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[–]Tsopperi 10 points11 points ago

This is naturally referring to the male prostate.

[–]Nightfalls 15 points16 points ago

As opposed to the rare, elusive female prostate.

[–]TigerWylde[S] 11 points12 points ago

gotta catch em all?

[–]Nightfalls 11 points12 points ago

Proctomon!

[–]skibbz 1 point2 points ago

That's a Digimon name, Prostatour is much better IMO.

[–]dylansan 2 points3 points ago

I think he's just referring to Proctomon as the name of the series, like Pokemon, not as the name of any specific one.

[–]skibbz 1 point2 points ago

Damn, now that I look at that, you're most likely right I just had digimon on the brain. And even though you shot my comment, have an Upvote for sharing my name!

[–]Nightfalls 0 points1 point ago

Works for me!

[–]harvey881 5 points6 points ago

I like to think of it as a reward for curiosity and open-mindedness.

[–]Bl00DISH 2 points3 points ago

I thought God didn´t want man to have critical thinking and stuff like that?

[–]harvey881 2 points3 points ago

Well I'm not a believer myself, but I know a some very inteligent religious people.

[–]Im18fuckmyass 2 points3 points ago

  1. because aliens don't wear hats.

[–]RockinSocks 1 point2 points ago

.... upvote for name

[–]Brightestburning 1 point2 points ago

Hey, I think it's a more than valid question

[–]memeaddictedchick -1 points0 points ago

Does he want it inside his penis or somethig? Lol

[–]Yadayadayadasex 0 points1 point ago

Was a great question the last several times it was on here too.

[–]bro9000 -4 points-3 points ago

When I see a repost I usually just downvote and walk away, but for fuck sakes I've seen this at least 5 times. Edit- What's up with the downvotes? This picture was funny the first time, but come on. It's overly used and has become unfunny, I'm merely voicing my opinion.

[–]Mynameisntjames 2 points3 points ago

Y'know, this guy's right. I guess that's that then. No more reposts. Thanks, guy!

[–]bro9000 0 points1 point ago

Wow, Reddit etiquette! I applaud you, have an upvote.

[–]Cyrino420 -1 points0 points ago

I LOL'd.