors...that last pic is just ripe for meme-ing...1..2..3..GO!!