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[–]Purpose2 10 points11 points ago

We regularly set up an http://itsalmo.st/ counting down till we open the beer fridge at work. :D

[–]kvail90 1 point2 points ago

I'm so glad this exists

[–]TrollMan64 5 points6 points ago

When it gets to here, we can drink again.

[–]wildmorgan 4 points5 points ago

I get excited about watching The Simpsons, too.

[–]DearStabby 5 points6 points ago

Best episode!!! FURIOUS GEORGE WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!?

[–]mikeybender 1 point2 points ago

We kicked down the back door, but then there was metal door!

[–]Dunge 1 point2 points ago

That's actually the first screenshot from The Simpsons I see posted online for which I don't remember seeing the episode. Which one is it?

[–]kalleguld 2 points3 points ago

Shouldn't the bright spot be on the other side of the line? (Assuming that Springfield is on the northern hemisphere.)

[–]carvex 5 points6 points ago

Yes, but there's no logic to beer-thirty

[–]DaMountainDwarf 6 points7 points ago

Who says he's facing South?

[–]pliiats 2 points3 points ago

Says the fact that the sun is shining from the direction he's facing. Doesn't really matter, that's just the direction sun spots move here on the northern hemisphere... away from drinking time.

[–]m84m 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused, the sun still goes from east to west regardless of hemisphere. Why would being in the northern hemisphere be in anyway different from the southern?

[–]Awkward_moments 0 points1 point ago

Light is reflecting though a hole. The light goes west to east. If you face the light so the sun is on your face. In northen hemisphere you are facing south the light goes to your left. Opposite for other hemisphere.

[–]DaMountainDwarf 0 points1 point ago

Good catch.

[–]SimilarImage 6 points7 points ago

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5 months GeauxHouston22 How I feel on friday at 3 here 26 896
5 months gusbustafunk "When it gets to here, we can drink again." /r/TheSimpsons 7 121
1 year pleatedjeans According to Lenny's calculations, St. Patrick's Day is almost here! here 25 217

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[–]royalexport 0 points1 point ago

This gets played first thing at monday at my work and last at a friday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak

[–]gravytown 0 points1 point ago

I had to steal this. It describes how I currently feel to a T

[–]Lefty07 0 points1 point ago

i like ur username OP

[–]tsukira 0 points1 point ago

This is relevant to my interests.

[–]clowenswork 0 points1 point ago

Havn't seen that episode but somehow i imagine Homer setting up a complicated mirror system to move the light over the line.

[–]mudcove -1 points0 points ago

brandon would love this....

brandon? you there?