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[–]pandaman33 22 points23 points ago

JEREMIAH JOHNSON

[–]ellegenevieve 22 points23 points ago

I actually made up a song for this movie when I was younger, as follows...

"Jeremiah Johnson was a mountain huntin' man, He shot bear, and deer, and elk, and then he got himself a tan!"

NEVER, did I think I would have reason to share this on the internet.

[–]Clumpy 1 point2 points ago

Allow me to blow your mind: I actually knew a guy whose name was Jeremiah Johnson in high school!

Of course, he was born in the eighties, well after the movie, so maybe that says more about his parents.

[–]Sterofin 1 point2 points ago

QUICK! POST SOMETHING ON YOUR CAKEDAY!

[–]ellegenevieve 4 points5 points ago

OH MY GOD IT'S MY CAKEDAY!! WHERE IS MY CAT?!?

[–]pandaman33 0 points1 point ago

Probably the best reason to share it. It's said if you scream his name hard enough you will grow a beard on the spot.

[–]LuckyAmeliza 4 points5 points ago

Actually a pretty good movie. I happen to stumble upon it near the beginning while channel surfing one day a couple months back and watched it til the end.

[–]RaveRaptor 3 points4 points ago

What movie was this? I've been wanting to watch it, but completely forgot the name after it left theaters

[–]Jabullz 6 points7 points ago

Im not sure if this is sarcasm or not. But it's Jeremiah Johnson.

[–]RaveRaptor 1 point2 points ago

Had it confused with a different movie >.<

[–]MarsTraveler 2 points3 points ago

This movie (Jeremiah Johnson) came out in 1972. Are you perhaps thinking of "The Hangover"? Galifianakis has a similar looking beard, but not nearly so cool of a jacket.

[–]RaveRaptor 0 points1 point ago

Wow, I feal like an idiot. Had it confused with something else XS

[–]greenjellibean 3 points4 points ago

I've seen this movie way too many times growing up. My dad loved it so much.

[–]DBoyzNumbahOneGun 1 point2 points ago

Same here - we gifted him a Hawkens .50cal for Christmas a few years back, he loves the hell out of it! =)

[–]capnpitz 2 points3 points ago

What do you mean? It's not Zach G Looking Cool?

[–]Darth_Remus 21 points22 points ago

I know it's coming, but I still giggle when he nods.

[–]Berkel 10 points11 points ago

It keeps me alive for another day.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 2 points3 points ago

It's so fulfilling.

[–]shawnbunch 0 points1 point ago

My manager got mad at me for laughing at this at work, then i showed her it. She forgave me.

[–]ngrout 43 points44 points ago

Way better than two ramen flavor packets or an extra pop-tart.

[–]Azr79 -4 points-3 points ago

[–]blaackyy 4 points5 points ago

http://www.imgur.com/

Your link is an anti-RES heretic

[–]StealthGhost 9 points10 points ago

zach-g-looking-cool.gif

Who the fuck did this?

[–]rchsun 2 points3 points ago

to be fair it does look like zach galifianakanakanamotherfuckinganalianakis

[–]RockStrongo 23 points24 points ago

why the hell is the name of this .gif "Zack G looking cool"?!?!? Did someone think that was Zack Galafinickius? That's Robert Redbeard fo chrissakes!

[–]millionsofmonkeys 3 points4 points ago

I still refuse to believe this. I've seen this gif a dozen times and just can not see it.

[–]Razarex 6 points7 points ago

Bacon Baconburger...

[–]Justavian 3 points4 points ago

At some point, Funny is going to be just a full page of three different gifs - each used as a punch line to various different scenarios.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 1 point2 points ago

[–]CunningDroid 7 points8 points ago

What don't you understand? I could try to explain it.

[–]Canadian_2[S] 8 points9 points ago

I don't understand alot of things. Please explain them to me.

[–]plzdontreadthis 4 points5 points ago

inside joke or something op and cun?

[–]thegeicogecko 3 points4 points ago

TL:DR

[–]Sterofin 0 points1 point ago

No cheese? Rub some bacon on it.RUUUUBB SOMMMEEE BACON ON IT!

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

In before some jackass posts a "funny" picture of an alot

[–]Junkle 6 points7 points ago

The diner near my house became an instant favorite when upon giving me my BLT, I heard the words "I used up the last of the lettuce on your sandwich, so I put extra bacon on instead."

[–]JustForCancer 5 points6 points ago

I saw you at zero and didn't think you deserved it. Also, I'm willing to get downvoted in order to tell you this.

[–]Junkle 0 points1 point ago

You're too kind. Someone else apparently doesn't like bacon...

[–]HarlequinNight 2 points3 points ago

TIL that's not Zach Galifianakas but it's Robert Redford.

[–]lasertorch 1 point2 points ago

Jeremiah Johnson: [after laboriously teaching Swan one word of English, Jeremiah points to himself] Great hunter. Yes? Swan: Yes. Jeremiah Johnson: [points to himself again] Fine figure of a man. Yes? Swan: Yes. Jeremiah Johnson: Good. That is all you need to know. For now.

[–]AlexandrovitchA 1 point2 points ago

Ahahaha, awesome! :D

[–]DiddlyDooDiddle 1 point2 points ago

looks like a mix of robert redford and zack galifjfsfisfaufhaifis

[–]Bangaa 1 point2 points ago

Double bacon burger. :O~

[–]Thick-McRunFast 0 points1 point ago

What does it mean????

[–]thesalo 1 point2 points ago

Mr Johnson was probably the single most significant childhood influence that led me to my current respect, admiration and ownership of beard. An upvote for you sir for an awesome GIF of my hero

[–]DBoyzNumbahOneGun 0 points1 point ago

I really with there were better pictures of Redford in this role, all of them are shoddy low-res stuff.

Would love to get a JJ poster sometime.

[–]ckax 1 point2 points ago

This site is now just a revolving door of the same 15 gifs but with new captions.

[–]MrMagpie93 1 point2 points ago

No matter how many times I see this gif I wait till he nods his and then lol

[–]NiggerHitler 1 point2 points ago

holy fucking shit bacon is so EPIC

[–]vinodipinte 1 point2 points ago

I just lost it at work. Thanks. By work I mean home, by home I mean library, by library I mean I'm lonely and homeless : /

[–]WhatIRead 4 points5 points ago

[–]WillBlaze 1 point2 points ago

I wish I had your luck.

[–]JulioElGuapo 1 point2 points ago

I pretty much agree with you OP, but as a lover of both bacon and cheese... this is how I feel about that situation

[–]bloxie 0 points1 point ago

/thread

[–]jackass150 1 point2 points ago

Im not sure how I feel about this. I mean I wouldnt be mad but I probably wouldnt be happy either about it not having cheese. Cheese definitely rivals bacon in awesomeness.

[–]Gl4ssPhoenix 3 points4 points ago

Success! One time I ordered a couple breakfast sandwiches and a small (1 dollar) fries at McDonald's, and when I got done paying and went to the window to get my food the guy said "It'll be a few minutes before we'll have more fries ready, but I can substitute them for another sausage egg and cheese biscuit now if you'd rather." "...FUCK YEAH!"

[–]albinocheetah 1 point2 points ago

They were serving fries the same time as breakfast sandwiches?

[–]Gl4ssPhoenix 1 point2 points ago

Yep, they started serving certain breakfast items at midnight here for a limited time. But apparently that's too hard to believe.

[–]albinocheetah 0 points1 point ago

It's so odd that you got downvoted, like someone was saying to themselves "I think he's making this story up, I'll show him!"

[–]Fidgetstic 0 points1 point ago

The burger king on the army base by my house sells whoppers for breakfast.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ -1 points0 points ago

[–]FauxShizzle -4 points-3 points ago

[–]fapmatic5000 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, made me 'owl that did

[–]EskimoJesus7904 0 points1 point ago

Dass rayciss

[–]axc12040 0 points1 point ago

'random win comment with this gif always equals 800 karma

[–]jontyscoble 0 points1 point ago

I want bacon 60% of the time... Everytime.

[–]Unlucky_Rider 0 points1 point ago

This gif warrants an upvote everytime.

[–]SuburbanScum 0 points1 point ago

Slow clap. Well done, Sir.

[–]jonny950 0 points1 point ago

Why does my mind put the title and gif together and think about Babe? "That'll do pig, that'll do."

[–]Stoogith 0 points1 point ago

Though I have seen that .gif too many times... I always wait for my internet to load it at least to the end.

[–]badgarok725 0 points1 point ago

I hate cheese on my burger. This sounds like nirvana

[–]wobwobwob42 0 points1 point ago

Funny post...made me chuckle...BUT what bothers me is the gif name. That is NOT Zach Galifianakis! It is Jeremiah Johnson.

Not a big deal, just bugged me...

[–]ishkabibbel2000 0 points1 point ago

Or, better yet, you can just change the title of a popular post from yesterday and repost the same .gif for MOAR KARMA!

[–]Kitguy 0 points1 point ago

MORE. BACON.

[–]actualsnow 0 points1 point ago

Best serious yes gif ever.

[–]christhetwin 0 points1 point ago

Man, this is one of those times I should really read the entire title before clicking the link!

[–]thatguy1717 0 points1 point ago

I was at the Atlanta airport on a layover waiting for my flight. My buddy and I decided to go grab some burgers from this place in the terminal. Can't for the life of me remember the name, but I'll never forget this burger. It was the ultimate bacon cheeseburger. 3 strips of bacon, 3 strips of jalepeno bacon, and baconnaise...yes, baconnaise. Its bacon-infused mayonnaise just in case the 6 strips of bacon didn't make you shoot in your pants.

[–]Chickendinner22 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this twice! One doesnt do it justice!

[–]tehweave 0 points1 point ago

Yes yes and more yes.

[–]infinite0ne 0 points1 point ago

The only thing in the universe that can make up for a lack of cheese is bacon. And maybe a nice pair of tits. But mostly just bacon.

[–]styroteqe 0 points1 point ago

hahaha what is this originally from?

[–]DoctorLost173 0 points1 point ago

If something is reposted enough. Does it become a meme?

[–]zrn29 0 points1 point ago

This was fucking hilarious

[–]slamminbeers 0 points1 point ago

Best movie ever made.

[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

Don't you guys make bacon? I imagine that a bacon baconburger is already on the menu.

[–]Matta174 0 points1 point ago

This is beyond funny!

[–]koolkeith987 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love that gif

[–]moronthannot 0 points1 point ago

The first time I saw this gif was on my phone, and it loaded soooo fucking slowly. I wasn't sure what was happening, but then I saw the slow-motion nod and laughed my fucking ass off. Seriously, this gif is legendary in slow-motion.

[–]GreasyBacon 0 points1 point ago

This post made my day.

[–]Vaskre 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, but bacon is no substitute for cheese.

[–]WhatMyWifeIsThinking 1 point2 points ago

At the risk of the Wrath of Reddit, I concur. That's like offering diet pepsi when I asked for diet coke. I'll just have water, then, thanks.

[–]SuperSchmyd 0 points1 point ago

How does a burger place run out of cheese... "Sorry, we're out of bread, perhaps extra pickles instead?"

[–]csmotsin 0 points1 point ago

Needs more Ron Swanson.

[–]_jB_ -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like Willie from Duck Dynasty.

[–]migslayer -3 points-2 points ago

holy crap i laughed so hard at this, so perfect. Damn fucking 4 in the morning though LOL my peeps are gonna mad!