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Poor choice of words. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]KMartSheriff 5 points6 points ago

This is definitely my favorite meme, and there's plenty more here.

[–]Willyjwade 39 points40 points ago

There was a kid at my high school who did that to one of the bitchy chicks, right after he said Okay he reached into his jacket and she ran off thinking she was gonna get shot. It was a great week because whenever he saw her he would reach into his coat and she would run away, he stopped after a week because she had a breakdown and started bawling in the middle of the cafeteria the last time he did it.

[–]dabezian 45 points46 points ago

Bawling

FTFY

Unless you meant that she started playing basketball like none other in the cafeteria, which I'm not sure is a problem.

[–]Willyjwade 6 points7 points ago

Lol, thanks for pointing that out I missed it also I wish that was how it went down would have made a much better story.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Showing off her dazzling dexterity and sensational style on the courts was was her way of displaying her scorn for this young man's empty threats.

[–]Enkmarl 2 points3 points ago

If you really want to help him with proof reading why not tell him to stop glorifying something that would get you thrown in fucking jail. Or maybe you think being a felon just so you can fuck with a girl is cool.

[–]austin1414 -5 points-4 points ago

Almost choked to death laughing. I can handle chewing gum with a retainer on, but I can't manage when you come into the equation.

[–]westcoastin85 2 points3 points ago

Nowsuckhisdick.jpg

[–]AndrejPejic 77 points78 points ago

That's horrible.

[–]runsoutofspace 83 points84 points ago

Intentional infliction of emotional distress...

[–]DekaChin86 20 points21 points ago

Fuck law school.

[–]SmartAssX 3 points4 points ago

fuck the police

[–]OsamaBinHitler -4 points-3 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]bstills 31 points32 points ago

Yea wow, making a girl feel like her life is constantly in danger is fucking hilarious.

[–]BallsackTBaghard -5 points-4 points ago

No-fun-allowed eh?

[–]bstills 0 points1 point ago

Depends on your sadistic definition of fun.

[–]SRS_Invasion_Bot -5 points-4 points ago

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[–]jezza24 -3 points-2 points ago

That shit cray!

[–]alpharowe3 1 point2 points ago

I love this meme.

[–]rikashiku 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't this EXACT same meme posted last week?

[–]alapkoff 1 point2 points ago

kill the repost

[–]Spice-Weasel 1 point2 points ago

That guy when he was a kid.

[–]LeszekSwirski 1 point2 points ago

"And we played the first thing that came to our heads, it just so happened to be... the best song in the world! It was the best song in the world!"

Sorry, I get this stuck in my head any time someone says "ok."

[–]LachlanSP 9 points10 points ago

This is a repost. That is all.

[–]Sweaterking 31 points32 points ago

Welcome to Reddit.

[–]PaulWR 4 points5 points ago

Well, it took me 5 months and 15 days to realize it... This place fucking sucks.

[–]The_Holy_Handgrenade 8 points9 points ago

And you're still here.

[–]PaulWR 2 points3 points ago

Didn't you see this post yesterday?

[–]The_Holy_Handgrenade 0 points1 point ago

Haha, yeah. There is no escape. At least you're a giraffe.

[–]PaulWR 1 point2 points ago

yeah must be pretty easy for you to quit, being a hand grenade and all.

[–]The_Holy_Handgrenade 2 points3 points ago

I'm a dud. :(

[–]stagfury 0 points1 point ago

Considering this place sucks, how do you escape the pull?

[–]gbr4rmunchkin 1 point2 points ago

he said it was a repost.

I reposted the blood contract of his family

[–]ApologeticCanadian 0 points1 point ago

How eloquent.

[–]Contero 0 points1 point ago

The contract has been sealed

[–]i_troll_cus_i_luv 0 points1 point ago

does this cocaine smell rotten to you?

[–]derpina428 0 points1 point ago

O and K: the two most menacing letters in the English language.

[–]TheBestBigAl 0 points1 point ago

"Poor choice of words" would've been a better punchline than the one that's actually used.

[–]Emazon7790 0 points1 point ago

Or rather... KO?

[–]TerryArchi 0 points1 point ago

But OK means Zero Kills

[–]bcwhitty14 0 points1 point ago

Funny but repost.

[–]n3tm0nk3y 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel...

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Actually, yes. Thank you OP, I hadn't seen it before.

[–]snarles -3 points-2 points ago

How is this a poor choice of words...?

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