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[–]lawrence_uber_alles 41 points42 points ago

"Wow, we're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?" -Buster Bluth

[–]Clumpy 8 points9 points ago

"Buster Bluth" is sort of at the opposite end of the cool name spectrum from something like Max Powers or Sterling Archer, isn't it?

[–]onion_dude 0 points1 point ago

"Max Power"

FTFY (Unless I don't get the reference)

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[–]herpderp_roar 33 points34 points ago

You are accomplishing a feat in comparison to people 400,000 years ago.

[–]Bodilis 15 points16 points ago

You just made me feel like much less of a man-slug through this new perspective. Thanks.

[–]philip1201 12 points13 points ago

Billions of your ancestors have worked their arses off, most of them dying violent deaths to protect the next generation of your ancestors. Four billion years of death and bloodshed, natural selection by murder or starvation, all building up relentlessly to better and better lives. A million human ancestors are looking down on you now, having giventheir lives for yours. And this is what you do with it.

But yeah, no pressure.

[–]Concorde105 2 points3 points ago

My power's been out for nearly 24 hours; I haven't gotten out of bed except to eat and to plug my phone in to a slowly-dying laptop.

Before yesterday, all I did was browse Reddit and play video games.

I love this generation

[–]Bodilis 1 point2 points ago

[–]vegittoss15 0 points1 point ago

Don't think life on Earth has been around for 4 billion years.

[–]philip1201 0 points1 point ago

[–]vegittoss15 0 points1 point ago

TIL. Thanks! :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I always suspected that our ancestors had microwaves and corny dogs.

[–]thegreatchancho 5 points6 points ago

Enjoy it while you can, man. Eventually your mom is going to kick you out and then it's all downhill from there.

[–]Banana_Hammok69 3 points4 points ago

Man, I do the same thing except I often work nights so I wake up a lot later. It's nearly bedtime when the sun starts coming up.

[–]RafaDDM 3 points4 points ago

You just described today for me.

[–]stealthesun 41 points42 points ago

Napping: The poor man's time machine.

[–]assangeleakinglol 1 point2 points ago

Trying to quit drinking i'm way too familiar with this.

[–]Clumpy 0 points1 point ago

Those poor people who can't afford time machines! Wait..

Actually, this is an interesting comment, because if I had a time machine I would primarily use it to do a four hour sleep twice every night and get the best of both worlds. Right side of the bed for the first half, left side for the second half, don't think about the fact that a twenty-eight hour day means you're aging faster than everybody else.

[–]SaneDunk 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant.

[–]desne 142 points143 points ago

red head donna > blonde donna

[–]ILikePlants[S] 49 points50 points ago

as a redheaded gal, i approve of this message

[–]charming_asshole 42 points43 points ago

Obligatory creeper comment.

[–]Herborist 48 points49 points ago

Obligatory white knight comment.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

Obligatory creeper knight comment.

[–]Tiop 9 points10 points ago

Obligatory Ttsssssss…

[–]sashaaa123 8 points9 points ago

BOOOOOM!

[–]virtyy -1 points0 points ago

Obligatory complaint about the creepers.

[–]f03nix 4 points5 points ago

As a plant, I approve of the OP's name now.

[–]Jmonkeh 2 points3 points ago

Rarely has a single dye job been such an enduring tragedy.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

a brief poem about what i'd do if red head donna let me take her on a date

red head donna

i'd take her to dinner

then i'd come on 'er

then i'd come in 'er

[–]JiveMonkey 0 points1 point ago

[–]oxonium35 8 points9 points ago

I watched this episode yesterday. Watching season 7 of that 70s show makes me feel like an explorer, where no one has gone before. When I get to season 8 i'm pretty sure i'll discover new species and shit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Unfortunately, scientists are already studying that 80s show and deciding where it fits into our phylogenetic tree.

[–]subtly_irrelevant 4 points5 points ago

Fast forward to 2012: Man, time really flies when you're on reddit 12 hours a day.

[–]mordicat1989 4 points5 points ago

I like plants too

[–]eskuuzie_eskuuzie 6 points7 points ago

why is she so hot!

[–]t0k4 7 points8 points ago

I approve of that 70's Reddit.

[–]byuckert 0 points1 point ago

Is there a subreddit for it? I would subscribe so fast.

[–]Cole119 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Articunozard 2 points3 points ago

I'd

[–]mobuco 1 point2 points ago

read quick and thought it was two faps a day

[–]lateral_moves 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had a pogo stick

[–]Kiacha 0 points1 point ago

Best show ever. Until New girl popped up out of nowhere.

[–]asimovfan1 0 points1 point ago

Cure for that is having kids. Naps are now equivalent to myths.

[–]Moobs_like_Jagger 0 points1 point ago

two faps a day

FTFY

[–]the_oh_of_pleasure 0 points1 point ago

Damn hypocrite takes two naps a day!

[–]vivasativa 0 points1 point ago

The secret to making visits to jail less mind numbing.