Welcome to Texas, ladies and gentlemen, where anything is possible.

powpowranger · 4 months

That man obviously just purchased the car and was driving it out of the store when this happened...

GuitarFreak027 · 4 months

Judging by the tire marks, he drove down the sidewalk from the right side and hit the pole.

Heathenforhire · 4 months

Clearly hit 88 mph at a time when that store wasn't there.

anonspersona · 4 months

I hope the pole is ok

clivodimars · 4 months

Im from Texas and I can verify that our cops are fat.

codyonthebass · 4 months

Welcome to Texas, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

LookAtMyDuck · 4 months

Dollar General right?

jwdrummer21 · 4 months

The driver does not understand the concept of handicappable parking.

WryhkVae · 4 months

Literally. I will drop you off at the door.

mavol · 4 months

I didn't think Pai Mei drove

carrimarie92 · 4 months

The first thing that my dad said when I showed him: Wait a minute, go back, I want to see how the fuck she did that."

I love how he automatically assumed that this was a woman driving.

thevel · 4 months

Ok, how close to the door do these handicap spaces really need to be? Damn ADA.

Chrisfromthefuture · 4 months

Dollar general..

mrcloudies · 4 months

Did he hit it really hard, than it spun around with its tail end in the air and fall back down without hitting the glass doors?

narf865 · 4 months

Everything is bigger in Texas, even the mindfucks

Madman604 · 4 months

Injured himself for handicapped parking?

The_Juggernaut1122 · 4 months

I didn't know Rex Ryan was a cop...

MarvinTheAndroid42 · 4 months

Even if he was backed up as much as possible, He would never hit the post with that much force. Fuck this, fuck physics, and in relation to a back to the future comment here, fuck you too doc brown.

Ogow · 4 months

Why hasn't it exploded yet? Vehicles always explode if any sort of liquid leaks after the crash....

Pad_TyTy · 4 months

It's fucking Zombo.com up in here

ApokalypseCow · 4 months

I wonder if that old dude on the right was the driver... if so, better that he get confused about which pedal does what there than at the farmer's market...

I_Key_Cars · 4 months

Skid marks tell the story.

ultrajinx · 4 months

I love how the cop has this big shit eating grin and how i can't make out the other dudes face

jeebusmcchrist · 4 months

That cop sure is pleased about the whole situation.

Densttom · 4 months

Cop is laughing

justinsane15 · 4 months

That concrete post did not give a fuck.

johnny80 · 4 months

Hey buddy, your radiator's leaking.

Fast_As_Hell · 4 months

I can just tell that that is a mofoing Dollar General just from the front of it. Those ppl be crazy.

xSiNNx · 4 months

Wear your seatbelts kids. Look closely at the passenger side of the windshield...

keystothemoon · 4 months

Wait... but physics... engines... velocity... acceleration... How?

thehindteet · 4 months

maybe its a really shitty raffle

[deleted] · 4 months

I hope this isn't in Austin. I'm moving there in a month and I like to live in areas where the laws of physics apply.

new-socks · 4 months

I love how the cop/security guard looks like he's having the time of his life.

zeedeevel66 · 4 months

Did anyone else notice that the license plate is a handicapped plate? Classic

SuburbanScum · 4 months

For some reason I hear Bill Cosby in my head trying to explain this to me. "youuu seeeeeee"

speaktodragons · 4 months

How fast would have to be going on that sidewalk to get that much damage?

Beau_Vine · 4 months

He earned that space.

bgthigfist · 4 months

mentally handicapped parking

henry_blackie · 4 months

The main question is, how are they getting it back out?

Amytherocklobster · 4 months

How the hell does this even happen? o_O

Inv_Man · 4 months

He was driving on the sidewalk when he turned to the left, possibly trying to get out, when he smacked into the pole.

milkshakeyard · 4 months

the driver probably intended to get as close to the entrance as possible, so groceries could loaded up right from the store.

the family was too lazy to spend a minute walking through the parking lot with a shopping cart.

Alyeska2112 · 4 months

We're driving somewhere in east Texas, I'm about 14, and one of my rootin' tootin' distant relations remarks about the drive-thru liquor stores all over the place. Yes, you stay in your car while purchasing alcohol.

He then went on to say, with a straight face, that the dividing bumpers between the lanes on the road were so you can drink and drive while staying in your lane.

Good ol' Texas.

EpicFishFingers · 4 months

I can see how this happened now. He drove down the pavement then braked, before hitting the bollard (see skid mark on the right of the pic). The truck's momentum probably made the back wheels lift up and allowed the back to turn around a bit, like in this Euro NCAP crash test vid

doggetay · 4 months

Except evolution and gay marriage

Nattyiceforme · 4 months

In through the out door..

theblackestbrotha · 4 months

Looks exactly like my truck...

chris-martin · 4 months

I miscounted the poles, Liz! I MISCOUNTED THE POLES!

print_is_dead · 4 months

he's probably just trying to keep them from getting the flag out

Off3nsiveB1as · 4 months

If anything is possible here in Texas, then my grandpappy wouldn't be old and crotchety, ya hear?

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Fly_Caster · 4 months

Doesn't say anything about driving!

canarchist · 4 months

Obviously, he was racing the other dickwads for the handicapped spot because "he was only going to be a minute."

Ramsus32 · 4 months

I figured it out. The truck is a time machine. Think 4th dimensionally. Where he was coming from, that building and those poles didn't exist yet.

rakantae · 4 months

Actually fairly surprised by how unscathed that pole is.

killjoy48 · 4 months

yeah, we have fat cops. what you wanna fight about it!?

quantumofennui · 4 months

Wh...wai...wha...how? HOW?

IronWolfElite · 4 months

hahahahahhhahahah

Btelvington · 4 months

Now you're driving with portals!

xcoasterx · 4 months

Didn't know shoenice was a cop.

Chastronaut · 4 months

TIL: Cement is fucking hard.

darth_holio · 4 months

Typical Dollar General clientele. Man fuck that place.

layra96 · 4 months

How in the holiest of fucks.....

lotictrance · 4 months

Trying to figure out how this happened reminds me of Dirk Gentley's stairwell-couch.

Nick012998 · 4 months

This is actually a disguised version of the Delorian from Back To The Future that had successfully hit time travel speed into the future right in front of a pole, stopping the newly disguised Delorian dead in it's tracks.

Foxrain007 · 4 months

That officer sure is wearing a lot of upper body padding

WinterAyars · 4 months

I'm not from Texas and i have to admit: i am impressed.

Lakario · 4 months

It's a shame I don't have a video/picture of the accident I once caused where I rear-ended a Tahoe with the back of my car...

(Fuck ice.)

Pat_the_Bunny · 4 months

Love the security guys grin.

mr_jrt · 4 months

I couldn't do that even if I tried.

deathfromabove1251 · 4 months

lemme Guess Dollar General?

notfamousguy · 4 months

Everything is bigger in.... WHAAAATTTT?!

jl_dub · 4 months

Seeing the damage on the bumper just left of the pole makes me think they hit the wall first. Maybe something like this.

fluxaxion · 4 months

And stupidity levels are at it's peak.

chewbaccasnipples · 4 months

looks like the person sitting in the passenger seat cracked the windshield a bit with their head.

plane0 · 4 months

I love how that cop is smilling

vulpes_occulta · 4 months

Texas does everything bigger. Especially their accidents.

TheUninspiredArtist · 4 months

Even the cop is amused.

EvolvedPika · 4 months

Holy resolution Batman!

Gcrackaflexflex · 4 months

I keep trying to caption this picture.

thescrapplekid · 4 months

The only way I can see this happening is the truck hitting the post and maybe circling it off the ground high enough it didn't or only a minor tap to the other posts

Travelingp · 4 months

This is typical Texan driving.

SomeGuyInOttawa · 4 months

I wonder what Bunk and McNulty would say as they analyzed the scene of that accident ?

reidster87 · 4 months

The driver is clearly parking handicapped.

Shellpath · 4 months

Texas jokes are funny. Oh wait the unemployment rate. Derp.

thehalfwit · 4 months

Obviously, the driver couldn't see the "NO PARKING ANYTIME" sign because it's so faded out.

Ramennov · 4 months

Where in Texas was this?

supersymond · 4 months

Like a glove

tonkey · 4 months

My mind is full of fuck.

8tenz · 4 months

Did any of those dipshits think about seeing if it was caught on a security tape?

fuZZe · 4 months

Anyone else impressed he got as far as the 3rd pole? Talk about handi-capable

[deleted] · 4 months

Oh, fuck. They accept EBT AND SNAP?! Thank God, the 15th of the month is only 12 minutes away.

YOU_ARE_SCRUBS · 4 months

I dont get it

raidenmaiden · 4 months

No, I think I know what happened.. It's quite obvious that there was a street race (probably as part of Fast and the Furious 6).. The store and the car were racing (who knows, maybe the store manager and car driver were mortal enemies or something.. The manager, being a dick, side swiped the car and caused it to crash into the pole.. Realising his mistake, the manager stopped and called the police and is now acting as though he is innocent.. And that ladies and gentlemen is what truly transpired here..

TL;DR - Store and Car were racing. Store hit car. Car crashed. Store Manager walks away..

Edited for clarity

_Larry · 4 months

I love how a 4500lbs+ vehicle smashed into that pole and the pole gave absolutely NO fucks. It's not even budged.

tonymtnr58 · 4 months

Now that right there is pure talent.

staiano · 4 months

and nothing is real?

johnbanken · 4 months

He saw how big those food stamps in the window were and couldn't keep himself from trying to grab his share!

woofer212 · 4 months

shopped the shadows are all to fuck

thedeejus · 4 months

What the hell does Texas have to do with anything

Thingthree12 · 4 months

Handicap parking. Nailed it.

tothesource · 4 months

I don't really think this has anything to do with Texas.

DejaBoo · 4 months

I say, "Pole Vault!"

[deleted] · 4 months

The policeman looks like the cops from gta4.

MoonRazer · 4 months

How....Just how..?

Skwerley · 4 months

This is at a dollar general. In east Texas. Near where I live. I think.

J_Jammer · 4 months

How is it that they got behind the pillars without damaging... presumably going in reverse....and yet going forward they hit one?

I want a video!

terminal_velocity · 4 months

how the hell?

Dereklikesmetal · 4 months

...I don't even....

one-oh-one · 4 months

This man obviously didn't position himself properly when he entered the cheat code

EtriusTheHSBrony · 4 months

Not car related, but it did hail yesterday in Texas. Now it hot. O.o

k3lc · 4 months

hahahaa

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