DEATH TO ALL JUICE

xouns · 4 months

I had a German roommate. After getting a second fridge, as the first was to small for us three, we were discussing how to use the new one, when she said that, maybe it would be a good idea to put the juice in the fridge. I yelled at her, telling her that, as a German she had no way of saying such things. It took a while for her to understand the joke...

MrExcelerate · 4 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waCF81HdKAA

mtnjon · 4 months

Ancient joke (to chinese bartender) "Are there any chinese jews?" (responds) "We got grapefruit, orange, apple, tomato. No chinese juice." This dork is almost as funny. Only not.

mstrbng · 4 months

clever

Zabbaracain · 4 months

Whenever I see this picture his expression says "What? No, of course it's spelled right. I looked it up on Google before we came here. You're worrying about nothing."

jrandy · 4 months

I tell you, the soda lobby will try anything.

[deleted] · 4 months

You can always tell when Muslim bad behavior is featured since r/atheism is so quick to excuse it with jokes and not really take it seriously.

If a Christian had done this it would be taken quite differently.

That's the problem with you guys: Muslims are so much worse on every measure of evil religion than Christians, and yet you guys either don't get or are content to ignore the difference. WAKE UP. Any of your Christian issues apply 3x to Muslims.


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